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"Mr. Kishibe Rohan! The special guest invited by the 'Idol Manga Artist' this time is Mr. Kishibe Rohan-sensei, the author of the super-popular work "Pink Dark Boy"... Wow, Kishibe-sensei looks so much like a popular idol**** oh!"

**** is the male god in the eyes of female high school students.

Kishibe Rohan, who is only 20 years old this year but won the best-selling manga award of the year, concealed his impatience and cooperated with the promotion, "Thank you for the compliment, I still have a lot of immaturity."

"You are so humble, who doesn't know that you are the prince in the cartoon! The girls who met Mr. Kishi for the first time couldn't bear to ask questions."

The host's words are not adulterated, Kishibe Rohan's looks are really good.

Kishibe Rohan only needs to smile when listening to the editor.

Soon the first lucky reader was called. This fat house dinosaur girl with twin ponytails had a red face and shortness of breath. "Excuse me, may I ask what kind of girl Mr. Kishi likes!!"

"Yo!!"

This was the voice of most of the otaku women present.

Kishibe Rohan's editor had already prepared, and the standard answer was a kind-hearted and hard-working girl.

But at this moment, Kishibe Rohan said as if possessed by a demon: "I like older sisters who are older than me, tall, with long red hair, charming and innocent."

The scene fell into silence.

"Okay...let's continue the interview." The host said tactfully.

After the recording of the show, the editor complained, "Mr. Kishi! You are a cartoonist of Prince! You follow the idol school route! How can an idol have a woman he likes!"

"Who said I have a woman I like?"

"You're so specific, older, redhead, neighbor!"

"Oh, that was more than ten years ago."

The editor's expression froze, "Ten years ago?"

"Yeah, she's in her thirties now, if she's still alive."

Kishibe Rohan left and fell alive, eh?The editor left the station.

He pressed the road aimlessly,

Kishibe Rohan is very mature, precocious, self-centered, and focused.

His first love happened when he was four years old.

The target is the eldest sister of the neighbor's house.

That is a big sister who can wear a high school uniform into a uniform to seduce | Kishibe Rohan actually doesn't remember her face very well.What impressed me the most was her dazzling red curly hair.

The rooms of the girl and the child are facing each other. Every morning, the young Kishibe Rohan can see the sister next door lazily lying on the yoga mat on the balcony, combing her hair with her hands while stretching her calves, and the wide neckline of her white shirt slipping down her shoulders.

Kishibe Rohan likes beautiful, complicated things.

He couldn't help but stare at the sister next door.

If it takes another ten years, he will definitely be scolded.

But what girl wouldn't like the astonishing eyes of a cute little boy without desire.

The sister next door would lie on the railing, with her knees slightly bent, across the narrow gap between the two houses, reach out and touch his forehead, "Luhan... little pervert."

Even if he was a manga artist, Kishibe Rohan thought he was a painter.

His understanding of beauty started from peeking at the sister next door.

That elder sister is the goddess in the dreams of all men in Duwang Town. There are always men of different ages hovering in front of her house. Just a look at each other can make them forget about it.

Compared with those men who tried their best not to see their big sister, the young and harmless Kishibe Rohan was the man she had the most contact with...if he wasn't only four years old.

My sister would let him lie on his stomach and read stories to him.

"Luhan, stories are used to escape from reality. People are dissatisfied with reality, so they have stories. As long as the story is beautiful, it is unreasonable." "The person who tells the story is a god, and he can create and destroy the world as he wants." Sister Scrape Blow his nose. "I like people who can tell stories, and I never get bored with people like that."

First love is ignorant, sometimes it comes and goes so silently that you don't even notice it yourself.It's just that when I grew up many years later, I suddenly recalled, suddenly realized, and then felt lost.

Kishibe Rohan's mood at the moment is both sour and sweet.

When he was young, his starting point was too high, which caused him to lose his heart for women in the real world, and his ability to resist temptation was super strong.

Today, Mr. Kishi still enjoys loneliness.

At the end of 1999, on Kishibe Rohan's 21st birthday, he bought a cake and lit a candle by himself. The candle melted to the end, and he didn't take a bite of the cake.Locked the door and turned off the phone, ignoring the editor and knocking on the door serially.

Today he doesn't want to update!

Even if he could draw a page in an instant, he didn't want to update it!Updating this thing has nothing to do with hand speed, it's purely a matter of mood.

What's more, the editor has several issues of manuscripts in his hand. He was frightened by the dragging of the manga artists brought by other editors, and he was afraid that Kishibe Rohan would follow their old path, "If you have the skills, I will open the door if you have the skills! Kishibe teacher!!"

Kishibe Rohan put on earplugs, but couldn't hear anything.

He fell asleep quickly and deeply, and woke up with difficulty.His body was so heavy that he turned over and fell to the floor with a thud.

It hurts!

The bed was only [-] centimeters from the ground, how could it fall so hard!

Kishibe Rohan struggled to open his eyes, and saw his short legs, his fleshy little hands... he didn't even have the strength to sit up, his body was so soft and frightening!

Pinching his thigh to make sure he wasn't dreaming, Kishibe Rohan stood in front of the mirror in a daze. What was reflected in the mirror was his young self, whose height had shrunk by more than half, and still smelled like milk.

Before he could confirm further, a girl wrapped in a blanket protruded from the balcony less than a foot away, with a delicate and charming voice, "Little Luban, why didn't you come out to see sister today?"

Seeing that no one came out, the girl showed doubts, and jumped to the next door with her hands on the railing. She opened the curtain and saw the child looking in the mirror. She walked over and hugged him from behind, holding him high, "Little Luban! Good morning!"

After turning around in a circle, the girl put the boy down, knelt down and said, "Why are you so depressed today? Did you not sleep well?"

Kishibe Rohan looked at the girl deeply, and the girl was amused by his expression, "It's so serious, are you thinking about what kind of milk to drink?"

"...Miss Yan?"

Kishibe Rohan called out the title jerky.

"Huh?" The girl tilted her head, her curly hair swept to the floor, "I don't know me anymore."

know.

How can I forget it.

The laughing girl fell on the small single bed, "Xiao Luban, do you have something to eat?"

The girl lives alone, and often comes to Anbian's house to eat and drink.

At this time, Mrs. Kishi asked her son to go downstairs for dinner.

The girl was laughing and laughing, she was about to open the door wearing only a white shirt and bare two delicate long legs.

Kishibe Rohan couldn't help shouting: "Sister Yan! Clothes!"

The girl opened the door recklessly, "Sister Huizi is the only one at home." She turned her head, "Has Luban gone to kindergarten? Did the teacher in Sunflower class tell you not to look at girls' fat times?"

The girl stretched her waist and went downstairs recklessly.

Keiko Kishibe didn't have any opinion on the girl's clothes, and the girl never came when her husband was around.

"Sister Huizi's dishes are delicious!"

The son called her sister, and she called her own sister. Keiko Kishibe didn't know what to say, "Is it too greasy to eat fried pork cutlets in the morning?"

"Would you? Just eat more vegetables to relieve your boredom." The girl chewed on the tonkatsu, "I'll send Rohan to kindergarten today."

"That's really helpful." The work of a housewife is not easy, if Lu Han is not very smart and well-behaved, she would be very busy.

After breakfast, Kishibe Rohan stared at the dead fish eyes, put on the yellow hat of the kindergarten, and was led out by the little hand.

"Are there any cute girls in kindergarten!"

"Is the school lunch delicious? It's better to bring a bento from home."

"My sister's cooking is also delicious. If you give me a kiss, I'll give you a hearty bento."

"Sister Yan!" Kishibe Rohan called out unbearably, "We are being followed!"

"Eh?" The girl looked around, "There is no one."

"There! That man with a camera and a mask!" How could such a big man hide behind a telephone pole and not see.

"You mean Xiao Wu? I know him now! Xiao Wu! Take a beautiful picture of me today too! Don't do weird things with my photos!" The girl shouted to the man who was obviously an idiot with her hands in the shape of a trumpet arrive.

Kishibe Rohan: "..." Is sister Yan's personality so... lively?It's very different from what I remember. Could it be that the childhood filter is too serious?

The idiot named Xiaowu was short and round, and the small eyes exposed on the mask exuded obscene and obsessive light. Even Rohan Kishibe felt uncomfortable, but Sister Yan didn't seem to feel it.

Xiao Wu didn't dare to answer, nodded his head almost fell off, and ran away scrambling.

Just after crossing a street, the two were called to a stop. A blond boy in a high school uniform came over from the opposite street, "Dao Le."

"Kid Luhan."

Kishibe Rohan stared at the blond man intently.That's right!It's him!Yoshikage Kira!The man who killed Sister Yan actually knew Sister Yan!wrong!Sister Yan never mentioned it before!She doesn't even know who killed him!

"Senior Kira!" the girl greeted in surprise. "Rohan, say hello to Kira-senpai... Oh, why don't you like Kira-senpai."

"Hahaha, I really don't appeal to children." Yoshikage Kira looked at the girl greedily, and Kishibe Rohan was startled by his undisguised lust.

Something is wrong...in the past, not the same.

At this moment, he suddenly thought of Yoshikage Kira's ability "The Loser Eats Dust", going back to the past...to change the future!

Every choice will lead to countless different futures, and only the present can change the future.

For the whole day, Kishibe Rohan was absent-minded, and the teacher in the Sunflower class thought he was sick, "Should I go home and rest?"

"Teacher, can I leave early today?"

"sure."

It is not uncommon for kindergarten children to go home alone. Girls have to be picked up, and boys are inevitably a little careless.

Kishibe Rohan didn't go home but went to Moriohcho High School, and he was going to pick up Yan-san from school.

·

Dorayan, the most beautiful girl in Morioh Town, is a freshman in high school, and her senior, Yoshikage Kira, who is two years older than her, is about to graduate.

Yoshikage Kira, who thinks he is mediocre and unattractive, is actually very popular, but he is really hard to get close to.

But this time the school started, the girls found that Yoshikage Kira had changed.

It has become much more cheerful, not as melancholy as before.

But this cheerfulness is only for one person, and it seems to be more indifferent to others.

Yoshikage Kira received special treatment from Dora Ban, the most beautiful flower in Morioh Town.

Suddenly one day, everyone found that Yoshikage Kira, who had no interest in anything, was wandering around the Dora Banquet intentionally or unintentionally, and he even made a bento with his own hands.

Yoshikage Kira is careful, considerate, mature, gentleman, and extremely generous in his shots. He is neither clingy nor too persistent. The just right sense of distance makes people comfortable. I am afraid that no girl will be indifferent to this kind of considerate pursuit.It is also true that the relationship between the two is getting better every day.

——Sooner or later, Dorakuyan will be moved by Kira Yoshikage.

This is what Kishibe Rohan heard from a high school student, and the excuse he used was "my sister has been distracted recently, and I am worried that he will be cheated by a bad man." Nothing will tell him.

Kishibe Rohan's expression darkened.I can be sure, this Yoshikage Kira must have used the Loser Shichen to go back to the past.

Could it be... a parallel world here?

"Yanjiang! Your brother is waiting for you at the door!" said a classmate.

"Brother? Ah! Luban!" Dao Leyan saw the small figure blocking the door from the window. Kindergarten, after school is always much earlier than high school.

"Luhan! Why are you here? Have you been waiting for a long time?" In the scorching summer, it was really touching that such a young child could wait for her without saying a word.

"Yan Jiang, is school over yet?"

"Well, let's go home together." The girl took Kishibe Rohan's little hand, and in order to take care of the baby's steps, the girl almost moved forward.

Back when I was a child, the substitute Heaven's Gate couldn't be used, how to protect my sister from Kira Yoshikage.

Will Yoshikage Kira let her sister go this time?

August 1983, 8, the day Sister Yan died.

Only one month from now.

Keiko Kishibe noticed that her son went to the next door more and more frequently, almost every day, "Luhan, maybe Yan-chan is going on a date. It's not good to bother you all the time."

Date—with Yoshikage Kira!

Speaking of this matter, Kishibe Rohan became very irritable. For several days, every time he and Sister Yan went to school, they always met Yoshikage Kira, and Sister Yan didn't hate him!What a hell of a day!

Kishibe Rohan said very seriously that he doesn't like Yoshikage Kira, but Sister Yan only treats him as a child throwing a temper tantrum, and this child's body is really inconvenient.

As time went by and things got worse, Sister Yan agreed to a date with Yoshikage Kira.

He sat by the girl's bed and watched her pick out clothes with great interest.

"Sister Yan, I'll go with you."

"Don't be so hot-tempered, if you cling to my sister, it's a big deal to sleep with my sister tonight?" The girl hugged Kishibe Rohan and gave her a big kiss, "Kids like to kiss me very much. Luban is really cold to my sister. Are you saying my sister is too old?"

Kishibe Rohan continued to have an indifferent expression.

……

I got up very early on the weekend. If you ask me how I feel, I can only say that it’s really not too cool to brush the copy of Yoshikage Kira three times. This time, I chose the identity of the manga artist Kishibe Rohan’s Yoshikage Yoshikage Elder sister, she also saved Kishibe Rohan at the cost of her life, and won the title of JOJO's number one beautiful girl...a cosplayer.

I replaced her as Kishibe Rohan's big sister next door. As for the plot of the absolute option, I don't know.

However, it is impossible for me to die in the hands of Yoshikage Kira, with a knife in the back and the dog's throat cut.

I wore a water red dress, dressed delicately and purely and went out.

Dating 18-year-old Yoshikage Kira is exciting.

There are not many dating spots in places like Moriohcho, so the romantic and attentive Yoshikage Kira asked me to go to Tokyo, and I also made an appointment for the romantic restaurant, which is the number one place in the list of couples' sanctuaries.Although the bonus of my Bai Yushou is still there, is the 18-year-old Yoshikage Kira so flirtatious?Dad felt a little unreliable.

Yoshikage Kira pulled out the chair for me.

We ate Kobe beef that is not so expensive now but half dead.

I feel like a ruthless killer every time I eat meat.

Every human meat eater is a killer.

Yoshikage Kira cut the steak and pushed it to me.

... Dad was a little scared.

After going around for so long, he finally found his wife.

Yoshikage Kira thought.

After being killed by Kujo Jotaro, he was dragged into hell on Yinyang Road and escaped with all his might. He launched Loser Shichen again and returned to the age of 16.Moreover, his wife had such a great reputation when she was a girl, and almost everyone in Duwang Town did not know that there was a super beautiful girl named Dao Leyan.Thinking about how he really didn't pay attention to the outside world when he was a teenager in his previous life, he didn't even know about him.

He missed a lot.

This time he will never miss it, this woman must be his.

A strong possessive desire rose in Kira Yoshikage's eyes.

The waiter brought wine.

"I don't know how to drink."

Hearing the girl's sweet voice, Yoshikage Kira's expression was so gentle that water dripped out, "Red wine is not intoxicating."

I rolled my eyes at him, "Are you trying to get me drunk and do something nasty?"

As I said, I put my feet up on his thighs, and my toes lightly rubbed against the muscles of his thighs.

Yoshikage Kira took a breath and looked at the girl. She innocently told him interesting things about school, but her feet under the tablecloth teased him recklessly. Yoshikage Kira blushed suddenly, and he felt the girl's flexible toes clamped Zippered her trousers... After marriage, she did this every time she ate. She didn't expect to be so proficient at such a young age, damn it!

I have been listening to the voice of Yoshikage Kira.

I really want to roll my eyes.

My Dorakuyan is obviously the wife of 'Kawajiri Kosaku'. When did I become the wife of Yoshikage Kira, it's fine for the dove to occupy the magpie's nest, but I can't be so shameless.

But I didn't expect that Yoshikage Kira was reborn by accident.

Kishibe Rohan's baby shell actually contained an adult soul.

It is really familiar and heart-warming.

After dinner, Yoshikage Kira asked me to go to the sea.

Is it so romantic?

I enjoyed the meticulous dating and was so excited about it, I didn't think about Kishibe Rohan's worries at all.

I didn't go home until late at night.

I also exchanged the first kiss with Yoshikage Kira at the door of the house. He was obviously trained by me very skillfully, but he pretended to be jerky, which is also very cute.

Seeing this scene, Kishibe Rohan's heart was a little cold. Why did he let him see this scene? He was still a child!

Tilting her head, it turned out that her mother was also peeking, "Ah! That kid is so handsome! Barely worthy of the banquet sauce."

Kishibe Rohan: "..."

Yoshikage Kira, I, Kishibe Rohan, don't want to be invincible in the world, but I want to kill your dog!

Kishibe Rohan became a witness of Kira Yoshikage's relationship with Dora Yan, watching the two of them fall in love, graduate, and go to Tokyo to study together. People are born.

Not only did Sister Yan not die, but she also got married with Yoshikage Kira.

And according to his observations over the years, Yoshikage Kira didn't kill anyone at all.

What is going on in this world?

12-year-old Kishibe Rohan couldn't help but doubt his life.

In the first year of junior high school, Kishibe Rohan made his debut as a "super genius junior high school manga artist". He drew the pink dark boy who became famous in his previous life. When the magazine came to interview him why he could draw manga so realistically, Kishibe Rohan performed it Some 'comics describe the taste of spiders, I really licked'.

The magazine editor vomited on the spot.

Kishibe Rohan was very sad because Sister Yan and her cubs also vomited.

What confuses him the most is why the cubs of Sister Yan and Yoshikage Kira look exactly like Hayato Kawajiri.

Could it be that Yanjie and Kawajiri Kosaku were married to Kira Yoshikage before they got married...

What a dangerous idea.

On Kishibe Rohan's birthday, Doraku's family went to a birthday party. During the dinner, 30-year-old Yoshikage Kira stopped him and whispered, "You have no chance. I'm not... what I used to be. "

Kishibe Rohan was terrified, could it be that Yoshikage Kira knew his identity!

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you." Yoshikage Kira pressed his hand on Kishibe Rohan's shoulder, threatening and intimidating.

Yoshikage Kira died at the age of 33, and he was not without tension, those who are fearless are those who have nothing.

Yoshikage Kira finally got the peaceful life he dreamed of. He is not prepared to lose it, and he will defend it with everything.

—but the relentless illness overwhelmed him.

Yoshikage Kira, who was lingering on the sick bed, heard Kishibe Rohan say: "You can die at ease, sister Yan, I will take good care of you."

·

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Japanese manga master Kishibe Rohan was a guest on the [This manga is amazing] program, the host asked: "It seems that in an interview, Kishibe Sansan said that the type of woman she likes is a older sister, and a neighbor's older sister, which aroused There was a strong response, and everyone speculated whether such a person really existed..."

Kishibe Rohan actually admitted, "That's right."

There was an uproar downstairs.

His editor is grabbing the ground with his head.

Kishibe Rohan: "Through my unremitting efforts, my sister finally became my woman."

"Eh?" the host.

"Hey!!!!" the audience said.

Is this interview so exciting!

Everyone expressed that they could not accept it.

Host: "What's the age difference between the two?"

"12 is old."

"Oh----"

I thought it was a lot less than 5 years old. If she is 12 years old, Mr. Kishibe's wife is in her 30s.

Host: "Can you tell me about your love process?"

Kishibe Rohan: "Because the age difference is too big, my sister has always regarded me as a child. She got married very early, so I didn't have a chance before the age of 18. When my ex-husband passed away, I took advantage of it."

"San San... It's not easy to talk about this kind of thing clearly."

"That's the truth."

Kishibe Rohan is only 21 years old now, very young.

His female fans were filled with righteous indignation, "An old woman in her thirties dares to eat tender grass like Luban Sansan, how shameless!"

"Yes! Shameless!"

Kishibe Rohan, who is happy to make money to support his family, has participated in activities to earn appearance fees. The number of appearance fees has increased significantly. Since his debut as a strong enemy Oda, his status has been unstable, and he has to run announcements to earn popularity.

On the way back from work, Kishibe Rohan went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and when he thought of his sister waiting for him at home, he was very excited.

I'm feeding the dog, and my dog ​​has saved his life from having his throat slit.

And my son Kira Hayato still cannot accept my second marriage, especially with Kishibe Rohan.Haven't eaten at a table for a long time.

I shook my head and put on my apron to make soup.

the door creaked open

My little fresh meat Anada came in, hugged me and kissed me skillfully.

I fell into his strong arms.

After we exchanged chromosomes in the kitchen, I was about to take a shower when the door banged and I sighed, "It's Daddy again..."

Yoshikage Kira's father.

He thinks that Kishibe Rohan and I conspired to kill his son.

I swear I didn't, I didn't expect Yoshikage Kira's death at all.

"You two bastards! You killed my son and I want you to be buried with him!" The old man rushed in with a knife.

"Don't!" I screamed and stood in front of Lu Han, being stabbed in the heart.

Damn it hurts.

"Sister Yan, I can avoid it, why do you..."

"Ahem, cough, I just moved my body involuntarily. Don't worry, I didn't hurt anything vital."

I am not dead.

After the involuntary knife blocking incident, Rohan became more considerate to me. In fact, he always suspected that I would not forget Yoshikage Kira.

Every once in a while, this kind of thought will pop up again, like a chronic illness.

But after all, he lived in peace.

……

upstairs

Hayato Kira was staring at a double with cat ears.

"Ah."