Absolutely retarded option

And I, at this time, was receiving a big shot from the government of Tokishima, and Fox Nosuke exhorted and said that this big shot was really not ordinary, so that I couldn't help but glance at my lower body after seeing him.The big shot is wearing a black suit, with all the exposed skin wrapped in bandages?

Could it be...he is Zach's real father?

Are you here to ask me for a son?

"Wait a minute, I'll call Zach in." Then I was about to go out.

The big man stretched out his arm and stopped me, "Honmaru No. 111111, God Judge, Dole Banner, the higher-ups have an urgent task about you."

Too bad, I finally got to work after taking so much money for nothing.

I quietly covered my kidneys, and if he wanted me to do something thankless, I would say that my kidney deficiency would not go away.

I used this excuse when I was a student.

"Dao Le Yan." The big man called my name in a superior tone, "I sent you a message, why didn't you reply?"

"I didn't receive it." I lied without blinking my eyes. I set all the background mailboxes of the God-inspector to do-not-disturb, and even ghosts couldn't contact me. "What's the matter with you?"

"The R&D Bureau of the Government of Time has introduced a new function, the God Inspector is polarized, and the high-level executives choose you to be the first experimenter, and go to the era where you are to practice."

Roar--

I was so scared that my uncle lost his appetite to eat.

"The god-judging practitioners practice in extremes? Did I hear you right?"

"No."

"Then what, what's the benefit of this spiritual judge's extreme practice?"

"It can increase the spiritual power of the god-inspectors. At present, the number and quality of the god-inspectors are much less than the increasing time-traveling army. Our control over the history of each era is gradually losing, and more and more historical details Being changed, one hair will move the whole body... The reason for the shortage of manpower is that the high-level officials believe that the spiritual power of the god-judgment is too small. Taking the great onmyoji Abe Seimei as the standard, the spiritual power of the god-judger must at least reach One-tenth of Abe Seimei, and less than [-]% of the judges who meet this standard."

Most of them lack the energy to control fifty swords, and the inquisitor's polarization is precisely to change this problem.

"I understand the truth, but why me?"

"When you signed the employment contract, you said that you were willing to obey all reasonable arrangements of the government of the time."

This rationality is very subtle... Also, how poor and poor I was in the parallel world at the time was that I signed a contract similar to a contract of sale. It is unscientific. Could it be that the brain in the parallel world is not a brain?

I haven't seen the contract yet.

There must be tricks in it, and I can't be fooled.With a slip of his hand, he covered the kidney.

The big man took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and slapped it on my face expressionlessly, "This is your routine medical examination report. You are in good health and have no hidden diseases, and there is no kidney deficiency problem."

I was surprised!In the parallel world, I don't want to leave a way out for myself. The reason for the panacea of ​​kidney deficiency has been easily seen through.

But the old man still didn't change his face, "This physical examination report is from yesterday. Coincidentally, I just finished today's bedtime not long ago. Now my waist still hurts."

Through the bandages and sunglasses, I couldn't see the expression of this big man at all. I just felt that the temperature had dropped by a degree or two. Could it be that he was angry?

Unprofessional, how can a service worker waiting on the front line be annoyed by an old man like me?

He silently took out another device and pointed towards my kidney. This device is still a smart phone, "No spiritual power exchange factor was detected——"

...Your government of the time also took great pains in order to force us, the clean-spirited judges, to go to bed!

The big man put his arms around his chest, as if saying: See what reason you have.

In desperation, I had no choice but to accept the unreliable gp task of the god judge's extreme practice.

The big man also said, "This mission is top secret and cannot be told to anyone."

After accepting the mission, I sneaked back to Honmaru after dark, and after thinking about it, I left a letter to Hasebe, in case he felt that I abandoned him or was assassinated, I was afraid that he would commit suicide and be buried.After I packed my simple luggage, I went to the Time-Space Transformer with a special pass symbol. After inserting the pass symbol, a burst of dazzling white light surrounded me.

The era when I thought I was going to practice was the modern Japan where I live.But when I woke up, I found that was not the case.

I became a war orphan in a village affected by the ninja war innocents.

Call Dole.

I have never heard of the Sword Fusangshen Project practice and can change the identity to a strange era.

It suddenly occurred to me that the big man in the Government of Time was a bit strange, could it be...he is the absolute choice?

I frantically called Brother Jue's name in my mind, but unfortunately, I didn't get any feedback.I'm like a useless concubine desperately calling the old king's name in the cold palace, and I will never be favored.

Unwilling to be lonely, he could only seduce a row of all-sporty male guards.

While weeping and singing every night.

Really lonely as snow.

I was sitting in a cave with a stream of war orphans, and there were two ninjas sitting at the entrance.

The village of Hidden Fog.

These two ninjas are one of the many orphans ordered to find civilians who have the qualifications to become ninjas (cannon fodder), and if they find good seedlings, they will be taken to the village of blood mist.If I remember correctly, Blood Mist Township uses the method of raising Gu to train ninjas, and only those who survive fighting each other can become Mist Ninjas.

I felt the power silently, the monster physique is still there, the 2 meter sword is also there, and the strength is also there.

This wave has stabilized.

I can push nuclear flat fog ninja.

The gang of Danjiazi turned Wunin Village into Qiandao Lake by dishonestly serving me as a foot-washing maid.

The two wu ninjas at the entrance of the cave are very silent. After all, wu ninjas, who are usually mentally sensitive and slender in the high-pressure life training workplace, can't help but collapse. After living in this environment for a long time, ninjas are a little confused. The meaning of moving in seconds is to have fun in time.Of the thirteen orphans they brought back with Mist Ninja, one of them was too beautiful. Although the chakra activity was weak, he might only be a ninja for the rest of his life, but compared to his beauty, his aptitude was nothing.

They didn't bring her back to train her to be a ninja.

Instead, I want to dedicate it to the fourth generation of Yakura-sama!

Even if the fourth generation looks like a child, but is an adult man after all, it is very reliable!Since the fourth generation came to power, Mist Ninja Village has been built into the village of blood fog. It is indeed stronger than before, but the pressure of the big guys is also greater. I usually gather together for a drink and think about it. Why is Yakura-sama so strict? It is because of congenital deficiencies that lead to male lack of self-confidence and mental distortion!To take revenge on the society...to take revenge on Mist Ninja Village!

They also specifically asked the oldest person in the village how to make Master Yakura warmer.

The old man as wise as the sea said——Give Mrs. Yakura a wife!It is best to be a woman who is beautiful, gentle, smart and bold, and will not be afraid of Yakura-sama, or be killed by Yakura-sama.

It's not difficult to send a woman to the fourth generation, but the difficult thing is to send a woman like that!

Their captain's mouth was almost crooked at the time, there is such a woman, what would he do to give it to Yakura if he defected with him!

One of these two ninjas is called a and the other is called b.

A quietly glanced into the cave and said in a low voice: "It looks good but it's only 11 or 2 years old, isn't Master Yagura in his 20s?"

B "Who knows how old Yakura-sama is? From the appearance, Yakura-sama is less than fifteen. If we bring an adult woman there, we can't treat Yakura-sama as a child? This age is just right, maybe you can develop into a childhood sweetheart ,right?"

A said in surprise: "Don't say it, it really makes sense."

I'm probably the oldest child in this group. The others are all eight or nine years old and five or six years old. Such a young child is the most suitable for trafficking, and traffickers also favor such a big cub.

Maybe it's because I'm so beautiful, the children around me are centered on me and lean towards me. I have assumed expectations that I shouldn't have at such a young age.According to the truth, since you have come to the ninja world, you must have a complicated identity. It is best to be of Uchiha blood, Senju blood, or a mixed blood of Uchiha and Senju. Dun and Xuelunyan have become the targets of competition between the two clans. The future of the ninja world, the light of Konoha, also has the mission of giving birth to the next generation of village chiefs who are heirs to the throne.

My future is really difficult.

At night, the big guys all squeezed each other and fell asleep, but I didn't feel sleepy. That's right, I was trying to awaken Xuelunyan and Mutun.Isn't Wood Dungeon just Earth Dungeon plus Water Dungeon?

However, before that, who taught me how to refine chakra?

After holding it in for a long time, I didn't hold back the chakra, but farted instead.

Also very smelly.

The little boy next to me woke up suddenly, covered his nose instantly, looked left and right to find the murderer, I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead.

The little boy's psychological activity is: such a beautiful sister doesn't have the function of playing P at all, it must not be her!

The night passed like this, and the ninja urged us to get up and hurry the next day. It was not my illusion. The eyes of these two people often stayed on me, which showed that I was very fancy to them.When I came out of the cave, I pretended to be moved, fell on the stone, twisted my ankle, gasped for air-conditioning hissingly, my eyes were filled with tears, and I had to get up pretending to be strong.Then I couldn't stand still and fell down again, which was very miserable.

Ninja A: "Are you okay?"

You guessed it, he was really nervous about me.

I imitated my predecessors, pursed my lips, shook my head very firmly, climbed up tenaciously again, stood up unsteadily, held back the panic as if afraid of being abandoned, and said, "I can go."

"Sister Daole." The little boy who has been next to me worryingly held my jade hand with his dirty hand that was not washed in the morning, and my face turned pale in an instant because of my cleanliness addiction, and I was about to faint.Ninja B caught me quickly, touched my forehead, "I have a fever, I must be sick after driving for so long, this place is not far from the village, I will carry him back, and you continue to rest here."

Although the ninjas basically relied on their legs, it was dozens of times faster than walking slowly with a group of children. The children took less than half of what the ninjas could cover in ten days.

The Land of Water is on the sea and rarely participates in wars. They all pick up children in enemy-occupied areas, and they have to avoid the eyes and ears of other countries to send the children back, which is quite sad.

So I hit the road with Ninja B.

I was walking through the woods on the back of Ninja B. At this time, I suddenly thought of a question: Why did Tang Sanzang ride a horse because of his compassion? Riding a horse is not slavery?He treats all beings as equal, but presses his butt on other people's backs, what is this called?

Sanctimonious.

Gee tut.

What a bald guy.

It started to rain before noon, and it was very close to the beach. Ninja B put me down, took out Bingliang Pills and handed them to me.

Seriously, dog food tastes better than this stuff.

Seeing that I didn't pick it up, Ninja B thought it was because I was too embarrassed to eat, "Take it."

I took it, ate one, and after chewing a few times, I turned my head and leaned on the tree to vomit.

Ninja B said in surprise: "Are you an aristocrat?" Civilians are not so squeamish these days.

Thinking that I might be a nobleman, Ninja B took more care of me, he hesitated and told me to hide and go hunting.

Although it is not safe in the country of water, ninja b hurriedly beat a small animal and rushed back, but there was no one.

"Miss Dole?" Ninja B jumped to the tree to detect the surrounding situation, and there was no trace of other people. He dropped his prey and quickly started searching.

At this time, I was being pinched under the ribs by a seemingly loyal man.

The clear and deep nasolabial folds on his face made me confirm that this unorthodox man in red auspicious cloud costume and nail polish is Uchiha Itachi.

The kind-hearted Uchiha Itachi met an innocent girl on his way back to the stronghold after meeting "Uchiha Madara" in Wunin Village. After asking, he learned that the girl was going to be sent to Wunin Village to be a ninja, and the responsible The ninja who sent her was not around, Uchiha Itachi moved her compassionately and took her away regardless of the girl's objection, and threatened the girl to use illusion if she was dishonest.

The weak girl had no choice but to be slaughtered.

Itachi Uchiha brought the girl back to the Akatsuki organization. He may think that the Akatsuki organization with ideals, pursuits and ambitions but an uncertain future is much better than Wunin Village.

The non-mainstream members of Akatsuki extended a warm welcome to me—staring at me with all sorts of strange eyes.

Especially Didara who opened his eyes and said, "Is this your brother?" He was so blind that he couldn't tell the difference between male and female.

Didara insisted, "What gender do children have?"

You are discriminatory, let me tell you.

Didara must pay for his actions.

Whether I can stay or not is not up to Uchiha Itachi, he is also a part-time job, and he is not in charge of the recruitment of the organization, so he has to ask the second boss Nagato for instructions.A cool guy with red hair.

When seeing the girl brought back by Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Nagato's mental activity is like this: the red hair is so specific, it must be the cub of our Uzumaki clan!

Nagato is an orphan, so it would be false to say how much affection he has for the Uzumaki Clan. It is estimated that the Uzumaki Clan combined cannot compare to his dead friend Yahiko, but, of course, he is better than other strangers who cannot be beaten.

"What's your name?" Nagato has been the boss for a long time and then died. Kiyou's aura is very scary. As a helpless cub, I naturally have to show my vulnerable side.

Uchiha Itachi's cloak was ripped off.

He looked down at the girl with trembling legs, and thought of Sasuke vaguely.But immediately, he removed this feeling of weakness from his heart.

"My name is... Dole."

The chakra of the Uzumaki family has a unique sticking point. Nagato held my wrist and used a secret technique to monitor it. After a while, he let go and never looked at me again. "Itachi, since you brought it, you are responsible. .”

"Yes."

——Looks like I don't have a great vortex bloodline.

Uchiha Itachi arranged for me to live next door to him, in a small room with only a broken wooden bed, still underground, without windows. I expressed shock and dissatisfaction, looking like I was about to cry, but Uchiha Itachi ignored it.

As expected of a man who can be a spy!

For the sake of being maybe 15...wait!Uchiha Itachi is only 15 years old now?

Yes, he was only 21 when he died, and it is estimated that it is the early stage of the plot, Er Zhuzi is probably still a primary school student, and Uchiha Itachi is definitely under 17 years old.

I look to the sky, he is still a child.

As a reliable adult woman, how can I feel sorry for such a poor child, he is miserable enough.It was so miserable that even I, a hard-hearted man, couldn't help feeling compassionate.