Absolutely retarded option

The head of the village is also an old woman, and the old woman also has a compassionate heart. When she saw a girl carrying a dying dog into the village, she knew that they were attacked by bandits and escorted by samurai, so she took Igarashi Luer away. An empty house, said: "There are always wars these years, and there are many houses that are unoccupied. If you don't dislike it, you can live here."

So the troubled girl took her beautiful dog and lived there.

I pretended to be asleep, but then I really fell asleep. The morning sun shone on my face. When I opened my dog's eyes, I saw the girl's fair neck and small chin. As usual, I wanted to be amazed.

I stuck out my tongue and licked from the girl's chin to her forehead.

Igarashi Luer threw the dog out with a groan, quickly got up and wiped her face fiercely, yes, she woke up a long time ago.

After I was thrown out, I rotated 360 degrees and landed steadily, with a dexterous posture.

Igarashi saw "Sesshomaru" sticking out her tongue and trying to spit something out, she had an absurd guess, maybe this dog thinks she's dirty!After licking her?

"You, you..." Igarashi was furious, but when he thought of the mission of clearing, he calmed Gouzi honestly, "I am Igarashi Luer, and we will live together from now on..." Before finishing speaking, Igarashi was overjoyed to see Gouzi walking up to her and rubbing her calf, but the next moment he saw Gouzi lift his hind legs at her... Anyone who has seen Gouzi know this position.

Igarashi screamed again and rushed out of the room.

"This Sesshomaru must be fake!" Igarashi roared at the system.The system is also confused, and after confirming several times, it shows that it is the real Sesshomaru.

Could it be... the real Sesshomaru is like this?

I don't know how the girl did it, but she brought me meat soup for breakfast.Although he looked at me suspiciously, under the comfort of the system, he still believed that I was Sesshomaru.I smelled the meat soup, wouldn't this girl spit in it?

"What kind of eyes do you have? It seems to say that I spit in it!" The girl shouted angrily.

You do understand well.

I ate the meat soup like a dog, and Igarashi brought me water to bathe me again, "Let's take a bath, dog, don't be afraid..." Afraid there was only one syllable left in the word, the dog jumped into it automatically In the basin, the water splashed on her body, Igarashi shook the hand holding the comb.

I really want to abuse the dog!

This dead dog actually told her to massage her!

After an hour of massage, she was as tired as a dead dog, and she had to take Sesshomaru out of the basin to wipe off her fur, and put it on the blanket at the door for him to bask in the sun!

Igarashi thought she might be dying.

Could it be that the prince of the West country usually lives like this?

It would be nice to have a maid, I thought, basking in the sun on all fours.

about a month later

In an unnamed village, a girl in men's clothes and ponytail was skillfully chopping firewood. The ax accurately split a log, and the girl's face was full of determination.

"Today's task is to chop a thousand sticks of firewood! Each stick is [-] cm long! Come on!"

After quickly chopping firewood, the girl washed her face, tied a white linen face towel around her head, and tied it in a knot, "The next step is to catch fresh fish!"

Gouzi's diet is very picky, and he has to pick the thorns before eating the fish.

This month, Igarashi has been trained by a dog to become another dog, with the priority of serving the owner.

I am worthy of being me, that is, I am skilled.

The villagers thought that Igarashi was crazy, her family members were dead, and the samurai didn't come to save her, leaving only a dog with a mental breakdown.

Because the reputation of being beautiful Igarashi spread to the ears of the bandits nearby, the bandit first heard that it was a troubled young lady, a woman he couldn't afford, and was immediately moved, and led his minions down the mountain to ride a bad horse to the village , the witch mother-in-law led the villagers to confront the bandits at the entrance of the village, "What do you want to do? There is nothing in our village!"

Bandit: "We only want a woman named Igarashi!"

It's for Igarashi!Naturally, the villagers would not make way for a foreign woman to offend the bandits.

The bandits entered the village to search, and the kind villagers pointed the way, and they came straight to Igarashi's house.

Igarashi is drying clothes, her back is very beautiful, but when she turns her head back, she is a little disappointed. This woman with sweaty bangs, slightly dark and rough skin looks better than ordinary village girls, But there is no beauty in the rumors at all.

The bandit leader thought he had been fooled, so he grabbed the collar of the villager leading the way, breathing out the smell of inferior wine, "Is she Igarashi? Where is she Igarashi!"

Igarashi looked over when he heard the movement, and saw a man with a ferocious face pinching the neck of a villager. Immediately, Igarashi picked up the ax placed in the corner, "Hey! What do you want to do!"

When the bandit saw that Igarashi was staring at him with an ax and threatening him, he was even more convinced that the villagers were trying to trick him.Igarashi is a delicate noble lady, this woman is at best Miss Igarashi's bodyguard, or a low-level bodyguard.

"Hand over Igarashi!"

"Muto Lan?"

The name Igarashi Luer is naturally not the real name of the raider. After a month of mental training, she has long forgotten the name she made up at that time, "We don't have anyone called Muteng Lan."

In this era, commoners don't even have surnames at all.

The bandit head was already impatient, and this rough woman talked about him again and again, which made him very irritable.The bandit head pushed away the villagers and walked towards Igarashi with a knife in hand, "If you cut you off, you will know where Igarashi is."

The bandit head pushed open the courtyard door and strode in. When his eyes passed the door, he was stunned, and the saliva dripped down the corner of his mouth. At some point, there was a woman with a fairy beauty standing at the door of the low thatched cottage. Sucking his soul away, the bandit head walked towards her uncontrollably.

Halfway through the walk, he abruptly stopped and shouted in horror: "Monster!"

Women have silver hair, only monsters have silver hair!

She must have used witchcraft!

"Master!" Igarashi raised his ax to stop the Bandit, "What should we do with him?"

Not all monsters are necessarily powerful, Banditou thought.

It is also very common for people to work together to kill monsters. He called out to his subordinates, and soon the bandits who were scattered in the village and plundered surrounded him. Not easy to bring.

"Go and try that monster's skills!"

Seeing such beauty, the bandits with unstable minds froze one by one. The bandits under their hands were so useless that they wished to cut them off. Under repeated pressure, one bandit hesitantly raised a knife and slashed at the banshee. Still reluctant to cut off his face.Before he could get close to the banshee, the rough female warrior blocked his knife with an axe, then raised the ax high and chopped on the bandit's head, splitting his head instantly, like chopping wood.

The bandits were silent.

Igarashi turned a blind eye to the blood-mixed brains, standing in front of his master like a mountain.

Seeing this situation, I am very pleased.

This proves that even a girl who can't lift her shoulders or lift her hands can become a killer without blinking an eye if she trains well, but it's a bit rough to use an axe.

"Kill them all," I said grimly.

The bandits had no chance to fight back, so they were all killed by Igarashi.

The harmonious hut is littered with corpses.

"Why did you become so powerful?" Igarashi held the ax in a daze.

She knew earlier that the lord was not Sesshomaru, but so what?Sesshomaru is nothing compared to the protagonist's dog hair.

"My lord, what shall we do next?"

"So many people died, we can't stay here any longer. Luer, are you ready to conquer the sea of ​​stars with me?"

The two of us rode on the horses brought by the bandits and rode away, and soon we got lost.

There is no food yet.

"It's all the subordinate's fault!" Igarashi knelt down on one knee with his biceps stretched, "Your subordinate will go hunting now."

I can trust her hunting skills.

Not long after, Igarashi came back with a strange looking animal.

Can you eat?

And the leather goods tied to its head and back are obviously owned by the owner, but... what the hell has two heads!

"Master, although it is very rare, humans also have conjoined twins. This animal should be a conjoined cow."

"Moo..."

This reserve food barked at me very affectionately.

"My lord, it seems to know you?"

"Pretend it's cooked, drag it down and stew it."

"Yes!"

Igarashi held Moo's tail with one hand, Moo is still a monster no matter what, Master Sesshomaru, I am Moo!Why did you stew me!

Moo cried.

He is loyal to Master Sesshomaru, and the world can learn from it.

At this time, a little girl in a kimono suddenly emerged from the grass, "Amoo! And why is Master Sesshomaru here?"

"...Isn't Master Sesshomaru?" Xiaoling wanted to get closer to see this woman who was almost exactly the same as Master Sesshomaru, but was stopped by a bloody axe. She was a fierce woman, more powerful than bandits and monsters. fierce.

Isn't this child the young girl who lost Sesshomaru's century-old wisdom?

What is so special about her?I can't even see it.

After staying with youkai for a long time, she is naturally stupid and bold, and she is not afraid of me, "May I ask what is your relationship with Master Sesshomaru?"

Me: "Oh? I'm his wife. Are you his human servant?"

It turned out to be Mrs. Sesshomaru's wife!Ling suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "It's a great honor to meet you, I'm Ling. Well, may I ask why you took Moo away for..."

"Of course I want to eat."

eat? !

Moo is not food.

Ling searched in her bosom and found the rice balls wrapped in lotus leaves, "You don't want to eat Ah Moo, okay? I have rice balls here..."

Igarashi said arrogantly: "How can Master Daoru eat the dirty food offered by the lower class humans! Hurry up and put it away!"

One bite at a time, one inferior human being, Igarashi has also evolved.

I covered my face with my sleeve alluringly, "Forget it, Lu'er, after all, she is Sesshomaru's pet." Damn, I have the potential to be a coquettish bitch!

Ling's eyes were filled with tears, reminding me of my last life when I was in the third grade of junior high school and snatched buns from kindergarten children in a small store.

I asked Igarashi to bring the grain reserves over.

"Where is the killing pill?"

"Ling and Sesshoumaru-sama have been separated for a long time, and Sesshoumaru-sama may have returned home."

At this time, Absolute Option released the long-term mission [Conquer the Western Kingdom].

Conquer with a teething stick?

I think it's very possible, let's try a batch of molar sticks first.

A few days later we came to the country of dogs.

The smell of dogs all over the street almost didn't kill me.

Another world is amazing. Dogs can build a country.

I don't know if they have a rule not to become a master.

In the West, the beauty of Sesshomaru is not so beautiful that it is all over the street, but it is not uncommon. After a while, I saw several high imitations of Sesshomaru. Except for the clothes, hairstyle, and dog claw marks on the face, there is nothing wrong with it. the difference.

Takahashi really made a mistake.If you can draw the host part of Xiguo, maybe it can be serialized until now.

A white dog girl came up to smell me, and was shocked, "Why do you have the smell of killing pills? Could it be that you have slept?"

Which dog eye of yours saw that I slept with Sesshomaru? !

As soon as the Goumeizi barked like this, more Goumeizi gathered around. The popularity of Sesshomaru is not so high in China.

"Quickly tell me! Why do you smell like Sesshomall!" A group of dogs bared their teeth and wanted to bite me, which is really frightening.

At this time, Xiaoling's innocent voice sounded, "Master Dole is the wife of Lord Sesshomaru!"

All around me are girls, even if they are dogs, I can't bear to beat them, so I have to run away!But the dogs are extraordinary in terms of tracking ability and physical strength to seek revenge. I ran like a dead dog and finally got rid of them.

I ran to the palace.

If Sesshomaru and I have the face of twin siblings, then my mother Lingyue Xianji is the face of twin sisters.

"Oh, isn't this Iron Broken Tooth? Why are you here?" Immortal Fairy Lingyue, who was sitting on the throne, smiled at me coquettishly.

Damn the dog general, such a charming wife can be left aside, as expected, a wife is not as good as a concubine, it is better to steal than not to steal!

Gee tut.

"Could it be that you miss me?" Immortal Fairy Ling Yue winked like silk... as if she was seducing me!

Impossible, she is so big - a cub, how can she still have my idea?

Could it be that [Conquering the Western Kingdom] refers to the queen who conquered the Western Kingdom?

I'm very new to lily line.

I quickly recalled the only lily masterpiece that I read, "The Lily Garden of the Western Country", which is about the heroine who is dressed as a blonde angel loli and enters the entertainment circle to collect all the beauties on the silver screen. mouth story.

When I opened another door to the world for the first time, I was slightly at a loss. When Immortal Fairy Lingyue hugged my waist, I instinctively hugged her back. The soft and fragrant jade was in my arms, and the lily was nothing...how beautiful.

Immortal Fairy Lingyue and I sat on the throne together.She is very familiar with me and relaxed. It seems that in a parallel world that I don't know, what should I have with her...

"Why do you have a nosebleed? Iron Broken Teeth?"

I wiped off the nosebleed with my sleeve expressionlessly, "It's almost the night of the full moon, and the demon power is boiling." I almost said it was the power of the wild, hold back!

Immortal Fairy Lingyue sighed, "There is something that I haven't told you. In fact, I have half of the blood of the Sky Fox."

Isn't Tianhu the Nine-Tailed Fox?

Doesn't it smell like foxes at all?

Immortal Fairy Lingyue said worriedly: "Originally, the blood of the dog clan can overwhelm the blood of the sky fox. My mother is not a nine-tailed sky fox, but eight-tailed, and not a white fox, but silver-gray fur. But recently, I don't know what happened. The blood of the Sky Fox actually devoured the blood of the White Dog..."

I nervously asked, "What's going to happen?"

Damn, why should I be nervous?Can my mood in the parallel world affect me?

Immortal Fairy Lingyue: "I might become a sky fox."

She said and touched my face, "Tianhu can choose her own gender, alas..."

Meow meow!Sky Fox can choose gender!You will be invincible at this point!

Wait, why are you looking at me with such concern?

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A major event happened in the Western Kingdom. Queen Lingyue Xianji's sky fox blood was awakened, and she became a nine-tailed sky fox on the night of the full moon!

Sesshomaru's first reaction when he heard the news was that he was crazy.

The mother is a pure-blooded white dog!How could he have the bloodline of the sky fox and transform into a sky fox at the age of a thousand!

They white dogs hate cats, not to mention foxes!

No white dog would fall in love with cat demons and fox demons. Even human beings are more likely to fall in love with fox demons. The smell of foxes alone can't stand the white dog's sensitive nose.

The bewildered Sesshomaru immediately rushed back to Xiguo.

When he arrived in Xiguo, Sesshomaru heard another piece of news that made him want to see from which direction the sun would rise today - Immortal Fairy Lingyue not only became a sky fox, but also a male demon!

After all, the sky fox is a very small number of monsters. Any ordinary fox demon may give birth to a sky fox, but the chances are really pitiful. It would be good to have a sky fox in a thousand years.So it took Sesshomaru a while to remember Tianhu's innate skill, which allows him to choose his gender freely!

When he saw his mother again, Sesshomaru couldn't call her at all, and sitting on the throne was a male demon who was more beautiful and powerful than his father, the dog general.

Sesshomaru, who lost his father as a young man, once again endured the pain of losing his mother as a young man!

His heart is pierced like a knife!

It stands to reason that even if she becomes a Tianhu, her mother would not want to become a male demon. The only possibility is... Mother has a lover!

Sesshomaru's golden pupils instantly fixed on the very petite banshee sitting beside her mother.

Then, his face suddenly changed, "You... Iron Broken Tooth?"

I stretched out my paw and shook it, "You have both parents now, Sesshomaru, are you touched?"