The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Yuan Yi was dumbfounded, he had long forgotten about the old man who was about to pass out from coughing.

Pei Xian told him that night that Lei Yingzhe would definitely come to sleep with you after the incident!

He still thinks he's bragging, does he really regard himself as a living god?

If the young master can deliver food to your door, I will kowtow to you three times a day!

So... the retribution came too damn fast! !

Now that he thinks about it, he suddenly thinks he can figure it out. Lei Yingzhe and Gu Han probably wandered from a parent planet to the earth, and their brain circuits are similar. Playing Pei Xian like this is just like playing yo-yo. Experience the cruelty of IQ crushing!

Lei Hai is like a widowed old man, he got up after coughing, and looked at the two little boys with extremely complicated eyes, looking at each other affectionately!

Fuck!Get out of the way!I'm going to thunder! !

He was full of anger, and slapped the table loudly, "Lei Yingzhe, are you planning to rebel? Who always talks about liking for no reason! After liking my brother, I like my brother! I think you deserve a beating! You should be beaten!" Take medicine!"

"Yuan Yi, why are you standing there, he doesn't understand and you don't understand?" He turned his gun, hoping to reach a united front.

Yuan Yi saw that it didn't look like a confession, but he looked like Lei Yingzhe who died heroically. He turned to Lei Hai and said, "Uncle Lei, I am willing to do this, please do it."

Lei Hai: "..."

Am I really old?Why can't I figure it out, what do young people want to do now? !

wife!Come and save me, I am lonely, lonely, and cold! !

I'm so fucking pissed off by these brats! !

"Ah???" Lei Yingzhe had already gone all out, and he had arranged one, two, three, four, five in his mind to the point of sex/seduction, but Yuan Yi didn't expect Yuan Yi to agree.

No, Brother Yuan Yi, why don't you struggle a bit?think about it?What about your calmness, your reservedness, your abstinence, and your fucking frigidity that lied to me? ?

Am I being fooled?I won't be fooled, will I?I can't be fooled, can I?

Nima!Wouldn't it be possible to poison my uncle with my mother in order to lie to my ass?

Absolutely not!impossible!Although Lao Tzu's butt is valuable, it is not inlaid with diamonds, so it cannot be passed down forever!

At this moment, Lei Hai was so angry that he couldn't even pat the table, he staggered up, "You two, I can't control it anymore, I only have one life, I can't afford to play with you."

Feeling hypoxic, he went to the living room to grab some medicine.

Yuan Yi hurriedly followed to bring tea and water, but Lei Yingzhe rushed out like a cheetah, grabbed the teacup and poured the water himself, and then graciously brought it to Lei Hai.

The old man saw that he was out of tune, palpitations, shortness of breath, mouth turned blue, and he didn't drink any water. He chewed the pill dryly, rubbed his neck with his hand, and swallowed it hard!

Lei Yingzhe: "..."

Yuan Yi: "..."

Afterwards, Lei Haili ignored them, as if I wouldn't care if you created artificial humans on the spot tonight!

Love someone!I quit!quit!

Yuan Yi took the cup from Lei Yingzhe's hand, put it back, and said solemnly like a report to the board of directors: "Master, my room is in the third room on the second floor. Although it is an inner and outer room, there is only one bed. I never sleep I've been to other places, and I'm not used to it, I think the young master is the same as me, it doesn't matter, my bed is big!"

The word "big" at the end, like a huge glutinous rice ball "DuangDuangDuang", hit Lei Yingzhe's face with three shakes, making him blush and helpless!

"I'm not, I'm not, I won't!" Lei Yingzhe didn't know where to put his face, and said incoherently, "I, I, I can sleep on the floor, sleep..."

"You can't! That's the decision!" Yuan Yi put one hand in his pocket and said firmly.

He was clearly dressed casually, and his posture was not tense, but Lei Yingzhe read a strong air of pretense from him.

Lei Yingzhe: I think I'm still being fooled!They are playing tricks, but Yuan Yi is trying to lie to my ass by the way!I knew that this pretender had been coveting my ass for a long time!

He retreated step by step, Yuan Yi pushed forward step by step.

Lei Yingzhe was forced to feel his scalp go numb, "Yuan Yi, what exactly do you want?"

Yuan Yi was tall and straight, taller than him by the top of his head, slightly lowered his head showing a somewhat unusual gentleness, "Master, you should take a bath, it smells good!"

fuck you...

Lei Yingzhe's legs were trembling from being lifted up, he raised his cuffs and smelled it, he fled in the abandoned community today, his body was covered in dust, it was not as bright as usual.

Is Yuan Yi a dog?Can you smell it?Why don't you solve the case?

Looking at his incredulous eyes, Yuan Yi suppressed his sense of excitement, made a sudden move, picked up Lei Yingzhe by the back collar, and dragged him upstairs.

"I can help the young master put the bath water in person!"

How could Lei Yingzhe be able to break free? Yuan Yi, who was so skilled, pulled his neck and shouted: "Uncle! Uncle! You should take care of it! Someone is going to die!!"

In the Buddhist hall, Lei Hai lightly knocked on the lotus bowl, and smiled faintly at the curling smoke, "My wife, the children have grown up and found their own home, don't worry."

Everything was not as Lei Yingzhe imagined, so Yuan Yizhen filled him with water, brought him a new set of clothes, took care of everything inside and out, closed the door and left like Liu Xiahui!

Young Master Lei, who had a valuable butt, was left alone, standing by the bathtub dumbfounded.

Nima, why do I feel a little empty, a little bit lost, and seem a little bit unhappy!

I, Lei Yingzhe, thought that I would sacrifice myself to save Lei's family and protect world peace.

Actually, I, Lei Yingzhe, am not only greedy for money, but also lustful! !Cried……

At night, Yuan Yi treated him as if facing the air, turned off the lights on time and went to bed, and didn't take care of Young Master Lei who had just arrived, as if he was sleeping next to a lump of air.

Lei Yingzhe opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling in the dark.

He still remembers that one summer, the weather was extremely hot, and his aunt was afraid that they would be greedy for coolness, so he refused to let the air conditioner be turned on.

After the sun went down, they spread mats and towels under the pergola in the old yard, lit mosquito repellent lamps, and took him and Yuan Yi to watch the stars together with the nanny.

The mat was so big and the weather was so hot, he just wanted to crawl over it, squeezed next to Yuan Yi, and didn't listen to anyone calling.

Fortunately, at that time, Yuan Yi hadn't disliked him yet, and could still... lean together.

Lei Yingzhe turned around and depicted the motionless figure on the other side in the darkness...

But he hadn't been blinded by beauty yet, he dutifully watched Yuan Yi's every move, and felt that he always wanted to avoid him, Lei Yingzhe's heart sank bit by bit.

On the last working day before the Spring Festival, Lei Hai will give out red envelopes at KKM. According to the usual practice, on this day, Lei's relatives and friends will come to ask him for red envelopes to make a good fortune.

After the company event, Lei Hai called the three kids to the tea room on the top floor to give out big red envelopes.

Lei Hai was caught up in the front and had to come later, so Pei Xian took Gu Caocao and went downstairs to play with the golden-mouthed mynah.

Only Lei Yingzhe and Yuan Yi were left in the huge tea room, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Lei Yingzhe looked at Yuan Yi who was helping the boss to sort out the files, and finally blurted out the lingering words, "Brother Yuan Yi, what do you think is the most important thing in life?"

"Money, status, and reputation." Yuan Yi didn't look up.

Lei Yingzhe had heard many people say these three things, but no one could say them as calmly and firmly as he did, without thinking at all.

"Brother Yuan Yi, if... I mean, if I am willing to give you half of my inheritance rights, are you willing to stop and think about other important things?" His voice was very soft and low, not the usual arrogant son .

Yuan Yi's hands trembled, the sharp edge of the paper cut his fingertips, and a round drop of blood came out, he clenched his fist and hid it in his palm.

"Are you... are you proposing to me?" He said in a straightforward manner, neither humble nor overbearing, nor joyful or surprised.

"Uh..." Lei Yingzhe recalled what he said just now, and immediately turned pale, stood up and waved his hands, "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

My day!Not only am I lustful, subconsciously, I fucking want to force her into marriage! !

It's hopeless, it's hopeless!

Although it was a misunderstanding caused by an inappropriate assumption, Yuan Yi's extremely calm reaction still broke Lei Yingzhe's head. It takes a lot of self-indulgence to say such shameless words!

"Of course, there are more important things for me." Yuan Yi put down the documents and walked in front of him, "I will no longer depend on others in this life."

Lei Yingzhe's heart skipped a beat, his legs gave way and he fell back into the chair, staring blankly at Yuan Yi, his face was still handsome, but cold and unfamiliar.

During the stalemate between the two, Lei Hai walked in with Pei Xian and Gu Caocao who were playing with birds.

Yuan Yi withdrew some distance, turned and left in silence.

Lei Yingzhe was in a trance, and his mind was full of the phrase "staying under the fence". Back then, his mother tried her best to prevent his uncle from adopting Yuan Yi, making him lose his official status. Now he is like a servant, nondescript, he really still hates himself.

When he finished his trance, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to follow Yuan Yi, and at this moment, Yuan Yi was walking over with Lei Hai's special blue and white porcelain tea bowl, which was placed right in front of Lei Hai.

Lei Yingzhe's eyes were set on his face, not for a moment, trying to decipher something from his expressionless face.

Lei Hai and Pei Xian chatted and laughed, teasing birds and teasing grass, having a great time, stretched out their hands to lift the lid of the cup, picked up the tea bowl and blew on it.

Lei Yingzhe's heart rose to his throat, "Uncle!"

Lei Hai was so loud that his hands trembled and he almost got burned, he put down his tea bowl heavily, "What are you shouting for? What's the matter?"

"Happy New Year, Uncle!" Lei Yingzhe greeted the New Year with a face full of horror.

Pei Xian and Yuan Yi bumped into each other out of corner of the eye when no one was paying attention.

Lei Hai gave him a look of "you are sick", and raised the tea bowl again, the soft white bowl approached inch by inch, sticking to his lips, and the steaming green tea was slowly creeping closer like a rising tide...

It was as if an ice pick was pressed against Lei Yingzhe's heart. When the water got closer, the ice pick pierced into the flesh a little, and finally broke through the last critical point.

He stood up, walked in front of Lei Hai in two or three steps, and slapped the tea bowl away without hesitation, the tea splashed everywhere, and the stains rolled on the newly replaced milk tea-colored carpet.

A needle could be heard in the room, Lei Yingzhe raised his pale face in the silence, and said to Lei Hai in despair: "Don't drink, it's poisonous."

His eyes were broken, and the tears turned to Yuan Yi, "Brother Yuan Yi, let go."

Yuan Yi was stung by his hopeless expression, and quickly walked over to grab his red-hot fingers, "Master, let me see if there is any burns?"

"Are you going to admit your mistake to uncle?" Lei Yingzhe grabbed his shoulder, and the corners of his mouth were drawn into a line.

Lei Hai picked up the tea bowl slowly, wiped it like a baby, "Yingzhe, what does it look like to shout! You all sit down for me."

Lei Yingzhe's blank brain gradually began to function, and he suddenly wondered why everyone was so calm except him?

Yuan Yi grabbed him and pushed him into the sofa, and whispered, "Don't be afraid, the water is not poisonous."

"Ah???" Lei Yingzhe sniffed, feeling confused, and thought for a while, "Liar! You are poisonous!!"

Yuan Yi was sprayed with foam all over his face, and he didn't dare to wipe it off. He quickly dragged everyone present down, "I'm not the only one who lied to you."

"Ahem..." Lei Hai and Pei Xian pretended to cough at the same time.

Lei Yingzhe has a stern face: I want to kill you!

Lei Hai sighed: "Yingzhe, don't blame Yuan Yi and Pei Xian, although I don't know their overall plan, but because your mother is involved in this matter, they are afraid that if you delay too long, you will also fall into the conspiracy Medium. Of course, this is not the right thing to do!"

Yuan Yi & Pei Xian: "..."

The duo who were brutally betrayed were stunned: Damn!Old man, why are you selling your teammates so slickly?