The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han met with his partners in the morning, drank tea with several executives to discuss financial arrangements, and sent away a bunch of ghosts and snakes. It took him half his life to remember his mother's fatal request.

Wearing a mouse-gray three-piece suit with flat shoulder sleeves and meticulous attention to detail, Gu Boss sat on the sofa, surrounded by huge floor-to-ceiling windows. The warm autumn sun set him in high spirits, and he was engrossed in searching for work on AD .

He is like a well-programmed computer, analyzing every search result.

【How to tell your boyfriend that your mother wants to see him? 】

【How to bring your boyfriend home? 】

【How to cheat your boyfriend home? 】

【How to coax your boyfriend home? 】

The stylus is flying on the work sticky notes, and the rigorous style of Boss Gu keeps in mind the main points. In fact, he is flustered like a dog. Pei Xian, a strange thing made by the idea of ​​the creator, does not know what will happen. Be careful.

"Caring for the Villain's IQ System" released tasks:

[Non-energy task: Sprinkle wild in your arms; Task requirements: Coax Xianxian to sleep for 10 minutes; Task time limit: 24 hours; Task points: There is no limit to the method, have a good bedtime interaction with Xianxian before falling asleep, and Successfully make it fall asleep; task reward: male protagonist's unlucky package once; Note: this task is an optional task, the host can voluntarily give up, without affecting energy collection; Note: male protagonist's unlucky package includes but not limited to the following scenarios, the male protagonist's broken leg ( Including the third leg), the male protagonist was bitten by a dog, the male protagonist was beaten by his elders, the male protagonist broke negative news, etc.Ask the host to choose whether to accept the task. 】

Gu Han has been so devastated recently that he almost forgot the existence of this disgusting thing called Mad Dog Zhou Kai.

The Zhou family is a mess now. Old Zhou Fengliu married a third-bedroom wife. Except for a few underage children who have not graduated, the four children including Zhou Kai are staring at the family business like wolves and tigers. Although Zhou Kai reluctantly Winning to take over the company, but still not peaceful in private.This year, Lao Zhou was in poor health and became a frequent visitor to the hospital. The brothers even rolled up their sleeves and prepared to fight in the same room.

Gu Han knew that in the end Zhou Kai would still win in this extremely ugly struggle, and at the same time recede from his innocence and innocence, and completely become the ultimate mad dog who is old, treacherous and unscrupulous.

But now he doesn't have enough energy to resist the "male protagonist's aura of subduing wisdom", and he dare not touch the male protagonist's event line, otherwise he will directly add firewood to his brother, and he will have turned him into a bbq!

But now is the critical period of the Zhou family's struggle. If you don't add obstacles to the hero at this time, how can you be worthy of the big pot of the villain boss on your head?

Gu Han resolutely accepted the system task, imagining the scene of Zhou Kai's third leg being killed in battle, suddenly, a sinister smile slowly froze on his face, wait... Pei Xian can sleep for fourteen hours a day, count to three anytime, anywhere Close your eyes and coax him to sleep?It is tantamount to coaxing pigs to eat!

day! !Boss Gu felt that he had been fooled again!

It is rare for Gu Han to skip work and go home to complete a special task, and things turned out differently as he expected...

Gu Han sat on the sofa and stretched his arms, "Does Pei Xian want to sleep?"

Sure enough, the little quail rushed over when he was greeted, jumped into his arms and quickly found a comfortable position, and "Paji" stopped moving.

"Pei..." The human mattress pressed on the sofa fell silent.

failure!

The never-daunted Boss Gu turned to the solid wood dining table and slapped the table, "Pei Xian, come here and I'll put you to sleep."

Xianxian, who was eating honeydew melon, was very dedicated, put down the melon without wiping his mouth, ran to the dining table, pulled out a chair and sat beside him, laying down on the table, "Mr. You see."

"Don't sleep yet..." Before Gu Han could finish speaking, Pei Xian had fallen asleep with his head turned sideways and his mouth slightly open.

failure!

Boss Gu, who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly, plucked up the last courage to break into Pei Xian's bedroom before going to bed under the system's "failure! Garbage!" prompt, ready to fight for honor!

Pei Xian, the conscience of the industry, saw Gu Han quickly throwing off the bed, patting the mattress and warmly welcoming the boss to sleep!

Gu Han, who was wearing home clothes tightly tied at the neckline, felt that the scene looked awkward no matter what, Pei Xian's every move was like the owner of the house who opened the house and greeted the takeaway duck.

He leaned against the head of the bed without daring to get into Pei Xian's bed, and pulled the thin blanket aside to cover it, "Pei Xian, can you listen to me honestly for 10 minutes before going to bed?"

"It's ok, husband, I'll try my best." The mountain didn't come and I went over, Pei Xian crawled and crawled with the blanket, and crawled to Gu Han's side and suddenly came out to hug him, snuggling against his warm waist.

Boss Gu's whole body trembled like an electric shock, "You...what did you call me?"

"Husband!" Pei Xian looked up at him with sleepy eyes, "Mr. Gu, don't you like it?"

"Hum! You can call me husband?" Gu Han said so, with a strange arc on the corner of Gu Han's mouth, feeling a little fluttering all over his body, feeling his adrenal glands pumping, and slowly wrapping his hands around Pei Xian's shoulders, "You, you call again Listen to one sentence."

His answer was even and steady breathing, and the little quail had fallen asleep with its pillow on his waist.

Gu Han: "..."

No, he can't fail, whether he can kill the hero's third leg, the victory or defeat is tonight!

"Ancestor! I beg you! Please don't fall asleep!" Gu Han hugged Pei Xian and shook him violently, shouting in despair.

Pei Xian was forced to wake up and rubbed his eyes innocently, "Mr. Gu has no motivation and can't persevere."

"What do you want to do again? Say it!" Gu Han was about to go crazy.

There was no smile on Pei Xian's face as he licked his lips, but his eyes flickered with the light of a successful trick.

He broke free from Gu Han's arms and jumped off the bed, and ran into the cloakroom, where there was a crackling sound.

Sitting blankly on the bedside, Gu Han had an ominous premonition in his heart.

In fact, Gu Boss is very kind to the little quail, and moved to the second floor to the big master bedroom with a walk-in closet, which is full of new clothes, from formal clothes to casual sports, even dresses.Pei Xian even suspected that Gu Han had a special hobby and played him like a Barbie doll.

Not long after, Pei Xian dragged out a sorting box from the cloakroom, dragged it directly in front of Gu Han, then took out the gold pen and notebook set of the Jeweled Cathedral, and held it in front of him, "Mr. Gu's discount can be very good."

"..." Gu Han held his breath and almost passed out, covered his face with his hands and forced out the word "OK" from between his teeth.

Pei Xian was very happy when he successfully took off his gloves, and the corner of his mouth slightly raised and he threw himself into Gu Han's arms, "Mr. Gu, you are such a good person, you are the best boss I have ever had!"

Gu Han caught the big sugar-coated cannonball and couldn't laugh or cry. He had never seen a little lover who was so calm in asking for money, and was very happy to give it. This is probably the pinnacle of "pure and unaffected".

"Don't sleep, I won't pay you if you sleep!" Gu Han warned him.

Pei Xian nodded his head like a pest, and he had already started counting the money in his heart.

Everything was ready. Pei Xian stared at him with bright eyes, her lips were slightly pouty and cute, and the Yan dog who was sealed in Gu Han's heart howled, unexpectedly forgot to say anything.

The caring little lover found out that the boss had forgotten the lyrics, and said very kindly, "Mr. Gu, why don't you sing me a song, I love hearing you sing the most."

Uncle Lin dug out many videos of Gu Han when he was young and showed him. Gu Boss has a shocking singing voice, which is the music that can make wolves flee five hundred miles away!

As long as he sings a song, Pei Xian guarantees that he will never fall asleep, and by the way, he can also guarantee that he will not be able to fall asleep from No. 1 to No. 39 on Berlin Road!

Gu Han was still self-aware, and he didn't get fainted by his rainbow fart, so he smiled self-deprecatingly, "Forget it, I'm afraid your small body won't be able to bear it."

"Hey, can you tell me why you are so short of money?" He asked suddenly.

Pei Xiangang was just 19 years old, just the right age to squander his youth recklessly. No matter if someone else's family is a young lover or a second generation, they spend money like money on famous bags, watches, luxury cars and mansions.Don't be forced by something at home, right?

Boss Gu is genuinely worried, this kid doesn't look heartless, he actually has his own ideas.

This time, Pei Xian got stuck. I can’t tell him that I’m going to run away after earning enough money. It’s a pity that I can’t take these things with me, so I want to discount them, right?

"Hmm..." Pei Xian stammered casually, "How long can a part-time job last? People have to live to be 80 or [-] years old. Of course, they need a lot of money."

The sleeping light in the bedroom was dim and ambiguous, Gu Han looked at his thin neck and suddenly felt a little distressed, "Damn... I'll buy you a million-dollar comprehensive pension insurance, don't worry about what you have and what you don't have, just live in one breath Rest assured that there will be someone to take care of until 99.”

"Huh???" Pei Xian's little ears were pricked up, isn't this too easy to deceive?No wonder you're bankrupt, you're a money-scatterer, brother? !

He raised his head and hugged the fool sincerely, it was so stupid, "Mr. Gu, you are so kind (stupid)."

"Hey... If you have milk, you are a mother, and if you have money, you are a father. Do you think I don't know?" Gu Han hugged him and patted his vest, silently complaining in his heart, "Forget it, who told you to be a father?" Charging treasure, I will pamper you."

Pei Xian leaned on his shoulder, closed his eyes, and sighed, thinking: "Villain Gu, apart from being dumb and blind, actually didn't do anything harmful to nature in this book. When I save a lot of money to avoid the battle of mad dogs, you will be in trouble in the future." I can support you too, so please make more money to support me now. Don’t give money to that Xiao Yuhang! He won’t support you! Stupid!”

The two hugged harmoniously for a while, Gu Han looked at his watch for about 10 minutes, "Do you want to sleep?"

"Hmm..." Pei Xian was already getting confused, and rubbed his chin on his shoulder with a nasal sound, "Mr. Gu, I'll go to bed first...you can do whatever you want, I don't care."

Gu Han lightly stuffed him back into the bed, "Thank you, I don't have that special hobby."

"Caring for the Villain's IQ System" task settlement:

[The host successfully completes the system tasks and gets the male protagonist's unlucky package once, and will randomly punish the male protagonist. Please check the reward results within 10 days. 】

"Oye!" Gu Han put on a victorious ose by the bed, his face collapsed after a while, and there was a huge difficulty before him, how to lure the little quail home? !

Plus a natural barrier, how to prevent my mother from stewing the two into old soup and eating noodles during the Chinese New Year.

Pei Xian next to him fell into a drowsy sleep, unaware of the danger coming, Boss Gu stroked his soft hair, turned off the lights and went out, feeling melancholy alone in the silent corridor.

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