The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

WTF? ?

Lei Hai held the phone in a daze for three seconds, so he quickly checked the phone number, and made no mistake.

However, from the perspective of reverse thinking, to be able to say such strange words to the old man's phone, it can only be his own son-in-law, Gu Han!

Based on this, it was concluded that the typo was correct, and the old man was actually happy, and said calmly, "I am Dad!"

There is still some difference between the voice on the phone and the real human voice. Besides, they just met today for the first time, and the familiarity of the voice is not high, so it is difficult to recognize who the other party is immediately.

WTF? ?A three-no broken system is still awesome for you?

"I'm still a grandfather!" Gu Han said unceremoniously, wearing pajamas with his hips on his hips, stepping barefoot on the carpet.

The other side suddenly fell into a long silence...

Gu Han Yile, what's the matter, are you overwhelmed by your grandpa's powerful aura?Have nothing to say?Rubbish!

Riding on my head all day long to poop and piss, the mother is still in a good mood, and still wants to be a father?Why didn't you die of beauty!Wicked stuff!

He hung up the phone with a "snag", pulled out a new towel, put it on his head, and prepared to take a bath.

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt

The host completes the reminder task and obtains the brain damage value. The current brain damage value is 100. Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the active task. The system energy reward is 10 units, and the current energy balance is 63.Please keep up the good work!

Gu Han held on to the bathroom door, seeing the system prompt, the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong.

He tentatively asked, "You unlucky system, did you just give me a task by phone?"

Ding!

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" message reply

This system does not have any real-world channels, please pay attention to the host to distinguish, so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstanding.

Gu Han "..."

Envy, marriage proposal, father...

A few keywords passed through his mind slowly, like a funeral procession.

I!cold!!

"Xianxian! Help!" Gu Han kicked off a slipper and hung it on Pei Xian's door, crying miserably.

Pei Xian was chatting with Lu Yilan, when he suddenly heard her husband crying to death, she was so frightened that she almost threw the phone out, and ran forward to open the door in a few steps.

Gu Boss, who is 1.8 meters [-] in height, immediately got into his arms, like a panicked koala who had just experienced a forest fire, "Xianxian! I'm going to die! I'm afraid I won't see you again!"

"Mr. Gu..." Pei Xian was almost overwhelmed by him, holding him up and dragging him desperately into the room.

Turning into the living room on the second floor not far away, the curious baby Gu hastily protruded a big furry head, and on top of his head, Mrs. Gu also quietly revealed half of her face with a mysterious expression.

Pei Xian "..."

I go!Mr. Gu, you are so embarrassing!

As soon as the door was closed, Gu Han slapped off the headlight, jumped onto the bed and pulled back the quilt to curl up into a ball, muttering, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!"

Pei Xian was baffled by him, turned on the bedside sleep light, and leaned over against the dim light, "What happened to Mr. Gu?"

"Xianxian..." With tears in the corners of Gu Han's eyes, he clenched his paw and pulled it into his arms, "Just now I received a call from a stranger, and he said it was my dad."

He couldn't explain it to Pei Xian, and he could only pass it over when he heard a sentence and thought it was a system task.

Pei Xian guessed it might be Lei Hai as soon as he turned his head. They had just talked on the phone, and his father probably reminded Gu Han to propose marriage.

Really... only dad is good in the world!whee!

He lowered his head shyly and timidly, the tips of his ears slowly turned transparent blood red under the orange line, bit his lower lip and asked, "Well, then?"

"Then..." Gu Han stared at him with big eyes as if he had seen a ghost, and turned to him blankly, "I said, I am your grandfather. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Pei Xian raised his head suddenly, "Your uncle's! That's my father!"

"I don't know, we didn't have time to change the phone number today, I just thought it was a harassing call. Xianxian, I was wrong, I was really wrong! Please help me!" Gu Han bit his quilt and choked.

Pei Xian ignored him, quickly climbed onto the bed and took out the phone from the pile of pillows.

Gu Han saw that his wife was reliable, she loved me, so he contacted his father so soon to explain.

He sniffed, dragged the quilt and crawled over, "Xianxian, it's so kind of you, help me and dad..."

"Mr. Gu, I think you misunderstood." Pei Xian pinned his phone to his face, "I've already taken care of a cemetery with the best geomantic omen for you, you can go there with peace of mind, there is grass, I remember to burn your cuckold every day Yes, what a da!"

"..." Gu Han was shocked for only a second, and his desire to survive exploded and he hugged his little quail, "Wife, wife, wife, you are my own wife! You can't just ignore death!"

Pei Xian's pale pupils turned around slyly, grabbed his collar, and unexpectedly overturned him and the quilt on the bed.

He looked down at the delicious Gu Han and licked his lips, "Now...there is only one way!"

"Isn't it, you, you, you are going to make raw rice into mature rice now?" Gu Han stammered, Pei Xian's hair dangling in front of his eyes, and the dim light cast a layer on his cheeks aperture.

"Heh!" Pei Xian lowered his body slowly, twitching his ear tips intentionally or unintentionally, "Mr. Gu, you have to blow the raw rice into popcorn now, otherwise...you should buy a cemetery as soon as possible. Say it! You still want to die Want to live?"

Gu Han swallowed quietly, and said decisively, "Live, live!"

nonsense!Chastity is too fragile in front of life!It is too fragile!Crying!

"Good job! He's a man!" Pei Xian patted him on the shoulder heavily, and then revealed his evil true colors...

"what--"

Gu Boss's tragic scream resounded through the night sky, Gu Caocao seemed to be frightened, and ran back and forth in the corridor.

Early the next morning, Pei Xian shook Gu Han who was sleeping like a pig beside him.

"Mr. Gu, wake up...it's time to call Dad." Pei Xian didn't wake up either, half-closed his eyes and touched the phone, and finally took it out from an unknown corner.

He pulled the half-awake Gu Han over, wrapped the quilt up to his shoulders in a mess, the exposed parts of the two were naked, against the sleepy faces and the scattered pillows, a blind man could see what happened.

Pei Xian straightened her messy hair in front of the camera of the phone, brushed two clumps of little hair, and did not care about Gu Han dozing off with half-opened eyes, and made a video call out of the blue!

Lei Hai was so angry last night, he had dark circles under his eyes early in the morning, and braved the biting cold wind to practice Tai Chi on the terrace.

Now only the howling north wind can control him, so that Gu Han won't be turned into a shredded chicken!

I still marry you the baby cabbage at home?I think you don't need a wife anymore in your life!

Suddenly, Yuan Yi, who never bothered him before breakfast, ran over quickly with his buzzing personal cell phone.

Lei Hai was silent and ended the call, seeing that it was Pei Xian calling, he answered it without thinking.

That's great, let's just say, Dad won't allow you to marry Gu Han!Dad disagrees!Even dead, lying in a coffin would not agree!

"Xianxian, why is it so early..." Lei Hai calmly walked into the room, and "cracked" a big split, almost sitting on the ground.

Fortunately, Yuan Yi was by his side, and he didn't care about not being able to appear in the video, so he picked up the old man who was scared half his life, squinted at the screen... I'm going, it's unsightly!

Pei Xian was shirtless, as if he had eaten a lot last night, and aggressively embraced Gu Han, who was also shirtless, "Morning, Dad!"

Boss Gu covered his face with his hands, completely ashamed to see others, and buried himself deeply in Pei Xian's arms.

Lei Hai trembled and hung up immediately!God!What have I done? ?