The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Lu Yilan is an S-level assistant who has strong execution ability and never loses the chain at critical moments.

He didn't know what happened to Pei Xian, and the transaction order only had one word kneeling, so he sent emoticons without saying a word.

Gu Han looked at Gu Xiaohua who was domineering and domineering in the afternoon, and turned into a frenzied emoji, from kneeling durian, kneeling sea urchin, all the way to the hunk kneeling and lifting his skirt for you to see.

Gu Boss suddenly felt hot eyes, pushed away the phone, half of the raging anger had been extinguished.

My wife is amazing. Equal substitution means I am awesome. Rounding up means I am hiding everything!snort!

Pei Xian observed Gu Han secretly, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his expression soften.

So scared, so scared, if this is revealed, there is a high probability that it will be wrapped in an old quilt, packed and thrown into the trash can!

He took advantage of the fire and continued to divert Gu Han's attention, "Honey, am I amazing?"

"Xianxian is really amazing!" Although Gu Han was a bit inexplicable, he had to say that the title of Pei Xian's post was very imposing and shocking!

Pei Xian's faint pupils lit up with a strange light, and twisted into a big enchanting maggot on the spot, "Husband, can you reward me, you are cute and fierce little cutie?"

"Tell me, I, I'll work hard." Gu Han felt a chill down his spine, and the matter of being scolded was instantly thrown away.

Pei Xian lowered her head, playing with the hem of her clothes a little embarrassedly, "Honey, can you kiss my tail? My tail is beautiful and sensitive."

"Ah? Why did you turn into a fish again?" Gu Han backed away in fright.

When Pei Xiancheng's dream is broken, he suffers from mermaid paranoia. As long as he wants to engage in pornography, he will automatically switch to a mermaid with overwhelming reproductive desire. There is no psychological burden at all, and he can do whatever he wants.After finishing it, it is still clean, pure and flawless, the little Xianxian who does not touch yellow.

They were in the living room on the second floor, very close to the bedroom. With golden eyes, Pei Xian grabbed Gu Han's waistband and dragged it inside, "Come on my husband, show you my cute colorful pearl tail!!"

"No! Help—" Gu Han's scream disappeared into the sound of the door closing with a bang.

"Oh?" Gu hastily pushed the door with his head, is it locked?Bored, he flicked his thick, fat tail trimmed into a heart shape, and left in disappointment.

The market is always crazy in the face of chasing profits. Pei Xian raised a junk stock with a few million, and immediately thousands of followers poured in, forcing the price of a loss-making stock to deviate from the value.

Even the listed company was stunned by the operation of the flying fairy outside the sky, and issued the company's three no announcements for several days in a row: no major performance improvement, no M&A asset injection, and no major shareholder increase in holdings!

I almost knelt at the gate of the supervision department and swear to God, I never did anything wrong!I really don't know what happened! !

While the market was enthusiastically speculating about how this junk ticket would turn into a butterfly and soar into the sky, Pei Xian was busy with another matter.

At the end of the year, the original book mentioned a major event that shocked the capital market, that is, the giant of Huaguo logistics - Hefeng Express successfully went public through a backdoor, creating a myth of 500 billion capital.

In order to go public quickly, Hefeng Express did not follow the route of issuance review and new shares step by step, but adopted the strategy of buying shells.

Negotiate with a listed company that is normally listed and traded, remove the business of the listed company step by step or completely, and then install the express delivery business of Hefeng into the listed company, realize a major business change, a huge improvement in performance, and directly create another company on the spot listed company.

This way of trading, if you can ambush in the shell company stocks in advance, you will enjoy at least 400% asset appreciation, which is definitely a super first-class capital feast!

But, damn it, this third-rate rubbish book didn't tell Pei Xian which shell company it was. He had to find this big baby out of more than 700 stocks in the whole market.

This job is not too difficult for Pei Xian. According to the asset scale, profit level, and debt situation of Hefeng Express, it corresponds to the shells that meet the requirements in the market.

He imagined that if he was the boss of Hefeng, how would he choose shell companies carefully?

First of all, it has never been exposed to the eyes of capital, no news and no rating of brokerage companies; secondly, there is no employee shareholding, no fund, no equity incentives, absolutely clean; finally, it perfectly avoids hot hype concepts such as vr, new energy, and games.

Mysterious and low-key, moderate scale, limited main business development, low profit but no loss, belongs to the manufacturing industry with low stock price, but not heavy assets...

Following the meticulous train of thought and through layers of screening, three perfect shell companies came into Pei Xian's sight, but there was no luck in sniping the shell company. He could only eat this piece of meat if he accurately found out which one.

Due to the differences in the shareholding structures of these three companies, there are three different ways for shell transactions.

This kind of difficulty is not an objective judgment, but a subjective choice. It all depends on what kind of person Song Qi, the boss of Hefeng Express, is. His personality, growth, and way of doing things determine his choice.

Pei Xian's plan suddenly came to a dead end. It wasn't that Song Qi couldn't guess the direction of the transaction, and at this time, it was less than a week before the time when the backdoor information was publicly released as mentioned in the original book.

Everything seems to have reached a bottleneck. If three tickets are placed at the same time, it will inevitably cause market chaos. Moreover, for KKM, a capital crocodile who observes him, Pei Xian will become a complete speculator. gamblers.

There is no unparalleled road, and after dinner that day, Pei Xian accidentally found an invitation card for a charity dinner on the small table in the teahouse.

The handwritten signature on the invitation is the owner of Hefeng Express - Song Qi!

There is a fund for the student lunch subsidy program under Song Qi's name, and he manages it with care. It is probably an invitation letter to Mrs. Gu, who is also doing charity.

But Mrs. Gu recently took her little sister to the mountain to worship the Buddha, so she ignored this invitation letter.

Pei Xian was so elated that she wished she could fly in front of Song Qi with the invitation letter: Sir, I have three listed companies here, each of them has a big face and a big butt, come on, choose one!

He stuck the elegant invitation letter to his chest, and circled around the living room like a little butterfly, slowly, slowly flying to Boss Gu who was concentrating on playing the game.

"Honey, do you think I'm pretty?" Pei Xian lay on the back of the sofa, forcibly broke Gu Han's chin, and smiled enchantingly while holding his face with one hand.

The "Paji" game controller fell to the ground, and on the big screen, the evil dragon sprayed the brave man into carbon slag with a torch.

Gu Han swallowed, feeling lingering fear, "To be honest, Xianxian, you are pretty, but can we not kiss your tail? I can't stand it anymore!!"

"Husband, isn't it a waste to have such a beautiful wife at home?" Pei Xian automatically ignored the noise and blinked at him.

Gu Han quit after hearing this, "Hmph, I don't think it's safe enough to leave it at home. The private bank wants to open a safe the size of a villa, so I'll put you in it."

This husband was probably transformed with a hammer!The head is a cast iron artwork, why is it so disobedient!annoying!

"Husband, what does my beauty represent?" Pei Xian determined to fool him, hugged his neck from behind, and tried to seduce him, "It represents your elegant taste, your extraordinary bearing, and your unique male hormones. Explosive attraction."

Full marks!Full marks!I give this rainbow fart full marks!Please don't stop!

Gu Han's ears were blown red by him, and he hesitated to be modest, "Yeah, it's not as much as you said..."

"But! Husband, if your glamorous wife is unknown..." Pei Xian interrupted his speech, his face changed, "You just have a good face, but you are a bit old, your ass is not assy, ​​and your lower body doesn't listen. For the upper body, there is only a few pennies, a desperate old man in his forties."

Gu Han was dumbfounded by his words, subconsciously raised his hand to touch his face, and said in panic, "I'm only 32 this year!"

"I'm only nineteen this year, Uncle Gu!" Pei Xian patted him on the cheek gently, backhanding "Pu Pu" twice.

Gu Han suddenly felt a fishy sweetness in his throat, the little bastard is trying to piss me off that I am a successful widow, and then find a badass to burn a carload of green hats on my grave! !

Pei Xian looked at Gu Han, whose face was full of fluorescent green, and rolled over from the sofa and fell into his arms, "So, husband, you need to take me around more, go to a party, attend a party." Dinner or something, slowly, you will successfully reduce your age from 42 to 22."

"Say it again, I'm 32 this year! Gu's Group is a flower!" Gu Han was almost crushed to death by him, hysterical, tears were about to come down.

Hey... Poor man, time is ruthless like a knife, if the knife is not good enough, you can still carve it, and the carve will be a waste of vicissitudes.cigarette light jpg

Pei Xian's eyes are as gentle as water, revealing compassion, love, heartache, complicated as messy, heartbreaking.

Gu Han: "..."

What kind of look is this?I am at least 60 years old in his eyes, right?I warn you, if you do this again, you will be widowed!

Still human?You bully me like this when my mother isn't here?Crying, crying, crying...

Pei Xian got up from his lap, hugged his solid head and kissed, "Husband don't cry, your dear wife has prepared a radiant and youthful package for you."

As he spoke, he reached into his neckline, took out a crumpled invitation card from his chest, and unfolded it in front of Gu Han.

Boss Gu was stunned, watching helplessly as he took out an even more barren piece of paper from Barren's chest, the whole picture was neither romantic nor obscene, only weird.

It seemed that two beggars were squatting at the base of the wall, and one of the two hundred and five suddenly took out a burrito from his chest, and the next sentence was: "Brother, do you want to eat?"

Gu Han retreated a little distance, looked carefully, "Are you still interested in charity?"

"No, I'm just interested in the banquet, and by the way, I can show off my soul-stirring beauty." Pei Xian replied categorically and shamelessly.

Gu Han feels that ever since he met Pei Xian, he has refreshed his understanding of the thickness of his skin every day, "You...just be happy."

"Husband, did you agree to take me with you? Wow! You are really the best and best husband I have ever been with!" Pei Xian jumped up and hugged him tightly like a koala.

Gu Han was strangled until he couldn't breathe, he thought to himself, which word should I say yes to?Don't make up your own mind, okay?

"Husband, you have to remember, I am beautiful because you are attractive; I am young because you are youthful; I am confident because you dote on me; I have loved you for 1 years, bui~ love you!" Said After that, Pei Xian hopped around to play with Gu Caocao with the invitation card in his arms.

Gu Han lowered his head and chuckled, don't say it, Xian Xian's last fallacy is quite pleasant to hear, I like it, hee hee!

He grabbed two handfuls of hair casually, and the thin forehead hair fell down, covering his face slightly, concealing the sharpness and maturity, and there was a vague and ambiguous atmosphere.

"Kacha" Gu Boss took a sneaky selfie, turned on the self-beauty face, carefully and carefully posted pictures of himself like an analysis report, and muttered, "Blind! How old are you? You are so handsome and tender!"

After finishing speaking, he sent Guo Fei a selfie that P's mother would not recognize:

[Brother Hanhan: Are you handsome?Are you young?Do you have the feeling of being electrified by youth? 】

Guo Fei was looking at the photo with Wu Qianyi head to head, when a message popped up on his phone, he opened it...

Wu Qianyi disliked it, "Who is it? Town Duck King, Kill Matt?"

Guo Fei was dumbfounded holding the phone, turned it on and off, and turned it on and off more than a dozen times, "It can't be Lao Gu, WeChat is broken, right?"

"Gu Han? Why did he send you this kind of photo?" Wu Qianyi grabbed him by the collar, "Listen to my old lady, stay away from this perverted scumbag!"

Guo Fei: "..."

It seems that the purpose of all charity dinners is not charity, and the same is true for Song Qi. In a few days, Hefeng Logistics will announce a backdoor listing, and he will be worth tens of billions in place.

Before that, they used the name of charity to invite famous people and industry leaders. I believe that tonight's polite alienation will become tomorrow's like-minded friends.

Businessmen always make the best preparations for expectations.

Song Qi's charity dinner was held at a winery in the outskirts of the city. It was said to be a winery, but in fact it was a magnificent imitation of an old castle.

Professional concierge staff are lined up on both sides. From the gate of the winery, there is a car guide service, to the parking boy at the gate of the castle, and the guide butler in white gloves and tuxedo. Every step is exquisite and comfortable.

Gu Han and Pei Xian were wearing three-piece suits of the same series of V's high-end suits, Gu Han cast iron gray, with a rusty dark grid, which complemented the tie, and the whole person was mature and stable without losing romance.

Pei Xian is a gentleman's blue double-breasted British-style suit with a thin platinum buckle chain, which shines playfully under the light. He wears a popular ladybug tie this year to avoid the dullness of a solid-color suit.

Gu Han and Song Qi have business contacts but are not familiar with each other. They can recognize each other when they meet each other, and they can nod at most.

Moreover, he came today under the banner of replacing Madam Gu, and there was no need to be Ding Kemao. Therefore, when they arrived, Song Qi's opening speech had already ended, and everyone enjoyed the auction together in twos and threes.

Gu Han is an otaku at heart, if it wasn't for business needs, he would definitely lie at home and play house with his Barbie Xianxian.

Because this kind of occasion is tiring and exhausting, a sentence has to be broken into five, six, seven or eight pieces to listen, insinuating, beating around the bush, I don't know how much these people eat, they don't fucking speak human language in business, and they don't fucking talk socially. speak English.annoying!

In fact, Boss Gu is still a little bit unhappy, no matter how friendly he is, you just have to say a few words when you come, he can't take care of the little quail at all.

But when he looked up and saw Pei Xian, who had picked out all the mistakes in his etiquette and upbringing, and introduced the artwork to the lady next to him in a gentlemanly manner, he thought it was a dream. Got struck by lightning! !

And Pei Xian never took his eyes off Song Qi for a moment, whether he was looking at the art auction or rejecting the constant stream of nympho, he always maintained the state that he would definitely find Song Qi the next second when he turned his head.

A person's character and the way of dealing with others can largely reflect some decision-making habits, whether they are tough and uncompromising, or cautious and step-by-step.

Therefore, Pei Xian has been observing him secretly.

From Song Qi's communication, it can be seen that he is a talkative dominant personality and not a good listener. If he shows a listening attitude, it must be because he is not interested in this topic.

As for the topics he is interested in, he will definitely find an opportunity to take over the topic rights and become the center of the discussion. At least in terms of communication, he is a relatively strong person. If he does not control the overall situation, he will not feel safe.

Pei Xian is like a camera, walking over and coming from different positions, seemingly carelessly, with different targets every time, and the actual center of gravity never shifts.

Because he knows that a strong and insecure person has another stink problem-suspiciousness!

This kind of person will never trust Bill, is very sensitive to changes around him, and will soon discover his existence.

Pei Xian used his actions to conduct experiments in Song Qi's territory.

Sure enough, when he took a glass of cherry drink and passed Song Qi again.

Song Qi turned around sensitively, and asked with a smiling mask, "What's your name, sir? Have we met somewhere?"

Unabashedly suspicious and probing, Pei Xian turned his back to him and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.