The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Chapter 5 The first day of being favored and proud

Gu Han has great confidence in his wallet, but he forgot that today is a weekend full of congestion in the city. The sea view is on the diagonal of his company, and it is the direction out of the city. The dark and shiny Maybach Zeppelin and the dirty Jinbei bun are tightly packed Together, whoever starts first is the dog, and the blockage is quite strong.

Boss Gu looked at his watch irritably, suddenly the phone messages and bank notifications came and went one after another.

He picked it up excitedly and took a look, ho!What kind of trivial things did the little quail buy?Fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, like squeezing toothpaste.

Also, what's wrong with sending pictures on WeChat when you buy everything?What about live streaming?

Among the colorful pictures, the sharp-eyed Gu Han finally found a very short message from the little quail:

[Charging baby: The boss who sells spices gave me a textbook, Mr. Gu, I will study hard! 】

Gu Han was baffled, pulled it down and took a closer look at the picture, it was amazing!It is an Indian erotic yoga double practice book!

Boss Gu has a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat. He will probably not be killed by the mad dog Zhou Kai in this life, and he will most likely be pissed off by Pei Xian first!

The old cow pulled a broken car all the way, and there was not much time left for Gu Han to rush to the sea view. He asked Pei Xian to wait in the Ferrari lobby on the first floor. It must cost a lot of money to rush before the task time, otherwise the piss of the dog licking system Sex, it is very likely to get a negative score!

Gu Han carried Pei Xian to the fiery red Ferrari 488, "That's it, buy it!"

Priced at 318 million, the sports car with a low front and long and narrow headlights looks like a big shark jumping onto the shore, flamboyant and dynamic.At about this time in his previous life, he also gave Xiao Yuhang one.

Xiao Yuhang, who does not eat fireworks and has long dreamed of living in the Guanghan Palace, could not resist this temptation. After some pushbacks, he reluctantly accepted it, but chose a relatively low-key black.

He didn't believe that the little quail could pretend to be stronger than Xiao Yuhang, the master of pretending? !

The slap in the face came too fast, and he got to know the new generation of king of pretense——Pei Xian!

Pei Xian clutched the black gold card and looked at him with eyes that would rather die than submit. A broken car with a strange appearance was more than 300 million, which accounted for one tenth of his total salary!This thing is so ugly that it can't be taken away when the time comes, so why buy it?

"Mr. Gu, I don't know how to drive. If you don't mind, can you give me a discount?" Pei Xian said seriously with his back to the ugly car.

Gu Han heard that his sanity was like a flowerpot falling from the sky, and it was smashed into pieces with a "snap", and at the same time, the countdown to the end of the system task sounded.

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" task prompt:

[The system task is closed for settlement. This task has gained one unit of energy. The current system energy is 0. Please continue to work hard on the host.Caring for Xianxian is everyone's responsibility! 】

Gu Han looked at the energy bar with at least one hundred units, and the energy that was still at 0 fell into despair. Suddenly, a "car thud" trapped Pei Xian firmly in his arms.

Pei Xian, who was short of the two big characters written on his face, was at a loss, let him do whatever he wanted with his small face in the spirit of the contract, and added without fear of death, "Mr. Gu, what do you think of the discount rate of [-]%?" ? Hmm...how about a [-]% discount?"

Gu Han smiled sinisterly, slowly lowered his head to touch his sensitive ear, and said softly and hoarsely: "Baby, stop dreaming!"

Then he pulled Pei Xian's waist and pulled it into his arms, "Go home! It's not bad if you don't deduct your salary! And discount it? Why didn't you die!"

Pei Xian, who didn't buy a car and didn't earn a dime, was dragged away by Gu Han, took out his mobile phone, and changed Gu Han's remarks from "the world's most benevolent person" to "the world's first week's pick-up" with a blank expression. !

On the way home, Gu Han wondered, Pei Xianneng greened Zhou Kai on the spot for 3000 million, but with the unlimited black gold card, he swiped all the worthless things, buy him a luxury supercar? Want to discount?It's really a confusing move, don't you really sleep your brains out of your mind, kid?

The car was speeding steadily on the way back to the villa, Pei Xian watched helplessly as the 300 million yuan flew away and felt unwilling. It must be because he was not good at learning skills and failed to catch the boss's heart.

So he took out his newly bought 10,000+ gold pen, and the 3 yuan jewel version of the cathedral account, opened the mysterious yoga textbook, and prepared to hone his business ability. Grab the boss's body, try to increase the discount rate, and save enough running capital before Xiao Yuhang comes back!make a fist!

There is a lot of space in the car, Gu Han didn't understand what he was up to, so he leaned over to take a look and was shocked!

Who the hell has seen a strange species that puts a yellow comic book on its lap, takes notes while reading it with big thorns, and has an unchanging expression on its face? !

Gu Han's heart stopped beating for an instant!Although he has a reputation as a dude, he has lived a well-behaved life since he was a child. If he dared to play like this at the age of 19, the old man of the Gu family would beat him so that he would roll back into his mother's stomach.

Boss Gu, whose young heart was devastated, snatched the yellow yoga notebook, threw it directly under the seat, and sternly said like he seized his son's yellow book: "Don't play with these vulgar things in the future!"

Pei Xian closed the notebook and the golden pen slowly, "Mr. Gu, I know that my business ability is not good, please don't worry, I will improve very quickly."

"No! Baby, you don't need this kind of professional ability!" Gu Han looked at his innocent little face, and there was a hundred thousand rejections in his heart, just beg you to be honest and just be a power bank.

Pei Xian whispered in embarrassment: "Mr. Gu, you said that I don't look like Mr. Xiao, and I have no business ability, so will I be fired?"

Gu Han gritted his back molars, and followed Pei Xian's strange train of thought and said, "Xiao Yuhang is a fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and you are a monster and ghost running around in the mountains and plains! Just kidding, what do you compare with Xiao Yuhang? Hey... you If things go on like this, they will really lose their jobs. Now that the global financial crisis is underway, 3000 million jobs are hard to find.”

"Mr. Gu, tell me more about Mr. Xiao, I can learn from it." Pei Xian lowered his head and secretly tugged at his sleeve, rolling his eyes inwardly, hehe, you deserve to go bankrupt, you can't tell if it's a human or a ghost.

Gu Han pulled out his cuffs and patted his little dirty paws away, and continued to say against his will: "Xiao Yuhang is a reserved and reserved person, you must first let go of vulgar tastes, pornographic books, pornographic pictures, and the tertiary film "The Mistress's Law" "From today on, you are not allowed to watch it!"

Pei Xian looked up at the roof of the car and was interrupted by a heavy stick to interrupt his career learning path. He didn't understand 1 times, and even felt that Gu Han was abnormal, and Xiao Yuhang couldn't kiss, touch, hug, let alone have fun!He is also very good at spending money, what do you want him to do?Marry home and kneel down to convert?

"Xiao Yuhang is talented, capable... and smart." Gu Han continued to educate Pei Xian, while talking thoughtfully, he added in his heart, "Unfortunately, he only loves money and himself."

Annoying thoughts are fleeting, and he finds it particularly funny when he sees the dead fish eyes Pei Xian, "You are also capable, and you can sleep! Even a pig can't sleep for fourteen hours! From now on, you must get up on time, and you are not allowed to sleep around , go out for a stroll if you are bored, or I will ask the life secretary to accompany you to participate in some beneficial activities."

"..." Pei Xian was expressionless and at a loss, he didn't look like he was a double lover, but rather like someone's son?Forget it, for 3000 million and the life he yearns for, the boss can become a father!

When I got home, my aunt had already prepared the meals. Pei Xian went shopping at Haijing, eating and drinking. Gu Han was stuck in traffic for two hours without taking a sip of water.

Gu Han took off his suit jacket, loosened his tie, turned around and saw Pei Xian yawning softly on the sofa, his eyes staring straight.

"One, two, three..." Sure enough, after he silently counted three numbers, Pei Xian closed his eyes, leaned his chin on the armrest of the sofa, and happily started playing chess with Duke Zhou.

Although Pei Xian has fully integrated into this world, his soul seems to have not been freed from the hard work and fatigue of his previous life. It is an unforgettable fatigue that penetrates the skin and flesh and penetrates deep into the bone marrow...

Gu Han put his hips on his hips and spun around in circles, really afraid that one day he would have trouble sleeping and stepped forward to wake him up.

Uncle Lin walked over with a thin blanket and stopped him silently, "Have you had dinner, Young Master Pei?"

"Eat." Gu Han observed with a frown and absent-mindedly replied.

"Let him sleep after eating." The old butler gently covered Pei Xian with a blanket, "Young Master Pei only slept for ten hours today, so you have to take your time to improve a lot. Quitting smoking, drinking and drugs is a process. Not to mention quitting sleep."

Gu Han sighed, and even wondered if it was because of charging himself, the little quail was so exhausted that he needed to sleep to replenish?The same goes for those quack doctors, who did a lot of checkups and blood tests, and finally couldn't find out the fart problem!waste!

"Ding" There was a special ringtone from his private cell phone.

Gu Han picked it up and saw it was Xiao Yuhang? !Ever since he brought Pei Xian back, life has been extremely frustrating, and he didn't spare any time for this fairy.

In his previous life, he chased Xiao Yuhang very humblely, and set a special ringtone for his mobile phone messages, so as to obey Bai Yueguang's orders as soon as possible.

And the number of times Xiao Yuhang took the initiative to contact him can be counted on the fingers, Gu Han doesn't remember Xiao Yuhang looking for him at this time?

The information is only one short line:

[Brother Han, without you on my birthday, I suddenly feel a little lonely. 】

Gu Han was silent, and then remembered that at this time in his previous life, he chartered a plane to take Xiao Yuhang's relatives and friends to Las Vegas, and held a birthday party for him on the top floor of the world-famous luxury hotel "Palm Island", and sent him The black Ferrari 488.

The unforgettable moment of happiness in the previous life seemed to be a lifetime away, unreal like a cloud, no wonder he felt familiar when he delivered the little quail cart at night.

He spent a lot of money for Xiao Yuhang, and tried his best to send him to the throne of actor, and then what?When he went bankrupt, Xiao Yuhang didn't even look back, he was not as good as a passerby, and announced his engagement to the famous director Qimeng in a blink of an eye.

Xiao Yuhang has always looked down on his people, only his money, but he has more scheming than anyone else, silently asking you to offer money, rights and reputation, and he will always stand in the same place as a winner , a leaf does not stick to the body.

"Heh..." Gu Han laughed at himself with a self-deprecating smile, and his mood remained calm. It is impossible for a person to be mean twice in the same place.

【Happy birthday to you.smiley face jg]

In Las Vegas, more than 1 kilometers away, the lights flickered outside the window in the early morning. Xiao Yuhang had just returned to his hotel room from an all-night birthday party.

This birthday party is far from what he had imagined. Top hotels, celebrity guests, luxurious parties, famous cars and watches, golden champagne tower... everything would be far behind without Gu Han.

Seeing Xiao Yuhang's reply shaking the ice cubes in the wine glass, he didn't understand why Gu Han suddenly lost contact. This big fish seemed to be slowly getting out of his grasp.

Gu Han has been eating his diet for several years, and suddenly stopped eating for no reason?Xiao Yuhang was a little restless, he picked up his phone, "Xiaoqin, book me a ticket for the day after tomorrow, I want to go back to China."

"Ms. Xiao, the film festival is not over yet, can we leave early? No need to follow..."

"What nonsense, if I tell you to order it, you can order it!" Xiao Yuhang hung up the phone irritably.

He is the youngest actor in China to break into Hollywood. He has achieved nothing in the past five years. The praise and praise of the past have long gone with the wind. It may be eaten by others at this critical moment!

The author has something to say: Xianxian with hands flying on the calculator w: The boss has a discount rate of 80 to find out!

Unbearable Gu Boss: Get lost!

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