The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me
Chapter 48 The first day of pampering
Zhou Kai's poisonous plan went very smoothly, and he bought three staff members of the second phase of Shangfeng Junjing, preparing to make a big fuss when the computer lottery was distributed.
Gu Han seems to be indifferent to the situation of the project. Secret inspectors and risk control personnel will report the situation to him every day. The relevant personnel have been closely monitored and evidence is collected, waiting for the final blow.
At this time, Zhou Kai and Wu Jianian, who thought they were perfect, put the final ingredients on the fish and meat Guhan in the clubhouse.
Zhou Kai's finger poked the spinning top cup once and for all, his eyes gleamed with a gloomy look, "Everything is ready, the only thing we owe is Dongfeng. To expose their list of internal lottery must be top-notch, understand?"
"Young master, don't worry, hey, those who are looking for are those whose family's seventh and eighth aunts are more or less connected with the government departments, even the elementary school classmates. It is definitely a piece of bloody flesh. I guarantee that the media will swarm like flies." Come here." Wu Jianian smiled very proudly.
The embarrassed two chuckled and toasted, Zhou Kai leaned back on the sofa very relaxedly, "Next week, he, Gu Han, will become a grasshopper after autumn, and he won't be able to jump around for a few days."
"This kind of idiot young master Yangzi who is sailing smoothly is really a waste of the rich assets of the Gu family. This is helping their family survive the fittest." Wu Jianian laughed at Gu Han desperately.
In his eyes, Gu Han is still that ignorant, extinct idiot who offends people everywhere for chasing starlets.
Zhou Kai's eyes were like knives, "Don't underestimate him, I always feel that the Friendship Mall is not a coincidence."
"Fate is one, and luck is the same. How can there be so much shit luck for him?" Wu Jianian reassured him.
Thinking about Gu Han's lack of tune, Zhou Kai thought that Pei Xian blinded those puppy eyes and ran away with him?Isn't it because Gu Han is the head of the Gu family?Heck, I'm still saying the same thing in the Zhou family now!
He looked up at Wu Jianian, who was a little drunk, "Jia Nian, there will be a car show in two days, I can't get out, so you go with Liang Kexin for me, and buy her a car."
Wu Jianian's slightly drunk expression faded away in an instant, and he nodded in agreement.
Gu Han has no time to play cat and mouse with them now, because he offended the "stock god" Ouba, his little quail has ignored him for three days, and his cold quilt didn't even have a mouse in the miserable cold night!
And Pei Xian either brought Gu hastily to the show, or the father and father went to drink tea with Wu Qianyi together, he had no chance to please his son, this is a rhythm that he didn't even plan to give custody!
Boss Gu sat down beside Mrs. Gu who was reading a book in front of the fireplace, "Mom, if my father offended you before, what is the general process?"
Mrs. Gu took off her glasses, looked at her mentally handicapped son who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet picking his hands, and said gracefully, "Kneel on the Type 82 anti-personnel mine, lift your knees..."
"No, both of you play so exciting??" Gu Han was stunned, and suddenly felt that the little quail was so gentle, so gentle, and so reasonable.
How much did his father miss it back then?Finally, I know why it is rumored that his father married his mother for money. Can this be tolerated if he doesn't want money?
"I was just joking with you, meaning that it is easy to offend people, but difficult to coax them." Mrs. Gu clamped the bookmark and spoke slowly.
Gu Han's family was warm since he was a child, and he was somewhat childish in front of his mother, "I know, why don't I learn some lessons from you."
"Oh, this is science and art, and I can't finish it in a while." Mrs. Gu frowned, seeming a little embarrassed.
Gu Han hurried forward, and said dog-leggedly: "Mom, Mom, you can sum it up and pass on the essence to me."
"Then let me think about it." Mrs. Gu tapped her fingers on the poetry collection and pondered for a while, "Well, I've summed it up."
Gu Han scratched his head, "Your essence of science and art is too fast, right? Is it reliable?"
Mrs. Gu smiled kindly, "Essences are short and creative. You see, your father provided such a little thing, and you were born later!"
Gu Han was speechless, you are really my own mother!
"Actually, coaxing people, especially coaxing wives, is simple and easy. It's nothing more than a trilogy." She paused, took a sip of tea, "Spend money to buy, buy, and then fascinate him with a handsome face. Press on the bed and completely conquer him!"
Gu Han: "..."
My money and my face have been disgusted by the little quail.
He quietly lowered his head and looked at his lower body, now only the younger brother who betrayed me...
Mrs. Gu looked at her son with a face full of despair and was curious, "Son, what did you do to Xianxian?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with it, right?" Gu Han was a little speechless, "How should I say it? Let me give you an example. My dad probably scolded Qi Mingyi in front of you. Such a thing."
Madam Gu's eyes suddenly widened, "Oh! You are going to die! It's not good to scold other people's idols! If your father scolds Baby Mingyi, your mother will make him kneel on landmines, doing 82 on one side and 95 on the other! "
Gu Han was so frightened that his hairs stood on end, he hugged her arm, "Mom, don't scare me!"
Fuck!Then this is a big deal!
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it depends on what you scolded?" Mrs. Gu patted the back of his hand.
Gu Han tried hard to recall, "I called him either a good bird or a liar..."
Mrs. Gu was serious and silent, and helped him tidy up his collar, "Hanhan, I can't guarantee the envious attitude, you'd better fight for it hastily, or you will really become a lonely family."
Mom, are you really my real mother? ?I was picked out by you by peeling oranges, right? ?
Gu Han looked at his mother stepping on the small high heels and went upstairs and shouted: "Aunt Wang, change the thick quilt for the young master at night, he is so cold by himself recently."
In the evening, Pei Xian lay on the bed and read the financial report of the listed company, Gu Ru hastily rummaged around beside him.
Suddenly the door rang twice, entering his room was like entering a tiger's den, Boss Gu, wearing a coquettish bathrobe, with damp hair, legs slightly spread apart, allowing the robe to open the gap and reach his thighs.
But the whole person's expression was serious and tense, as if he was saying: Sir, sixty for back rubbing, forty for foot massage, one hundred for one clock, one hundred and eighty for two clocks, many discounts, and free bath towels!
Pei Xian quietly switched the iad screen to the forum, and leaned against the bed with arms crossed to look at him.
Hmph, Mr. Gu, you have today too!I pretended to be a big yellow-skinned mouse for a week, and got into your bed every day. You are like a dead pig. Feng Shui turns, now it's your turn!
Gu Han put away the ose, snarled to the head of the bed like an electric shock, brushed his hair sexyly, and shook Pei Xian's face with water.
"Xianxian, the invitation letter for this year's auto show! Husband will take you to buy a car." He helped Pei Xian wipe off the water on his face in embarrassment.
Gu Han's plan is simple and crude, directly covering money, face and abs, striving to achieve the most original effect.
First go to the auto show, buy a few cars from him, and then treat yourself according to the standard of a popular Japanese cowherd.
Finally, I drove my newly bought car and took Xianxian to Nanshan Road to see the stars!By the way, let's take a look at my shiny abs that don't lose to the stars!
Pei Xianmu kept a small poker face and remained motionless, "Thank you for the invitation, I don't like driving."
He refused too simply, everything was over before it started, forcing Gu Han to show his trump card in advance.
"Hey, Xianxian, let's go to see the car with a shiny abs service!" Boss Gu, who desperately wanted to spend money for his wife, twisted his stiff old waist without shame.
Pei Xian hugged Gu's hasty head and lowered his head to tickle it, "Is your abs strange? Are there two sharks jumping rubber bands tattooed on it? Heh! Why should I see it?"
Just as his fingers were about to scratch the bathrobe, Gu Han froze.
He took a peek at the abs that don't even have fish, not to mention sharks, and his face was pale. Now the requirements for abs are so high?I'm so behind the times? ?
"Xianxian, don't be angry, okay? I know I'm wrong, why don't you scold my idol too?" Gu Han climbed onto the bed, pushed aside Gu Cao who was about to fall asleep, and then stuffed his head into Pei Pei's mouth. Envy hands.
Pei Xian tugged at his ear angrily, "Okay, tell me! Who is your idol? I'm going to give him a good scolding!"
"Wu Qianyi!" Gu Han was decisive.
Pei Xian was so angry that she stretched out her hand and scratched his head, "Mr. Gu, you are really amazing!"
Gu Han was planed beyond recognition, so he quickly grabbed his hands and kissed him more than 20 times, "Xianxian, look at our family's broken cars, how many of them can be used by Gu Han? It's time to change them."
Pei Xian is the kind of person whose attention is easily occupied by problems, and he was quickly led astray. He bit his finger and started to think seriously.
Gu Caocao is almost an adult, with a straight neck and a height of almost 1.5 meters. He has thick hair and a fit body. Except for the Cullinan at home, he can hardly get into other cars now.
"Yes, I have grown up so hastily." Pei Xian glanced at the handsome alpaca that occupied most of the bed and was sleeping soundly like an old mother.
Seeing an opportunity to take advantage of, Gu Han quickly transformed into a big bad wolf, and pressed the little white rabbit Pei into his arms, "So, as parents, we must always care about the growth of our children, and provide him with sufficient material protection. My husband is going to buy a car!"
"Buy, buy, buy, you have to buy it!" Pei Xian nodded immediately, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and slapped Gu Han's dirty paw away, "Mr. Gu, shouldn't you be a little bit of an attitude of admitting your mistake?"
Gu Han was stunned, smiled awkwardly yet politely, and slowly straightened his bathrobe, then sat upright in front of him, "Which part of me does Xianxian want to see first?"
Like an Australian deep-sea lobster, he asked the diners himself: Sir, which part do you want to taste?Every part of me is so tender!
Pei Xian seems to be eating sashimi in a high-end restaurant, and there is only a plate of soy sauce in front of him. What kind of strange atmosphere is this?
He took a deep breath, forget it, his Mr. Gu seems a bit scary to take the initiative, and this baby seems to have no luck, not to mention that Gu Caocao is still asleep on the bed today.
Oh shit!The man I choose can be favored even on his knees!If he wants to buy a car, just accompany him!
"Husband, I think I still love money more than your abs. Please take me to buy a small car, the most expensive, the most luxurious, and the most eye-catching!" Pei Xian decided, instead of facing a car at night. A bitter-faced lobster might as well become a ruthless Huaguo currency shredder!
"Huh???" Gu Han was dumbfounded, and slightly opened the bathrobe, "No, you really don't want to read it? Why don't you take a look and decide? I'm going all out, why are you like this??"
Pei Xian ruthlessly got out of bed, put away the auto show invitation letter, opened the door of the room, "Good night, husband!"
Gu Han is dumbfounded!how so?You ran away from home with my lower body two days ago, and lived and flew with my abs?
"Husband, do you love me? Let's go buy a car together." Pei Xian stood by the door smiling and blowing a kiss.
Gu Han hugged his numb body and his cool heart, as if he was betrayed by the whole world.
No, you don't love me anymore, you must not love me anymore!Crying, crying, crying...
Gu Han seems to be indifferent to the situation of the project. Secret inspectors and risk control personnel will report the situation to him every day. The relevant personnel have been closely monitored and evidence is collected, waiting for the final blow.
At this time, Zhou Kai and Wu Jianian, who thought they were perfect, put the final ingredients on the fish and meat Guhan in the clubhouse.
Zhou Kai's finger poked the spinning top cup once and for all, his eyes gleamed with a gloomy look, "Everything is ready, the only thing we owe is Dongfeng. To expose their list of internal lottery must be top-notch, understand?"
"Young master, don't worry, hey, those who are looking for are those whose family's seventh and eighth aunts are more or less connected with the government departments, even the elementary school classmates. It is definitely a piece of bloody flesh. I guarantee that the media will swarm like flies." Come here." Wu Jianian smiled very proudly.
The embarrassed two chuckled and toasted, Zhou Kai leaned back on the sofa very relaxedly, "Next week, he, Gu Han, will become a grasshopper after autumn, and he won't be able to jump around for a few days."
"This kind of idiot young master Yangzi who is sailing smoothly is really a waste of the rich assets of the Gu family. This is helping their family survive the fittest." Wu Jianian laughed at Gu Han desperately.
In his eyes, Gu Han is still that ignorant, extinct idiot who offends people everywhere for chasing starlets.
Zhou Kai's eyes were like knives, "Don't underestimate him, I always feel that the Friendship Mall is not a coincidence."
"Fate is one, and luck is the same. How can there be so much shit luck for him?" Wu Jianian reassured him.
Thinking about Gu Han's lack of tune, Zhou Kai thought that Pei Xian blinded those puppy eyes and ran away with him?Isn't it because Gu Han is the head of the Gu family?Heck, I'm still saying the same thing in the Zhou family now!
He looked up at Wu Jianian, who was a little drunk, "Jia Nian, there will be a car show in two days, I can't get out, so you go with Liang Kexin for me, and buy her a car."
Wu Jianian's slightly drunk expression faded away in an instant, and he nodded in agreement.
Gu Han has no time to play cat and mouse with them now, because he offended the "stock god" Ouba, his little quail has ignored him for three days, and his cold quilt didn't even have a mouse in the miserable cold night!
And Pei Xian either brought Gu hastily to the show, or the father and father went to drink tea with Wu Qianyi together, he had no chance to please his son, this is a rhythm that he didn't even plan to give custody!
Boss Gu sat down beside Mrs. Gu who was reading a book in front of the fireplace, "Mom, if my father offended you before, what is the general process?"
Mrs. Gu took off her glasses, looked at her mentally handicapped son who was sitting cross-legged on the carpet picking his hands, and said gracefully, "Kneel on the Type 82 anti-personnel mine, lift your knees..."
"No, both of you play so exciting??" Gu Han was stunned, and suddenly felt that the little quail was so gentle, so gentle, and so reasonable.
How much did his father miss it back then?Finally, I know why it is rumored that his father married his mother for money. Can this be tolerated if he doesn't want money?
"I was just joking with you, meaning that it is easy to offend people, but difficult to coax them." Mrs. Gu clamped the bookmark and spoke slowly.
Gu Han's family was warm since he was a child, and he was somewhat childish in front of his mother, "I know, why don't I learn some lessons from you."
"Oh, this is science and art, and I can't finish it in a while." Mrs. Gu frowned, seeming a little embarrassed.
Gu Han hurried forward, and said dog-leggedly: "Mom, Mom, you can sum it up and pass on the essence to me."
"Then let me think about it." Mrs. Gu tapped her fingers on the poetry collection and pondered for a while, "Well, I've summed it up."
Gu Han scratched his head, "Your essence of science and art is too fast, right? Is it reliable?"
Mrs. Gu smiled kindly, "Essences are short and creative. You see, your father provided such a little thing, and you were born later!"
Gu Han was speechless, you are really my own mother!
"Actually, coaxing people, especially coaxing wives, is simple and easy. It's nothing more than a trilogy." She paused, took a sip of tea, "Spend money to buy, buy, and then fascinate him with a handsome face. Press on the bed and completely conquer him!"
Gu Han: "..."
My money and my face have been disgusted by the little quail.
He quietly lowered his head and looked at his lower body, now only the younger brother who betrayed me...
Mrs. Gu looked at her son with a face full of despair and was curious, "Son, what did you do to Xianxian?"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with it, right?" Gu Han was a little speechless, "How should I say it? Let me give you an example. My dad probably scolded Qi Mingyi in front of you. Such a thing."
Madam Gu's eyes suddenly widened, "Oh! You are going to die! It's not good to scold other people's idols! If your father scolds Baby Mingyi, your mother will make him kneel on landmines, doing 82 on one side and 95 on the other! "
Gu Han was so frightened that his hairs stood on end, he hugged her arm, "Mom, don't scare me!"
Fuck!Then this is a big deal!
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it depends on what you scolded?" Mrs. Gu patted the back of his hand.
Gu Han tried hard to recall, "I called him either a good bird or a liar..."
Mrs. Gu was serious and silent, and helped him tidy up his collar, "Hanhan, I can't guarantee the envious attitude, you'd better fight for it hastily, or you will really become a lonely family."
Mom, are you really my real mother? ?I was picked out by you by peeling oranges, right? ?
Gu Han looked at his mother stepping on the small high heels and went upstairs and shouted: "Aunt Wang, change the thick quilt for the young master at night, he is so cold by himself recently."
In the evening, Pei Xian lay on the bed and read the financial report of the listed company, Gu Ru hastily rummaged around beside him.
Suddenly the door rang twice, entering his room was like entering a tiger's den, Boss Gu, wearing a coquettish bathrobe, with damp hair, legs slightly spread apart, allowing the robe to open the gap and reach his thighs.
But the whole person's expression was serious and tense, as if he was saying: Sir, sixty for back rubbing, forty for foot massage, one hundred for one clock, one hundred and eighty for two clocks, many discounts, and free bath towels!
Pei Xian quietly switched the iad screen to the forum, and leaned against the bed with arms crossed to look at him.
Hmph, Mr. Gu, you have today too!I pretended to be a big yellow-skinned mouse for a week, and got into your bed every day. You are like a dead pig. Feng Shui turns, now it's your turn!
Gu Han put away the ose, snarled to the head of the bed like an electric shock, brushed his hair sexyly, and shook Pei Xian's face with water.
"Xianxian, the invitation letter for this year's auto show! Husband will take you to buy a car." He helped Pei Xian wipe off the water on his face in embarrassment.
Gu Han's plan is simple and crude, directly covering money, face and abs, striving to achieve the most original effect.
First go to the auto show, buy a few cars from him, and then treat yourself according to the standard of a popular Japanese cowherd.
Finally, I drove my newly bought car and took Xianxian to Nanshan Road to see the stars!By the way, let's take a look at my shiny abs that don't lose to the stars!
Pei Xianmu kept a small poker face and remained motionless, "Thank you for the invitation, I don't like driving."
He refused too simply, everything was over before it started, forcing Gu Han to show his trump card in advance.
"Hey, Xianxian, let's go to see the car with a shiny abs service!" Boss Gu, who desperately wanted to spend money for his wife, twisted his stiff old waist without shame.
Pei Xian hugged Gu's hasty head and lowered his head to tickle it, "Is your abs strange? Are there two sharks jumping rubber bands tattooed on it? Heh! Why should I see it?"
Just as his fingers were about to scratch the bathrobe, Gu Han froze.
He took a peek at the abs that don't even have fish, not to mention sharks, and his face was pale. Now the requirements for abs are so high?I'm so behind the times? ?
"Xianxian, don't be angry, okay? I know I'm wrong, why don't you scold my idol too?" Gu Han climbed onto the bed, pushed aside Gu Cao who was about to fall asleep, and then stuffed his head into Pei Pei's mouth. Envy hands.
Pei Xian tugged at his ear angrily, "Okay, tell me! Who is your idol? I'm going to give him a good scolding!"
"Wu Qianyi!" Gu Han was decisive.
Pei Xian was so angry that she stretched out her hand and scratched his head, "Mr. Gu, you are really amazing!"
Gu Han was planed beyond recognition, so he quickly grabbed his hands and kissed him more than 20 times, "Xianxian, look at our family's broken cars, how many of them can be used by Gu Han? It's time to change them."
Pei Xian is the kind of person whose attention is easily occupied by problems, and he was quickly led astray. He bit his finger and started to think seriously.
Gu Caocao is almost an adult, with a straight neck and a height of almost 1.5 meters. He has thick hair and a fit body. Except for the Cullinan at home, he can hardly get into other cars now.
"Yes, I have grown up so hastily." Pei Xian glanced at the handsome alpaca that occupied most of the bed and was sleeping soundly like an old mother.
Seeing an opportunity to take advantage of, Gu Han quickly transformed into a big bad wolf, and pressed the little white rabbit Pei into his arms, "So, as parents, we must always care about the growth of our children, and provide him with sufficient material protection. My husband is going to buy a car!"
"Buy, buy, buy, you have to buy it!" Pei Xian nodded immediately, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and slapped Gu Han's dirty paw away, "Mr. Gu, shouldn't you be a little bit of an attitude of admitting your mistake?"
Gu Han was stunned, smiled awkwardly yet politely, and slowly straightened his bathrobe, then sat upright in front of him, "Which part of me does Xianxian want to see first?"
Like an Australian deep-sea lobster, he asked the diners himself: Sir, which part do you want to taste?Every part of me is so tender!
Pei Xian seems to be eating sashimi in a high-end restaurant, and there is only a plate of soy sauce in front of him. What kind of strange atmosphere is this?
He took a deep breath, forget it, his Mr. Gu seems a bit scary to take the initiative, and this baby seems to have no luck, not to mention that Gu Caocao is still asleep on the bed today.
Oh shit!The man I choose can be favored even on his knees!If he wants to buy a car, just accompany him!
"Husband, I think I still love money more than your abs. Please take me to buy a small car, the most expensive, the most luxurious, and the most eye-catching!" Pei Xian decided, instead of facing a car at night. A bitter-faced lobster might as well become a ruthless Huaguo currency shredder!
"Huh???" Gu Han was dumbfounded, and slightly opened the bathrobe, "No, you really don't want to read it? Why don't you take a look and decide? I'm going all out, why are you like this??"
Pei Xian ruthlessly got out of bed, put away the auto show invitation letter, opened the door of the room, "Good night, husband!"
Gu Han is dumbfounded!how so?You ran away from home with my lower body two days ago, and lived and flew with my abs?
"Husband, do you love me? Let's go buy a car together." Pei Xian stood by the door smiling and blowing a kiss.
Gu Han hugged his numb body and his cool heart, as if he was betrayed by the whole world.
No, you don't love me anymore, you must not love me anymore!Crying, crying, crying...
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