The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han underestimated this doll job with an hourly salary of only 60 yuan.

Pikachu led him to the dressing room, helped him put on a heavy doll costume, and put on a headgear the size of a pot.

Gu Han immediately turned into a stiff dinosaur egg. He didn't know how to walk on the ground with only [-] centimeters long legs.

No, this can no longer be called walking, this should be called fucking sliding!

Pikachu led him to slide to the open space next to the bathroom, but there were too many people on weekends.

Then teach him how to earn tips, such as raising his feet, akimbo, twirling, waving, beeing, etc. Finally, he told him that there will be a doll parade in the mall after one o'clock, and he must not forget to participate, otherwise the money will be deducted.

In less than 10 minutes of pre-job training, Gu Han started business at the entrance of the mall, wearing a yellow-skinned clothing that discharges big rats.

Lu Yilan heard that Gu Xiaohua came to the East Plaza for the first time, and even though it was at the main entrance of Ao Fei, she still kindly picked him up at the subway exit.

He waited at the subway entrance early and kept calling to guide Gu Xiaohua's route, for fear of losing the little friend who had never traveled far.

When Pei Xian waved to him on the stairs with his mobile phone, Lu Yilan froze and almost dropped the phone.

What kind of fairy is this, coming down to the world to play, and several little girls around are excitedly holding up their mobile phones and frantically taking pictures.

Pei Xian was wearing a cream-colored short windbreaker-style down jacket, trimmed with a fluffy and soft fox fur hood, a milk-tea-colored fine cashmere scarf wrapped in the down jacket, lined with a small white palm, the corners of the mouth were slightly turned up, and one side of the tip was showing when smiling. Pointy little canine teeth.

Lu Yilan was lost in Gu Xiaohua's shining and prosperous beauty, she was more beautiful and cute than any idol star she had seen on TV, she fell into her heart like a bunch of fluffy little creatures.

He repeatedly looked for photographers ambushing around, and even suspected that he had fallen into the trap of a reality show.

"Insider?" Pei Xian waved the phone in front of his eyes, and Bambi's phone pendant wobbled and wobbled.

Lu Yilan is younger than he imagined, but his demeanor is really old-fashioned. He wears black-framed glasses, and he looks standard but not weak, and he can really match the speeches in his post.

"Well, it's me, my name is Lu Yilan." Lu Yilan came back to his senses, his palms were sweating in the winter, and he was too embarrassed to shake hands for fear that the little fairy would dislike him.

Pei Xian let out a breath of white air, and stretched out his right hand generously, "Hello, my name is Pei Xian."

Lu Yilan carefully shook the little fairy's hand, "Let's go into the mall quickly, the square is crowded and cold."

The two walked towards the main entrance of the Offi Center not far away.

Since Pei Xian had never been here before, Lu Yilan introduced it to him as he walked, "We enter through the main entrance, there is an exhibition of fairy tale world, which is quite interesting."

Gu Han squatted on the side of the flower table in the center of the main entrance of the shopping mall, neither handing out leaflets nor interacting with the children, just staring at the gate. Parents and visitors said that they had never seen such a lazy Pikachu!

Pei Xian told him to make an appointment with the little fans at the main entrance of the mall, because the doll clothing system does not allow mobile phones, and he doesn't know what time it is now, whether it is time for the two of them to date.

Waving his stubby hands, Gu Han rushed away the two poor children, and suddenly saw Pei Xian and a tall and thin young man walking into the mall.

He pouted his butt to cheer up his big tail that was always drooping, and rushed over with devilish steps.

Lu Yilan turned on the indoor positioning service of the Aofei Center on his mobile phone, wanting to see which floor of the Fairy Tale Kingdom Exhibition has less traffic.

Pei Xian has only been to sea view and stargazing, both of which are super-first-class high-end shopping malls, and they still go for s service, and have never seen so many people. Where can I find less people to see an exhibition?

Curious, he leaned his head over to check the location with Lu Yilan, and the two got a little close and talked and laughed.

Gu Han could see it clearly through Pikachu's observation net, and a huge "fuck" word surged in his heart, rolling bigger and bigger like a snowball.

He dragged his huge and bulky body with full horsepower, and the tail that slapped the ground from time to time because it slid too fast, rushed straight past like a yellow shell.

Pei Xian was concentrating on listening to Lu Yilan's analysis which floor he should go to first, when suddenly a flash of yellow flashed in front of his eyes, and Lu Yilan beside him disappeared with a bang?

He looked up and saw a huge Pikachu in front of him, tilting his head with his huge belly and giving him a "yeah"!

Lu Yilan was knocked two meters away, almost fell, his black-rimmed glasses were crooked, and walked back inexplicably, while the doll Pikachu firmly occupied his position, guarding the little fairy, refusing to give an inch.

He held his glasses and thought for a while, then took out his wallet and took out ten yuan from it, stuffing it into the small blue bag on Pikachu's body, "Thank you for the performance."

Then he turned to the other side and pulled Pei Xian away, "Some dolls in this shopping mall will touch porcelain and ask for tips. If you don't give them money, they will stay away. Try to stay away from them."

Gu Han was so angry that he jumped high on the spot, but jumped up because he was too sinking.

He, the dignified head of Gu's Group, worth tens of billions of diamonds, the fifth king, with a dignified and elegant appearance, countless boys and girls crying and calling him husband, yet he was sent away for ten yuan?

Gu Han wanted to take out the money and throw it in his face, but Pikachu's short hands were useless, and he couldn't open the small cloth bag no matter what.

He looked at the two people who were walking farther and farther away, directly pulled away the small blue cloth bag, picked it up and fell to the ground, slid up angrily, jumped back and forth only a few centimeters from the ground, and slapped the big yellow lightning-shaped tail ground.

Sexy Pikachu is cranky online!Such a difficult performance is not seen every day.

A group of people suddenly gathered around Gu Han, clapping their hands and applauding, and some children took the change from their mother and stuffed it into his air vent.

Why does it become like this...

Boss Gu was silent, holding on to his big furry head, he slipped out of the crowd in desperation.

He saw that Pei Xian and Lu Yilan had boarded the escalator leading directly to the third floor, slid over in a hurry, squeezed through the crowd and jumped onto the escalator like a bully.

Pei Xian turned her head and saw that Pikachu who touched porcelain was not far from them, leaning leisurely against the side of the escalator, and saw him blowing a kiss with his backhand, how shameless!

"Lu Yilan, Pikachu is behind." He reminded softly.

Lu Yilan also turned around when he heard the sound. At this time, Pikachu, who was loved by everyone, pressed one hand on the other and forcibly gave him a middle finger.

Let me go...why is the Pikachu in this mall so wretched? !

Lu Yilan's face was slightly green, "Don't worry about him, if you come to harass again later, you can complain to the service desk."

Gu Han felt that it was not good to keep following him like this, so when he reached the third floor, he looked around and found a big ass Ibrahimovic who was a performer.

This Ibrahimovic has a big fluffy chest and a big fluffy tail, which makes his center of gravity very unstable. When squatting on the ground to play with children, one hand must be used as support.

Gu Han stroked his chin and saw a bunch of balloons in his hand!

There are many dolls scattered in the mall, exactly the same Pikachu, and the same Eevee. The main difference is their props, such as carrying small blue cloth bags, holding balloons and so on.

Grab Big-Ass Eevee's balloon and he'll be able to dress up as another Pikachu!

Gu Han, who has mastered the essence of sliding, rushed over like a devil.

In broad daylight, the harmless Pikachu snatched the balloon from Ibrahimovic, kicked the poor Ibrahimovic to the ground, slipped into the crowd and escaped quickly.

Ibrahimovic also has a big butt and a big tail. He fell down like a stupid spinning top and couldn't get up no matter how hard he struggled.

The staff who played Ibrahimovic cursed through the air vent: "Which Pikachu kicked me? I beat you rascally mouse into a mouse cake!!"

Gu Han followed them all the way, and was very satisfied to see that they were just visiting the fairy tale world together.

Occasionally, some stalking children came over, Gu Han gave them Ibrahimovic's balloons and told them to get out and play with eggs.

In this way, he secretly followed them all the way, distributed balloons all the way, and followed them to the Red Panda Happy Shabu Paradise on the fifth floor.

At this time, Ibrahimovic, who was beaten on the third floor, gathered three identical accomplices, looking for Pikachu who robbed the balloon all over the building.

Finally, on the platform on the third floor, they saw the bully Pikachu who was handing out balloons to the children at the escalator on the fifth floor.

Ibrahimovic jumped furiously, and he could only wag his tail wildly, "My balloon is 12 yuan each! He just gave it away!"

Gu Han, who didn't know anything about it, walked slowly into the little panda's Happy Shabu Paradise with small steps.

Shabu Paradise is decorated like a wild animal park. It is semi-self-service. There are many children. On weekends, dolls from the mall are often invited to perform, so there is no staff to invite Pikachu out.

Holding the only pink love balloon, Gu Han looked around in the crowded restaurant, and from time to time dealt with the brat who would take off his pants when he came up.

Finally found Pei Xian and Lu Yilan in a small semi-open room decorated with vines.

Pei Xian had never eaten this kind of self-service hot pot, so Lu Yilan had no choice but to sit by his side with the menu and order for him.

He was very surprised, Pei Xian couldn't tell it was a famous brand, but the texture was unusual at first glance, his gestures were gentle and polite, and his family education was also very good.

At the age of 19, it is the time when I love to play with my classmates and enjoy my youth. Why does it seem that I don’t eat fireworks?

"Pei Xian, are you in college or high school?" Lu Yilan asked tentatively.

Pei Xian's attention was all on eating, and he answered without any concealment, "No, I haven't gone to college, and I haven't even finished high school."

Lu Yilan was shocked, and almost dropped the iad menu.

how could it be possible!Whether Xiao Xianzi discusses investment or news information with him, although he is mischievous, he can also see that he is very knowledgeable and has a very personal analysis characteristic.

"You don't think I have low education, do you?" Pei Xian deliberately tested him.

Lu Yilan waved his hands hastily, "No, no, how come, your vision is much wider than other 19-year-olds."

"Hey, I think so too." Pei Xian was happy.

Lu Yilan's life is ordinary and ordinary, he has never seen such a creature that accepts everything that others praise, and he can only smirk when he gets stuck.

Gu Han was carrying a little short hand on his back, and a pink love balloon was floating above his head. Seeing the two of them looking at the same iad, they looked at each other with smiles on their faces, and there was another "fucking bomb" in their hearts, which soon exploded. A mushroom cloud.

He quietly walked behind the two of them, and suddenly rushed out to pull up Pei Xian's left and right sides, tied the balloon to his ring finger, and then dragged the person to sit on the opposite seat.

Lu Yilan is going to collapse, what is this lingering Pikachu going to do?

Pei Xian looked at the pink balloon string on her ring finger tied into an ugly bow, and felt hot for no reason, this Pikachu is so coquettish!Good for him!

Gu Han picked up his left hand, carried it back to show Lu Yilan, the sage is invincible hexagonal nut, hum!mine!

Did Lu Yilan really not notice that Pei Xian was wearing an engagement ring?But he doesn't care, it's Pei Xian's private life, he now feels that this bully Pikachu is telling him: The balloon is on, pay for it!

So he took out his wallet again, took out a [-] and pushed it in front of Pikachu, "If you do this again, I will complain to the mall about you!"

Whoops!Rich and awesome, isn't it?

Gu Han began to touch the wallet with one hand all over his body... It was broken, and the wallet, mobile phone, and coat were all locked in the dressing room!

hehe!No money, no money, I can cure you little brat!

He held Pei Xian's hand and did not let go, looked at the money on the table, shook his waist with difficulty to move his head, expressing that it was not enough.

Pei Xian looked at this weird Pikachu, and felt that holding hands was very familiar.

He closed his eyes, and in his mind he and Pikachu were sleeping on the bed, taking a bath with Pikachu, and Pikachu...

Why is there a weird sense of cuteness?

Lu Yilan didn't want to be too embarrassing in front of the little fairy, so he took out fifty and handed it over, "That's enough, let go!"

Pikachu grabbed the money and stuffed it into the air vent, continued to shake his head, this time he sat down next to Pei Xian, hugged his whole arm in his arms, and then made a grimace at Lu Yilan with lowered eyelids.

Pei Xian giggled, Pikachu's way of extorting money is so cute!

It's strange that this Pikachu doesn't have the fake performance of other dolls at first glance, and the extortion of money seems to be not for money, but for the feeling of pissing people off.

Lu Yilan is a person with a good temper who has been worn out by life and work. At this moment, he is so angry with a doll that he is at a loss.

He simply took out 200 yuan and left it on the table, begging helplessly, "Master Pikachu, please don't make trouble? We are not a couple, we are netizens, and it is the first time we meet."

Gu Han was quite satisfied with the answer, put away the money on the table, tilted his head and gave Pei Xian a "meh", and was going to find a place to watch.

Boy, it's cheap for you, you only pay more than 200 yuan for eating with our family Xianxian!snort!

As soon as he raised his butt, he saw three Ibrahimovic rushing in from outside. They saw the balloon flying above Pei Xian's head, and the yellow-skinned discharge rat beside Pei Xian who could only kick people.

Gu Han took a look, what the hell!You pokemon also fight in groups?

He got up and wanted to slip away, but there was only one path blocked by three Eevee.

Lie down and hide under the table?Just kidding, he can't even see his toes when he looks down, his butt is as high as a two-story building, how can he hide?

So he squatted on the ground with a "baji" at the three Ibrahimovic who had already come in front of him, holding the 200 yuan he had just blackmailed in his hand.

Pei Xian was stunned.

Let me go... You Pokemon are also gangsters?

Lu Yilan was once bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of well ropes, so he picked up the phone and called the service desk, "Hello, service desk? You have a Pikachu and three Eevee here who are engaging in gang fraud."

Suddenly the lights in the center of the restaurant came on, and the radio broadcast: "Kids, please come up and dance with the Pokemon!"

In the open space in the center of the restaurant, Kodak Duck and Charmander have been prepared.

The staff took a look, Huh?Why do you gather a bunch of dolls here and don't go dancing?Come on!

So they came over and dragged the three Ibrahimovic together with Gu Han, and threw them on the dance floor.

The bear kids rushed forward, and Pikachu and the three Eevee were pulled by their tails, held hands, hugged their legs, and pushed them to one side.

The three Ibrahimovic had obviously been trained, and quickly dragged Xiaobu around in circles, so that it would not be easy for the children to catch their tails and knock them down.

Gu Han is a fledgling when playing with this thing, he was chased around by the children in a few moments, and soon turned dizzy and fell down with his butt pouted, powerless to parry.

Seeing Pikachu being lifted from the dance floor by the staff and walking outside, Pei Xian suddenly felt distressed for no reason.

He ran out with a balloon tied to his finger, and heard the store manager scolding, "Where did you get Pikachu? Why can't you dance? Report your part-time job number and deduct money!"

Pei Xian stood in front of Pikachu, who was holding his head, and angrily took out his wallet, "I'll pay the fine, don't deduct him. Although he can't dance well, he is very good at making people happy."

When the store manager saw that it was a customer, he just waved his hand and let it go.

Pei Xian turned around and patted his big head, feeling that the behavior of this Pikachu was very familiar?

He was wearing a black turtleneck sweater with thick needles. The sleeves of the clothes were a bit long, only revealing his fair and slender fingertips. The clever hair on the top of his head was always tied with one or two hairs. bead lip.

Pikachu covered his cheeks and shook shyly, suddenly akimbo, heart-to-heart, circling, making random gestures.

Pei Xian was shocked by his strange and ugly movements, and finally knew why he always followed Lu Yilan. Probably only a Buddhist bachelor like Lu Yilan would be forced to pay for this set of eye-catching moves.

He took out all the cash in his wallet, probably a few thousand dollars, and prepared to give it to poor Pikachu.

This money is the money that Gu Han specially gave him in the morning because he was afraid that this kind of place would not be able to swipe his card.

Unexpectedly, Pikachu backed away covering the air vent, shaking his two short hands shyly for a while, pointing to his cheek and blowing a kiss.

"Do you think I'm good-looking?" Pei Xian was amused by him and asked with a smile.

Pikachu shook his whole body vigorously and nodded.

Pei Xian generously held his big head and kissed him, "To tell you the truth, I also think I'm pretty."

Gu Han: "..."

Never thought that you are so shameless?Not even a single doll was spared!

Immediately afterwards, Pei Xian held his slightly hot face and whispered: "The inside is a human who is impressed by my talent, and the outside is an elf who is impressed by my beauty. Taken together, I am such a shining and perfect person! Hehe laugh!"

After speaking, he jumped back to the restaurant with great joy.

Looking at his back, Gu Han's hairs stood on end, what a fucking narcissist this is! ! !

Not long after Pei Xian and Lu Yilan returned to the first floor after dinner, Pei Xian invited him to drink milk tea.

The little girl in the milk tea shop saw that he was handsome and sweet, and told him while handing the milk tea that there would be a parade of dolls, and the seats behind the milk tea shop had a great view, so no one could occupy a seat and wait.

Pei Xian thanked her, and pulled Lu Yilan to sit side by side on the bench behind, chatting while waiting for the parade.

Sure enough, after a while, the coquettish Pikachu came again!

Lu Yilan was already a Buddha, and actually raised the milk tea and asked him, "Do you want to drink? If you want to drink, I will buy it for you."

Gu Han: Whoops, the kid is doing well!Then I'm welcome!

Pikachu nodded vigorously, twisting his butt.

Lu Yilan: "..."

He really bought a cup of milk tea for Pikachu, and when he came back, he saw the other party flaunting the operation of the sky.

A Pikachu grabbed Little Fairy's hand, slapped it flat again, and showed him seriously!hand!Mutually!

Lu Yilan really wanted to eat the milk tea cup on the spot!terrible!Pikachu can read palms!Are you a fucking egg hatched by Baiyun Temple? !

His calmness, self-restraint, and rationality that he had been proud of for many years, together with his three outlooks, were all shattered, and he fell to the ground with a crash.

He shouldn't have brought the little fairy here, this inexplicable world full of weird dolls!

Gu Han took the milk tea shamelessly, lifted the ventilation hood, inserted the straw in, and drank the milk tea sweetly and happily with Pei Xian face to face.

Leaving Lu Yilan on the opposite side holding a milk tea and watching the little fairy dating a Pikachu, at a loss.

Lu Yilan: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? ? ?

Pei Xian was very close to Pikachu, except for the faint smell of milk tea, he shrunk the tip of his nose, and suddenly smelled the familiar light fragrance of pine wood.

His eyes narrowed for a moment, the tips of his small ears moved, and moved a little closer...

Suddenly cheerful music sounded on the radio, and the parade of dolls is about to begin!

The patrol staff counted the dolls and found that one Pikachu was missing.

Looking for it again, I found this yellow-skinned electric discharge mouse, sitting not far from the starting point to show palm readers.

The staff yelled: "Pikachu! Hurry up when you get to work, I'm waiting for you!"

Gu Han had long forgotten about the 01:30 doll parade, but at least he knew that he was a Pikachu.

I thought: Shout fart!Didn't you see your grandpa Pi reading palms?Rubbish!

Finally, two staff members in blue uniforms came running and forcibly dragged the unprofessional Pikachu away.

Pikachu landed on his heels, leaned back, and waved his two short hands, blowing kisses back and forth to Pei Xian.

Pei Xian smelled that it still lingered in the surrounding air, the very faint smell of pine branches, really like Gu Han's frigid perfume, Pei Xian touched his chin suspiciously.

At this time, under the command of the light sticks and the whistle, a row of more than 20 chubby dolls, uniform, stretched out their left hand and right foot, stretched out their right foot, and twisted in circles.

There was only one Pikachu, who turned all the way, turned around slowly, dragged the devil's pace, and danced like a stranger. Finally, he was forcibly dragged out of the team by the unbearable staff.

Pei Xian already has a general understanding of Lu Yilan's basic situation, and gave him a score of 75. He has a good personality and can be used but needs to be tempered.

Although being messed up by a Pikachu all the way, Lu Yilan was very happy to meet Pei Xian. They agreed to wait for the "Camel Washer" to win the championship, and then come out to celebrate together.

Pei Xian told him that his family members were coming to pick him up, and the two broke up at the main entrance, and Gu Han's car arrived after a while.

Gu Han was a little embarrassed, his forehead was covered with sweat, and his usually meticulous shirt was also a little wrinkled.

Pei Xian got into the car and fastened his seat belt, and he smelled the cool scent of pine branches on his body, and then laughed.

"How are you doing today?" Gu Han pretended to be calm and asked.

Pei Xian stared at him with bright eyes, "Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika, Pika!"

Gu Han's face was flushed from the suffocation, and his breath was at least 39 degrees hot. He didn't dare to turn his head to look at him at all, and drove in silence.

"Pika chirp, pickup chirp, pickup pica pica chirp~" Pei Xian went on and on, "Pika pickup!"

Gu Han stopped in front of the red light, with his forehead on the steering wheel, he had to admit it, closed his eyes and whispered: "Pickup, pickup~!"