The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

The Daslo Hotel, three kilometers away from the ski resort, is the only five-star hotel here. It is rebuilt from an old castle on a cliff, facing the snow-capped mountains and backed by the abyss.

There is a double-layer glass wall on one side of the cliff, and a glass corridor inlaid in the middle. You can go straight down the cliff to experience the abyss. It is the world-famous Devil's Road.

The engagement ceremony was held here, the two families had a wonderful meeting, the broken pot and the rotten lid, so well matched!

Since the castle was originally small, Daslow was a hotel with limited reception capacity, so the Wu Guo family almost booked the entire hotel.

Gu Han and Pei Xian stood in front of the glass wall of the hall on the third floor, looking down at the "Devil's Road".

"I know why these two came here to get engaged. After they get engaged, they can walk down this road and return to their real hometown!" Gu Han said with a relaxed expression and a smile on his face, gnashing his teeth.

Pei Xian raised his hand to comfort and caress his vest, Mr. Gu is really a grudge.

Wu Qianyi's father, Wu Peng, came over and invited them to the VIP lounge for tea.

The old man in his 60s looks hale and hearty, with gray hair tied in a small tug at the back of his head, a formal suit with a silver-gray satin vest, and no tie or bow tie, but a gentleman's scarf.

After taking his seat, he first said to Pei Xian: "I heard from my Qianyi baby that you like to drink milk tea. There is a kind of milk tea in this place that is very famous. I asked them to prepare it for you to try."

"Thank you, Uncle Wu." Pei Xian took a small sterling silver cup as big as a fist curiously, and took a gulp.

Wu Peng nodded with a smile, "I heard from them that it is made with wild red deer milk, local wild black tea, garlic juice and various spices, and it has the function of warding off cold and strengthening the body."

After hearing the mouthful of milk tea in his mouth, Pei Xian either spit it up or swallowed it, turned his head with puffed cheeks, and begged Gu Han for help.

Gu Han was silent, and quietly pushed the hazelnut coffee in front of him.

"You guys are destined to come across this kind of place where wolves don't shit and birds don't lay eggs." Wu Peng sighed, "We can't help it, Qianyi is a sensitive celebrity, so I want to find it quietly. I got engaged in this place, and I will let everyone know when I get married next year."

Gu Han is a standard hard-spoken and soft-hearted person, but he is still a little worried about Fa Xiao's personal safety, "Uncle Wu, marriage is a major event in life, and it mainly depends on Miss Wu's wishes."

To put it bluntly, he and Wu Peng are of the same generation, but they still politely call him Uncle Wu.

"I know my daughter. She must like Guo Fei." Wu Peng laughed heartily. Which boy did you touch?"

He took a sip of coffee and continued, "Look, you and Qianyi have known each other since childhood, but she never gives you a look, but whenever she sees Guo Fei, she immediately rushes towards her! My wife and I are both Those who have come here understand too well!"

Gu Han raised his forehead and looked at Pei Xian, his eyes were filled with: Why do I think what he said makes sense?

There was a line of small words in Pei Xian's eyes, which slowly enlarged: Mr. Gu, why do I feel that he is scolding you?

The two were completely confused by Wu's father, so they had no choice but to find Guo Fei and Wu Qianyi to play with, and ran for their lives in desperation.

"What's the taste of that thing?" Gu Han asked Pei Xian while walking, adding milk tea experience.

Pei Xian smacked his lips and frowned, "Red deer pee smells...fortunately, it's just a bit fishy."

"What? Pee pee... the smell of urine?" Gu Han had disgust written all over his face.

Pei Xian felt a little nauseous after thinking about it, and covered his mouth with his hands and said angrily: "It's the smell on it that we fed the red deer yesterday, let's ask about suicide!!"

"Oh..." Gu Han rubbed the soft hair on his head comfortingly.

The two of them walked to the back only to realize that this is not an engagement scene, they are clearly going to drag Guo Fei and Wu Qianyi out and shoot them!

Five big and three thick foreign bodyguards, the third floor of Sandaomen Station, the emergency exit and the bathroom are guarded.

What I know is that the two families are engaged, but those who don't know think that North and South Korea are here to negotiate!

When Pei Xian entered, Wu Qianyi was wearing a one-piece Bugs Bunny pajamas, with the bunny ears on the hat standing up and drooping, looking very listless.

She herself is also unkempt, wearing huge black-rimmed glasses to hide her ugliness, and eating a large bag of garbage puffed food in her hand.

In Pei Xian's impression, Wu Qianyi is the kind of girl who needs to put foundation on her feet, blush on her knees, and her whole body is carefully repaired by hand. She rarely sees such a self-defeating side.

"Miss Wu." He closed the door and called.

Seeing Pei Xian, Wu Qianyi flicked his mouth and dropped the french fries, and stepped forward to grab the hand of his relatives, "Little beauty, you are finally here, they want me to be engaged to that mentally handicapped Guo Fei."

"Miss Wu, Guo Fei's IQ is actually not bad." Both of them were friends, and Pei Xian was suddenly embarrassed.

Wu Qianyi wiped the residue from the corner of her mouth, "Little beauty, you...can you do me a favor?"

"..." Pei Xian shook his head instinctively.

Judging by the situation, Wu Qianyi has no intention of getting engaged at all, all the dresses are thrown on the floor without changing, there is a high probability that she will run away!

Wu Qianyi is also a very smart person, she can see through Pei Xian's guess at a glance that she wants to escape.

In this engagement ceremony, Wu Qianyi was surrounded by family members who swore to marry her off together. The only ones who could get involved were the alpaca couple who fell from the sky yesterday. She could only ask Pei Xian for help.

"Little beauty, God has the virtue of being good at life!" Wu Qianyi's acting skills were beyond the mark, and she burst into tears, "If you help me this time, you have accumulated a hundred thousand merits, and I will surely bless your family to transform into a human form as soon as possible."

"Miss Wu, don't cry, I, I can't understand what you are saying?" Pei Xian felt that the main board in his head had left home.

Wu Qianyi continued to work hard, "Xianxian, look at the revolutionary friendship we fought against Xiao Yuhang together, please help me!"

Pei Xian is a little soft-hearted, mainly because of Xiao Yuhang's matter, he really owes Wu Qianyi a lot of favor.Besides, what era is this, and there are still families who arrange to force Liang into marriage?

"Then what do you want to do? I see three floors outside, three floors outside, can you escape?" He asked tentatively.

Wu Qianyi burst into laughter instantly, "You don't have to worry about that, as long as someone is here to hold the engagement ceremony for me, I will definitely be able to escape."

"You don't want me to replace you, do you? I'm a man!" Pei Xian felt that this method was a bit silly.

Wu Qianyi took off her pajamas hat, rolled up her hair in twos and outs, and brought Pei Xian to the dressing table, "Have you heard of the three major magic arts in Asia? Bangguo's plastic surgery, Benzi's make-up technique, and Huaguo's magic technique! My home is here The only staff member who let me stay this time is the makeup artist I hired from Japan!"

"Turn me into you? That's called the oriental fantasy disguise!" Pei Xian stared at the mirror. Apart from the standard small faces, the two of them had no similar faces.

Wu Qianyi embraced his shoulder boldly, and patted him hard, "I promise, if you pretend to be me and put on a dress, your Boss Gu will be fascinated and blood will flow from your orifices!"

"..." Pei Xian was speechless.

woman!You managed to pique my interest!

Wu Qianyi grabbed the pink haute couture dress on the carpet, ran to the door and said to the service staff outside, "This dress doesn't look good, let me change to the previous wedding dress."

From the point of view of Wu and Guo's families, an engagement is a marriage, mainly because Wu Qianyi's celebrity status is very troublesome to disclose. In fact, it is a small wedding held in front of relatives in advance, so the engagement dress comes with a wedding dress.

Wu Qianyi only let in two makeup artists, and quickly stuffed Pei Xian and e's high-end wedding dress into the dressing room.

The combined age of Pei Xian's two lifetimes is almost fifty, let alone wearing a wedding dress, he has never even touched a wedding dress!

He was alone in it for half an hour, and finally climbed out with the help of the wall.

Wu Qianyi's two make-up artists are simply devils. They mixed newspaper balls and elastic soft glue together, and quickly made a pair of fake breasts according to Wu Qianyi's size.

Pei Xian placed both hands on his chest, one at a time, doubting life blankly.

Soon the makeup artist began to make up his face. Pei Xian felt that he applied the foundation four or five times, and then various contouring and highlighting... After more than an hour, he carefully applied the bright red lipstick and sprayed it on. After finishing the makeup setting spray, the Yi Rongshi finally stopped.

Leave behind the dazzling, beautiful and amazing Pei Xian!

But makeup is definitely not a disguise. Pei Xian does not have Wu Qianyi's flamboyant flamboyance. After he puts on makeup, it covers up the depth of the male's contours, making it softer, clearer, and more charming.

But it doesn't matter, Wu Qianyi brought the veil, and the makeup artist also helped to make a veil cover, so that it was covered on the head, and the face was indistinguishable under the light veil, like a dream, it was difficult to distinguish.

Wu Qianyi raised his veil, pressed him in front of the vanity mirror, and raised Pei Xian's chin like an old hooligan, "I'll go! Did Gu Han save the universe in his previous life? How did he trick you?"

Pei Xian was also stunned, slapped her dirty paws away, and carefully touched her little face, "Wow... Whose little fairy is this? I'm about to fall in love with myself!!"

Wu Qianyi: Why does he look like he is enjoying it...

The e family's high-end wedding dress has a relatively conservative small open collar in the front, even the exposed skin is covered by tulle, and the lace back is open to the waist.

The upper body is embroidered with diamonds and has lace palace sleeves, while the lower body has a white skirt without any decorations, like lily petals hanging down layer by layer, elegant and full.

There is a huge light bow on the bare waist, dragging a three-meter-long tail veil, which converges with the veil hanging from the top of the head to form a pure white stream.

But in this way, without the help of other people to lift the yarn, Pei Xian is completely a specimen, unable to move an inch.

At this time, Wu Qianyi also packed her clothes properly, including a windproof jacket-style down jacket, leather pants and boots, full-face goggles, and a four-finger-wide safety belt tied around her waist.

Then she opened the floor-to-ceiling glass double-layer ventilation windows, and outside the window, two fully armed Spider-Man on the left and one on the right, handed in a slide rope for explanation.

Wu Qianyi pulled her over and stuck her tightly around her waist. With her arms propped up, she rolled out of the window sill, and the spider man pinched her left and right to protect her.

She leaned out of the window and gave a thumbs up to Pei Xian, who was completely stunned in the room, and then dropped a kiss, swishing down to the emergency exit on the bottom cliff, following the "Devil's Road".

The group threw away their equipment and swaggered out of the hotel!

Pei Xian was lying on the window, the cold wind from the cliff blowing his veil, like a beautiful princess waiting for the prince to rescue.

It could take ten seconds before the main board who ran away from home returned the same way. He looked at the abyss and said two words quietly: "Damn it!"

On the other hand, Gu Han and Guo Fei are too normal.

Gu Han enlightened him, "Fei Zi, what do you think? If you don't marry Wu Qianyi, what if she gets involved with some male star and gets slapped with acid all over her face by a female fan, what should she do? Take ten thousand steps back." , she found other sons and sisters to marry, but in the end, she broke three of his ribs, what should I do if I get into trouble?"

"What you said makes sense." Guo Fei scratched his head in a neat three-piece suit, "Not only do I have no fans, I don't even have an ex-girlfriend, and no one would throw sulfuric acid on her. And... don't tell me, I was She hits big, really, no one is better than me!"

Fuck, what the hell is that proud look on your face?Damn you!

Gu Han rolled his eyes at him, "Then you are entangled in a glass ball? Marrying her back is considered, um...feeding a tiger with your body is a great merit. After death, everyone will thank you and send you incense."

"Why do I think you're cursing me?" Guo Fei pushed him and straightened his shirt, "Don't try to persuade me, I can't run away, look outside, the bodyguard my mother and his father found, a You can beat me four and a half times! If I don’t get engaged to this woman today, I will only have to jump off a cliff!”

Gu Han patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, from the first time you find someone to single out, this is your life! Also, I want to remind you that in the future you will be a person with seven brothers-in-law. Be careful, be careful, be careful."

Guo Fei: "..."

The bodyguard came in to inform that Wu Qianyi was ready, and the time was about the same. The banquet was about to start, Guo Fei, please get ready.

Pei Xian obediently sat on the chair, like a princess about to get married, quietly waiting for the final moment of exposure.

Fortunately, two well-informed makeup artists have been with him, which is a bit of comfort.

The makeup artist finally finished his makeup and covered him with an elegant gauze.

The door rang twice before being opened by the bodyguard. Wu Qianyi's seven older brothers, handsome and extraordinary in suits and leather shoes, lined up at the door, their eyes were both silent and distressed.

The make-up artist helped him lift the tail veil, Pei Xian's hands wrapped in white light satin gloves were held up by his brothers, one by one teleported out, and finally waiting for him in the hall was Wu Qianyi's father

Pei Xian was frightened like a little woodpecker, with his head down, and he would only nod when asked.

Wu Qianyi said that she was wearing a wedding dress to pretend to be her, but she didn't explain how to deal with this kind of situation!

Could it be that he just lifted the veil and told them that Wu Qianyi ran away?

Pei Xian thought for a while and followed Wu Peng for a distance. He could see Guo Fei standing at the entrance of the banquet hall, and Gu Han, who couldn't find Pei Xian beside him, was on the phone.

Wu Peng led Pei Xian to walk in front of Guo Fei, and was about to hand his hand over to the prospective son-in-law.

Suddenly, Pei Xian slapped Guo Fei's hand away, lifted the hem of the heavy skirt and ran towards Gu Han.

The incident happened suddenly, and the makeup artist behind who was lifting the yarn didn't react. Pei Xian dragged a sea of ​​yarn that was more than three meters long and several layers thick.

Everyone stood there in shock, watching the bride-to-be crawling towards Gu Han like a large stranded white jellyfish.

Gu Han originally turned his back to call Pei Xian, but no one answered for a long time. When he turned around, he saw Wu Qianyi wearing a huge and complicated wedding dress, crawling over like a zombie, and raised his hand with pale gloves, grabbing the hem of his suit.

"Crack" the phone fell to the ground, Gu Han's face turned livid.

What is this woman going to do if she doesn't get engaged properly? !

Guo Fei!You fucking waited to eat shit!Why don't you drag your wife away?

"Gu, Mr. Gu... help me!" Pei Xian lowered his head and bit his lip, begging for help in a low voice.

Confused and shocked, Gu Han didn't hear the voice clearly, and hurriedly waved his hands, "Miss Wu, I beg you, we have no grudges in the future, and we have no grudges in the near future. On your best days, I solemnly request that you treat me like a fart." drop it!"

Then he pulled the hem of his suit out of Pei Xian's hand, "Guo Fei! Are you stupid! Come here and help me!"

"What's going on? Baby Qianyi, what's wrong with you?" Wu Peng walked forward quickly, followed by his seven sons.

Pei Xian looked back and saw the mighty Wu family male gang, she was frightened to death, stood up and tripped over the skirt and veil all over her body, so she had to crawl on the carpet like a string to catch Gu Han.

The scene was extremely weird, Gu Han was almost scared to pee!

I shouldn't have taken baby quail here on vacation!

His mother should stay at home, weld the doors and windows shut, put [-] dogs outside, and never let those surnamed Wu and Guo come near the house for the rest of their lives!Hold!

"Mr. Gu! Help me! Help!" Pei Xian wanted to lift up her veil, but her whole body was pressed under the skirt and turned into a strong mosquito net.

Gu Han was stunned, and Guo Fei next to him also heard something was wrong, the two looked at each other, and hurriedly helped him up.

Pei Xian pulled off the veil, and the rolled-up wig fell down like flowing water. His palm-sized face was painted with delicate and natural makeup, hidden in a long jet-black curly hair, with an anxious and helpless expression.

Guo Fei was dumbfounded, "No, who are you, beauty? Where's Wu Qianyi?"

Gu Han was only stunned for two seconds, then wrapped his arms around Pei Xian's waist, pulled him into his arms, and squeezed out a few words between his teeth, "Wu Qianyi ran away!"

Wu Peng and his seven sons are going crazy!

What's the situation?Gu Han is holding my daughter, and my son-in-law is standing beside me like a fool?

It was the eldest brother of the Wu family who responded quickly, "Dad, don't worry, we support whoever Baby Qianyi wants to get engaged to."

"No, no, I misunderstood, this is really my wife!" Gu Han stretched his arms around Pei Xian's back, and suddenly found that the tentacles were smooth.

naked?Fuck!Wu Qianyi, I will kill you!I have never seen the beautiful back of my little quail!

The second brother of the Wu family reacted faster, "Mr. Gu, I think you, Guo Fei, and our Qianyi should sit down and talk about what happened today?"

Gu Han, who could see the cause and effect immediately, calmed down.

He unhurriedly took off his suit and put it on the blinding naked back of the "married princess".

Then he forced Pei Xian's shoulders and twisted him in front of everyone, "Look clearly, she is so beautiful, of course she is my own wife!"

Everyone was in an uproar, the little beauty in front of her looked a little familiar, she was beautiful and charming, aura and playful, it was not Wu Qianyi's bright and flamboyant at all.

"Then, what about our Qianyi family?" Wu Peng was anxious.

Pei Xian, a dork in women's clothing who didn't dare to breathe, stammered, "Run, run, run away."

"I can run away? Did I give birth to a loach?" Although Wu Peng was angry, he seemed more accustomed to it.

The seven sons of the Wu family said in unison, "Dad, don't be angry, baby Qianyi must have his own ideas."

Wu Peng: "..."

At this moment, Guo Fei, who should have been the most embarrassing person in the audience, felt relieved.

So fucking awesome!Wu Qianyi is indeed the woman who beat me up for more than ten years!Awesome and extraordinary!

Not knowing what was going on outside, Guo Fei's mother came out of the banquet hall and looked at the situation at the door with a puzzled expression.

Seeing Guo Fei was overjoyed, he ran to her side, "Mom, that's great! Wu Qianyi ran away, there is no need to engage in this marriage!"

Everyone in the audience: "..."

Guo Fei's mother looked embarrassed, smiled awkwardly at Wu Peng, turned around and picked up the expensive small handbag and started chasing and smashing her son all over the field.

Gu Han hugged Pei Xian, who was in a very uncomfortable wedding dress, and walked in front of Wu Peng, "Uncle Wu, I'm sorry, Pei Xian is not sensible, so I caused you trouble. But... I think you can reconsider Miss Wu and Wu Peng." Guo Fei's marriage, this kind of thing still has to happen naturally."

There was no embarrassment in his voice.

Hehe, Lao Tzu and Xiao Quail are on vacation peacefully and peacefully, Hehemeimei, dozens of your family fell from the sky and forced us to come here.

You don't even look at your girls and sons, each with six cents and two with one and two dollars, they can go to heaven and earth, and they don't care about starting a family at all.

Drive people like mad dogs, what age do you still come to the set of parents' order and matchmaker's words?deserve it!

If it weren't for Wu Qianyi making our family Xianxian so beautiful, I would want to curse!

Wu Peng thought about it and felt that what he said made sense.

It is certain that these two children have feelings, but their tempers are still uncertain, and their feelings are not enough to make them give up playing in the world and work together to grow old.

Maybe they are too anxious, and the children should be given some time to let them decide the pace and speed of their lives.

"Hey, when you are old, you will feel that time is pressing and there is no delay in doing anything. Maybe you don't understand your feelings, forget it, let them go, and Guo Fei's mother and I can save our worries." Wu Peng was relieved for a while and then A little lonely.

Gu Han lived a new life and was older than Wu Qianyi and Guo Fei, so he could understand and experience the feeling, and comforted him: "Uncle Wu, they will not be children forever, and one day they will make you happy."

Wu Peng stared at him in silence for a while, "Gu Han, you have really changed a lot. I don't know when my family Qianyi will be like you. It will impress me."

"You seldom praised me since you were a child, why are you so generous today?" Gu Han had a complicated heart, and joked with him with a smile.

Wu Peng looked at Pei Xian, who looked like a little fairy descending from the earth, and then at Gu Han, who was tall and handsome, thought about it and said tentatively: "Gu Han, anyway, there are no outsiders here, everything is ready-made, and I have seen the days too." Not bad, why don't you get engaged to Pei Xian?"

"No, leave!" Gu Han grabbed Pei Xian and ran away.

Pei Xian was wearing a tent that fell down as soon as he pulled it, and spun around in embarrassment.

Gu Han simply bowed and scooped it up, and hugged him and the tent horizontally.

The veil has been taken off, Pei Xian was afraid that he would step on the veil and trip over it, so she reached behind her back and tried to tear off the big bow, picked up the veil and hugged it in her arms.

The Castle Hotel has only four floors. In order to maintain the original appearance, there is no elevator. The gorgeous old spiral staircase leads to the first floor.

Gu Han quickly walked downstairs from the third floor with Pei Xian in his arms. The scene was simply that the prince brought the Sleeping Beauty who had just woken up with a kiss to go home.

Tourists who went through procedures and visits on the first floor shouted excitedly when they saw this scene, whistled one after another, and blessed them in various languages.

Pei Xian's cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, and she hugged the tail gauze and nestled in Gu Han's arms and whispered, "Mr. Gu, rounding up, does this count as our wedding? Can we have a bridal chamber in situ? Hehe!"

"Hmph! What a beautiful idea!" Gu Han gasped, "If it weren't for your good looks, today I would let you wear a wedding dress and fake breasts, and write the Three Character Classic for me right here!"

Pei Xian: "..."