The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han felt that happiness came too fast, and he left in a hurry. Within a month, his lust faded, and he changed from a sexy and beautiful red-headed duck king to a cold and ruthless AT machine.

He held his chest and said slowly, "Are you trying to piss me off so that Gu Caocao will inherit the family business, and then listen to the government behind the curtain?"

"Good husband, don't be angry. You have to learn to look at things from another angle. You see, you want money and face. I want to change anything but you can't escape it. Which man has such a unique condition? Yes Isn't it?" Pei Xian's rainbow fart was superb.

"If you put it that way, I'm still... very comfortable, hehe." Gu Han scratched his head embarrassedly, yes, who can treat the little quail as well as he does.

Pei Xian took the opportunity to grab his shoulders, "Husband...you agree! Then I'll call thirty times first, if it's not enough, add more."

Gu Han: "..."

Not enough to add?What the hell are you doing when you go out to play skewers?What the hell have I done!

Pei Xian quickly picked up the milk tea on the table, drank two gulps, moistened his throat, turned around and pushed Gu Han against the door.

Unprepared, Gu Han slammed his back against the door and made a slight muffled sound.

The little quail clasped his shoulders with both hands, and called her husband in a shy manner with a blushing face, then her face turned serious and her voice sank, "Hubby, you are awesome! Husband, you are amazing! Husband, you are so big! Husband... um... "

Gu Han's hand hanging by his side firmly grasped the doorknob, and the other hand resolutely covered his mouth. There was the sound of documents falling to the ground in the corridor outside the door.

It's over, my innocence, my reputation, my pure heart that has nowhere to rest...all have been destroyed!

He breathed out 39-degree high-temperature steam, the back of his ears and neck were pink like allergies, and a few words popped out between his teeth, "Don't shout, ancestor!"

Pei Xian lowered his head, his eyes slowly descended from the seam of his shirt, all the way to the place where the legendary anger was burning.

Just...very disappointed, did the sleeping dragon not wake up, or was it fucking completely sealed?

Pei Xian is a tough person, a person with ideals and beliefs, and will never be defeated by setbacks!

He lightly licked Gu Han's palm, took advantage of the moment when he withdrew his hand, broke free, lowered his head to his waistband and made a final effort with tears in his eyes, "Hubby, you are so kind! Husband, you have to work hard! Husband, I believe you can still... rescue All at once!"

Gu Han was terrified by his yelling, he didn't stretch out his hand to block it, he didn't cross his legs, he didn't dodge sideways, he was like a big girl with a yellow flower who was blocked by hooligans in a dead end and humiliated to her heart's content!

There was nothing he could do about it, so he had no choice but to cover Pei Xian's mouth again, and quickly took out his mobile phone to operate with one hand, and entered the online bank to complete the 300 million transfer in an instant.

Finally, take a picture of the transfer completion page in front of the little quail.

Pei Xian rolled down his hand, and his lips were rubbed bright red, "Husband, a gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way, and I can call thirty more if I work hard to get rich... um..."

Gu Han was so frightened that he blocked his mouth again, and turned another 500 million yuan with trembling hands, "Xianxian, I can cross the same boat after a hundred years of cultivation, and sleep together in the same bed after a thousand years of cultivation. Since you and I must be colleagues of cultivating immortals in my previous life, please do me a favor." Take back your supernatural powers and let me live."

Pei Xian's eyeballs rolled around, 800 million said more or less, okay, you are almost crying, I don't know, but I thought I was bullying you.

Seeing him nodding, Gu Han slowly let go of his hand, afraid that Pei Xian would be able to sing "Courage" to him in the next second.

Suddenly Pei Xian's phone rang.

Gu Han turned and lay down on the door panel in relief, clutching the neckline tightly, crying as if he had been fried back and forth more than 100 times.

Pei Xian looked at the unfamiliar number, flicked his fingers, and hung up.

Gu Han sorted out his emotions, pulled him to the sofa, and said earnestly, "Did something happen to you, Xianxian? If you have something to say, please tell me, I'll take care of it."

In the morning, Uncle Lin notified him that someone was looking for Pei Xian with the original account.

In fact, he could see that Pei Xian wanted money for a purpose. At first he wanted to run away, then he was careless, and finally he wanted to piss off Xiao Yuhang. Could it be that something happened to his family now?

Pei Xian thought to himself, Mr. Gu underestimated your cuties too much. Not only can I handle them, but I can also kill them.

Before he could speak, the phone rang again.

Pei Xian picked it up impatiently and said coldly, "Hello, who is it?"

"Xianxian, I'm mother, don't you recognize mother's voice?" Chang Juan on the other end of the phone pretended to be gentle and very eager.

"Oh... I don't know you." Pei Xian hung up the phone and put it on the coffee table.

Gu Han didn't care that someone made a wrong call, and continued, "If your family needs me in any trouble, just tell me and don't handle it yourself, okay?"

Pei Xian pointed at herself and smiled innocently, "My family? The one who called just now is said to be my mother."

Gu Han: "..."

"Mr. Gu, you just need to remember that my home is on Berlin Road, and I can take care of other things." Pei Xian's small face was meticulous, her back straightened and her back straight.

Gu Han stretched out his hands to pinch his little poker face, always felt that the aura that the little quail showed inadvertently didn't look like a child from that kind of family at all.

He held Pei Xian's little paw and was silent for a while, "Xianxian, there is something else I want to discuss with you. I want you to go back to the old house to stay with my mother for a few days. She is too lonely by herself."

"Okay, I'll take Cao Cao, Madam Gu likes Cao Cao." Pei Xian nodded cheerfully.

Very good!Mr. Gu can't scratch his body anymore, and Mrs. Gu looks richer!

The little quail who will do anything for money has a raging fire in his eyes.

Gu Han was stunned, although the answer was what he wanted, but... no... this is too easy, right?

"Are you so happy? So happy?" he asked in disbelief.

"Well, what's the matter?" Pei Xian tilted his head in confusion.

Gu Han was embarrassed, "No, it's nothing, um... the old house is far away, maybe I will go back every other day in the future."

"Well, okay." Pei Xian picked up the milk tea and drank it seriously.

No, Xianxian, you are leaving my protection!The queen mother will punish you to kneel in the Buddhist hall, find a lot of coquettish sluts to piss you off, and prevent me from staying in your room. Don't you want to cry and act like a baby with me?

"You reminded me, if you want to go to the old house, you must grab the straw and give it a bath today! Otherwise, how can you see people if it smells so bad!" Pei Xian picked up his beloved milk tea, looked at the bank SMS notification, and ran happily Dropped, just ran away!

After a long time, Secretary Ke knocked on the door and came in, seeing Gu Han with his forehead propped up in a serious daze, "President..."

Gu Han didn't even move his eyes, and asked feebly: "Do you think Xianxian likes me?"

Secretary Ke: "..."

No, I don't want to answer this question!

"If you were Xianxian, what would you like about me?" The deeply shocked Gu Boss asked continuously.

Secretary Ke: "..."

If you continue to act recklessly like this, I will resign!

Gu Han scratched his head and couldn't figure it out, so he gave him a hard look and walked out, "Tsk, what's the use of all of you!"

Secretary Ke: "..."

What else do you want us to do? !Don't let anyone stop me, I want to resign! !

On the way home, Pei Xian received another call from Chang Juan. This time he didn't hang up, but rather patiently listened to her string of emotionless thoughts.

In the end, he only asked one question, who gave you the contact information.

The other party may have no brains, or the person behind it deliberately said that he got it from Secretary Zhou Kai without any shame.

Pei Xian agreed to meet them, and appointed a meeting place, the most expensive coffee shop near Berlin Road.

After hanging up the phone, his usually gentle eyes suddenly turned sharp.

Zhou Kai, you're too young to disgust me!

The other party didn't deliberately conceal the source of the information, but just popped out and sprayed him face to face. The answer was obvious.

The next day, fine snow fell in the sky, and the dry air was filled with a foul smell of earth.

Pei Xian and Chang Juan meet in a coffee shop not far from Berlin Road. The people who live on every inch of land on Berlin Road are either rich or expensive, and the surrounding pubs and coffee shops can be called holy places for killing people.

The stingy adoptive parents always wanted to make their adopted son bleed, so they waved in and opened a private room, which was still charged by the hour.

It's a pity that they waited and waited, from noon to afternoon, from afternoon to sunset.

Pei Xian neither answered the phone nor responded to the message, and suddenly there was no news as if the world had evaporated.

When it was almost [-] o'clock in the evening, Pei Xian called and said that bathing the alpaca today was very tiring and hard, and the skin on the hands and hands were peeling off. It was too late to meet, why don't we make an appointment tomorrow, you will come all the way to see me, I will definitely not Blame me, right?

Chang Juan held the phone so that her hands shook with anger, and she had to be patient, holding back vomiting blood and said word by word: It's okay, you are busy and we can see you tomorrow.

In the end, the waiter held a gilt-edged bill folder and placed a total of 3000 yuan of consumption bills in front of Pei Mingli. The husband and wife almost hugged each other and cried.

The next day, the husband and wife behaved themselves, and found a teahouse not far away but located in a remote place. They honestly asked for the cheapest green tea before calling their adopted son.

When Pei Xian heard the location, it was really boring, not fun at all.

He ran into the cloakroom and dug out all the fancy gadgets that he never wore or wore, and put them on no matter how expensive they were.

Finally turned myself into a "chicken" standing on the "fortune", and then went downstairs satisfied.

"Uncle Lin, I want to use the Phantom at home." Pei Xian's thin body was dressed in domineering fur, and her hot little face was pink.

Uncle Lin and Auntie Lin were frightened by his appearance like a feather duster, and it took a long time to realize it, so they hurried to call the driver.

Pei Xian held her head high, pouted her upturned buttocks, and walked out the door with a twist.