The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Shopping malls are like battlefields, and time is like gold. Xiao Yuhang soon received news from the brand, hoping that he would make a choice and start working within three days.

In a super-luxury apartment in a prime location in the city center, on a large flat floor of [-] square meters facing south, Xiao Yuhang got drunk on a winter afternoon.

The grass-mud horse fairy that was enshrined on the bookshelf was smashed to pieces, and the incense burner hit the ground and rolled far away. The splashed incense heads burned a burnt hole in the carpet.

The floor of the room was littered with torn decorations, ashtrays, books, as if it had been in a superstorm.

Xiao Yuhang spread out on the sofa, only wrapped in a nightgown, his hair was wet, and he drank half of the red wine with a bottle in his hand. The wine stains left a dark mark on the gray sofa.

The phone on the carpet beside him was vibrating crazily, and there were more than a dozen missed calls. He just looked at it coldly and remained unmoved.

I thought it would be easy to take advantage of Gu Han's madness and gain a firm foothold back in China. It would be no problem for any big brand or big production. As long as he, Xiao Yuhang, looked at Gu Han, he could prostrate and devote himself to the ground devoutly.

But in fact, he tried every means to please Gu Han, knocking down people's settings many times and even going all out to seduce him, but he failed to get Gu Han to spend a dime and get a little bit of resources.

He has been fishing for big fish with a long line for more than ten years, but in the end he was treated as a stupid yellow croaker and walked around for a long time?

Xiao Yuhang couldn't figure it out. People who have been following him for more than ten years would stop chasing after him or love him if they didn't love him?Why did you go with this kind of self-discipline switch?

He couldn't accept and couldn't accept this result!You, Gu Han, just let go when you say let go?Can't!

"Pa" the red wine bottle in his hand slammed against the wall, the crimson wine stains exploded and splashed everywhere.

"Xiao Yuhang, how could you leave the show and just leave? How big a face do you think you have?" When the agent entered the door, he saw a mess and a big star who was too drunk to get up.

He went to the window and didn't bother to look for the remote control. He directly pulled the curtains tightly with two "swish swish", "Don't you think it's not messy enough? Tomorrow's front page headlines playing big names and drinking in broad daylight together?"

"The immortal you're looking for doesn't work at all..." Xiao Yuhang was so drunk that he didn't know what to say.

The manager pulled him up from the carpet, and said earnestly, "Yuhang and we have worked together for so many years, to be honest, no god can compare to your Mr. Gu, you should be sober!"

"I don't know what's wrong with the two of you, but you can't hold it anymore, which man spends money to make a cold face?" He lit a cigarette for Xiao Yuhang and smoked one himself, "If you want to act like a baby, you should act like a baby, and you should be good. If you serve me, I will serve you well, Mr. Gu loves you so much because of your face."

Xiao Yuhang was so drunk that his eyes were red, but his lips were cold and white, "You don't understand, he likes mud horses now, so I can't turn into an alpaca, can I?"

The manager was almost burned by the smoke and patted him on the shoulder, "You are brainless, where is such a strange thing in the world? Why can't there be an alpaca in the front and a goblin in the back?"

"What do you mean..." Xiao Yuhang's alcohol-numbed brain slowed down.

The manager shook his head. Xiao Yuhang is actually a vulgar person with low EQ, but he has been talking about the immortal brother for a long time, indirectly covering up many of his shortcomings.

If he hadn't looked at Gu Han as his great backer, he would never have cooperated with such an unclear person.

He opened Gu Hastily's Weibo and showed Xiao Daxingxing page after page.

Although Xiao Yuhang has never been to Gu Han’s home, he knows his taste very well. The furniture and decorations inadvertently leaked from Gu Han’s microblog photos, especially the unremarkable crown logo on the sofa and coffee table, are the same style as Emirates Hills, the richest place in Dubai. The custom-made furniture is consistent with the decoration of Gu Han's overseas villas.

He suddenly woke up half of his wine, this is a mysterious dual-view Weibo, a pair of white and slender hands appear in the photos from time to time.

"Stop!" Xiao Yuhang suddenly jumped up and grabbed the phone tightly. In the screen, he was embracing Gu's careless hands, and on his left index finger was wearing a dusty ring. It was Gu Han who bought it at the jewelry tour exhibition in K City the one.

A hot flame surged in his heart, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Who is this person?"

"I can't find it." The agent looked at him with pity, "You need to think carefully about how to win Mr. Gu's heart, instead of worrying about the crap about the l brand."

Xiao Yuhang sat on the sofa blankly, and after ten years of single-minded pursuit, he had long regarded Gu Han as a solid fool, and it was impossible for him to let others go.

But the reality is so cruel, he, Xiao Yuhang, the stunning celestial being who became famous at a young age was pried into the corner of the wall!

Gu Han took time out of his busy schedule to take Gu Hastily back to the old house to meet its Sangong Sixth Courtyard.

Pei Xian stabbed Xiao Yuhang twice secretly with "Puff puff", and felt a little panicked when he came back.

According to the content of the original book, Xiao Yuhang is a flower of the frozen soil on the iceberg, and rarely asks for help from the benefactor. Gu Boss always finds out with the sensitive sense of touch like a cockroach. I don’t know what will happen this time?Will he come to Gu Han?What if you come to find me?What if I don't want to run away?what to do?what to do?

The more Pei Xian thought about it, the more nervous she was holding Gu Caocao and biting her hands.

Gu Han was driving with sunglasses on, and in the rearview mirror, he saw the little quail with a white and tender poker face circling around and eating his hands, his heart skipped a beat, what kind of bad water is this holding back?

As soon as the car came to a complete stop in the old house, Gu Cao hurriedly jumped down and smelled an unusual sweet smell in the air with his big nostrils open. Then he saw a group of grass-mud horses happily circling around the artificial lake not far away.

"Oh, oh!" I had never seen so many of the same kind, so excited, they dragged Pei Xian forward.

Pei Xian was dressed like an Adelie penguin, and was pulled so quickly that he was about to fall down.

Gu Han stepped forward with his long legs like lightning and rushed up to catch his waist, loosened the guide rope of Gu Cao, and then rescued the little quail that was like a ball.

"A wicked bastard who forgets righteousness because of sex!" He took Pei Xian's hand to see if he was injured, and cursed carelessly.

Pei Xian rubbed his red fingers, "Can you not be excited to have 28 wives at once? What if Mr. Gu were you?"

"Hehe, I'm not excited and I feel like dying a little bit. Do you think all 28 wives are virtuous and virtuous?" Gu Han grabbed him and rushed into his harem together while watching Gu Huan.

Unexpectedly, the harmonious picture broke down in an instant. The big beautiful girls first retreated in a group and whispered, and then they rushed together to attack.

The tall light mature camel swung its strong and thick neck and "slapped" Gu Caocao's face.

Gu Caocao was raised by humans since he was a child, and he is not an adult camel. The ferocious genes of the wild grass mud horse have degenerated without a trace.

Then a group of camels attacked, the big beautiful girls shook their necks wildly, and the little beautiful girls attacked and gnawed its ass.

Gu hastily screamed and struggled like a little sheep caught in a pack of wolves, "Oh, oh, oh".

"Hastily!" Seeing that the situation was wrong, Pei Xian ran towards the herd of camels in a frenzied rhythm with short legs like corgis in a coat.

"Gu Cao Cao! Xian Xian!" Gu Han was also frightened and went to catch Pei Xian first.

Where the hell are 28 beautiful girls?That's 28 dominatrixes!Where did Guo Fei get the trash? ?

The bodyguard of the old house heard the movement and ran over, and saw the young master chasing the alpaca wildly, which is not bad!A group of people started chasing the young master madly.

Human voices alarmed the camels, and the beautiful girls stretched their necks vigilantly. The reflex arc finally returned, and they seized the gap to get rid of the siege and ran away like a rabbit in fright. Did they jump out?

Mrs. Gu was disturbed by the sound in the yard, she wrapped her cloak and rushed to the door, and saw Gu's wild dogs running like wild dogs without a man's demeanor. Keep chasing after me, the leaders are two African girls with mohawk hairstyles!

The bold and unconstrained picture is like an animal world!

Looking at this side again, the silly son is not much better looking than Gu Caocao. He is holding his wife in one hand and his son in the other and running wildly.

The magnificent scene is like a gladiator!

Mrs. Gu's aristocratic demeanor completely collapsed, trotting over on her cat's feet and high heels, "Are you trying to scare me to death so that this place can be turned into the Grand Canyon of Africa?"

"Hi Ma'am." Pei Xian just ran and scrambled. Fortunately, he was dressed so much that he didn't bump, but he was dirty and a bit embarrassed.

"Mom, we're fine." Gu Han was sweating profusely.

"Oh, um..." Gu Caocao was miserable, and groaned sadly, and quickly hid in the house.

"Go and tidy up what it looks like!" Without any danger, Mrs. Gu immediately regained her elegance and dignity and ordered the workers, "All the alpacas are penned up and sent to the suburbs to be raised tomorrow."

After the two changed their clothes, they went back to the living room to drink tea. Gu was in a state of shock and thrust his head into Pei Xian's arms, revealing only his trembling buttocks, and the whole camel looked autistic.

Mrs. Gu came over to take a look with distress, she didn't suffer any injuries except that she was bitten bald on her buttocks, and the undercoat was exposed in the pits.

But it must be extremely traumatic, it’s like you whistling at a beautiful woman passing by in a fit of anger, and then they call 28 runaway sisters to chase you for three streets with knives in their heads, and you lose your pants while running... What the hell kind of human suffering is this!

Mrs. Gu touched Gu's trembling big buttocks and complained to Gu Han, "You really are, what kind of wild camel you brought back, it bit us hastily!"

"Mom, I don't know if Guo Fei got it." Gu Han was wronged a hundred times, what about the royal blood that was agreed?This fucking black widow lineage!

Mrs. Gu gave him a blank look, "Do you want anything? Is it because our family can't afford to marry a daughter-in-law? Why don't you ask more questions to take care of Hasty? Just like your father, you don't worry about anything all day long!"

"I..." Boss Gu couldn't argue with black lines all over his head.

how do i ask?Should I ask the lady one by one what her name is, how old her parents are, where she lives, and if she likes grass? ?Be sober! !

"Ma'am, don't worry, you will be fine soon if you remember to eat it or not." Pei Xian put it in his arms and fed peanuts and fruit corn kernels to Gu Cao hastily, which is his favorite snack.

Gu Caocao seemed to be able to understand human speech and stomped its four hooves. "Oh, oh", it means that only a lot of snacks can comfort its wounded heart, so ingenious!

Gu Han, who was at the bottom of the Gu family's food chain, sighed silently, and vowed to drag all 28 crazy women onto Guo Fei's bed when he went back!Fuck him!

Suddenly, the mobile phone’s WeChat vibrated to indicate that “buzzing buzzing” was in a row. He picked it up and saw Xiao Yuhang’s frenzied message strafing like a Katyusha rocket launcher. The content was creepy.

"Tsk!" Gu Han frowned and put the phone on the table out of sight.

In my memory, Xiao Yuhang was a narcissistic monster on an iceberg. With just a click of his chin, men would succumb to his icy underpants. He didn’t know how to do it in the next life. Xiao Yuhang’s character collapsed like a pot of melting dog skin Can't get rid of it.

How much filter did he turn on in his previous life to think that this kind of person is self-reliant, capable, capable, and yet not eating the fireworks of the world?It's just hallucinating on drugs!

The crazy information bombardment finally stopped, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone started screaming hysterically again.

Unless the company blows up Gu Han's personal mobile phone, who would dare to harass him like this, and the result is ready to come out.

Mrs. Gu was sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed gracefully, her eyes gently fell on his face, a small metal nutcracker was in her hand, and she crushed a hickory nut hard with a "click", and the crushed nuts flowed down from both sides .

The walnuts in Pei Xian's hands were cracked, and he stared at Gu Han clasping his hands together, the continuous "click" sound seemed to squeeze out the walnut dew in a while.

Boss Gu suddenly felt that his egg was in pain, and wanted to survive on the spot, pointing at the phone and yelling, "Nowadays, the advertisements are everywhere, I want the legal department to sue them for bankruptcy!"