The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han sat at the gate of his house with his mobile phone, giving up treatment and looking up at the starry sky like an artist-like psychopath.

The little quail upstairs slept like a drunk duck with eight treasures. It was impossible to wake up. Now there are only nine hours left before the end of the system task.

Boss Gu felt that he was awesome, and he had to choose seriously between "die at 28" and "become a mud horse", as if he was thinking about whether to wear Armani or Givenchy when he wakes up tomorrow morning, ah, it's so fucking exciting!

Not to mention Aladdin's magic lamp, even if you give him a lotus lamp right now, he still can't handle these two magical wishes, Mr. System, you are too fucking respectful of me!I thank you eight generations of ancestors!

Sitting on the dark clouds covering the moon and the night wind getting colder, Gu Han sent a message to his assistant, raised his head to the sky and yelled out a miserable word: "No!"

In an instant, there were dogs barking all over Berlin Road, especially the long-lasting "woofing" sound of huskies. The moonlight is so beautiful...

The next day, Pei Xian, who was so drunk that he slept until eleven o'clock, didn't get up, and felt dizzy halfway down the stairs.

The living room was empty, the European-style sofa set was pushed aside, and a fence was inexplicably added. The fence was covered with licorice. A vicuna, more than one meter tall and hairy like clouds, opened its big black European-style eyes. She slapped her long and dense eyelashes twice, and stared at him motionlessly.

"..." Pei Xian felt sleepwalking, bowed to the alpaca, turned around and went upstairs, "Sorry to bother you."

"Master Pei, come down and have a bowl of porridge. It's already eleven o'clock." Seeing that he seemed to be going back to sleep, the old butler quickly stopped him.

Pei Xianru woke up from a dream and pointed to the alpaca that had been tilting its head and looking at him, "Who is it? When did it come?"

The old butler was a little confused, "Huh? When the young master left, he said that you asked for the alpaca last night."

It's really not something worth promoting to drink [-] degrees of wine until you fall into a coma.

Pei Xian had no choice but to accept this gift and pretend to be serious, "Oh... I seem to want a brown one?"

"Yo, did the young master make a mistake? Why don't you give him a call to see if you can change it in time?" The old butler seriously suggested.

Pei Xian walked up to the alpaca and touched it carefully. It was fluffy and soft, and it felt so good to the touch.

The 20 pet-grade mini alpaca is as clean as a ball of cotton, and it is obediently allowed to be rubbed.

"Young master also said that you should give it a name, and it will be under your control from now on." The old butler asked the aunt to simply arrange the porridge, and then added.

This is the first time that Gu Han gave him a living thing, um... What an extraordinary hobby.

"Its surname is Gu, and it is a mud horse, so let's call it Gu Caocao!" Pei Xian announced happily in the hall.

The housekeeper and aunt were silent: "Although... it seems that something is wrong."

In the afternoon, Gu Han, who was on tenterhooks, suddenly received an energy reward from the system. He now has four units of energy!

The dark clouds cleared away the clear sky, Gu Boss decided to skip work again, and went home to thank the alpacas!

After an afternoon of running-in, Gu Caocao has become familiar with the situation at home and does not need a fence to play around. It is a high-quality pet camel that has undergone strict training and is very suitable for home breeding.

"Can you tell me again what's the name of this thing?" Gu Han looked at Pei Xian who was hugging the alpaca happily and couldn't believe it.

Pei Xian buried her face deeply in the white and fluffy camel hair and giggled, "It's called Gu Caocao."

"No, why does your alpaca have my surname?" Gu Han was a little mad.

Pei Xian sat up straight and raised his chin in a serious manner, "Because you bought it with money, it doesn't bear your surname or whose surname is it?"

"Small man, I paid you to hire you, why isn't your surname Gu?" Gu Han retorted, scratching his little chin.

Pei Xian chicken pecked rice and nodded, "Sure, I have already thought about my surname and name, and my name is Guzansu."

"..." Gu Han was speechless, it was bold and shameless to chase wolves with bare buttocks, what can you do?

So the vicuna officially named it Gu Caocao, and Gu Han suddenly felt a sense of fear of being forcibly married.

Since the arrival of the grain hastily, Pei Xian has standardized his work and rest, and started to get up early to show off his vicuna everywhere.

In the morning, you can often see Gu Han in a well-fitting suit leading Pei Xian in casual clothes, and strolling along the promenade in the villa area with the cotton-wrapped corn, followed by a Rolls-Royce driving slowly like an old donkey pulling a mill.

In the cool autumn afternoon, Pei Xian prepared a bag of fruit and vegetable strips and prepared to take Gu Caocao to go shopping around.

Berlin Road can be called a paradise in the city center, surrounded by greenery, quiet and private, and across the road from the villa area is the central shopping pedestrian street full of luxury brands and designer brands.

Pei Xian lives like a koala, who does everything slowly, and prefers the unrestrained natural scenery. The eccentric, luxurious and colorful world makes him uninterested.

Going out today is purely for food, it is a wealthy camel, its father is worth tens of billions, and it is not too young to go out to see the world.

Pei Xian used a leash to pull the beautiful vicuna to cause a commotion on the street. He looks as good as a star and is obedient and sweet. Gu Caocao is the best beauty selected from tens of thousands of vicuna. The two celebrities went shopping hand in hand, many little girls frantically followed and took pictures with their mobile phones, and even a talent scout came over to hand out business cards.

Gu Caocao, who was not used to the life of a wealthy family, was a little uneasy, and kept hiding against the wall. Pei Xian took out a carrot stick to comfort it, and at the same time protected it and sneaked into the shopping center on the street.

The shopping mall is a bit deserted on weekdays, and the hall is decorated with luxurious booths all decorated with crystals, exuding dazzling brilliance in the sun. It is the well-known domestic jewelry brand ik.

The advertisement of Xiao Yuhang as the brand ambassador is being played on the giant screen. He is really suitable for this kind of shiny and dazzling jewelry. Even though he is a man, he can still wear jewelry with a sense of magnificence and a reverse aesthetic.

Pei Xian picked up a carrot stick and put it in his mouth to chew, no wonder Gu Han couldn't stop licking it, his face was sour!

The bewildered Gu hastily watched him eat his snacks, so he could only lower his head and lick his hand aggrieved.

It seemed that the exhibitors liked Xiao Yuhang very much. After the advertisement, Xiao Yuhang's latest show was actually broadcast. If you look carefully, you can find that he is wearing an ik bracelet.

This is a love program with spicy questions. Xiao Yuhang was asked what is the most satisfying thing in his love life recently.

Xiao Yuhang smiled calmly and took out a design draft, "He sent it just before the show. I was also very surprised, but one day there were many people at the reception, so I just mentioned that I was going to open a gallery, and then Just got this."

The host took over the beautifully bound album, "Wow! You're really careful, it's full of annotations. Oh, it's so enviable! And the prices of the shops on Haiguang Street are super expensive, and it's a good buy, right? Rent? Probably tens of millions, why are there tears in my eyes?"

"That's how he is very detailed." Xiao Yuhang is very good at speaking and can purify his sense of superiority in just a few words.

Everyone is tacitly aware of the matter between him and Gu Han, and can only envy others for their good lives. The golden Buddha weak water, which is powerful in the business world, only takes a scoop for three thousand, and it has been taken care of by wind and rain for ten years. What else can it do except acid?

People look glamorous, but in fact they have knocked out teeth and swallowed blood.

The design draft and opinion draft were indeed sent by Gu Han, but he didn't mention a dime, and he truly "helped you give advice".

Xiao Yuhang almost vomited blood!In the past, as long as he looked at something more, Gu Han could put it in front of him the next day, as if the money was struck down by a slingshot fork.

Now that he's expressly hinting, he's almost shaking him by the collar, give me a little money, will you die?The other party was indifferent, he almost suspected that Gu Han was bankrupt?However, the Land King project has done well, and industry leaders admire it, and the stock price of listed companies has been rising steadily.

Xiao Yuhang was so depressed that he couldn't sleep, he took sleeping pills for a week, and he still had to hold the crown of Gu Han male god in front of others, not to bow his head for fear of falling off.

And Gu Han's behavior is also very weird, except for pretending to be stupid and not understanding the words of people who ask for money and resources, he accepts all other bundled hype, and the interaction between the two is also sugar-coated, and they will never lose the chain of the male god.

Xiao Yuhang is in a state of distress, so angry!

Pei Xian didn't know the inside story and heard that Gu Han was going to buy tens of millions of assets for Xiao Yuhang, but the lemon happened to be dead, and he ate the carrot sticks one by one and began to eat the cucumber sticks, chewing them so loudly.

Gu Caocao was spinning all over the ground in a hurry, stretched his neck, bit his sleeve and pulled it down, the rich grass mud horse was so tired of stuttering.

"Gu Caocao, can you make some money? Your billions of property are almost being emptied, so you just know how to eat it!" Pei Xian ate the last cucumber stick of Gu Caocao, and he didn't know who he was scolding.

Pei Xian's eyes were bleeding from sore eyes. He only had 4000 million yuan a year while working two jobs. Xiao Yuhang opened a gallery and lost tens of millions?Nima's gap is too big and I want to strike!

In addition, Xiao Yuhang came back much earlier than in the original novel. If Zhou Kai doesn't need to destroy Gu Han, Gu Boss's small money will be moved by his ants!

Pei Xian touched the black gold secondary card in his pocket, isn't Xiao Yuhang adored by thousands of people?Hehe, this young master decided to spend Guhan's money to show off his wealth!Let's see who will spend all of Gu Boss's money first!

The poor and ignorant Gu Han worked hard to make money, but was worried by two hungry wolves that he was about to be stripped of his pants.

Just when Pei Xian was in a rush to design and spend money on a big business, the beautiful salesman at the booth walked over without a smile on her face, "I'm sorry sir, all the expensive accessories are fragile here, please move the animals away to avoid collisions .”

Pei Xian looked young in unbranded custom-made clothes, carrying a cloth bag containing carrots, and leading a small grass mud horse like a donkey, which was really not very eye-catching.

"Pets are allowed in the shopping mall. It has been specially trained and has a companion certificate and will not run around." Pei Xian pointed to the sign that pets can be accompanied at the door very politely.

In fact, the traction rope has been shortened to a very short length, so the grain can only circle around him.

The salesman was obviously displeased, "Do you not understand what I'm talking about? I'm also doing it for your own good. If you break something here, you won't be able to afford it. Do you have to say it so clearly?"

One by one, your attitude was extremely vile and impolite, Pei Xian frowned slightly.

Suddenly, another round-faced, ball-headed beauty came running from the counter, and ran straight to Pei Xian to break the embarrassment, "Excuse me, why don't you go to our IK counter to have a look?"

"There are so many things, how much commission can he buy for you to complete the task?" The previous salesman rolled his eyes.

Pei Xian, who was about to leave, turned around slowly, pointed to a set of diamond jewelry on the booth and asked the little beauty, "How much commission can you get if I buy this set?"

"I haven't counted the many mentions." The little beauty never thought that she could buy a limited edition, but she blushed a little when she couldn't answer.

Pei Xian took Gu Caocao and leisurely walked to the most eye-catching sapphire and diamond necklace pendant in the middle, "Is this the most expensive?"

The little beauty didn't take it seriously, but still enthusiastically introduced it to him: "This is the same style customized by Xiao Yuhang. There is Xiao Yuhang's autograph in the box. It is our main customization for this season."

Pei Xian didn't even lift her eyelids and took out the black gold card and handed it over, "That's all, swipe the card."

"Okay, I'll go and swipe your card for you, just wait a moment." The little beauty took the black gold card a little dizzy and ran to bill.

The previous sale missed hundreds of thousands of sales, and the eyeballs almost fell out of collapse, nodding and standing aside, not daring to step forward.

"Come here." Pei Xian looked cold, "Take out the necklace and try it on."

"Okay, wait a minute." The salesman Pidianpidian opened the cabinet to take out the exhibits, brought them over respectfully and wanted to try them on for him.

Pei Xian gently opened her thin lips and pointed at Gu Caocao, "It's not me, it's it."

Dumbfounded, the salesman had no choice but to put on a necklace for the docile Gu hastily with a flattering smile.

Pei Xian held up the phone with one hand in his pocket, "Smile."

The salesman opened his greasy and bright red lips and smiled with eight teeth.

"It's not you, I'm talking to my alpaca." Pei Xian clicked the button.

Pei Xian found the Weibo account and cleared all the content, and posted Gu Caocao's prospering beauty profile picture.

Introduction: The most beautiful cub in the world, my father is worth tens of billions!

The first post on Weibo is a white and fluffy grass mud horse, with hundreds of thousands of sapphire necklaces of the same style as Xiao Yuhang hanging around his neck, lifting his noble and incomparable neck, and the salesman beside him bows to serve with a flattering smile.

Starting today, Gu hastily made his debut!

The author has something to say: Gu Han vs Xiao Yuhang: You are the best!You are the best!You had better!Wow, how vulgar it is to talk about money!

Gu Han vs Pei Xian: Do you want money?Want more money?Is money enough?Spend money to your heart's content!

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