The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

In the quiet emergency room, there was a glaring whiteness, only the harsh sirens of the cold instruments, Si Yang's life was counting down, and the god of death was standing by the bedside, as if he could see the cold light reflected from the sickle blade.

The doctors and nurses exchanged glances, the last time that should have been handed over to the family members, at this moment, Si Yang could only walk quietly by himself.The far and near relatives of the Si family fought fiercely for money and power, and had no time to care about the creator of money and power, Si Yang, who had come to the end of his life.

Si Yang's parents died young, and his grandfather, who lost his beloved son, was extremely strict with him, and finally cultivated a perfect family machine, never resting, never complaining, resolute and strong, supporting the glory and prosperity of the family, and marching forward to the end of life. the end.

At this time, Si Yang had already lost control of his body, his consciousness was withdrawn from mid-air, and he looked down at the cold and cold world with cold eyes. He walked through the barren land for 28 years.

He has thousands of fortunes but can't exchange for his life. He has the enviable rights, but no one is there when he leaves. What accompanies him through the painful treatment is a smelly and long third-rate novel, pitiful and ridiculous.

What if there is an afterlife?Like a young man running wild in the streets, talking about a sour and sweet love, making three or five bad friends, finding a nine-to-five job, raising a well-behaved and obedient dog, and buying a small house in the sun. A house... There is nothing better than to spend this life in vain.

"呵——" The electrocardiogram was drawn into a straight line, goodbye to the world, and I hope to never see you again!

Si Yang felt like he had turned into a floating cloud, being blown lightly into the distance, and gradually dissipating...Suddenly the air suddenly increased force, as if falling straight from the sky, and instantly his soul seemed to be punched into a jar to buzz.

He had a slight illusion, as if he heard the heart beating in a panic, the carotid artery whistling, the extremities returned to his senses in a trance, his hands and feet were numb and stiff, his pores dilated and his body was dripping with sweat.

Si Yang hesitated for a long time and slowly opened his eyes, as if facing an abyss!The beetle-like cars under our feet are coming and going like weaving, and the headlights, street lights, and spotlights are connected together, making people dizzy.

The soul that descended from the sky was as weak as a ball of cotton, stuck in his numb brain, unable to respond at all, Si Yang watched the weak arm slip through the window of the tall building, and his small body like a piece of paper dangled on the window sill Shaking, it seems that the next second will fall into the embrace of the abyss.

"Xianxian! Can you come down first?" An anxious and calm voice came from behind him.

Si Yang slowly turned sideways against his bubbling head, "Line... what line?"

Seeing that he reacted slightly, the man stepped forward quietly, "Xianxian, I'm not mad at you anymore, shall we go home first?"

His limbs slowly warmed up, Si Yang felt a burning pain in his eyes, tears poured out uncontrollably like a floodgate, he wiped his face and staggered again.

"Pei Xian!" The handsome man in suit and leather shoes exclaimed, "I promise you, I will not give you to Gu Han! You will always stay by my side, come down quickly, okay?"

"Ah???" Consciousness gradually came back, but Si Yang, whose soul and body were both weak, didn't even have the energy to make a bewildered expression.

But he realized that he was standing by the window of a 20-storey high-rise building, and he was in danger of falling at any time and had to leave immediately, but his stiff and numb hands and feet could hardly make large movements.

"Who am I? Where is this? What happened?" Si Yang asked dizzily from the bottom of his heart under the panic and accident, and slowly squatted down and grabbed the window sideways to avoid falling.

No one explained what happened, because soon there was a greater commotion in the corridor, and a dozen bodyguards in black swarmed up, breaking a path in the crowded corridor. The man walked forward slowly with firm steps.

"Gu... Uncle Gu?" Zhou Kai's pale face was even more embarrassing.

Gu Han looked at him calmly, ignoring Pei Xian who was dying on the window sill, "Oh, my eldest nephew is really filial, you forced him to the window sill with just one word from me?"

Gu Han is an old man, his parents are from the same generation as Zhou Kai's grandparents, and his mother has some cousin relationship with the old lady of the Zhou family. Although the two families do not have close contacts, if they are close to Zhou Kai, they have to be called Uncle Gu.

Zhou Kai was determined to inherit the family business at a young age, but his performance was mediocre, and his brothers in the family were like wolves and tigers.Recently, Gu Han got the core land king project in the urban area, and Zhou Kai tried to get a joint development quota by taking advantage of his relationship of three thousand miles.

When the two dudes were chatting about Fengyue, Gu Han was bored, and boasted that Pei Xian was good-looking, and at a glance from the side, he looked a lot like Xiao Yuhang.

The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is interested. Zhou Kai knew that Gu Han had pursued Xiao Yuhang when he was young, and his unrequited love had lasted for more than ten years. He was eager for success, and he thought carefully, and wanted to give Pei Xian to Gu Han as a pawn when he returned home. Gift.

"Gu, Gu, Uncle Gu, it's not...you don't..." The filthy belly was exposed, and Zhou Kai's trick of cheating Pei Xian was forced to play out this time.

Gu Han bared his teeth and sneered like a shark, and then slowly turned around to face the shivering Pei Xian, who is beautiful but soft and thin, or a little quail with no hair, Zhou Kai is not afraid Grinding your teeth?It's boring!

"Caring for the Villain's IQ System" issued an orange warning at this time:

[The system battery "Pei Xian" is already in place, eliminating the risk of falling from high altitudes, the host please use the correct method to insert the battery as soon as possible. 】

"Tsk, what a hassle!" Gu Han slandered, his eyebrows furrowed and he walked forward without hesitation.

"Gu Han! Are you trying to force him to death?" Zhou Kai blushed and roared angrily.

Gu Han stopped three steps away from Pei Xian, and said coolly through his teeth, "Zhou Kai, don't be shameless, you don't understand why he is hanging here?"

There was no sound in the corridor, and the surrounding air lost its flow, as if it had condensed.

Si Yang, whose brain was running at a low speed in the suffocation, fully understood that he had crossed over!After transmigrating into the third-rate foot-binding novel by the bedside, she became Pei Xian, the little cannon fodder that hangs at the beginning.

In the book, 19-year-old Pei Xian thought that as long as he hugged Mr. Zhou's thigh obediently, he could turn a crow into a phoenix, but the rich people only regarded him as a plate of snacks, and they didn't even bat an eye when it was time to give it away.

Even crying and fussing and even falsely claiming to be pregnant, Zhou Kai couldn't impress the hard-hearted Zhou Kai, and finally took out his trump card to commit suicide in the hospital and tried to force the marriage, but he didn't want to stumble and fall.

Afterwards, the logic of the plot ran away from home, Zhou Kai ignored his shameless behavior of forcing a good man into prostitution, and forcibly pinned the scapegoat for driving Pei Xian to Gu Han's head, and the unlucky little uncle Gu was branded as a villain boss. Surrounded by the halo of Zhou Kai's blinding male protagonist, he was beaten by tricks and couldn't die well.

The plot of the whole story is like a wild dog with prolapsed anus, which is full of people looking for their heads. Si Yang recalled the wonderful flavor of the book and fell into deep thought.

"Caring for the Villain's IQ System" continues to issue red warnings:

【The host please quickly insert the battery, otherwise your IQ will be irresponsible and will drop rapidly under the interference of the male protagonist's "wisdom-reducing halo". 】

Gu Han raised his forehead, and was urged by the system to speak, "Little brat, you understand what happened today? I, Gu Han, are richer, more handsome, and have a bigger company than my elder nephew. I am also reasonable and easy to get along with." It’s so easy, do you want to try it?”

"Besides..." He pointed to Young Master Zhou, whose face was blue and red, "If you follow him, you have to call me uncle, and if you follow me, he has to call you uncle."

Zhou Kai was stepped on and rubbed his face on the ground, and suddenly burst into blood, rushed up and yelled, "Xianxian, don't listen to his nonsense! Come home with me!"

"..." For the first time in Si Yangping's life, he wanted to swear, a blackened protagonist, a mentally handicapped villain, when he landed, he met a fucking proposition!

Wait... This place seems to be different from the original book, why is the mentally handicapped Gu Han here?But this mentally handicapped villain is obsessed with Xiao Yuhang to death, and he doesn't answer anyone, and he seems to just want to play to make Zhou Kai mad?That couldn't be better.It's easier to fool and get away than a maniac and psychologically twisted male lead.

Si Yang, struggling to keep his brain functioning, raised his head, his pale face was expressionless, and he spit out three words as thin as a mosquito: "3000 million..."

Gu Han understood in seconds, "Deal! Don't worry, I want you and the cub in your stomach!"

He had known for a long time that Pei Xian was lying about her pregnancy, and intentionally disgusted Zhou Kai.

"Pei Xian! You are willing to degenerate for money!" Zhou Dashao, who had turned into a touch of fluorescent green on the spot, cursed.

Pei Xian grabbed the edge of the window and stood up tremblingly, with a weak voice and a calm face, "It's funny... It's as if I'm just trying to figure out what's underneath you."

"Hahaha!" Gu Han laughed and applauded, the boy's words were quite interesting.

Pei Xian's eyes slowly turned to him, hmph, the idiot looks pretty nice when he smiles, "Come here, hug me down."

Gu Han: "..."

In this world, no one who can order Boss Gu has yet to be born. For the sake of the "humanoid battery", Gu Han decided to forgive him for the time being.

He walked to the window sill, ignoring the cute movement of the little quail to hug him, wrapped his long arms around Pei Xian's slender waist and lifted it on his shoulders, carrying it away like a bag of noodles.

Pei Xian: "..."

Pei Xiaoquail was dizzy from being bumped upside down, and almost fainted again.

"Caring for the villain's IQ system" continues to issue red warnings:

[The battery is inserted in the wrong way and cannot be charged!The battery is inserted in the wrong way and cannot be charged! 】

"There is still a standard way to fuck? Isn't it possible to charge it by touching it?" Gu Han stopped, put Pei Xian off his shoulders and carefully hugged him to his chest, he was taken aback and picked him up again.

[The battery is inserted in the wrong way and cannot be charged!The battery is inserted in the wrong way and cannot be charged! 】

The system warning remains.

Gu Han had no choice but to put down Pei Xian who was soft into noodles again, scratched his head irritably, and pondered for a while, suddenly a princess hugged Pei Xian tightly to his chest.

[The battery has been inserted correctly, the temporary system enters the charging state, please keep connected. 】

"It's so hypocritical, do you have to hug Pei Xian like this?" Gu Han hugged Pei Xian with a long breath, like a live bandit robbing a marriage, followed by a bodyguard in black, swaggering away.

Pei Xian's airborne soul was already weak, and he was dazzled by the turmoil. He grabbed his collar and curled up against his solid and warm chest. He found a comfortable position and fell asleep quietly.

Only Zhou Kai, who was so green and glowing and hot, was left in the corridor, jumping on the spot and cursing loudly, "Pei Xian! I tell you, you will regret it! Regret it!"

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Advance Collection 1: "I Really Just Want to Be a Widow"

The sad little Wu substitute, Qiao Mo, accidentally traveled to a parallel space on set and became Chi Du, the adopted son of the Chi family.

In order to protect their own son from marrying He Yan, a dying vegetable of the He family, the Chi family deliberately sabotages Chi Du's wedding.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chi Du was brutally repented by the groom!

Qiao Mo, who woke up in Chi Du's body, sees through everything with cold eyes, and decides to leave Chi's house and marry He Yan Chongxi.

He Yan was harmed by his second uncle and turned into a vegetable, but his soul wandered around at home all day long.

The second uncle obeyed his grandfather's last wish and married Chi's child to be his wife and widow.

The soulful husband observes his wife's widowed life at close range, it can be called lawless!

He squanders his husband's property every day, buying cars, houses, and models, all of which are hot searched on the internet!

He also hypocritically took out his husband's photo and pressed it on his chest every time he spent a huge sum of money and said devoutly: "Husband, I love you!"

Bees, waves and butterflies flutter around him, bamboo horses, classmates, colleagues and even the second uncle of the He family,

The soulful husband only feels that there are so many green hats that changing one every day is not the same!

Finally, the soulful husband couldn't bear it, so he gave the widowed wife a ghost press,

From then on, Chi Du could see He Yan's soul.

He Yan: My wife helped me defeat my second uncle and return to his throne.

Chi Du: Well... Husband, I'm sorry, I really just want to be a widow.

He Yan: ...

Chi Du was frightened and tightened his hand of spending money like water, but He Yan found out that his wife didn't spend money and he actually faded a little bit?

So He Yan, whose legs disappeared, jumped onto the bed again and shouted: Wife, don't sleep!Get up and spend money! !

Shou who is angry to death does not pay for his life vs. attack who is angry to death but cannot die

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Preorder 2: "Sweet You for the Thousand and First Time"

Gu Ci suddenly suffered from "Sleeping Beauty Syndrome", sleeping for a week and waking up for a week, and fell into deep hallucinations when he woke up.

The long-estranged husband, You Haiyang, who was married to the family in name only, accidentally ran into her sick.

Gu Ci, who was wearing a pink princess dress and twin ponytails, was crying like pear blossoms and raining,

Grabbing You Haiyang's sleeve, he asked timidly, "Father, do you want Xiaoci anymore?"

The moody Shanghai Tyrannosaurus Rex, "..."

The marriage agreement expired, only wanting to cure the little lunatic's illness, and wandering around the sea in two, living in suffocation every day.

"I'm Thumbelina, that... Mr. Giant, can I stand in your palm?" Gu Ci raised her pink face.

You Tyrannosaurus rex was inexplicably soft-hearted, and hugged her, um, today's Thumbelina is strawberry flavored.

"Hi sir, Yangyang is bankrupt, and I'm here to pay off your debt." Gu Ci was panting as he dragged the oversized suitcase.

You Haiyang, who was bankrupt again, hugged his little wife and tried his best to love him.

"Okay sir, give me 500 million, this is Yangyang's account, thank you." Gu Ci solemnly handed over the written card and bowed.

Swim the ocean "..."

In the end, the goblin of Tyrannosaurus rex finally revealed his secrets.

"You Haiyang, you hurt me..." The corners of Gu Xiaoxie's eyes were red, and her voice was moaning like a mosquito.

Tyrannosaurus Rex licked the corner of her delicious mouth, and the little fairy couldn't escape no matter how pretending she was.

Marriage first and then love, playing fairy tale cookies.

Tyrannosaurus rex who wants to get divorced vs. little fairy who doesn't want to get divorced and pretends to be mentally ill