Interstellar Shennong System

Bernard felt that when he was on Seablue Star, he was really comfortable.

Stay away from the unpredictable events on the imperial capital planet, and stay away from all kinds of intrigues in the family.After the daily military training, he would go back to the main house of the Kan family, or chat with Kan Xingyao. If Xingyao was not there, he would lie on the recliner in the back garden and turn on the light screen to read the love novels that Anita gave him.

According to her, at least seeing how other people fall in love can help the growth of emotional intelligence.

But Bernard only thinks that the male protagonists in the novel are all neurotics, and each of them has abnormal brains. Don't insist on those who are smart and strong, and don't insist on those who are stupid and stupid, as if only in this way can they show their extraordinary side.

Hmm...it's really unusual, after all, no normal person would go to see a fool.

"Hey, where are you basking in the sun?" As soon as Kan Xingyao came back, he heard that Bernard was in the backyard, so he put down his things and came for a stroll.

Bernard touched the big fat cat on his lap. He couldn't tell the difference between the dumpling and buns. In his eyes, the group of cats all looked alike.Same pattern, same obesity.

"Hmph, you are a man who always goes out, and you don't know how to control yourself!" He said suddenly.

Kan Xingyao was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Is this so ignorant? There are even more ignorant ones, I'm afraid you don't know yet."

Now it was Bernard's turn to be stunned.He looked at Kan Xingyao for a long while, and asked, "What's more unknown?"

"You want to know?" Kan Xingyao walked over, took the light screen in his hand and looked down. The title of the book was written on the top of the light screen, called "The Domineering Prince and Pretty Concubine", and then put the Jiaozi drove away, and sat down on the place where Jiaozi used to lie comfortably, "Isn't this kind of more ignorant?"

Bernard was very surprised, "Have you read this book too?"

Kan Xingyao buried his head in the book, and said while reading: "The male protagonists of the domineering series are all of this kind of virtue, why are you an unruly man, hehe, you are a woman who really impresses me. Woman, do you know that you have offended the president? What's the end?"

Bernard: ...

Kan Xingyao read two pages and felt that his eyes were a little hot. He tossed it casually, and the light screen was put into the bracelet. "What are you reading these books for?"

Bernard's hands hesitated for a moment, and then put his hands on Kan Xingyao's waist to prevent him from falling. "Anita said it would help me to see more about how other people fall in love."

Kan Xingyao sneered and said, "If you see other people falling in love, how can it help us? Do you want to learn from the male lead in it, or let me learn from the male lead in it?"

Bernard thought about the stupidity of the second male lead or the female lead, and quickly shook his head, "No, it's fine as it is."

"So..." Kan Xingyao lowered his head and sucked on his face, and said, "As long as you talk to me more than your head, there is actually no big disadvantage."

Bernard felt the toughness coming from the palm of his hand, and couldn't help asking: "Then do you want to be on top or below? If you want to be on top, I'm willing to cooperate, but you need to exercise your body..."

Kan Xingyao quickly squeezed his mouth, feigning anger and said: "Just now I told you to talk over your head, and you are angry with me? This up and down stalk can't be passed, right? But if you serve me well, I will take care of you." You are allowed to be on top!" After speaking, he squeezed twice before letting go.

Bernard blinked his beautiful deep eyes, his long eyelashes trembling slightly in the wind, "I haven't read this book, so I don't know how to answer."

Kan Xingyao lowered his head, with a seductive tone, "Then you can say whatever you want..."

"I..." Bernard seemed to hear the beating of his own heart, "How does the emperor want me to serve you? Where will I serve you?"

Kan Xingyao straightened up immediately, and said with a straight face, "Is this the kind of person who is greedy and enjoys pleasure?"

Bernard looked at the little face that was dyed red by the setting sun, his throat rolled up and down, trying not to tremble in his voice.He said: "The emperor is not, but the minister is."

Kan Xingyao didn't hold back, let out a burst of laughter, and then couldn't help but hahahaha, almost fell off Bernard's lap. "There is progress and progress. It seems that reading novels is not in vain."

Bernard was stiffened by his laughter, and stared at Kan Xingyao deeply, like a hungry wolf.

Kan Xingyao couldn't stop laughing. After all, he is also a man, and the combined age of two generations is more than ten years older than Bernard. How can he not understand the changes in a man's body?

He was a little nervous, but he found that Bernard was even more nervous, so he became malicious again, "Marshal, did you put your gun away? Leave me alone."

Bernard moved his legs uncomfortably, and felt that it would be better not to move. "Maybe..." He swallowed, and said with difficulty: "Maybe...how about you, can you put it back for me?"

"Where to put it?" Kan Xingyao looked at him and smiled, his eyes were sparkling because of the water.

Bernard said, "Put it in the holster, okay?"

"Which holster?" Kan Xingyao continued to ask.

Bernard felt that he was about to explode, he was short of breath, and said, "Any holster is fine, just put it in."

Kan Xingyao laughed again, raised his hand and patted Bernard's face, "Come to my room at ten o'clock in the evening." After speaking, he patted Bernard's hand away, got up and walked away.

In the grass not far away, Lang Run and Chu Huining, who had been dodging at first, were not well.They just came here a step earlier and slept late, who would have witnessed such an exciting scene.If you go out at this time, will you be beaten to death by the marshal?But not going out... Why is the marshal still not moving? How long is he going to sit? ?

Fortunately, the marshal was stunned for a while, then got up and left.

Lang Run heaved a sigh of relief, stood up and said, "I think the relationship between Marshal and Xing Xing is quite good. The two of them made an appointment to meet at ten o'clock in the evening... Tsk tsk, should we prepare for Marshal's wedding?"

Chu Huining asked after a while, "Could it be that we have an appointment to play games?"

Lang Run groaned, looked at Chu Huining in disbelief, and said, "It's ok, brother, you still have an idea. You let two men who are interested in each other go on a date in the house to play games in the middle of the night?? No wonder you have been single."

Chu Huining glanced at him coldly and said, "Aren't you single?"

Lang Run patted the grass clippings on his body, and said triumphantly: "Although I am single physically, my heart is not single. All the beauties in the imperial capital are waiting for me, and I am reluctant to neglect any of them."

Chu Huining said: "Oh, it means that no one has taken a fancy to you, right? You are single." Without waiting for Lang Run to explain, he strode away from this place of right and wrong.

Lang Run stood there for a long time, and said angrily: "What's wrong with single dogs? Dogs are human pets, why should we look down on them? Single dogs need more care, hurting each other is nothing."

"Lang Run." A voice sounded.

Lang Run said impatiently, "What are you doing?" Turning around after speaking, he froze immediately.

Bernard looked at him and asked, "How long have you been here?"

Lang Run trembled all over, and said with a sneer, "Just now, just here."

Bernard had already seen the grass marks on his back, and said with a sneer, "Just here? Then you can stay here for a while, and you will lead the team for a month of training tomorrow."

"No, no, I... Aning was here just now!" Lang Run knew that he couldn't refute and quickly dragged his comrades into the water.

"But I only saw you." After Bernard finished speaking, he calmly turned and left again.

Lang Run was stunned in disbelief, and cried for a long time: "Why, why is it always me who is unlucky???"

After Bernard taught Lang Run a lesson, he let out a mouthful of evil fire, and he became more energetic.He walked around the yard again, casually picked up a fat cat from a flower pot and held it in his arms, the cat meowed and meowed.After petting the cat, I went to see the few remaining ducks in the backyard, and went back satisfied after picking up a few duck eggs in the grass.

Ten o'clock in the evening, hey, ten o'clock in the evening!

Ten p.m! !Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Ten o'clock in the evening finally arrived. Bernard took a delicious bath, dressed himself up to the sky, and then went to the door of Kan Xingyao's room with his head held high. He encouraged himself for a long time, and raised his hand gently knocked on the door.

"You're here," Kan Xingyao opened the door and dragged him in.

His Xing Xing also just took a bath, it is so fragrant and soft, so cute.Especially that long curly hair, which was draped behind his back in all kinds of styles, which made his abs almost burn.He looked around the dimly lit room, his cheeks were involuntarily hot, and his palms were involuntarily sweating.

This nervous feeling only appeared when he first went to the battlefield, but it only appeared once.Now...it appeared again! !

"Sit down, sit down quickly," Kan Xingyao pushed him to sit on the soft sofa, and then sat down next to him, "Let's get closer."

Bernard stretched his arms excitedly and hugged him tightly.

"Okay, okay," Kan Xingyao curled up his legs, and pressed the bracelet.

A strange cry suddenly resounded throughout the room, almost making Bernard feel cold all over.Immediately afterwards, four bloody characters appeared three meters in front of him: Planet of Terror!

"I've wanted to watch this movie for a long time, but Uncle Zhan didn't watch it with me. I suspect that Uncle Zhan was also afraid... Later, I thought I didn't have a partner, so I asked my partner to watch it with me. Ghost movies are suitable for this kind of movie. I'll watch it in the middle of the night." Leaning in his arms, Kan Xingyao took out a bag of fried green beans and chewed them loudly.

Bernard was stunned. He looked incredulously at the female ghost with surround sound 3D effect make-up and her lifelike face, black and bloody eyes, and then at the prospective daughter-in-law curled up beside her, who was as white and soft as a bunny. Son, "You, you asked me out just to see this?"

"Close your dirty mind and watch a movie." Kan Xingyao chewed another green bean.

Bernard was about to explode, no, he was about to go crazy, and broke down under the background sound of the female ghost shouting: How can I have a dirty mind?I want to do what I love the most with my partner, the person I like, shouldn't it?I, I have endured it for a long time, you actually asked me to watch ghost movies, watch ghost movies! ! ! "

"What's your name? Your voice is scarier than a female ghost!" Kan Xingyao glared at him, "What's wrong with ghost movies? You look down on ghost movies? Don't you know that ghost movies can enhance the relationship between couples?"

Bernard was so annoyed by his outrageous remarks, he turned his head and was hit all over the face by the female ghost whose mouth opened into a black hole.

Kan Xingyao: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh it's scary, hold me tight!!"

Bernard: ...

I am in such a difficult situation, what should I do?

He felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, so he dragged Kan Xingyao into a fierce, terrifying and weird... screaming two-person dance.

Accompanied by the sad ending song of the ghost film, the duo finally stopped.

Kan Xingyao's face was red, his ears were red, his eyes were dull, and even the appearance of the kid in the Easter egg in the camera could not make him come alive.He will no longer be able to look directly at the film, nor at Bernard, nor at himself.

He actually, under the watchful eyes of a group of ghosts, turned two...

Can you still meet people when you go out? ? ?