Ghostland

Under Shi Feixia's earnest instruction, the door of Noah's Ark opened slowly...

The blazing sun shot in suddenly, blinding people's eyes.Immediately, a heat wave surged, causing the room temperature in the lobby to soar by more than ten degrees in an instant.

Asmodeus was still a little hesitant about the strange world, Shi Feixia had already taken his hand emotionally, escorted him all the way to the door, and gave him a business card: "This is my friend's phone number, it's not very useful, But if you are unfamiliar with the place, at least there is someone who can talk to you.”

Holding his business card, Asmodeus was silent for a while before asking, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes." Shi Feixia said bluntly, "When you return to hell, remember to sign up for the 'Home Travel' app, search for 'Noah's Ark' and give it a five-star review! It's best to write a review like 'Home away from home'. The app recently For activities, hotels with good reviews can be recommended on the homepage.”

Asmodeus said seriously: "It's not like being at home."

...Sure enough, it was still ruined by Raphael's photo.

Shi Feixia was annoyed.

Asmodeus smiled: "It's better than hell."

Shi Feixia turned from worry to joy, and sighed meaningfully: "Your breath is really long." He said twelve words for 2 minutes, scaring everyone to death. "The green hills remain unchanged, and the green waters flow forever. We will meet again in the future. I hope that next time we meet, you can bring your companions to our Qixi Festival party."

He raised his face to the light, but the light was fierce.

Seeing that his cheeks were flushed, Asmodeus reminded him to go back early.

Shi Feixia agreed, turned his head and ran back to the hotel, waved at him, and quickly directed Victor to close the door.After the sunlight and heat were cut off, he took off his coat and let out a long sigh of relief: "I actually landed in the desert, I was so hot...Ah! Why didn't I sell mineral water just now!"

Asmodeus outside the door didn't know Shi Feixia's lament.He walked a few steps in the desert without any discomfort.In the early days of the Fall, hell was a desolate place where insects never died and fire never went out. After years of transformation, it has achieved its present splendor.

He raised his wrist, and the hands of the watch were spinning wildly, obviously not sensing the Destroyer.If you buy a house, the area within a radius of one kilometer is indeed huge, but if you are looking for people around the world, it is no different from finding a needle in a haystack.

However, fallen angels always have ways of falling angels, for example, find it slowly.

Anyway, with endless years to learn, an inch of time and an inch of gold are not valid for them.

Asmodeus walked through the desert and met people. He talked and gestured with ducks for a long time before he realized that the desert was "Sahara" (Sahara).The head hurts again inexplicably, this time it is very slight, as if something is hitting in the head, the thoughts are messed up, and there are vaguely chaotic branches scattered.

He pressed his forehead, and at the moment when the thread ball disappeared, he grasped the last flash of thought——

Word games.

Is it a play on words related to the name of the desert?

Asmodeus, who is not good at this, wants to break his head, but can only reorganize sahara into ah, sara (ah, Sarah).

He had heard the story of the desert long ago, but never related to Sarah, so the connection may have happened after his fall?

After all, in the history of human beings, the era when angels often descended on the human world has been thousands of years ago. As time goes by, mountains and rivers change, and earth-shaking changes may have taken place in familiar places.

Asmodeus stayed in the desert for another week, dazedly participating in desert football, skateboarding, marathon and other games, a little fun, but nothing—not even a headache.

He has stayed for too long, and he is shouldering the task of saving the Nine Realms, so he can only leave temporarily with regret.I first went to Europe and Africa for a round trip, and then went all the way east, and it took a month and a half to reach China.

Most of the people here are the same as himself, with black hair and black eyes, but they are kind, thinking that after working for so many days, it's time to take a vacation, he took out the business card given by Shi Feixia, and with the intention of living up to the good intentions, In the middle of the night, a call was made at a resident's house.

The person on the other end of the phone was obviously out of the situation, and asked "how to spell" when he heard the name "Asmodeus".

Asmodeus thought for a while: "Ah, you are flattering, and Si is gentle..."

"Flaty? Doesn't that read 'er'? How could it be Ashes?"

……

Asmodeus regretted making the call.

The other party quickly noticed another loophole: "No, isn't your name in English? Why is it spelled in Chinese? Are you an ethnic minority?"

Thinking of Feixia Shi, Asmodeus's patience bar grew another inch: "Asmodeus." Then he spelled it letter by letter.

The other party turned on the computer, and after a while, he exclaimed, "Are you the devil too? Or... er er er, just looking at it, it's quite a blessing, Ke Ke Ke Ke."

Asmodeus blushed and directly hung up the phone.

In less than two seconds, the phone rang.

In order not to disturb the owner, Asmodeus quickly picked it up, and the other party begged for mercy: "I was possessed by an evil spirit just now, and every word I said was not my true meaning! I have always respected and respected all the demon kings. Prepare to, if you let me go east, I will sing "The East Is Red", if you let me go west, I can sing the whole album of "Fantasy", absolutely obeying your command and leadership from heart to body. "

Although he didn't quite understand what he meant, Asmodeus still felt the other party's kindness: "What's your name?"

"Tony, Tuota's Tuo, Sakyamuni's Ni." He paused, and asked cautiously, "Isn't it a system with you?"

Asmodeus said, "You probably don't know him."

The other party asked: "How can I help you?"

Asmodeus thought for a while: "I want to find a place to live for a few days." After leaving the desert, he has been running around. The first time he sat down was just these two phone calls. His body was alright, but he was still very uncomfortable mentally. .

"Is there anything you want from this place?"

"Quiet." He paused, then added, "Small."

……

This request is really very empathetic. He can't do anything about "big", but isn't it easy for "small"?

Tony hung up the phone and started tidying up the house.

Calculated according to the time in the human world, his fate with Noah's Ark was a week earlier than Shi Feixia.At that time, Noah's Ark still used the random selection method to select the representatives of the human world.He spent a year there with vampires, giants, werewolves, hobbits, elves, and nearly broke down.

I thought I would be relieved when I came back, but who knows, my old friend Shi Feixia mixed with Eternal Life there, and was still a permanent resident. Not long after, his cousin Wang Xiaoming fell in love with the Demon King again, and they became a second-generation blood clan (see "Ghost Boss" for details) ), all of a sudden he seemed to be... a special trick!

He made up his mind that this time, he must seize the opportunity.Anyway, the girlfriend has broken up.His little PP has been carefully cared for for so many years, it's time to die for the Lord!

Tuk Tuk.

A crisp knock on the door interrupted his intense imagination.

He put down the rag, grabbed the apron and wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, stepped over a basin of dirty clothes, stepped over another basin of dirty clothes, walked to the door with great difficulty, and opened the peephole.

A man in a baseball cap stood with his head bowed.

"Who is it?" Tony asked cautiously.

"Is it Mr. Niu Zhengui? Your courier."

Tony opened the door before his name resounded in the neighborhood: "What express?"

The courier looked up, revealing a very delicate western face, and handed out the envelope: "It is a free luxury one-year travel experience coupon in the Maldives that can be redeemed at a fake travel agency."

Tony was overwhelmed by his beauty, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, and then he glanced at the brilliant blond hair that couldn't be hidden by a baseball cap, and was stunned again: "Is the English requirement of couriers so high now that foreign employees are hired? "Thinking of my own hotel industry, I feel uneasy.A person is approaching middle age, and a career crisis will indeed erupt!

The courier reminded him: "The key is the experience coupon."

"Oh." Tony took the envelope and pulled out an experience coupon. After reading it carefully, he was shocked again, "One year? Is this called a luxury tour? This is labor export!" He looked up with a sneer, and was about to expose He was also dazzled by the beauty of the other party, and a thought suddenly came to his mind: I don't know if Demon King Ersi is so beautiful.

The courier handed out another check: "There is also a bonus of 100 million in cash."

Tony snatched the check and said with a sneer, "I'm a hotel professional who has received special training from the bank. I've seen a lot of liars like you, thinking that you can do whatever you want with good looks... I don't even think about the impact of money on ordinary people like us." Fuck the importance! It seems real."

The courier said: "The check expires at one o'clock in the afternoon, and the experience voucher expires at three o'clock in the afternoon. You don't have much time left."

Tony held the check and the experience voucher in his heart, and said solemnly: "No, I don't believe in big cakes from heaven! There must be an extremely dangerous conspiracy hidden in it! You are not from a pyramid scheme, are you?"

The courier didn't expect him to be so stubborn, so he took off his hat helplessly.

The moment the blond hair fell down, it seemed as if the bright sunshine in the sky had condensed into a bunch, and it was slowly falling down, raising the upper limit of the original stunning appearance.

Just when Tony couldn't help but wanted to cover his nose, a pair of snow-white wings slowly spread out from the back of the other party, with a warm smile, but no doubt: "I want to temporarily requisition your house and identity, please cooperate."

……

The palms of the hands holding the envelope and the check were slowly sweating. Tony raised the corners of his mouth and asked respectfully and respectfully, "Excuse me, when do you want me to leave?"