Interstellar Gardener

The mud balls are round and gray, with a lingering smell of mud.

Lei Li and Du La looked at the mud balls swirling around their feet, and fell into a long silence.

"Yan Yang," Lei Li swallowed hard, cautiously, and made the final struggle, "Is this our dinner today?"

Yan Yang nodded, with a vague smile on his face, as if he had become interested in the mud ball on the ground: "Well, I got my foot stuck in it when I was walking, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see it."

The dingy lump of mud on the ground moved.

Lei Li and Du La were taken aback.

Moving mud?

"What is this?" Dora asked calmly.

Yan Yang casually took a branch and poked at the mud ball: "It's the golden cicada, I forgot to wash off the mud outside."

Lei Li and Du La quietly breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, it's fine if it's not mud.

but……

Golden Cicada?

The evolved Lei Li never returned to the road of foodie, so the disgusting reptiles in the past have also sublimated in his eyes.

Knowing what the golden cicada is, he found a few big leaves and put the mud ball on it, ran to the river to wash it, and when he came back, there were a few clean golden cicadas.

—— Commonly known as cicada monkey.

"Has Sister Du La ever eaten this?" Yan Yang squinted his eyes and asked, he had eaten it when he was a child, but it was not so big.

Du La shook her head, seeing Yan Yang's reaction should not be bad.

"Where did you catch it?" Lei Li muttered, "I've seen it before. It likes to climb on trees and molt its shell. The adult insects make people irritated by making noise in summer. It's the first time I know that it can be eaten!"

While the three of them were talking, Jin Chan, who had been washed clean, waved her two forefoot like an excavator, opened her teeth and claws, and digged vigorously when she put it on the ground, as if she wanted to dig another hole to bury herself.

Yan Yang pointed to the direction of the river: "There are many such holes over there. I came back to get tools."

Lei Li clapped his hands, threw a few golden cicadas into his backpack to prevent them from escaping, and took out a knife and shells: "Go, I'll go with you."

Yan Yang stood up and said to Du La: "Sister Du La, you set up a tent here to make a fire, let's go find food, be careful of that cloud pattern."

Du La, who was arranging things, had a cold light in his eyes, and the knife on his waist was looming: "Don't worry, he doesn't dare."

Bringing Lei Li, who had evolved into a foodie, to the river, Yan Yang pointed to the large and small holes nearby: "This is here, you continue to dig."

Lei Li wondered, "What about you?"

Rolling up his trouser legs, Yan Yang slowly waded into the river, staring at the sand under the river seriously: "I'll look for something else, eat better today."

Hearing this, Lei Li shrugged his shoulders, squatted down to dig a hole, and picked a big hole to dig. In less than half a minute, another ball of mud was dug out.

"Watch out for leeches."

Yan Yang, who was bending over to look at the bottom of the river, paused, the golden cicada had grown so big, the leech...

He asked Lei Li: "Lei Li, can leeches eat?"

Lei Li shook his hand, and the knife mistakenly poked Jin Chan's body, directly skewering it into candied haws. He raised his head angrily, wishing he could grab Yan Yang and beat him up.

"Of course you can't eat that stuff!" he roared.

bad boy!

The taste is getting stronger and stronger!

Forget about the centipede and golden cicada, but I still want to eat leeches, so I want to die!

slam-la-

There was a large splash of water in the river, and even Lei Li, who was squatting on the bank, was not spared. After being drenched in the cold, he wiped his face to wipe off the water droplets, and Lei Li jumped into a rage: "Yan Yang?!"

slap-

A red thing was under the hood and hit Lei Li hard on the head, making him dizzy.

Lei Li was so angry that he could only hold back, stretched out his hand...to pull...

There was a tug on the scalp, and the slight tingling made Lei Li's eyes widen, with a bad premonition in his heart.

This brat didn't really catch a leech and throw it up, did he?

Lei Li was terrified, and exerted more and more force, but a cold object pinched his finger, causing a terrible pain.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Lei Li screamed, and threw the thing down in anger, only then did he see clearly that it was a crayfish the size of a basketball.

Four eyes facing each other.

The crayfish waved its huge claws and opened its arms: Hug.JPG

Lei Li: "..."

Go up and punch it unconscious.

"Yan Yang, why are you grabbing it? You can't eat this kind of thing."

Although centipedes and golden cicadas look a bit ferocious, their shells fall off as soon as they are peeled off. This thing has a hard and ugly shell, and its claws are scary. It can pinch off fingers with a little force. Lei Li doesn't understand why Yan Yang is grabbing it?

Yan Yang, who was squatting in the river, raised his hand and threw another crayfish up: "This is delicious."

This one was bigger than the one just now, and it suddenly left the river and landed on the bank. At this time, it was scurrying all over the ground aggressively, waving its pincers, and came to the crayfish stunned by Lei Li, provoking a fight.

Lei Li turned around exhausted, continued to dig a hole to look for Jin Chan, and warned Yan Yang: "Don't throw it on me."

Ten minutes later, with a bang, a big blue crab smashed down next to Lei Li, took the unrecognizable crab step, rampaged, and then clamped Lei Li's trousers with its pincers, spitting bubbles.jpg.

Lei Li looked at it calmly, and punched it skillfully, making it keep company with the other two crayfish.

Going out and picking a lot of seasoning plants, Yun Wen went back to the camp and found that Du La was the only one. He couldn't help but wonder: "Where did Lei Li and Yan Yang go?"

Du La, who was boiling water, looked at him and said calmly, "Go to the river to find something to eat, and you should go too, and wash the leaves of these plants."

Yunwen nodded in good temper, turned around and stretched her face.

Taking advantage of Lei Li and Yan Yang's absence, this is a good opportunity, he can grab the hoverboard and escape, but Yun Wen dare not.

One is that he doesn't understand Du La's force value. If the sneak attack turns into a tug-of-war, he will be finished when Lei Li and Yan Yang come back.

The second is that the monk can't run away from the temple if he can run away, they will meet on the coast sooner or later, what should Yan Yang do if he asks him to settle the score?

Reluctantly, Yun Wen could only obediently go to the river to wash things.

As a result, as soon as he reached the river, a big crab fell from the sky and hit Yun Wen's head.

And the overlord who is used to being arrogant in the river waved two huge pincers, and gave Yun Wen a cleansing and blowing.

The brown hair is eloquent, like the heavy snow of goose feathers in the twelfth lunar month, covering the entire line of sight.

His hair... hair!

Yunwen's whole body trembled, and he raised his head to the sky and yelled angrily, "Get off me!"

Crab: Spit Bubbles.jpg

Yan Yang, who was touching the crab with his head depressed, heard the sound, and when he turned around, he saw Yun Wen with a ferocious expression like a ghost, trampling the crab under his feet.

"That's our dinner, if you step on it, you're responsible for solving it."

And Lei Li, who was devoted to digging holes, asked strangely: "Have you changed your hairstyle?"

Moment rolled his eyes, completely out of breath.

In the evening, Du La, who was guarding the camp, waited for Yan Yang, who was wet, wet, to change her hairstyle, the moiré who was dragged back in a coma, and Lei Li, who had a helpless face covered with vines of all sizes.

Du La stared at the group in front of her dumbfounded, unable to say a word for a while.

"What's wrong with him?" Dora choked out.

Lei Li was helpless, and said concisely: "I was stunned by the anger."

Du La wisely didn't ask about the passing, and looked at the vine ball hanging on Lei Li's shoulder: "What is this?"

Untie it and see that there are more than a dozen golden cicadas the size of a fist, eight crayfish the size of a washbasin, and six crabs...

Du La pursed her lips, is this really edible?

"How to deal with this?" In the end, she chose to trust her teammates.

Yan Yang: "Wash the crayfish to remove the shrimp threads, and the crabs use hard leaves to brush off the mud, and clean up the dirt in the belly cover. It's very simple. Lei Li can learn it. These have already been dealt with."

After all, it is an imported thing, every one is cleaned up, and Yan Yang strictly checks it.

"What about the method, do you know?" Dora asked.

Yan Yang went to the tent to take off his wet clothes and put them next to the fire, and then he put on a Leili coat and moved closer to Du La.

The clothes of all the contestants are friendly gifts from the program group, breathable and comfortable, expensive materials, and strictly fit the body to avoid hindering movement.

Lei Li is a muscular man, squatting in the gym all year round, so his clothes are super super super super super size, like Yan Yang's normal height, wearing Lei Li's clothes is like a child who steals his parents' clothes.

But he sat there with a serious expression, carefully explaining how to do these things.

Such a huge contrast is cute, even the indifferent Du La often loses his mind.

"Sister Du La?" Yan Yang tilted his head, "Do you understand?"

Du La suddenly came back to her senses, and nodded to express her understanding: "Go and rest for a while, and have dinner right away."

Lei Li over there raised his big hand and patted his face, shaking the moiré pattern: "Wake up! Wake up quickly! Fuck, this guy can really sleep...you're awake."

Yun Wen covered her hot face, and gave Lei Li a hard look: "What are you doing?"

Lei Li: "Dula is going to cook, you go and tell him what the plants you picked for seasoning are good for."

It was only then that Yun Wen noticed that the sky was slightly darker, and the closer to the coast, the sparser the trees, and they could already see the stars in the night at their current position.

Unable to fight again and again, Moire could only run to teach Dora to distinguish plants with a bitter face.

After Yan Yang's clothes were dried, dinner was ready.

Grilled golden cicada, boiled lobster, steamed crab.

However, the three of Yan Yang looked at each other in dismay, and in unison, they all aimed at the cloud pattern not far away.

Cloud pattern is vigilant: "What do you want to do?"

Do you want to cross the river and demolish the bridge?

Yan Yang waved at him with a smile, and asked friendlyly, "Do you want to eat?"

Lei Li said in a rough voice, "If you don't eat, you won't have the energy. If you can't walk tomorrow, don't blame us for leaving you."

Du La gave Yunwen a cold look: "Tonight we will take turns keeping vigil, and you need to replenish your calories."

Glancing at the 'dinner' in distaste, Momo shook his head crazily: "Thank you, I'm not hungry."

Nima, if he has never seen crayfish and crabs, can those things be eaten?

Bite it up and be careful to break your teeth!

There is also that yellow-brown golden cicada, roasted into a black pile, I am afraid that it will be poisoned if eaten!

Moore really regretted following Group 6 at this time. If he had obediently abstained, he would have returned to the program base, took a hot bath, and fell asleep on the bed.

only--

Group 6 is so weird, I don't know what the audience will call it?

And Yan Yang, who will probably be hidden by the snow when he goes back this time.

Thinking of this, Yunwen smiled gloatingly.

Yan Yang, Lei Li, and Du La looked at each other, stood up in unison, surrounded the cloud pattern shrunk in front of the tent, and slowly approached.

Yun Wen suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "What do you want to do?"

Du La said indifferently, "Feed you."

Lei Li chuckled: "Good brother, let's have dinner together."

Yan Yang smiled: "You're welcome."

Moire: "..."

Half a minute later, heart-piercing screams resounded through the sky.

"Fuck it, let it go, I won't eat it!"

Du La held down Yun Wen's wildly waving arms, Lei Li held down his kicking feet, and then Yan Yang picked up the crab meat, lobster meat, and golden cicada meat, and stuffed them into Yun Wen's mouth.

The screaming stopped abruptly.

Yan Yang asked that sentence again with a smile: "How is it? It's delicious!"

Moire's face, from red to white to blue, finally turned into a normal wheat color.

The quick face-changing stunt made the three of them stare blankly.

Yun Wen chewed hesitantly, his expression completely changed, he smacked his lips in anticipation: "Is there any more? I want more!"

Yan Yang stood up, relieved: "It seems that there is no poison."

Du La and Lei Li nodded, stood up and returned to the fire, picked up chopsticks and started eating, during which no one paid attention to the unfinished cloud pattern.

Yun Wen was furious: "You test me for poison!"

These scumbags who deceive people's feelings!

He picked up a lobster claw and crushed it with a single bite. The delicate little white teeth were so ferocious that he broke out in a cold sweat for no reason.

Yan Yang smiled slightly showing his neat little white teeth: "No, we are afraid that you will play tricks."

Moire said that he is familiar with the plants in the forest, what if there is something wrong with the plants he is looking for?

For example, if you eat it, you will fall into a coma or something...

Moire shut up resentfully. In fact, he originally wanted to do the same, but he couldn't find this kind of plant.

Yan Yang waved: "Do you want to eat?"

Don't eat for nothing, Yun Wen smacked his lips, recollected what he ate just now, and squeezed over: "Eat, eat, I want to eat too."

Yan Yang smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Well, it's pulling people into the foodie pit again.

The four formed a circle and began to enjoy tonight's food.

Both animals and bugs in the interstellar world are large in size. Crayfish and crabs are the size of a washbasin. The meat is delicious, but the shell is also very hard.

In the dark forest, the bright fire swayed with the wind, and there was a loud sound of heavy objects hitting from time to time, accompanied by 'so hard', 'shell can't be eaten', 'my teeth', 'stoned', 'delicious', etc. Sigh, most of the time has passed without knowing it.

After a full meal, the three of them took turns to watch the night according to the old rules, and Yan Yang was still ranked first.

Lei Lidu pulled them to solve their physical needs, and when they came back, they saw Yan Yang squatting there, staring at a bullfrog.

What the hell!

Lei Li retreated crazily, with a horrified expression, and Du La was also stunned by the bullfrog's ugly appearance, hesitating to speak.

Whenever they think they understand Yan Yang, this guy will refresh their cognition.

Although they have eaten centipedes, roasted cicadas, gnawed crabs, and sucked lobsters, they still get goosebumps from the skin of bullfrogs.

Lei Li really wanted to ask Yan Yang, is everything edible in his place?

Yan Yang raised his head, his face eager to try: "Lei Li, we..."

Lei Li hastily interrupted him, every cell in his body was crazily resisting: "Dinner is very full, there is no need for supper."

Although he didn't know about this thing, just by looking at Yan Yang's expression, he knew that this thing could be eaten.

Yan Yang thought for a while, then took out a rope and tied it on the bullfrog's leg: "Then eat it tomorrow."

Lei Li: "..."

Dora: "..."

Moiré: "..."

Can you refuse?

At night, after all the contestants fell asleep, the program team started the day's work.

The editor in charge edits the controversial and explosive videos of the day so that they can be played tomorrow.

"Director, the ratings of the last two episodes have dropped a little bit. The platform side said that they can add some shots to Yan Yang." The assistant director contacted the director with a bitter face.

The chief director murmured vaguely that he would wait for him to go back.

Hearing the clicking sound coming from the video, the assistant director couldn't help but ask, "Director, what are you doing?"

The camera flickered, and the chief director appeared, pretending to be sleepy and yawning: "I'm going to wash up and go to bed. I'll talk about the camera work when I get back."

The assistant director said faintly: "Before going to bed, don't forget to wipe off the oil around your mouth."

The director subconsciously wiped his mouth.

"So, director, have you gone to eat alone?"

The director nodded awkwardly.

The assistant director was curious: "What did you eat?"

At the end, he joked, "Could it be a centipede?"

director:"……"

The assistant director laughed: "...It's not kind to eat alone."

"Then I'll pack some for you." The director said weakly.

After hanging up the video, the director breathed a sigh of relief and complained to the person opposite: "You won't come to me for dinner during the day?"

Gu Yu, who was drinking silently, raised his eyes, expressionless: "Are you free during the day?"

He is not available.

Director Sansan: "Tomorrow, you should prepare. We will land on the island on the seventh day. From the analysis of the current situation, there should be about ten people who can successfully reach the coast. With a common opponent, they will no longer kill each other. You Can you handle it alone?"

"Defeat them one by one," Gu Yu said slowly, "I didn't study for nothing in the military academy."

The director winked: "That Yan Yang said he was a friend, your attention to him is a bit out of bounds!"

Gu Yu lowered his eyes, his heart full of fighting intent: "He is very strong, so strong that my blood boils."

that's it?

The director was dumbfounded, the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong.

He has had several lovers. Gu Yu is always thinking about her appearance, and even sets her photo as a smart brain screen. It is clearly a sign of falling in love. Why is it a declaration of war?

You deserve to be single!

The director twitched the corners of his mouth, his chest was stuffy with anger, he rubbed his temples, and warned: "You are a popular actor, bully others too seriously and be careful of recruiting gangsters. Also, be careful when you are eliminated, clean up the weak first, lest they play tricks behind their backs." trick."

After drinking the wine in the bottle, the hot feeling spread down the throat and spread to the whole body, Gu Yu squinted his eyes, and smiled with an unknown meaning at the corner of his mouth.

"Of course, I always like to save the precious ones for last."

Since a group of gourmet experts live broadcasted Centipede Eight Eats, the audience acceptance of "Survival in the Wild" has been greatly improved.

Coupled with the fact that he was able to retreat safely when encountering a group of wild boars, and even caused the King of Wild Boars to flee, Yan Yang was completely famous.

Although there are still a small number of people who find it difficult to accept the centipede, most people will give a thumbs up when they mention Yan Yang, saying that they did a good job.

It's just that Yan Yang's team in the third and fourth episodes was lucky and didn't encounter any opponents, so the program team gave them very few shots, which caused the audience to be a little disappointed.

Today is the broadcast time of the fifth episode, and the audience is a little bit unmotivated.

The scene where the contestants crossed the jungle was very thrilling, but the audience just felt that something was missing. Even though the two groups almost got slapped out when they encountered a black bear, the audience still lacked interest.

Some viewers who were only interested in Yan Yang did not see anyone for a long time, and left disappointed. The ratings of the fifth episode dropped a bit.

The field is full of explosive points.

At the beginning of the program, Yan Yang's 6 groups arrived at the place where the hoverboard was dropped and spread out to search.

The audience who had already given up hope were taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly called their friends, the ratings of the show instantly increased, and the chief director was delighted from ear to ear.

The program was broadcasting to the point where the team leader of Group 9 threatened Yan Yang, and the gloating audience burst out laughing.

"Don't say anything, just sympathize with them for a second."

"Young man, do you know what it means to not be judged by appearance?"

"Tsk tsk, it's a little late. I heard that the loyal audience of "Survival in the Wild" rejected Yan Yang very much at first?"

"That's right, it's still called Yan Yang Xiaobailian, many people have been banned by fans."

"But now the bullet screens are all in support of Yan Yang, and the word "little boy" is rarely seen."

"These are all tourists who came here after the centipede. There is no prejudice against straight male cancer. Yan Yang is indeed worthy of our praise."

"What about the person who said he was a bad boy? Won't he come out and apologize?"

No one came out to claim it. Those who wantonly despised Yan Yang were reported and banned by Yang fans, and those who were dissatisfied just despised them silently. Now that they have been slapped in the face, it is impossible to jump out and say that I scolded Yan Yang in my heart.

The resident staff of the "Survival in the Wild" forum seemed to have forgotten about this matter and avoided talking about it.

It's not that he is still dissatisfied with Yan Yang, but that he can't help but apologize.

The barrage of the program refreshed very quickly, and this topic was replaced by another topic in less than 3 minutes.

Seeing that Yan Yang kicked his opponent away, the audience clapped and applauded, praising Yan Yang for his good work. The support rate of the 6 groups below the program has soared from 5% to 90%.

When Yan Yang said that he would strip him naked and drop him on a tree to make him feel better with bees...

The expressions of the audience were frozen, and the smiles were stiff.

They know where the bees are. At the beginning of the show, a big shot was given. The key point is that the fist-sized bee stings on the body. Is it really just for fun?

Sure enough, no one can provoke Yan Yang, who is obedient and clever in appearance!

This child is really good sometimes, but he is scarier than anyone else when he is a bear!

After Moire, who is familiar with forest plants, joined the 6 groups, the audience understood Yan Yang's intention after a little thought, and at the same time, they were expecting it.

The gourmet celebrity V who became a captive of the centipede suddenly appeared, and crazily sprinkled flowers on the barrage below the program, hoping that Yan Yang could find more edible raw materials to satisfy their increasingly empty stomachs.

Yan Yang lived up to everyone's expectations, ran to the river and dug two balls of mud for everyone.

Audiences:"……"

Food expert: "..."

fan:"……"

Can mud be eaten?

The author has something to say: Gu Yu: Very strong, full of enthusiasm and high fighting spirit.

Big fish deserve you to be single_(:з」∠)_

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