Interstellar Gardener

This is the most common black-headed centipede.

The sharp wooden stick firmly nailed its head, and the centipede's whole body was wrapped around the wooden stick and twisted wildly, scraping off a lot of sawdust while struggling with its sharp legs.

The young man who was sitting in front of the fire and holding a wooden stick had no expression on his face, and even took the time to observe how many legs the centipede had.

click-

Broke one with bare hands!

"Let go, let go, you let go! Throw that thing away quickly!" Lei Li shouted in despair.

Lange and the other two companions looked at each other, then took a step back quietly, cold sweat slid down their foreheads.

What did he just say?

Lange, whose scalp was numb from the hideous appearance of the centipede, went blank. It took him a long time to remember that he seemed to call Yan Yang a rookie with no power to restrain a chicken?

"Lei Li." Lange called softly behind Lei Li.

Lei Li, with goosebumps coming out one after another, rubbed his arms vigorously, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"

Lange's tone was weak: "Does Yan Yang of your team hold grudges?"

Lei Li choked up, recalling the unlucky things he encountered along the way, nodded cruelly under Lange's hopeful gaze, and patted Lange's shoulder sympathetically.

"Be careful tonight," Lei Li said expressionlessly, but he could still hear a little schadenfreude. "He once said that he would throw snakes under my bed."

What the hell!

Lange and his companion looked at each other, resisting the desire to leave, not daring to look at Yan Yang with a mocking expression.

What if I fell asleep and woke up the next day to find that the person sharing my bed was a big centipede...

The picture is so beautiful that my scalp tingles just thinking about it.

Yan Yang over there focused most of his attention on the centipede, so he couldn't hear what the few people were whispering.

He repeated: "Lei Li, can this be eaten?"

There are three more strong men, and their food is two less.

"No, throw it away."

"Yes, it tastes good."

Two voices sounded at the same time, Yan Yang looked at Lei Li who said no, then at the mature and stable Du La, and decided to listen to Du La.

Yan Yang leaned over: "How do you want to eat this?"

Lei Li couldn't believe it: "Dula?"

You are a girl!

Is it really okay to be so cruel?

Du La glanced at Lei Li, and said honestly: "I've seen people eat it before, remove the poisonous glands and internal organs, I heard it's all meat."

I heard it's all meat...all meat...meat...

Except for the curious Yan Yang and Du La, who didn't change his face, the rest of them looked ashen, and one even covered his mouth with a nauseous look.

Yan Yang quickly handed the wooden stick to Du La: "Sister Du La, do you know what to do?"

At close range, the hideous appearance of the centipede was unbearable even to Du La, and the hairs on his bare arms stood up, but for the sake of food... Du La bit the bullet and took the wooden stick, put it on the ground and stepped on it with her foot The centipede struggled endlessly, then raised the knife and cut off the centipede's head.

click - click -

This is the sound of a centipede's feet being snapped off.

Lange swallowed, terrified.

The powerless rookie is watching with great interest, and the woman who lacks explosive power dissects her face without changing her face——

At this time, Lange finally realized that Lei Li was the bottom of the team.

Several men stood there in shock, Du La's face was gloomy: "Come and help."

Lei Li: "..."

Lange: "..."

"Sister Du La, is this delicious?" Yan Yang squatted beside him and asked.

Du La was very satisfied with Yan Yang, her tone was not as gloomy as before: "I don't know, do you want to eat first?"

"Okay, I just happened to be hungry again." The three of them ate the snake meat just now, and each of them just barely stuffed their stomachs, but now they are already growling with hunger.

Lei Li walked over slowly, and Du La had already broken off all the legs of the centipede, pinched the head and removed the tail, and the flat cylindrical body of the centipede was finally acceptable to Lei Li.

Du La: "Dug out the internal organs, and the poisonous glands."

Lei Li: "...Oh."

Watching Lei Li obediently going to the creek to deal with the centipede, Lange froze, not knowing what to do.

If what happened just now didn't happen, according to Lange's temperament, he would definitely grab the backpack and tent before Lei Li left...

but now--

He dare not!

Ten minutes later, Lei Li came back with the cleaned centipede, because Du La said that when roasting the centipede, the outer shell needs to lock in moisture, so Lei Li did not remove the shell, but just cut a seam and dug it out. dirty stuff.

Out of curiosity, Yan Yang reached out and took a look at the centipede's shell. The hard black shell was covered with white snow, which looked a bit like chicken at first glance.

Maybe it was the Zerg invasion thousands of years ago, or maybe it was for survival in the cruel environment, these centipedes were a little different from what Yan Yang remembered.

Du La took the centipede over. At this time, the meat beside the fire was almost roasted. The three discussed it and decided to make the meat into jerky, which can be directly made into broth next time.

Under the watchful eyes of several people, this one-meter-long centipede was placed on a wooden frame, sprinkled with wild fruit juice, and roasted.

"By the way, what kind of poisonous insect chased you so embarrassingly?" Yan Yang asked suddenly.

Lange dared not speak out, and replied honestly: "It's a group of scorpions, the size of a football, and fast. If we weren't vigilant, I'm afraid they would have been surrounded."

Scorpion?

Yan Yang sighed: "It seems that scorpions can also be eaten... It's quite scary to be surrounded by a group of scorpions!"

Lange: "..."

You are more terrifying!

Lange's teammates seemed to have a psychological shadow on Yan Yang, and asked actively, "Should I spray some insect repellent around?"

The three bottles of insect repellent that were used as accommodation and food expenses lay there intact, and no one noticed at all. The man suddenly felt that his precious things were not worth mentioning in the eyes of others.

Yan Yang shook his head: "Spray it before going to bed, so the smell won't dissipate so quickly."

The man is comfortable.

When everyone was talking, the centipede meat on the fire began to emit bursts of burnt aroma. The smell of meat mixed with fruity aroma mixed in the air. Every breath was a great torment. The six people present began to secrete saliva. cooing.

Dura hurriedly poured the juice again to make it more flavorful.

"It's ready to eat." Du La checked and confirmed.

As soon as the words fell, the two men in the team reacted completely differently.

The delicate-looking one approached expectantly, eager to try the knife in his hand, wondering where to start.

And the other burly muscular man rolled and crawled back crazily, with a face of resistance.

Du La's gloomy eyes fell on the trembling Lei Li: "Don't eat?"

Lei Li's little chicken pecked at the rice and nodded repeatedly: "I won't eat it! I won't eat it even if I'm killed!"

Fuck, who dares to eat this thing!

Even if it is a remote planet, where the environment is cruel and it is impossible to grow fruits and vegetables, there are cheap and delicious nutrient solutions instead.

Who wouldn't want to eat this?

Yan Yang, who was squatting beside Du La, cut off a piece of white meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to taste it with puffy cheeks.

The smooth and tender meat is mixed with the aroma of wild fruits, and the delicious fragrance bursts on the tip of the tongue after one bite, which makes people want to stop.

"Hmm...it feels like chicken...but it doesn't taste like...delicious..."

Seeing that Yan Yang's eyes were about to narrow, Du La took a bite out of curiosity, then her eyes lit up, and she exclaimed, "It's delicious."

"It's Sister Du La's skill."

While eating, Yan Yang said inarticulately: "Lei Li, if you don't eat, be careful that you won't be able to walk tomorrow."

"I'd rather be hungry than eat that thing, it's disgusting." Lei Li looked disgusted.

Yan Yang's chewing movements slowed down, he looked at Lei Li with puffed cheeks and didn't speak.

Lei Li suddenly had a bad feeling.

"what are you doing?"

The entire centipede had been eaten by Yan Yang and Du La. Yan Yang tilted his head and cut off a piece of meat, and then picked it up with the chopsticks he made temporarily——

"Come on, don't be embarrassed, I'll feed you."

After finishing speaking, Yan Yang stood up, still holding the piece of shiny white centipede meat in his hand.

Lei Li screamed: "Fuck, don't come here!"

At this moment, it was too late to turn around and try to run, Yan Yang moved quickly, grabbed Lei Li's back collar and pulled it hard, this muscular burly man was pushed to the ground by Yan Yang just like a little chicken.

"Dula! Dula!" Lei Li, who was lying on the ground and found that he could not shake Yan Yang no matter what, let out a heart-piercing scream, "Stop him! Dad! I call you Dad, let me go!" Bar!"

Du La, who was eating, raised her head and said calmly, "Yan Yang, do you want to help?"

Lei Li was sad and angry, and out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw Lange who was in a daze: "Lange! Lange! Good brother, please save me!"

Yan Yang tilted his head and looked at the three people huddled together who seemed to be very cold: "Huh?"

Lange, who was suddenly named, shuddered and shook his head frantically: "You can pretend that I don't exist, please continue."

Seeing this, Yan Yang quickly stuffed the meat into Lei Li's screaming mouth. The next second, Lei Li petrified, and his whole body stiffened at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Take a look, I think it tastes good."

With a blank mind, Lei Li subconsciously chewed twice: "...Hmmmm?"

Yan Yang smiled: "Is it delicious?"

Lei Li smacked his lips and nodded hesitantly: "It's delicious."

Stepping on the line, from the first time to countless times, may only take a second.

Lei Li, who came back to his senses, smacked his lips. Seeing Yan Yang let go of him, he hurriedly got up, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Dula, save some for me!"

Lange: "..."

No, is Lei Li finally broken?

Yan Yang invited: "Do you want Lange to eat?"

"No need, we have barbecue." Lange swallowed, and turned to stare at the pieces of meat bought in exchange for three bottles of insect repellent.

After this incident, the three of Lange finally figured out the food chain of this team.

Recalling the way Yan Yang pinned Lei Li to the ground with one hand just now, and thinking about Lei Li saying that Yan Yang was very vengeful, Lange's heart shuddered, and he suddenly felt bitter in his heart, and felt that he needed to be more vigilant tonight.

Lei Li over there was having dinner with Du La, and Lange seemed to be afraid of Yan Yang, how far away he was.

Yan Yang thought for a while, walked around the camp, and found two tough wooden sticks.

"What are you doing this for?" Lei Li asked inarticulately.

Yan Yang, who was sharpening the wooden stick with a knife, replied without raising his head: "Wait a while and look around for centipedes and scorpions."

"Puff—cough cough—" Lange, who was drinking water, gulped down his nose with too much force, and coughed repeatedly.

Controlled by appetite, Lei Li was vicious, he completely put aside the fear brought about by the centipede's ferocious appearance, and nodded again and again: "Okay, I'll go too."

Yan Yang, who was sitting by the fire, moved his ears and walked out of the camp lightly. The ubiquitous darkness quickly submerged that slender figure.

Lange looked at Lei Li and Du La. Not only were the two not nervous, but they were used to it.

Crack——crack———

A strange voice came from a distance, and the three of Lange stood up anxiously.

"what happened?"

Lei Li said carelessly: "I should have found something. The snakes, wild fruits, and wild wolf meat we ate were all caught by Yan Yang."

Lange was very surprised, he didn't expect Yan Yang to be so powerful!

There was a rustling sound in the grass, which seemed to be the movement of heavy objects slipping through the struggle.

As the sound approached, the guarded people saw clearly that it was Yan Yang who made the sound.

"I caught four more!" The pleasant voice sounded very happy.

When Yan Yang walked into the area shrouded in flames, everyone could clearly see what he was holding.

Familiar sticks...and familiar centipedes!

The tall wooden stick was sharper than before, and easily pierced the centipede's head. The big and small centipedes were stacked together like candied haws and twisted their bodies desperately. The red, black, and black colors were bright, and the sawdust fell on Yan Yang's feet. side.

pat-

Lange dropped the barbecue in his hand.

......

This time Lei Li didn't resist anymore, he moved faster than Du La, rushed up and snapped the centipede's leg, and was gesturing where to pinch the head and tail.

Over there, Lange looked at the only two pieces of barbecue at his hand, thought for a while and gritted his teeth: "We will also find the centipede later!"

"Langer?" The other two companions were terrified.

Lange smiled wryly: "Two pieces of meat are not enough to eat. We will face the plight of starvation tomorrow. Why don't we catch a few centipedes and exchange them for meat."

Anyway, those three psychopaths like it.

The other two thought it was a good idea after thinking about it, so they held back the discomfort in their hearts and discussed it with Yan Yang.

At this moment, they no longer dared to underestimate Yan Yang, no, they should be praying in their hearts that Yan Yang would be eliminated by other people as soon as possible, and not let them face each other head-on.

Yan Yang readily agreed.

After tidying up, each of them found two wooden sticks, and decided to go out for another round, leaving Du La to guard the camp.

......

Yan Yang and the others were lucky. They went out for two hours, and everyone gained more or less something.

Lange took the centipede he had caught and exchanged a lot of wild wolf meat with Yan Yang and the others. Du La's craftsmanship was really good. He had already eaten two pieces of barbecue for dinner, but Lange couldn't help but take a bite when he smelled the aroma.

"Huh? Where's my meat?" Lei Li roared angrily from the side of the fire.

Du La was puzzled: "What kind of meat?"

Lei Li glanced around with a pair of tiger eyes: "It's the centipede meat I put there, I plan to come back for supper."

Du La raised her head abruptly: "I'll give Lange all the meat here."

Lange, who had been sneaking around, paused, his expression frightened, and his bulging cheeks trembled slightly. The other two looked at the captain sympathetically with lingering fear on their faces.

"What color is the meat of the other wild wolves?" Lange asked weakly.

Teammate: "Dark red."

Lange looked down at the white and tender roast meat in his hand... chewing... chewing...

Damn, what a loss!

Today is the second day of "Wild Survival".

Familiar audiences know that although Survival in the Wild needs to be filmed for seven days, the program group adopts the method of one night and one broadcast.

After the participating members fall asleep, the program team will work overtime to edit out all the hottest videos of the day, and broadcast them on the prime time of the Bluestar TV platform the next day.

Blue Star TV is the largest video website in Interstellar, and its daily traffic can almost reach half of the population of Interstellar, which is amazing, so the programs that can be broadcast in prime time are all programs that attract much attention.

When the competitors knew that Yan Yang was invited to participate in this issue of Survival in the Wild, they felt amused and at the same time thought it was an opportunity.

So before the show was broadcast, many rhythmic topics popped up on the Internet, about Yan Yang's overreaching, regret for the show's unscrupulous means for traffic, and so on.

Many loyal viewers of the show knew that Yan Yang came to this show, and the show was ridiculed by the outside world for this, and they exploded one after another. They blamed Yan Yang for this feeling, thinking that it was all the trouble he caused, and they felt that it was all the trouble for Yan Yang. The resentment grew stronger.

"Survival in the wild has finally fallen. Is this for the traffic to find those little stars to increase the topic?"

"I know Yan Yang, and I like it, but he shouldn't come to the wild to survive. I feel like he won't be able to survive the night."

"I'm laughing so hard, who does Yan Yang think he is, that if he can beat the starlets of the same period, he can beat those contestants?"

"Who gave him confidence?"

"Shhh, what are you talking about? Yan Yang fans are not easy to mess with. Do you want to be banned?"

"Those viewers in the sympathy forum, who just protested, were reported and blocked."

"Just seal it, they can only play tricks like this, expecting them to see their idols fuck off."

With the attention of everyone looking forward to it, the first episode of "Survival in the Wild" was finally edited, and it was logged on the largest video website in StarCraft at [-] o'clock the next night.

In addition to fans' support, Yan Yang, who was ridiculed by the whole network, gained most of the audience's attention from the very beginning.

At the beginning of the show, there was a lottery scene, and Yan Yang got the number 6 under the eyes of everyone. His teammate is a muscular man and a woman who is a fitness expert.

The audience couldn't help showing sympathy. You must know that the team needs to work together in the early stage of the game, and having a strong teammate is more important than anything else.

When the show is broadcast, viewers can 'bet' to choose their favorite king.

Team No. 6 was at the bottom of the competition.

A total of eight women participated in this episode of the program, and women joined other groups. Why are only 6 groups rejected by everyone?

The reason is Yan Yang.

After all, from the audience's point of view, the other groups consisted of two men and one woman, while the sixth group consisted of one man and one woman, so the winning rate was naturally not high.

At this time, the program had already broadcast to Yan Yang asking how to operate the Dura aerostat.

The already contemptuous audience despised Yan Yang even more. Even the aerostat had to be operated by a woman. Who in this group would expect it?

And Lin's ambush can be regarded as a small climax in the show.

The audience who didn't like Yan Yang and even hated him for lowering the level of the show clapped their hands and hoped that Lin would teach Yan Yang a lesson.

How do you know—

Yan Yang eliminated his opponent with one move!

audience:"......"

Impossible, they don't believe it!

"I don't believe it, how could it be possible to defeat the opponent so easily?"

"Say, how much did Yan Yang give you?"

"Is this a script prepared in advance? If there is a script, it will never be discussed!"

"He must have kidney deficiency! He must have kidney deficiency!"

Immediately, the bullet screen was full of kidney deficiency, making the later audience think that they had gone to the wrong place.

The fans who have been silently enduring other people's ridicule towards their idols are finally elated. While being proud of Yan Yang, they finally let go of some worries.

"Enough, is it so difficult to admit that others are excellent?"

"Yangyang, come on, you're welcome, just slap me in the face!"

Because Yan Yang's performance was very different from what the audience expected, the audience wanted to lock Yan Yang in sight and check every inch to find out how Yan Yang cheated.

In the end, there was no picture of Yan Yang cheating, and the relationship between the six groups was getting better and better.

audience:"……"

Some loyal viewers comforted themselves, it's okay, it was just an accident, they went into the forest to see how arrogant Yan Yang was.

The behavior of Yan Yang's queen made some women feel less disgusted, and felt that he was quite handsome. Of course, even if they thought Yan Yang was good, they didn't dare to speak up for him when the whole network was ridiculed.

Fans who already liked Yan Yang liked him even more, each girl's heart exploded and she giggled while holding her red cheeks.

Soon, the audience saw Yan Yang at the back of the palace stopped there, holding his breath——

"What is this for?"

"Finally freaked out?"

"I knew he couldn't!"

The virtual network will amplify the desires and emotions in the heart, and the audience is eager to prove that they are right, Yan Yang is just a little chick.

Then they saw Yan Yang slam it hard, nailing a snake as thick as an arm to a tree.

Fans: "Ahhhhhh Yangyang is awesome!"

Audiences:"......"

This is unscientific, Yan Yang is at least five meters away from the big tree, plus the height, how did he aim at it?

Du La's act of climbing a tree to fetch a snake won the favor of everyone, and some women finally publicly expressed their support for Group 6 in the barrage.As for Lei Li, who was scared to death by the snake, the audience felt that he was very ashamed.

Yan Yang's proposal to camp in the same place won the approval of some people, and then he quickly built a fire, Du La set up a tent, and Lei Li went out to look for food.

The tacit cooperation of the three attracted a group of rational viewers. Below the program, the winning support rate of the 6 groups finally rose from 0% to 5%, which can be regarded as a small improvement.

"What's there to be proud of? Women in other groups can do such trivial things as lighting a fire!"

"There are people who support it. Is it all about face these days?"

"It's over, it's over, the show has been taken over by Yan Yang fans!"

"Who is disgusting with a sour tone? A group of straight men are cancerous!"

"It's hard to admit that others are good, but it should be easy to admit that you are small-minded."

"very sour!"

Yan Yang's performance did not disappoint the fans. Yang fans were finally able to straighten their backs in the barrage, proud of their idols, and have the confidence to hate those sour people.

But the Yang fans who were fighting with those people didn't notice that the show had already been played until Yan Yang and Lei Li went out to look for food again.

fruit trees...

Hare……

At this time, Yan Yang in the show smiled and said to Lei Li on the tree: "Don't be afraid, my fans are very cute, kind-hearted and soft."

Fans: "Ah, ah, Yangyang, I love you forever!"

The viewers who were stunned to doubt their lives: "..."

The forum member whose account was banned: "..."

Did Yan Yang misunderstand his fans?

The audience thought that Yan Yang and Lei Li would return to the camp contented, but Yan Yang left the team and ran away!

Alone...in the wild forest...at night...on the run!

Want to die, right?

The audience who was angry with Yang fans gloated, and could almost imagine the scene of Yan Yang giving up the game.

In the end, within half an hour, Yan Yang killed a wolf!

A wild wolf half the height of a human being trapped in hunger!

audience:"......"

My face hurts!

This is not the end yet. The Lange trio who rushed into the camp made the audience curious and worried that the two teams would fight at this time. It must be known that the darkness will make rescue more difficult, and it may not be possible to rescue the people who gave up the game in time.

Then, here comes the point——

Just when the audience was guessing what kind of poisonous insect Langer had encountered, the delicate-looking little star who was ridiculed, under the terrified gaze of the crowd, raised a centipede that was one meter long and asked others if they could eat it...

Can I eat...

eat……

audience:"……"

can not eat!

Did this guy know they were saying bad things, so he came here to disgust them?

The author has something to say: at the beginning——

Audience: Beat to death

later--

Audience: really fragrant

Thanks to the refill for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 when smiling;

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