Interstellar Gardener

He probably knew that he had done something stupid, and the man who was thrown over his shoulder made a bitter face and lay flat and let him beat him.

Yan Yang still felt puzzled, so he went up to mend his feet again.

"Have you calmed down?" Gu Yu, who was lying on the ground, raised her head cautiously, looking at Yan Yang whose face was blurred by the backlight, suddenly felt something strange in her heart.

But this strange feeling was fleeting, and disappeared without a trace before he could react.

Yan Yang sneered: "What do you think?"

Gu Yu frowned, and after thinking for two seconds, he proposed: "...I don't think so, why don't you punch me two more times?"

Yan Yang was immediately laughed out of anger, and only then did he realize that Gu Yu was a fool, and it would seem that he was mentally handicapped to argue with him, so Yan Yang narrowed his eyes and approached slowly.

The man lying on the ground squirmed his body, turning over with difficulty like a turtle, with his back facing up, and said in a low voice, "Come on."

"That's what you said."

Yan Yang walked to Gu Yu's side, wiped the sweat from his forehead, bent down and sat directly on Gu Yu's back.

Feeling that the touch on his back was not right, Gu Yu moved his limbs carefully, looking more and more like a suppressed tortoise.

"what are you doing?"

"You asked me to come," Yan Yang rolled his eyes, "I just happened to be tired, so I'll borrow your body to use it, won't I regret it?"

Gu Yu lay on the ground and laughed dryly: "No, please sit as you please, I mean, sit as you please."

It took only three seconds for the audience in the live broadcast room to go from toothache to numb expression.

At first they saw Yan Yang punching Gu Yu to the flesh, and felt that Gu Yu was pitiful, but he was beaten so badly after just a kiss. Later, Gu Yu turned around and suggested that Yan Yang continue, and they understood that the two were Lei The sound was loud and the rain was small, and there was no real kung fu at all.

The audience stared dumbfounded at Yan Yang's really rude use of people as meat pads, sitting on it with a puff to rest, while Gu Yu below was able to scratch his hands and feet, and while Yan Yang was not paying attention, gently fiddled with the soil around his face, his expression was full Numbly.

Nima, they just watched a live broadcast, why should they be stuffed with dog food!

Gu Yu, you just said that the two are friends. Do you have such friends?

Seeing how you are so happy and worried that Yan Yang will not sit still and fall, I feel like you are touching your conscience and say it again——

Are you really friends with Yan Yang? !

They wouldn't believe it even if they were killed!

"I feel like I've been hurt and I need first aid!" A fish powder said after a long time while clutching his little heart.

This statement has been echoed by countless people:

"Let's go together, who can do me a favor and call us an ambulance."

"Hehe, I know that Big Yu has never been in a relationship, but I didn't know he was so dull!"

"People who have never been in love are terrible. If they are so dull, they will have no hope in this life."

"I'll see when he will be able to open his mind!"

"My girlish heart!"

"No, I can't eat any more. This dog food is too much and big. It almost choked me to death."

"...Um, no heartbeat, no urge to continue, but what's going on with the two of them?"

"Probably fish fans have been waiting for too long. Watching an interaction is like giving out sugar."

Yan Yang glanced at the barrage, turned his head directly, out of sight and out of mind, looking at the bored man scribbling on the ground, Yan Yang reached out to pat Gu Yu's dog's head, and asked, "Are you tired?"

Gu Yu said lazily: "You are very light, I hardly feel the weight."

In order to prove his words, Gu Yu put his hands on the ground, carried Yan Yang on his back to do a few push-ups, and proposed enthusiastically, "Do you want me to carry you on my back and do a few rounds of push-ups around the manor?"

The audience almost died laughing at the proposal.

Yan Yang expressionless: "Thank you, but no need."

After finishing speaking, Yan Yang stood up, walked to the scarifier and continued to plant plants, leaving Gu Yu, who was still full of thoughts, to continue lying there like a turtle.

"Don't stop?" Gu Yu jumped up from the ground, ran to Yan Yang's side and continued to learn how to grow plants from him.

"No, it's rare that there are coolies today. I have to hurry up and grow the plants in this area alive."

Yan Yang lowered his eyes, grabbed Gu Yu to tell him not to look around, and explained to him the things to pay attention to when planting plants in the ground.

Gu Yu used to think that all you need to do to grow plants in the ground is to dig a hole and put the plants in. He didn't expect to need to pay attention to so many things.

The size and depth of the soil pit, the position and depth of the plant in the pit, and how the root system stretches in the soil are all big questions.

For example, the cutting rose that the robot just returned to the warehouse of the manor. When planting, you need to be careful not to let the soil break the fragile root system. After digging a hole, you must pile a pyramid in the hole, and then stretch the root system of the rose to the pyramid. Bury the soil and lift it up a little so that the roots can spread out in the soil.

Playing and playing, Gu Yu was serious and even Yan Yang was a little surprised. The height of those planted roses was not even Gu Yu's waist. When planting, he had to bend down to hold the plants, and sometimes he had to maintain a motionless posture A few minutes, again and again.

After a few hours, Gu Yu didn't show any impatience, and kept his expression serious and serious, treating the plants in his hands as if they were some kind of treasure.

Yan Yang couldn't help but said: "Don't be so careful, the vitality of plants is very tenacious."

Wiping the sweat winding down his forehead to prevent it from flowing into his eyes, Gu Yu said casually: "I know, my succulents haven't been watered for two weeks, and they are still full of energy, but I don't want you to bother. "

Hearing this, Yan Yang was a little moved at first, until he noticed something was wrong.

"I remember that succulents are currently only available in Lance Cafe." Yan Yang quietly looked at Gu Yu who was diligently digging holes and planting trees, and said slowly, "Why do you have succulents?"

"Of course I bought it..." In desperation, the emergency brake almost bit her tongue, Gu Yu turned her head and smiled flatteringly at Yan Yang, "I went to the coffee shop after work and saw that the chubby little one is so cute, so I just Bought a pot to take home."

I originally wanted to give it to my grandma, but then I was busy with work and forgot.

"It cost a lot of money, right?" Although Yan Yang had only been with Lansite for a few days, he was very impressed. He didn't believe that the stingy Lansite would obediently sell the plants to Gu Yu.

"Cough." Gu Yu coughed and refused to answer.

Yan Yang patted Gu Yu's shoulder and sighed: "Next time you want any plants, you can come to me directly."

Gu Yu's eyes lit up: "Take it casually?"

Yan Yang smiled: "Yes, take whatever you want."

Seeing this situation, the eyes of Yanyang fans were so jealous that they could not wait to climb into the manor, hug Yanyang's thigh and call Dad to take a look at me!

The smile on his face got bigger and bigger, Gu Yu opened his arms with a grin: "He's really my good buddy..."

Yan Yang was in a good mood: "Good buddy, remember to pay."

"Huh?" Gu Yu, who opened his arms and froze there, and maintained the movement of the roc spreading its wings, asked a question in a daze.

"Brothers settle accounts clearly, isn't it right?" Yan Yang narrowed his eyes.

Gu Yu shivered and smiled apologetically: "There is nothing wrong, I will definitely not take it for nothing."

One of the two spoke earnestly, the other listened carefully, interspersed with fights in the middle, and it only took half a day to complete the whole day's workload.

Looking at the roses swaying in the wind in this area, Yan Yang closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and Gu Yu who was beside him also glanced at him, indulging himself in the rich fragrance of flowers.

"Don't stand still, let's go."

Yan Yang waved to Gu Yu, and the nine planting robots beside him had already slipped away with their scarifiers, and only one robot with a silver-white body nodded at Yan Yang, and turned back to the manor.

"Where are you going?" Gu Yu wondered.

"It's time to water." Yan Yang pulled Gu Yu out of the rose clump, and manipulated the brain to turn on the irrigation system in this area. The white water column shot up into the sky, spraying around in the shape of a celestial girl scattered flowers, large and small water The beads fell on the green plants, washing away the dust on the surface, and the leaves of the plants became more and more green.

After 10 minutes, Yan Yang turned off the irrigation system, and said to the audience in the studio watching the scene quietly: "This is the end of today's live broadcast, see you next time."

The audience hastened to stay:

"I also want to watch Big Fish QAQ."

"Yangyang, you said you would extend the live broadcast, you big liar!"

"Dad! I can't call you Dad! Can you extend it for another hour!"

"Although I'm full, but--I can still hold on!"

"I want to see your interaction, Yufan has never seen an idol so happy."

Yan Yang explained with a headache: "It's almost noon, your big fish has been working hard for half a day, so now we have to rest, and we still have lunch, so we really have to close the live broadcast."

If it was normal, no matter how much the fans tried to keep Yan Yang, they would not explain a word, and they would turn off the live broadcast after saying goodbye, but today there are not only his fans in the live broadcast room, but also Gu Yu's fans, so they only explained a few words.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for everyone's reaction, Yan Yang turned off his brain with a snap, and walked slowly towards the villa.

"What do we have for lunch?" Gu Yu happily followed up, the smile on his face was very silly no matter how you looked at it.

Yan Yang waved his hand: "Eat whatever you want, do you have any preferences?"

"I'm not picky eaters, I can eat anything, do you want me to help with the cooking?" Yan Yang was tired like him for a long time, and Gu Yu felt sorry for asking someone to cook again, so he asked.

Yan Yang: "No, let 005 do it."

"005?"

"It's the silver-white planting robot. I asked him to download the cooking tutorial."

In order to prevent Gu Yu from feeling neglected, Yan Yang explained a few words: "005's craftsmanship is good, and he is responsible for my meals recently, because I don't want to cook when I'm busy, don't you mind?"

Gu Yu shook his head, he didn't expect Yan Yang to live such a life.

The two walked towards the villa while talking. When they reached the living room, Gu Yu really heard the sound of running water in the kitchen. He walked to the door of the kitchen curiously and watched the robot wearing an apron walking around in the kitchen.

Yan Yang threw himself on the sofa, closed his eyes and meditated.

Gu Yu walked over on tiptoe and saw Yan Yang's long eyelashes trembling constantly, and his breathing was long. Just when he thought Yan Yang was asleep, and leaned over to help him cover the blanket, the person lying on the sofa suddenly opened his eyes. Opening his eyes, at that moment, Gu Yu only felt a flash of hostility from those bright eyes.

"What's wrong?" Yan Yang blinked and asked.

There was no abnormality on Gu Yu's face, and he pointed to the kitchen with a smile: "I can smell the aroma."

Yan Yang casually glanced at the kitchen, and laughed: "Of course, 005 is very smart."

"However, I still think you should buy a home robot, which can not only clean, but also take care of all aspects of life." Gu Yu said in a low voice, "After all, 005 focuses on planting, so there must be things that he can't take care of."

005, who was fighting with the live fish in the kitchen, paused. The lively fish on the chopping board jumped up and slapped him.

A few sets of data flashed in the blue mechanical eyes, and a weird smile appeared on the robot's face.

......

"Puff—cough cough—" The mushroom soup in his mouth was so sweet that Gu Yu almost spewed out a fairy flower under his breath.

Yan Yang was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Gu Yu twitched the corner of his mouth and stared at the small bowl in front of him: "Why is the mushroom soup sweet?"

Mushroom soup should be salty!

Yan Yang looked at the bowl of thick, snow-white mushroom soup, then looked at his own, drank a small spoonful tentatively, the snow-white soup swept away his fatigue, and let the pores of his body be immersed in the unique deliciousness of mushrooms middle.

"It's salty." Yan Yang affirmed.

Gu Yu felt wronged: "Then why is my bowl sweet?"

The information on the Internet clearly stated that he is a salty party!Salty party!

No matter what kind of food it is, it must be salty!

Yan Yang: "005, what's going on?"

The robot who was cleaning the dishes in the kitchen was still wearing an apron. Hearing Yan Yang's inquiry, he walked out slowly, with a formulaic smile on his silver-white metallic face——

"I'm sorry master, I'm just a planting robot, maybe I got the salt and sugar wrong."

Yan Yang: "..."

He will buy a housekeeping robot tomorrow, and let 005 control it after modification.

......

Yan Yang gave Gu Yu his own mushroom soup, and then drank the sweet bowl without changing his face. He has experienced the end of the world, and there is no distinction between sweet and salty. Food is always easy to feed, and it is very easy to raise.

After lunch, Yan Yang drove Gu Yu to the guest room to rest, and checked the latest developments on the Internet. Sure enough, Gu Yu's words of defending him without hesitation had already caused an uproar on the Internet.

Although Gu Yu is a popular actor, but there are many competitors. This time, some opponents saw the opportunity and scolded Gu Yu on the Internet, sympathizing with those little girls who lost their fans in anger, and some passers-by who don't know the truth are easily led astray Rhythm, I feel that this man is very imposing when an idol hates fans.

At this time, the vigilance of fish fans appeared. They quickly occupied several important websites with huge traffic, organized things in the form of growth charts, and even intercepted those insulting words without moving a word. Go directly to the picture and silence those who have bad intentions.

Until Gu Yu woke up from his nap, the wind on the Internet had changed, and most of them were condemning those who took things out of context.

"Your fans are very good, they really like you." Yan Yang sighed.

Gu Yu yawned sleepily, and nodded triumphantly: "Yes, they are all very good, and I like them too."

Yan Yang: "If you say these things in front of them, they will definitely go crazy with joy. Do you want afternoon tea?"

"Okay, with grandma's flower cake." Gu Yu excitedly asked 005 where the table was.

Yan Yang shook his head and laughed, and sat there watching Gu Yu rushing in and out, and quickly set up a table in the rose area outside.Yan Yang brought up the flower cake, and before leaving, he did not forget to say to 005 in the kitchen, implying: "Don't make it sweet this time."

005, who was squatting in the kitchen trying to reduce his sense of presence, froze and agreed.

It could be seen that Gu Yu was really happy. When he was sitting on the chair and beckoning to him, there were wanton and bright smiles on the corners of his eyes and brows. Yan Yang's heart moved and he took a picture of this scene.

"Can I teleport to my personal space?" he asked.

Gu Yu nodded: "Yes."

So, after the live broadcast ended, everyone who waited in the Yanyang space without giving up their hearts was soon shocked by this picture.

In the picture, the sky above is filled with dark clouds rolling in and gradually thickening, and Gu Yu, who is wearing casual clothes, is sitting there, smiling with his head up, with bright and relaxed smiles on his brows and eyes. Behind him, there are patches of windward The swaying, scorching red rose made him more handsome and handsome.

Yan Yang thoughtfully added the words: Afternoon tea time.

Everyone couldn't come back to their senses for a long time, and subconsciously pressed the save button.

"In a trance, I thought I had come to Gu Yu's personal space."

"Yanyang fan screamed, Yangyang, you forgot to take a picture of yourself."

"As a fish powder, I decided to stay here permanently in the future, Yanyang is amazing!"

"Da Yu usually doesn't give out benefits, but once in a while, he is blessed by Yan Yang."

Looking at the fans crying and howling in the space, Yan Yang couldn't help laughing, and asked the man next to him who seemed to be looking ahead but was peeking at him: "Don't you usually say hello to fans?"

A picture made them so excited, Yan Yang began to sympathize with those fans.

It's just that he never thought that the Buddhist fans who squatted in the live broadcast room every day would be more worthy of sympathy in the eyes of outsiders.

"I'm too busy with work, not only filming, but also dealing with some company affairs, plus shareholder meetings and so on. I seldom have time to go online."

I didn’t see that he used to use the Konjac account to check in or ask for leave!

At this time, Rayleigh suddenly sent a video request.

"What's the matter?" Yan Yang wondered, Ruili should be busy at this time.

Ruili glanced at Gu Yu in surprise, and quickly said: "The company's online sales department is confirmed to be complete, and everything is ready at the warehouse. I'm just waiting for you to speak. When will we officially launch it?"

Yan Yang pondered: "Let the Propaganda Department publicize it first, and I will cooperate. The release date will be September 9st."

That's only a few days away.

Ruili's expression froze, and he nodded solemnly, because it was only the first time to test the water, and the company didn't have many plants on the shelves, only a few kinds, so the workload was not heavy, and there was still time.

After finishing the communication, Yan Yang found that Gu Yu was staring at him intently, he touched his face, wondering: "What's wrong?"

Gu Yu: "Have you decided to sell online?"

"Well, the seeds of some plants can already be mass-produced," Yan Yang explained, "I told you last time in Lover's Town that the mother star seeds have already fetched sky-high prices on the black market. Let me show that these seeds will appear in the interstellar one after another, let everyone not worry."

"Do you want to promote it now?" Gu Yu suggested, "The fans in the live broadcast room are still howling. Take this opportunity to say a little bit, and the promotion will be much easier."

He smiled and looked at Yan Yang with a surprised expression: "Plus my fans are here, this is a good opportunity. You must know that the promotion fee for inviting me to appear on stage is very high."

Yan Yang blinked his eyes, and said kindly: "Then my great actor, how much do you want?"

Gu Yu put on a negotiable look: "Just give me two pots of plants every month, whatever you want."

"Deal." Yan Yang shrugged, with a smile that he didn't realize.

There are still many people leaving messages in Yanyang's space, discussing the pictures just now. Since Yanyang and Gu Yu have a good relationship, Yufan regards this place as a permanent place and starts to wander around. In just one hour, follow The number of people in Yanyang rose linearly.

The fish fans who received the benefits smiled and comforted the eggplant-like Yanyang fans, and their tone was not lacking in gloating. The Yanyang fans were so angry that they jumped up and down. .

When they were pinching hard, a burst of light appeared in the space again, which was a reminder of an update.

Fans murmured what a good day it was while checking for updates.

Yanyang: In order to thank the fans for their continuous attention, Guyang Company decided to put a batch of plants on the shelves for sale. The sales time will be at 9 am on September 1st, first come first served.

Before the fans could react, Gu Yu reposted this news, accompanied by the animation of crazily throwing flowers, which made people laugh and excited at the same time.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to explode in place!"

"After waiting for so long, I finally waited for this day 55555."

"Who is that, come out, Yanyang, does online sales mean what I understand? Can you buy it even if you are not a fan?"

"Sure, I have inside information that Guyang Company has set up an online sales department, which may develop into a subsidiary in the future."

"You should be clear about which plants to put on the shelves. If you don't make it clear, I'm a fan and I want to beat you up!"

"Is there a Corolla? I have always regretted not seeing you in Lover's Town."

"A batch of plants! Put a batch of plants on the shelves! Hahahahahahaha don't stop me, I'm not crazy!"

"Fuck, what kind of plants are the batch of plants? I'm going crazy!"

Yan Yang made it very clear at the time, so what kind of plants are on the shelves is what everyone cares most about?

Fans all understand that although the first batch of plant seeds on the shelves is large, there are still too many seeds for the huge fan base, and it depends on luck whether to grab them or not.

On the day of the shelves, if you greedily want to snatch all the plants, it is simply whimsical. Maybe you will get nothing because of greed. It is better to know the plant species on the shelves in advance, and then go straight to the plants you like, so that the chances of grabbing them will be higher.

Seeing that Yanyang only announced the time, but didn't mention a word about plants, the impatient fans were all ready to go out, and ran to the door of Guyang Company to sit quietly and demonstrate.

At this time, Yan Yang seemed to understand everyone's anxious mood, and left a message on the top topic——

Yan Yang: I don’t know which ones to put on the shelves. It needs a meeting of the operation department to discuss.Stand hands.JPG

Everyone: "..."

The anxious crowd almost choked to death, trembling with anger when they watched the gesture of spreading their hands.

......

It's getting cold, let Guyang Company go bankrupt!

The author has something to say: today is thick and long [serious face.JPG]

Thanks to the refill for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 Black Moon;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

30 bottles of Huangquan Road under Naihe Bridge; 10 bottles of Yan Xi Zhao; 2 bottles of Yueyu Xinhua and EN Xiaolu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!