Interstellar Gardener

Shirley smiled and pushed away the screaming Mickey, came to the four young people, made a gesture of covering her forehead, and exaggeratedly shouted:

"Oh my god, I'm going to faint!"

The loyal dog Bart and the teaser Bi Luobi at the back looked sourly at Yan Yang, who was the most delicate-looking among the four, wrinkled their faces, and looked at their partners pitifully. Ignore the two big vinegar altars that are 'old and faded'.

Luo Bi rolled his eyes and smiled maliciously: "Young man, come to us for a talent show, what do you want to show?"

Bart nodded quickly: "That's right, let the audience see your charm."

Luo Luo winked at the tourists in the distance, and asked innocently, "Then what do you want to see?"

"Anything - as long as it's you -" shouted the tourists.

Luo Luo thought for a while, and pulled Yin Ying into a hip-hop dance. The two cooperated quite tacitly. Every time they crossed their gazes, the tourists in the distance could scream.

When the two of them finished dancing, everyone's emotions had been completely mobilized. Shirley even went on stage to dance with the two of them, twisting their waists and stepping on the beat.

"So, who's next?" Mi Qi spun between Yan Yang and Lin De, her eyes fixed on Yan Yang.

Linde snorted coldly, stepped forward and raised his chin: "It's my turn."

Yan Yang tilted his head, made a request, and took the initiative to step aside, vaguely hearing someone sighing in disappointment.

Linde prepared the guitar, plucked the strings of the guitar twice at random, and the next second the passionate music spread throughout the square, making the atmosphere that had receded a bit to go to ** again.

At this time, the system in Yan Yang's consciousness popped up, and asked worriedly: [Host, what are you going to perform? ]

005 knows that the host can't sing and dance, I'm afraid this time will be worse.

Although he can't sing and dance, but he can do other things, Yan Yang is not worried at all, it depends on how well everyone accepts it.

After the song ended, Lin De wiped the sweat off his forehead and walked off the stage, coming to Yan Yang's side: "How are you preparing?"

Luo Luo and Yin Ying also felt a little bit worried when they heard the words.

Shirley and Miqi came over and looked curiously at the quietest boy standing next to Luo Luo. Seeing that he was silent and just staring at everyone quietly, his heart softened: "Or come here, the time is almost up."

I heard that Yan Yang can't sing and dance, is it true?The two looked at each other in surprise, why didn't he practice at home during this time?

Bartlowby, who was drawing circles in the corner, coaxed: "How about that, the audience outside the stadium is still waiting."

Even the fans watching the live broadcast were anxious, wishing they could get in and hug the calm boy.

"23333 has long heard that Yan Yang can't sing and dance. I thought he was humble."

"Did he squat at home without studying?"

"Yang Fan, take a good look, your idol is an idiot who knows nothing, and a idiot who doesn't want to make progress."

"Go away, you didn't brush your teeth when you went out today, your mouth smells so bad!"

Hearing the words of concern from the two resident guests, Yan Yang, who had always been calm, slowly showed a calm smile, like the astonishment of a lotus flower blooming in an instant, the two gasped, covered their chests and took a few steps back, creeping up with a touch of heat. upper cheek.

"It's shameful to take advantage of beauty." The male guest behind him couldn't help but beat his chest when he saw that his partner had fallen so easily.

Shirley glared back at them.

Yan Yang, who was walking in front of people, was not stingy with a smile at this time. A smile usually makes people feel soft-hearted, not to mention such a bright smile. The enlarged face makes the audience dizzy, and they just want to rub people into their arms.

Yan Yang coughed lightly, with the boy's unique shyness: "Let's talk about it first, you are not allowed to laugh at me."

The bewildered audience nodded in a daze, not to mention not being allowed to laugh, but not to be allowed to breathe.

Then everyone saw the boy on the stage, made a gesture of clasping fists, and then raised his hands, unfolding his movements unhurriedly.

Invisible air flow surrounds the whole body, Yan Yang's breathing is steady and his eyes are calm, his soft and elegant movements hide a bit of vigor and vigor, which obviously looks light and slow, but everyone has a feeling that they can't avoid it.

Even the slow gestures of opening and closing their bodies gave them the illusion that they were having difficulty breathing.

The boys on the field are still going on, opening and closing with their own rhythm when they are still and moving.

It wasn't until the people on the field slowly retreated that everyone came back to their senses and looked at Yan Yang who was standing quietly in surprise.

"what is that?"

Some people can't help but wonder, looking at the posture, it should be a kind of boxing, but there has never been a boxing that makes people so calm and united.

In the barrage, a well-informed fan hesitated and said: "It seems to be Tai Chi!"

"Tai Chi?"

"What is Tai Chi?"

"You haven't heard of Tai Chi. You should know that the combination of hardness and softness, the unity of mind and mind, four-two strokes, and the use of softness to overcome rigidity, is what describes Tai Chi."

"It seems to be a way of exercising for the mother star to strengthen the body."

"By the way, my 70-year-old grandfather practices Tai Chi every morning before dawn."

Not long after, this person quietly appeared again: "Yan Yang, my grandfather watched your video, and now he wants to ask you for Tai Chi. He has practiced Tai Chi for more than 20 years. You must not promise him, come on!" A guy who practiced with him was in bed for half a month!"

The viewers who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but grit their teeth. Originally, some viewers didn't know what Taijiquan is. The fast-handed ones watched the live broadcast while looking up information, while the slow-handed ones just sat and waited for the master's popular science.

When they knew that Tai Chi was a way of strengthening the body, and the grandfather of the science popularizer had practiced it for more than 20 years, apart from worrying that Yan Yang would be beaten by that old man, the barrage laughed wildly.

"Is my Yang Bao going to retire early?"

"People's idols are hip-hop guitars, but my fans are friends of the elderly. Hahahahaha, my Yangbao's painting style is so fresh and refined."

"I've never met such a funny person, let me laugh out loud quack quack for a few minutes!"

"Baby, you must know that life is still very beautiful. Don't learn boxing from old people every day. You should experience the life of young people more."

"It's decided. I want to learn Taijiquan after I retire. I feel very powerful. When he just pushed his palms, it gave people a great sense of oppression."

Xue Li was also stunned by Yan Yang's set of Taijiquan, but she reacted quickly, and came to Yan Yang's side and looked at him softly: "What is this?"

Yan Yang obediently replied: "Tai Chi, I'm just thinking about it when I have nothing to do."

Is this still idle thinking about it?

You've caught an old man out of Taijiquan you've been pondering over! Hey!

People are going to ask you for advice now!

Be careful of being beaten with a black nose and a swollen face!

Shirley patted Yan Yang on the shoulder, recalling the palm wind that almost condensed into blades when the boy slapped his face just now, she felt lingering fear: "Young man is very thoughtful, I am optimistic about you."

Seeing that the time was almost up, the director signaled a staff member to go up.

The staff held a cardboard box in their arms, and after coming to the crowd, the director's voice came out from the camera:

"Members of Happy Weekend, your mission is about to begin. There are eight balls in the carton. After crushing the balls, you will know your identity. One of the eight is a ghost, and the rest are players. Now please draw representatives Little balls of your identity."

Shirley pushed her partner Bart away and signaled several young people to draw the ball.

Yan Yang reached into the cardboard box, touched one out at random, crushed it, and the words on the note came into his eyes, and he began to observe other people calmly.

After eight people held a ball in their hands, the director continued: "The ghost has ten summoning cards, which can summon the ghosts in the horror house to kill the players, and several players must race against time to find the horror before being caught by the ghost." Specific items in the house to seal the summoned ghosts, good luck."

Fuck, isn't this a scam?

The few people who got the player status want to cry, but ghosts have ten chances to be summoned, that is to say, there are ten subordinates, and they need to find specific items under the pursuit of eleven ghosts to seal the ghosts. .

"Director," Robbie said weakly, raising his hand, "I want to protest!"

The director said mercilessly: "The protest is invalid."

"Next, you will follow the staff of the horror house and be taken to different locations. Come on."

Yan Yang, who was concentrating on listening to the director's speech, found that there was an extra person beside him.

Linde: "Are you a ghost?"

Yan Yang's heart shuddered, his face remained calm, and he shook his head: "No."

Xue Li was puzzled: "Why did you ask Yan Yang if he was a ghost?"

"Because in "Behind You", Yan Yang is a ghost mixed in the crowd, and he is also an oss-level ghost behind the scenes." Linde always remembered the purpose of being on the show, "We students who went out for an outing, met He was wiped out afterwards and was left in that ancient house forever."

Shirley showed a surprised expression in conjunction with it, and looked at Yan Yang with a face of "I didn't expect you to hide your secrets", Yan Yang tilted his head with an innocent expression.

A few men in uniform came over and motioned for everyone to follow them, and then the eight of them were thrown into different areas of the horror house, each with three to five flying insect cameras to ensure that all the pictures could be captured.

This horror house has a large area, and there are many popular themes in it. Yan Yang's location is quite clever, and the staff sent him to the horror house road map.

Reaching into his pocket and opening the crumpled note, the red ghost characters on it made Yan Yang narrow his eyes and reveal a weird smile.

The audience's scalps exploded when they saw the smile, and goosebumps crawled all over their bodies in an instant.

"Damn it, my Yang Bao is kind of scary."

"The boss of "By Your Side" has come out? The sense of horror that hits the face, the little eyes of this perverted murderer, is really... so exciting!"

"I'm starting to look forward to the release of this movie!"

"Lie flat and draw!"

"Yang Bao, did you play some strange game behind my back, such as Little Black House..."

Yan Yang waved the paper in front of the camera, and soon a staff member came over and handed him ten wooden tokens and a ghost mask representing his identity. This mask cannot be discarded, and it also gives the player a clear goal.

And the staff told Yan Yang that if you want to eliminate other players, you must cut off the red rope on their wrists, and if you want to seal the ghost, you must break the mask.

Shrugging his shoulders, he put the mask on his face to cover his expression, only his slightly squinted eyes revealed a good mood, and Yan Yang began to explore the surroundings.

The route map of the horror house shows that there are not only haunted houses, but also zombie world, puppet house, abandoned hospital, escape room, maze and other themes, which are very interesting.

Now Yan Yang is in the House of Puppets. There are countless puppets here. There are ghost dolls that are half the height of a person, and there are also simulation dolls that are as tall as a person. Their weird expressions make them look like they are going through some kind of pain. It quietly climbed from the soles of the feet to the back of the head, making one's hairs stand on end.

Relying on his keen observation ability, Yan Yang noticed that a puppet sitting on a wooden chair was not in the right posture. He took a step forward and fixedly stared at the puppet with pale complexion and stiff body.

Three seconds later, I suddenly realized——

"You were played by the staff!"

The staff member whose vest was stripped off without moving: "..."

"Why don't you talk?" Yan Yang showed a distressed expression, and the expressionless face of the puppet gave him a flash of inspiration, "Because you are still neutral at the moment?"

He took out a summoning card and put it on the puppeteer. In the next second, he bent down and stood up to salute Yan Yang. His hoarse voice was accompanied by harsh friction, "But according to my orders."

"Very good," Yan Yang smiled slowly, "Take off your clothes."

Wood. Staff. Even: "???"

The barrage screamed:

"Who?! Who broke my Yang Bao?! I just want to say that it's a good job!"

"Baby, you can't take off someone's clothes as soon as you meet, please tell me first?"

"Yang Bao, I still have clothes here, do you want them?"

"It seems to see a bear child and a group of bear parents-_-||"

Yan Yang simply and neatly took off his clothes, draped them around his body twice, and at the same time moved his ears, sensing that someone was approaching.

He looked up at the upside-down puppet on the ceiling, and asked the staff: "How about the weight bearing? Can I hang it up?"

The bare-chested staff member wanted to cry, but hugged his chest like a chick and retreated into the corner, nodding with tears streaming down his cheeks.

——Little ancestor, you should go and harm other people!

Yan Yang approached slowly under the tearful gaze of the staff.

There was a gleam of light in the staff's eyes. Is this to return the clothes to him?

The slender fingers slowly enlarged and moved up in sight, and finally landed on the forehead of the staff member, with a little effort——

The staff's hoods were taken off and put on Yan Yang's head.

At this time, the expressions of the audience were almost exactly the same as those of the staff, and they were all dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha, I can't do it, my stomach hurts, look at the staff member's expression."

"The screenshot was taken, and the new emoticon package appeared."

"Staff: Life has finally got its hands on me, a helpless little poor man."

"Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​the staff."

"Staff: I want to raise my salary, life is too difficult now!"

The headgear was specially customized, and Yan Yang suspected that a bottle of setting glue had been applied on it. After he dressed himself as a puppet, the sound of footsteps got closer and closer.

He jumped up from the ground slightly, and easily grabbed the deliberately low ceiling of the Puppet House. His thin waist twisted into a shocking arc, and his toes hooked the transparent groove on the ceiling, making the whole The person stood upside down, and at the same time did not forget to step on the hem of the clothes with his toes, and fixed his figure——

Everyone couldn't see the expression of Yan Yang who was wearing a mask, but judging from the way he easily stood on the ceiling, everyone knew that Yan Yang could do anything with ease.

I saw him reaching out to grab the knife in the hand of the puppet next to him, making a chopping motion, facing the gate of the puppet house, and remained still.

The sound of heavy footsteps stopped outside the gate, making the people watching the live broadcast extremely nervous in anticipation.

The author has something to say: I doubt my life while taking medicine, and I really have to go for an injection.