Interstellar Gardener

Xia Bai is a plant lover.

Different from other people, he only got into the big pit of plants at the age of 30. He resolutely quit his job and devoted himself to gardening flowers and plants at home. When he had time, he did science popularization on Xingwang, helped others to promote new varieties of plants, and charged a little advertising fee.

As soon as Yan Yang appeared on Xingwang.com, Xia Bai felt that this person's background was extremely mysterious. Every plant he took out was a treasure, and each one was enviable. At the same time, he also had a premonition that Yan Yang would stir up trouble in the plant world storm.

So Xia Bai developed the habit of squatting and guarding Yanyang every day. Even if Yanyang updated the plant dynamics, he spent three days fishing and two days drying nets, Xia Bai endured it.

This morning, Xia Bai habitually logged on to Xingwang to go to Yanyang's virtual space to take a look. Seeing that Yanyang's latest developments were still a few days ago, he couldn't help but feel disappointed. light.

This is updated?

Xia Bai was overjoyed, and hurriedly followed the traces to find it, then was dumbfounded.

Yan Yang's talk has always been brief, everyone guessed that Yan Yang is a taciturn person in real life, although everyone hoped that he would talk more about plants, they also understood him and never asked Yan Yang to give a long speech.

However, Yan Yang broke the previous style today, and the long paragraphs of text almost made Xia Bai think that his account had been hacked.Sure enough, Xia Bai wasn't the only one who was shocked, there were many fans who came up to cheer on this latest post without reading the content.

"2333333 Yanyang talked a lot today!"

"Fuck off, is it okay to talk too much? If I'm not afraid of embarrassing him, I wish he would be like this every day."

"Please introduce more about plant QAQ."

"Scumbags, hurry up and see what Yan Yang said! I'm going to explode on the spot!"

"Don't say anything, go downstairs and run a few laps first."

Xia Bai, who couldn't help laughing, hurried to see what Yan Yang said, which made everyone so excited.

[Yanyang: In order to celebrate the successful completion of the cooperation with Lansi Cafe, we are now holding the following event with @兰斯特, and everyone is welcome to actively participate. 】

Activity content: Lansi Café will hold a three-day plant-themed exhibition. You are welcome to come and get in touch with your favorite plants. As long as you can answer questions about plants, you can even experience the fun of watering plants yourself .

Event rewards: Three days later, we will draw three lucky guests. The first prize can take away three pots of plants, regardless of size; the second prize can take away two pots, only medium pots; the third prize can take away one pot, Small pots only.

PS: Online reservations are not accepted, everyone is welcome at Lance Café (^_^)／

The more Xia Bai looked, his eyes widened. From the photos he took of the coffee shop, he could clearly see that there were two pots of plants on each table, which were covered with cages to prevent customers from touching them.

Yan Yang's fans were going crazy with joy, they were all screaming ahhh at a glance, Xia Bai watched it for a while, and couldn't help but join the ahhh army.

"I finally waited for this day QAQ."

"Hey, Yanyang is selling plants to the outside world, so can I imagine that I can also buy the meat I like soon."

"Upstairs, you should give up. I heard from others that Yan Yang sells plants because he has no money."

"I've also heard that the peonies last time, this time the cafes are selling plants because of lack of money. I don't know when the next time will be."

"Although I'm a fan...but I really hope that Yan Yang is a pauper_(:з"∠)_"

"I'll talk about that later. Look at the pictures above, especially the plants on the table. I can't blow them off. They're so cute!"

"Most of the things on the table are succulents and prickly pears, and I like the first frost the most."

"Hehe, you guys are discussing slowly here. My friend and I have already set off for Lance Cafe."

"I, who is not on the main star, cried out with a loud cry."

"I'm at the door."

"..."

"..."

"Real name envy those lucky dogs nearby."

Xia Bai was silent for a moment, opened the backpack in one go, and ran away at a speed that did not meet his age, leaving only one sentence that slowly dissipated in the air——

"A dog who can see plants is a dog!"

This activity was decided after discussion between Yan Yang and Lansite, and it seems to be working well now.

At nine o'clock in the morning, as soon as Yan Yang entered the pedestrian street, he was overwhelmed by the oncoming pedestrians. He avoided the crowd and came to the store door. As soon as he opened the door, someone complained dissatisfiedly behind him:

"This person actually jumped in line, he really has no quality."

Yan Yang, wearing a mask after putting on makeup: "..."

Yan Yang turned around and waved at everyone apologetically, his voice muffled by the mask: "I have an appointment with Lan Site, not to jump in line."

"Didn't you say you can't make an appointment?" The rest of the people said in a hurry.

They have rushed over as much as possible, only to find that they are still late when they arrive here. There are no seats in the coffee shop. Lansite even opened the rule of limiting the flow. The late guests can only look at the other lucky ones with regret and wait. Others come out.

But they waited for several hours, none of the lucky dogs came out (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Yan Yang pushed the door open with crooked eyes, leaving everyone's discussions outside.

"You're finally here!" Lanste dragged his chubby figure and squeezed in front of Yan Yang with difficulty, leading him to the specially reserved position.

Yan Yang looked at the happy-looking customers in the store, and said something: "Congratulations."

"TOEFL, TOEFL." Lanste smiled and narrowed his eyes. Fortunately, the area of ​​the cafe is large enough, and customers who feel lonely can even share a table. The number of customers in the cafe this morning is equal to the number in the past month.

The fence that divides the coffee shop into small areas is 1.5 meters long. When people sit down, they can only see a head. But now, looking around, they can’t even see the head. Everyone is lying on the table and looking at their hands with idiot faces. plant.

Yan Yang even heard such a conversation not far away:

"Sir, ma'am, what would you like to drink?"

"Whatever you want, you can figure it out, don't bother me to watch the little cutie, it's blocking the light."

Yan Yang: "..."

Does anyone else remember, this is a coffee shop?

Mitt is a college student who usually earns some pocket money by live broadcasting. He happened to have no class this morning. When he turned on the live broadcast, he was still wondering what to do today?

Fans are a group of ruthless goblins, if the live broadcast is not new, they will soon go to the next anchor screaming.

Until a fan suggested: "Tete, let's go to Lance Cafe, there is a plant-themed event today."

The crowd below applauded:

"I know, I know, but it's a pity that I'm not on the main planet, otherwise I would definitely go."

"Is it the Yanyang? I don't know what plants are inside."

Mitt was surprised, Yanyang knew that some time ago there was a lot of noise about him, Yuyeyuan and Jialan Company, and passers-by expressed sympathy for Yanyang who had suffered an indiscriminate disaster.It's just that Mitt didn't expect that some of his fans liked plants, and the proportion accounted for the majority.

Since Mitt was not interested in plants, he only paid attention to Yan Yang by accident.

He had a mournful face and looked pitiful: "You know I don't know anything about plants, and people will laugh at me if I go there, don't you love me? TAT"

The fans smiled and said, "Yes, but we love the mother planet plants more, so hurry up and leave, or it will be too late."

In order to encourage the anchor, some fans scrambled to buy gifts, and the entire live broadcast room was flooded with gifts. Mitt had no choice but to set off to the pedestrian street.

It was not too early for Mitt to arrive at the pedestrian street, and there was only one place left. The buddies who were a step behind him could only look at him with envy and hatred, with dark clouds above their heads and resentment on their faces.

Somehow, Mitt... so cool!

When he arrived at the store, he sat by the window and shared a table with other people. The fans screamed, hoping that he would take more pictures of the plants on the table.

"Tet, your camera is crooked, we want to see the succulents on the table."

"What's this succulent called? It's white and small, and it's very cute when clustered together."

"I know, I know, it's called Jing Ye, it can only grow so big, but it's pretty good-looking."

"The pot next to it is Otome Heart, it's about to grow into a jelly color, it's awesome!"

"Ah~ Heaven!"

At this time, a waiter came over and didn't stop Mitt from watching the live broadcast, and asked with a smile on his face, "Sir, what would you like to drink?"

When Mitt turned his head, he saw a slightly familiar face entering the store. While staring at that person, he said casually, "Whatever, you can figure it out."

The waiter nodded kindly and left a small card.

"What is this?" Mitt took it over and looked at it over and over again, not forgetting to observe the man who had a good conversation with the shop owner out of the corner of his eyes.

The waiter said patiently: "This is a lottery held in the store. Write down your contact information and put it in a wooden box. Three days later, we will draw three lucky guests and give away a few pots of plants."

"Ok, I see."

The waiter said again: "Our store has ten quiz games at three o'clock in the afternoon. Customers who answer correctly can experience watering the plants by themselves."

"Oh." Mitt lacked interest, "I see."

He is not very interested in plants, so he should not participate.

......

In the next second, he slapped himself in the face.

The reason is that a strange local tyrant in the live broadcast room gave him a hundred spaceships, equivalent to [-] star coins!

In order to prevent Mitt from being confused, this local tyrant also used super-large fonts, and the barrage completely covered the entire live broadcast room: "Don't leave, I want to watch the quick answer."

Mitt looked at the camera eagerly: "Okay, I'm not leaving, but you know, I don't know anything about plants, so it's definitely useless to rush to answer."

The barrage was full of hahaha, fans said one after another: "It's okay, we can provide off-site support, Tete, you are a man with millions of fans standing behind you, don't be cowardly and just do it!"

Mitt had a dreamy expression hugging his thigh: "Lord, rich man, do you like plants very much? I haven't seen you before, did you know that I'm live broadcasting in the coffee shop today, so you came here."

The local tyrant simply said yes.

Really!

Mitt and the fans watched this local tyrant curiously and molested him in various ways, but it is a pity that the local tyrant is very noble and glamorous, even if they molested him, he would not be moved at all.

Finally, Mitt couldn't help but sigh: "Why don't you come here yourself?"

The local tyrant finally replied: "Because I didn't wear makeup today, I smiled.jpg"

It turns out that the local tyrant is a girl!

Everyone suddenly realized that, indeed, for some girls, going out without makeup is equivalent to shopping without clothes, which is a terrible thing.

Local tycoon:"......"

Ha ha!

Gu Yu, who was far away from the studio on another planet, watched the barrage of local tyrants/girls/hugging thighs/proposing marriage/licking/fathers, etc. speaking, with more and more veins on his forehead, and the brain in his hand rattled.

click -

The well-made intellectual brain was crushed by him.

"Hey!" He poked the manager next to him, expressionless, "Give me the brain."

The agent handed over Zhinao in a daze, "Where's yours?"

Gu Yu put away the remains of the brain in his pocket, turned on the brain and continued to watch the live broadcast, angrily said, "It's broken."

broker:"???"

I don't know why, but my intuition tells the manager to shut up now.

"Gu Yu, it's your turn to play." Someone shouted beside him.

In order to repay the rich girl for a hundred spaceships, Mitt had the cheek to come to Lanste. To be precise, his goal was the man opposite Lanste.

"Mr. Yang." Mitt greeted politely.

Yan Yang looked at the boy who was about his age unexpectedly, and motioned him to sit down so as not to attract attention. At present, most of the guests are observing the plants in front of them, and not many people noticed him.

"Are you live?" Yan Yang leaned over and looked at the live broadcast room full of barrage because of his appearance.

Mi nodded and said in a low voice: "There is a local tyrant in the live broadcast room who really likes these plants. He just smashed a hundred spaceships for me and asked me to participate in the quiz game in the afternoon. I think she likes you very much, so come here Say hello."

Yan Yang raised his eyebrows, half sighing and half teasing, "You are really a fan."

At this time, Mitt noticed that a group of people flooded into the live broadcast room again, and the number of viewers gradually soared from one million to tens of millions.

"You also know that everyone loves fans, how about you?"

"It's fine if you don't like fans, even the live broadcast is three days of fishing and two days of posting on the Internet."

"Woo--Yangyang, I'm angry, next time there is such an event, please say hello in advance."

After hearing the news, the fans of Yanyang came over in various ways, and quickly occupied the entire live broadcast room with an absolute advantage. In order to express their apology, they did not forget to give Mitt some gifts.

Mit fans who were originally dissatisfied saw that their favorite anchor got paid, and their dissatisfaction dissipated.

Soon, a fan of Yanyang realized something was wrong: "Yangyang, Konjac is here too, look at this anchor's tipping list."

Yan Yang raised his eyebrows. Konjac is one of the most active fans among his fans. He will appear in every live broadcast, and he will even ask for leave in the comment area to tell him why he didn't come.

Yan Yang was also a little surprised to see Konjac from other anchors, he leaned closer to the camera: "Konjac?"

Mitt waved his hand shyly: "It turns out that he is a fan of Mr. Yang. Maybe he came to me because you didn't broadcast live today."

Rubbing his chin, Konjac said during the last live broadcast that he was going to work next, so he could only clock in on time and watch the replay, Yan Yang suddenly realized, "It seems that he was too busy with work, so he didn't come in person."

"Huh? No." Mitt said subconsciously, "She said she couldn't go out without makeup."

This sentence immediately won the support of most of the audience, and some female fans even developed an affinity for konjac, saying that they can discuss the secret whitening recipe together next time.

Yan Yang looked astonished: "But Konjac is a boy!"

Mitt: "..."

audience:"......"

Women, women's clothing boss!

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, I sympathize with Gong for a second——

Thanks to the refill for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Jar 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of A Li; 5 bottles of Yao Xiaoyao and Wan; 1 bottle of Jin Li;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!