Travel reality shows are not dating shows

Because it had to match the moving speed of the flock, the car didn't drive fast. Ji Yu felt that at this speed, anyone with healthy legs could overtake them if they ran faster.

He chatted with Lu Huaiguang one after another, stretched out his hand out of the car window out of boredom, and greeted: "Big Sister—ah no, Su Mi—"

Bian Mu, who was following the flock of sheep in front, turned his head and came to their car, and ran effortlessly with the moving car.

Ji Yu felt that he had been called here, so he had to be rewarded.

He took out the "dog eat" jerky and shook it out of the window.

Lu Huaiguang asked, "Do you want to stop?"

Ji Yu waved his hand: "Our speed is safe! Hey, camera teacher, good lens, hurry up! Hahaha!"

All the people in the car put their heads out of the window, and Lu Huaiguang was also curious about what happened, but holding the steering wheel, he could only stare at the back of Ji Yu's head: "Brother——"

Ji Yu turned around, laughed out of breath, and described the scene to him: "Hey, have you ever seen a dog drooling? Yes, then you have seen a dog's drooling fly back into a line Is it? Hahaha, no, it’s not funny for me to say it, it’s only funny if you watch it!”

With a sullen face, Lu Huaiguang honked the horn, indicating that he couldn't look up now.

Ji Yu patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "You can't watch it while driving, but if you stop to watch it, your saliva won't flow. Hey, this is no fate..."

Lu Huaiguang was a little annoyed: "Brother!"

Ji Yu suppressed a smile: "Oh, it's not that funny. You see, the camera teacher didn't even laugh, but I have a low point of laughter."

From the corner of his eye, Lu Huaiguang glanced at the camera teacher who was holding back his laughter until his face was flushed red, but he didn't answer.

Ji Yu cleared his throat: "You can look back at the video, hey, but I said that our Su Mi is also a girl anyway, to save face, isn't it appropriate to cut this kind of scene into the feature film?"

Lu Huaiguang actually didn't want to see the dog's saliva that much, no matter what shape it was, he was not very interested.He could also see that Ji Yu was actually teasing him, but he was happy to be led by him.

Ji Yu suddenly turned his head and said to the camera: "Oh, by the way, you can't stick your head and hands out of the window while driving. We dared to do this just now because there are no other cars or people here."

Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Brother, why are you so..."

He remembered that he had said similar things to the camera when they led people by bicycle in the amusement town.

Ji Yu patted him on the shoulder seriously: "Brother, your legal awareness is weak. Do you know how many people watch our show? We can't give the public a wrong example!"

Then Ji Yu lowered his voice and whispered in his ear: "Hey brother, it's better to be cautious in this kind of place. This kind of small mistake is fine when the weather is calm, once someone beats you with rhythm, this kind of small detail will be brought out , saying that your character is not good and your quality is low... This kind of thing is the most difficult to clarify, and you can't use personal character testimonials to prove your innocence, right?"

Lu Huaiguang was thoughtful: "Brother, is there someone..."

Ji Yu laughed: "I haven't experienced it yet, but I've seen...others have experienced it. Hey, I'm afraid I can't get such a formal professional smear."

When they arrived at the lawn where the sheep were herding, seeing that the weather was fine and there was no wind, the two put on their sunglasses and got out of the car to have a look.

Su Mi rested beside the flock of sheep, Lu Huaiguang looked at the sheep: "Is there anything else we need to do?"

Ji Yu: "I can't help much, and we can't help them graze..."

Lu Huaiguang stretched out his hand to touch Su Mi.

Ji Yu had a flash of inspiration: "Su Mi can't shake hands? Let's teach her how to shake hands?"

Lu Huaiguang looked at Su Mi, a little confused: "How to teach?"

Ji Yu rubbed his hands excitedly: "I wanted to teach the prime minister to shake hands when I raised it!"

Lu Huaiguang: "..."

Ji Yu squatted down and clapped his hands to Su Mi, showing a kind smile, reached out and touched its front paws: "Come to shake hands?"

Su Mi looked at Ji Yu with eyes like black pearls, indifferent.

Ji Yu tapped its other front paw again: "Talk to me."

Lu Huaiguang looked at Ji Yu acting coquettishly with a dog with mixed feelings, did his brother act coquettishly to him yet?

Ji Yu observed Su Mi's reaction, and quietly put his fingers under Su Mi's front paws, gently lifted it up and shook it in his hand: "Shake hands, do you know this is a handshake?"

Su Mi looked down at his hands, and Ji Yu laughed: "Yes, watch carefully."

He let go of his hand to try again, and stretched out his hand toward it: "Hand."

Su Mi looked at his hands, then at his face, but didn't move.

Lu Huaiguang also squatted down: "Brother, has it never seen a handshake, so it doesn't know what to do? Shall we find a demonstration for it first?"

He said that he had already searched for the video of "dog shaking hands" on the Internet, who knew that Ji Yu nodded: "It makes sense, my brother will be a demonstration."

Lu Huaiguang was stunned.

Ji Yu stretched out his hand towards him, Lu Huaiguang hesitated a little, but still obediently put his hand in his palm.

Ji Yu smiled and scratched his chin: "So cute."

Lu Huaiguang clenched his hand and stared at him not too fiercely: "Brother, don't treat me like a puppy!"

Ji Yu laughed: "Oh, isn't this popular now? Little milk dog or little wolf dog, what kind of brother do you think you are?"

Lu Huaiguang felt that he wanted to be a human, not any kind of dog, but he still hesitated looking at Ji Yu: "Brother, do you like dogs?"

Ji Yu confessed honestly: "I like it very much. I like cats too, and I like all the fluffy ones. Oh yes, but my favorite animal is the tortoise, because I have feelings for the prime minister."

Lu Huaiguang's expression was tangled for a moment.

Ji Yu bumped into him with a smile: "How about brother, do you want to be brother's little turtle?"

Lu Huaiguang fell silent, as if he was having a great psychological struggle, and finally he looked at Ji Yu with determination: "Brother, I..."

Ji Yu smiled and pinched his face, stopping what he was going to say: "You are different from them, you are the only silly brother."

Lu Huaiguang's ears turned red again, but he watched Ji Yu persistently teach Su Mi to shake hands, and suddenly remembered something.

Did his brother touch the dog's paw first and then his face?

Lu Huaiguang's expression became complicated again.

The director answered a call halfway, trotted over and said to the two, "Now add a special mission."

"It's the task given to the two by the guest this time. He wants to go to the temple of the Goddess of Life, but there are so many temples here, and I may not be able to find it in only one day. I hope you can find the location for him first."

Ji Yu nodded, and asked a very crucial question: "Is there any reward?"

director:"……"

Ji Yu sighed: "What a heartless silence."

The director cleared his throat: "Because this is a temporary special task, there is no reward set, but since it is a task given by a guest, it must involve the final satisfaction score, and the satisfaction will involve the basic funds for the next issue...you You know what I mean?"

Ji Yu: "Understood, this is a threat."

Director: "Mr. Ji, don't be so straightforward."

The two discussed it and planned to ask Sura first after returning to the stone house.

After hearing what they said, Sura scratched her ears: "This is a bit difficult. Although I am familiar with the distribution of various temples, I can't figure out which temple is which god."

Ji Yu originally thought it was just a matter of asking for directions, but he didn't expect it to be quite troublesome.

"Is there no such sign in the temple? I see that there are general scenic spots..."

Sura shook his head: "There is an oracle in the temple, which is actually similar to the life description of this god. However, there are too few written records left by this civilization on the Vaal Plain, and the words they use have not been fully understood until now. Interpretation, I do know a few popular ones, such as God of Love and God of War, Goddess of Life, I haven't heard much about it..."

Ji Yu scratched his head in distress: "Then what should we do? Do you know any scholars who specialize in this culture? How about we post on Weibo to ask for help? Maybe our knowledgeable fans will know about it?"

Lu Huaiguang: "You can ask Wu An to ask if you know any professionals."

Sura cleared her throat: "There will be a meeting tomorrow, why don't you go to the meeting and ask the elders."

Ji Yu laughed: "You still have elders here? Then you count as an eight-pocket disciple?"

Sura didn't understand what he meant, but it didn't stop him from blowing his hair: "You don't care what we have here, whether you like it or not!"

Ji Yu quickly comforted him: "I don't understand? What do you mean by elder?"

Su La snorted: "He is the oldest old man in this place. He understands the language of the gods, that is, ancient characters. In ancient times, their family was a person who imparted knowledge from generation to generation. Now they are also very respected. Go Be careful what you say!"

Ji Yu nodded: "Are we just asking empty-handed if we don't understand the rules? Do you want to bring something?"

Su La patiently explained: "According to the myth, imparting knowledge is their bounden duty, and they don't charge any fees. If you feel bad, just bring him some water from the holy lake. Are you okay? I'm going back. "

Ji Yu stopped him, and said as if offering a treasure: "We taught Su Mi a new skill today."

Sura looked at him suspiciously: "What strange thing did you teach it?"

Ji Yu raised his head proudly: "I taught it to shake hands!"

Sura was silent for three seconds, and then jumped up angrily: "I'm a shepherd dog, watching sheep catch thieves! You taught him how useful it is!"

When Ji Yu thought about it, he suddenly felt that what he did was really wrong. In case he was caught by a thief in the future, Su Mi was about to catch him, and he shook hands with him...

Lu Huaiguang glanced at the empty wasteland: "Where did the thief come from? They ran hundreds of miles just to steal a sheep from you?"

Su La glared: "I have 23 heads! And even if you teach him this, there is no one here, who would play this with it!"

Lu Huaiguang: "Let's just say you are a human being."

Ji Yu bumped into him: "Hey, why are you talking to the landlord?"

Sura walked away with a wave of her hand, and Su Mi followed behind him staggeringly.

In a corner where no one was around, Sura looked around to confirm that the two people hadn't followed, squatted down in front of Su Mi with a solemn face, and stretched out her hand: "Shake hands."

Su Mi put her paws up very cooperatively, and Sura rubbed its little paws with a smirk.

Really fragrant.