Travel reality shows are not dating shows

It was almost noon when the group finished their breakfast while making noise, Ji Yu was washing the dishes in the kitchen, looked at the time and said, "Okay, we can start making lunch after the dishes are cleaned, and we can fight after we finish lunch." Nao, you can have dinner, and you don’t need to spend money..."

Zhao Jin was suddenly alert, and immediately stood up and urged him to go: "It's already time! Go, go! Brother Yu, come back and wash the dishes!"

Ji Yu wiped his hands slowly, and deliberately slowed down his tone: "Oh, why are you in such a hurry?"

Zhao Jin dragged him out of the door.

The sun was shining outside, Ji Yu stepped back as soon as he took a step: "Really, I think it would be nice for us to have dinner together at home today, haven't you drunk Lu Huaiguang's potion yet? There is a projector..."

MOMO pushed him behind: "Go forward, don't look back."

Zhao Jin pulled him in front: "It's okay, I don't feel sunburned when I'm having fun!"

Ji Yu broke free and had no choice but to follow them. Behind him, Lu Huaiguang also encouraged Qi Yong who was standing at the door and hadn't gone out for a long time: "...Come on."

Qi Yong: "Can I wait for you here? I'll look after the store for you."

Lu Huaiguang: "Work hard."

Qi Yong: "I can't, I really can't, I will die without the air conditioner."

Lu Huaiguang: "Believe in yourself."

Ji Yu: "This picture looks like an old father who encourages his children to learn to walk."

"Hahaha!" Zhao Jin rolled up her sleeves and ran back, "Aunt Zhao from the neighborhood committee is here to help!"

He bounced all the way to Qi Yong's side, hugged him and took him outside: "Let's go, let's go!"

Qi Yong couldn't dodge in time, and wanted to break free from his embrace with a look of horror on his face: "Get rid of me! Don't hug me, it's too hot!"

Zhao Jin only thought he was shy: "Ouch! Don't be shy!"

Ji Yu scratched his chin: "This picture looks like robbing a woman from a good family."

MOMO: "In broad daylight..."

Ji Yu answered, "No shame."

The two looked at each other, gave each other thumbs up, and rhymed.

Lu Huaiguang lowered his head and smiled, Ji Yu asked him, "Where did we arrange the first stop?"

Lu Huaiguang: "A meteorite fell from the sky."

Ji Yu clapped his hands: "Ah, that's the one rolling down in the closed ball!"

MOMO suddenly became nervous: "What!"

Ji Yu pointed to the distance: "Did you see that?"

There is a U-shaped bracket not far away, a huge rolling stone rolls from the highest point on the left to the highest point on the right, and then rolls back waddlingly.

MOMO's face changed: "No, this kind of thing is still..."

Ji Yu patted Lu Huaiguang on the shoulder: "I think we will save money today, MOMO is afraid of heights, and Zhao Jin is afraid of everything."

Lu Huaiguang added: "Qi Yong is afraid of going out."

Ji Yu: "So I just said that it's fine if we stay in the tower? I've already thought of the title, A Day in the Tower of Long-haired Princes."

Zhao Jin's expression was solemn: "Is there no kind of milder project in this small town? It's just the kind of safe project that can be played in general amusement parks under 1.4 meters tall."

Ji Yu snorted, but Lu Huaiguang thought about it seriously: "Pirate chasing?"

Zhao Jin: "This sounds unsafe!"

Ji Yu: "It's just a sitcom watched on a boat. It's extremely safe. Even the cannonballs flying overhead are made of paper."

Zhao Jin followed them step by step and turned around three times: "You won't lie to me, will you? You won't deliberately mess with me, will you?"

Entering the interior of the "Pirate Chase" project, Zhao Jindong looked around and saw that there was a short kid among the previous group of people, and finally felt a little relieved.

Five people boarded the boat, with MOMO and Zhao Jin sitting at the front, Lu Huaiguang and Ji Yu at the back, and Qi Yong sitting in the middle alone.

The vehicle dressed as a pirate ship slowly drove out along the track, and Zhao Jin leaned back comfortably: "Hey, this speed is just what I want! Xiao Qi, are you lonely? Do you want me to accompany you? This I can crawl to the back at that speed!"

Ji Yu pointed at the camera: "Children, don't imitate."

Qi Yong: "...No need."

The voice on the radio sounded: "Hahaha, if you dare to chase here, be prepared not to go back!"

The pirate ship bumped a few times, and Zhao Jin screamed out.

Ji Yu laughed: "Are you afraid of this too? The massage chair is also a bit more bumpy than this."

Zhao Jin's voice was trembling: "Does your massage chair still drive forward on the water?"

Lu Huaiguang seemed to be laughing again, Ji Yu peeked at him out of the corner of his eye, wondering why this person was usually considered cold and difficult to talk to?

"Fire!"

Cannonballs made of paper suspended from ropes flew over their heads, and the pirate ship began to shake in unison. Zhao Jin cried, "It's moving! It's moving!"

MOMO: "He's been moving."

Ji Yu: "Thank you Zhao Jin for your contribution to the atmosphere of our show."

Lu Huaiguang was a little dazed: "Is he really afraid?"

Ji Yu nodded sincerely: "Let me put it this way, when we were in a group together, he would cry in fright if a fly flew onto his face. I have always felt that Zhao Jin's life is very inspirational. To be able to live in such sunshine."

Zhao Jin turned her head, gritted her teeth and looked at him: "I heard everything!"

MOMO also turned his head: "It doesn't rhyme."

Ji Yu rolled his eyes: "You change the rhyme for me."

"Zhao Jin is afraid of everything..." Momo rolled her hand into a microphone and handed it to Qi Yong. Qi Yong reluctantly opened his mouth: "Qi Yong just wants to go home."

Ji Yu applauded: "It's excellent, the characters are all standing up."

The driving during this section was very smooth, and Zhao Jin could finally calm down and look at the scenery along the way.

Momo suddenly said solemnly: "Zhao Jin, look up."

Zhao Jin raised her head in a daze: "What? It's pitch black..."

MOMO lowered his voice: "I seem to see a pair of feet..."

"what--"

Zhao Jin's scream resounded through the sky.

Although Ji Yu didn't cry out, he couldn't help shivering.Lu Huaiguang seemed to have noticed it, hesitated for a moment, touched the back of his hand, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, he's a liar."

Ji Yu laughed helplessly: "I know he's lying, but I just thought of that scene..."

The light in front suddenly turned on, and Zhao Jin cheered immediately: "Go out! We got rid of the pirates hahaha!"

MOMO: "You're quite into the show."

In the next second, the pirate ship rushed down vertically.

Zhao Jin: "God damn the exit is a waterfall! Ji—Yu—I'll kill you! Ah——"

Lu Huaiguang covered Ji Yu's ears when Zhao Jin called out Ji Yu's name, and when the group hit the water splash all the way to the finish line, Ji Yu was still a little dazed: "What happened just now?"

Lu Huaiguang: "He's scolding you, don't listen."

Getting off the vehicle, Zhao Jin threw herself onto Lu Huaiguang with her trembling legs and cried, "Ji Yu bastard, woo woo, you lied to me, you made me suffer so much!"

Ji Yu pushed him away indifferently, and picked out his ears: "Ah, it seems that some water got in just now, I didn't hear clearly."

Zhao Jin rolled her eyes angrily: "I think your conscience has been flooded!"

"Ahem." Ji Yu cleared his throat, "Let me see where we go next."

Zhao Jin wanted to grab the map in his hand: "I'll choose! I don't believe you anymore!"

Ji Yu casually stuffed the map into Lu Huaiguang's hand, and dodged it aside.Zhao Jin jumped in front of Lu Huaiguang, looked at the map in his hand, still didn't dare to make mistakes, could only sniff pitifully: "Brother Lu, please, find a safe place."

Lu Huaiguang glanced at Ji Yu with a smile, and Zhao Jin quickly blocked his sight: "Don't look at him, Ji Yu is a bad guy who wants to trick me with his stomach!"

Lu Huaiguang smiled indistinctly: "The maze of the queen bee."

Zhao Jin thought about it: "The ones on the ground, without water, shouldn't be dangerous, okay!"

Ji Yu pinched his face from behind him: "What are you talking about? Why do you call your brother?"

Zhao Jin snorted coldly: "See if you look like a big brother! I am announcing that you will be expelled from your brother status!"

"Tch, who cares about such a silly brother like you." Ji Yu let go of his hand in disdain, and hooked Lu Huaiguang's shoulder instead, "Now I have a new brother who is cuter than you."

Lu Huaiguang was a little bit at a loss, Zhao Jin was dumbfounded: "Ji Yu, do you still want face?"

MOMO also had a sullen face: "How many good brothers do you have?"

Ji Yu was still grinning, Zhao Jin thought something wrong after thinking about it: "Aren't you in the same year as Lu Huaiguang? Why are you taking advantage of others?"

Lu Huaiguang looked over, and Ji Yu put his hips on his hips confidently: "I am a few months older than him, isn't it older? A little older is also older!"

Lu Huaiguang didn't seem very happy: "Why do you keep asking me to call you brother?"

Ji Yu blinked: "It seems that the two of us are so close."

Lu Huaiguang turned his head: "You don't lack younger brothers..."

Ji Yu froze for a moment, carefully watching his expression, could it be...jealous?

Ji Yu scratched his head, and lightly bumped his shoulder: "Oh, your brother is the sweetest... If you don't like it, can I call you brother?"

Lu Huaiguang kept his face sullen and did not speak, Ji Yu circled around him: "Brother Lu? Brother Huaiguang? Brother Guang? Brother Guangzi?"

Lu Huaiguang: "Pfft."

Ji Yu: "Laughing? You won't be angry if you laugh."

Zhao Jin squinted her eyes and turned her head to grit her teeth: "Look at his scumbag style."

Lu Huaiguang squinted at Ji Yu: "From now on, you will call me brother."

Ji Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay brother, no problem brother! You can call you little ancestor if you want me to."

Zhao Jin was heartbroken: "Smart words! Smart words! Smelly shameless!"

MOMO: "The last one doesn't seem to be an idiom."

Zhao Jin kicked him lightly: "At this time, you still don't unite with me! It's enough if you mean it right!"

Qi Yong glanced at Lu Huaiguang who seemed sullen but had a smile in his eyes, and muttered in a low voice, "Why do I think it's a concubine's love..."

Zhao Jin covered her ears: "Impossible! I don't believe it!"

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