Travel reality shows are not dating shows

Fishing is a time-consuming thing, until the sun slowly sank to the horizon, none of the four caught a single fish.

Li Weilu didn't really care, she didn't come here for fishing.

The sunset on the sea has a sense of solemnity, as if tomorrow will not rise, exhausting the last strength, leaving the most intense colors at this moment.

The sky is flying clouds, and the sea is gilded.

Li Weilu raised the camera, and when everyone was fascinated by the beautiful scenery, she quietly pointed the camera at Ji Yu.

But the moment she pressed the shutter, Lu Huaiguang stood next to Ji Yu, lowered his head and didn't know what he said in his ear.

So there was a "click" and it became a photo of two people.

Li Weilu looked at the photos she took, and Jiang Hong also came over, and couldn't help sighing: "It looks like a good match, no wonder the little girl thinks too much."

Li Weilu: "..."

What Lu Huaiguang actually said was: "Brother, this one is not as good-looking as your fried soft-boiled eggs."

Ji Yu: "Don't talk nonsense, show some respect to the sun."

The four of them had been fishing for an entire afternoon, but they returned empty-handed. Jiang Hong was a little embarrassed: "This is too embarrassing, why don't you stop fishing for a while? Have you watched "The Old Man and the Sea"? Persistence is victory." ah!"

Ji Yu looked at the two boats: "I think it's normal if you can't catch any fish. You didn't even bring a fishing basket, so it doesn't look like you're going to bring fish back."

Jiang Hong looked blank: "Ah, I thought the program team must be ready!"

Ji Yu patted him on the shoulder: "You just came here, so it's normal if you don't know the rules yet. Our program team won't prepare anything for you. If we want to play poker tonight, we have to go to the canteen to buy it ourselves. "

Jiang Hong rubbed his head, and muttered in embarrassment: "You are self-reliant..."

A group of people went ashore, and happened to pass by a cat, who jumped into the water vigorously, stepped on a cloud of water, and came back with a fish in its mouth.

As they passed by, the cat gave them a contemptuous look.

Ji Yu: "I feel discriminated against."

Jiang Hong stared at it: "If we snatch it, at least we will have something to gain today."

Ji Yu laughed: "The cat snatched it out of its mouth, but it's too embarrassing to eat it after taking it back."

The hot spring in the hotel must not be photographed, Ji Yu thought that he had to arrange some more activities, otherwise the broadcast content would definitely not be enough.

Thinking about it, he really broke his heart for this show.

After everyone changed into bathrobes, Ji Yu summoned everyone to the room and cleared his throat: "I announce that the first Smile Contest will start now!"

Jiang Hong happily said, "Hey, there are still night activities!"

"You all know the Laughter Contest, it's just one person making everyone laugh, and the others just hold it back desperately."

Jiang Hong glanced at Lu Huaiguang: "I think the champion has already been selected, and I recommend this player to walk to the final."

Ji Yu cleared his throat: "We are a fair and just competition. We guarantee that there will be no shady scenes. Even seeded players will be treated equally."

Jiang Hong was eager to try: "How about I come first? I'll give everyone a chance."

The three of them sat down with their backs to Jiang Hong, and heard the rustling sound of his clothes rubbing behind him, as well as their own uncontrollable laughter.

Ji Yu reminded him: "Uncle Jiang, you are laughing like this now, if we don't laugh for a while, you will be so embarrassed."

Jiang Hong vowed: "Let me tell you, I took the actor's path by mistake. My dream was to be a comedian! I bet on the dignity of my dream, and I must make you laugh so hard today." Move!"

"Okay, turn around!"

The three of them saw his stomach unexpectedly.

Round, white, and smooth belly, on which the shape of the world-famous painting "Scream" was simply outlined with a marker pen.

The corners of Ji Yu's mouth turned up slightly, but he pressed it down with perseverance.

Jiang Hong didn't change his face: "The next thing to visit is our famous painting "The Scream". Look at the realistic brushwork and soft touch, as if it is about to come out of the painting!"

As he spoke, he approached the three of them, stopped at a very unfavorable distance, and started a belly dance, and the whole painting shook with his movements.

Li Weilu covered her face, and a thin laugh escaped from between her fingers.

Ji Yu couldn't help but leaned back: "I admit defeat, I admit defeat, haha! You are working too hard, can the marker pen be washed off in a while!"

Jiang Hong didn't care much: "Rub it hard, I'm only worried about turning other people's hot spring into an ink pool."

Lu Huaiguang was indifferent, and only raised an eyebrow from the beginning to the end.

Jiang Hong was very satisfied: "Two are fine, who will come next?"

Ji Yu gave Lu Huaiguang a push: "He wins this one, let him go."

Lu Huaiguang was a little at a loss.

The three of them turned their backs and did not hear any movement behind them.Jiang Hong deliberately said: "The seed players can show mercy to our subordinates!"

Ji Yu dismissively said: "Hardly laughing that he is a seed player, funny laughing that he is definitely the bottom one reserve player."

Lu Huaiguang: "Okay."

Ji Yu turned around expectantly, but saw Lu Huaiguang just sitting there as usual.

Ji Yu: "Brother, you can't just give up!"

Lu Huaiguang took a look at him, then lifted the steaming teacup on the shore and put it on his head: "I'm thinking about it."

The whole place was silent.

Ji Yu: "Haha."

Jiang Hong patted him on the shoulder: "It's so affectionate."

Ji Yu lowered his head modestly: "It should."

Lu Huaiguang sighed, and sat back beside Ji Yu, a little aggrieved: "Brother, you are perfunctory to me."

Ji Yu: "I really worked really hard to laugh out loud."

Li Weilu took the initiative to stand up: "I will be the next one."

They were about to turn around, Li Weilu whispered, "Don't turn around, I'll tell a joke that I treasure."

"There was a very good boy, and a girl wanted to tease him with love words, so she asked him what you belong to."

"Boys say I belong to dogs, girls say no, you belong to me."

"Then the boy said, are you a dog?"

Jiang Hong laughed out of embarrassment, even Lu Huaiguang twitched the corners of his mouth, but Ji Yu's expression was a little weird.

This joke was mentioned when he was interviewed back then.People asked him why he was single for so many years. He said that even if someone teased him back then, he didn't react. He gave this example.

Did Li Weilu accidentally saw this joke on the Internet, or...

It was Ji Yu's turn next.

Ji Yu: "Let me tell a story."

"I have a friend who is a mixed-race model and found a girlfriend from Northeast China."

"When he went to their house for the first time, his father-in-law told him to go one."

"He immediately stood up and walked a few steps in front of their kang."

Just as Jiang Hong was about to laugh, he saw Lu Huaiguang shaking his shoulders beside him, and couldn't help but laugh first.

Li Weilu beside her also showed a smile.

"It's not so funny..." Jiang Hong scratched his head dejectedly, "I protest, there must be a shady scene in this game! You can't mix personal feelings in the game!"

Ji Yu said righteously: "This contestant, you have to talk about evidence. You have said that our competition is fair and just, and there is absolutely no shady scene."

Jiang Hong patted the table to protest strongly: "One more round, I can't accept a tie!"

Ji Yu hooked his fingers at him provocatively: "If it's over just now, you can barely win the undefeated result, since you're looking for your own death, hmph."

Jiang Hong: "Don't say it, your line skills are really good."

Ji Yu: "Could you please stop acting suddenly, I'm so embarrassed."

The second round still started with Jiang Hong. He stuck two carrot slices on the face of the original "Scream", and said softly, "Hi everyone, I am the son of the world-famous painting "Scream", Nami."

Ji Yu held back his laughter, and even had the strength to provoke him: "We won't do the same trick..."

Jiang Hong unhurriedly took down the carrot slices, took out a piece of kelp, pasted it on the head of "Scream", pretended to be a woman while pinching his throat, and said, "Hi everyone, I am the wife of the world-famous painting "Scream".

Ji Yu still couldn't bear it.

However, Lu Huaiguang seemed to be suspended, his expression remained motionless.

Jiang Hong sat back very frustrated: "I didn't expect my opponent to understand me best. There are many high places in this world, but that's it."

Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "How is my brother? I allow you to abstain."

Lu Huaiguang stood up expressionlessly, Ji Yu looked at him with a sudden ominous premonition.

Lu Huaiguang: "Have you watched the third episode? In the episode of the Bugar mansion, there was a part that was not broadcast. Aren't we looking for things in the mansion, and the camera teacher accidentally bumped into the light switch when he was retreating."

Ji Yu knew what he was going to say.

Lu Huaiguang: "My brother was so frightened that he jumped on top of me. The director even threatened him that the door was closed and he couldn't go out until he found the key."

Ji Yu directly jumped over the table that symbolized the auditorium, jumped onto the stage and hooked Lu Huaiguang's neck: "Shut up!"

"Cough." Lu Huaiguang was pinched by Ji Yu, but he continued, "Brother just fumbled around me, and lifted up the car key on my body and said he found it!"

Ji Yu wanted to cover his mouth: "It's so funny, it's so funny, no one is laughing!"

Lu Huaiguang laughed: "I think it's funny, then why didn't he cut it in?"

Director: "Well, because I have spoken, I don't think I can play too much."

Li Weilu came on stage, Ji Yu was a little concerned about what she would say.

Li Weilu: "The average lifespan of crucian carp is 10 years, but there is one crucian carp that has lived for more than 20 years. Do you know why?"

Li Weilu couldn't help but put on a smile: "Because he's not a fish, but a man named Ji Yu."

Lu Huaiguang stopped smiling, he looked at Li Weilu, then at Ji Yu, his expression was not very good-looking.

Even Jiang Hong couldn't figure it out: "Why are you still interacting with the audience?"

Ji Yu explained: "This is all a cold joke I said in previous interviews... This contestant plagiarized other people's works, so he will be punished by withdrawing from the competition!"

Li Weilu didn't care either, and nodded with a smile: "Yeah."

Lu Huaiguang's gaze made Ji Yu feel that he had done something wrong.