Travel reality shows are not dating shows
Chapter 47 Cat Island
Lu Huaiguang scoffed at this material, but Ji Yu had a premonition of something ominous.
This material is too fake, even the most ignorant people would not expect to use this to make big news. After clicking on the marketing accounts, most of them are clarified by fans, and there is no rhythm at all.
Although I don't know who is playing tricks, but this kind of trend is obviously not what the other party is happy to see.So far, this person can only be regarded as a bad move, unless he has a back hand.
But he and Lu Huaiguang haven't written their horoscope yet, so what can they do?Ji Yu asked himself if he was innocent, whether he had any ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, and the biggest dark history may be Koukou Space's second-year autograph...
Lu Huaiguang saw that his face was not good-looking, and comforted him: "It's okay, Wu An didn't even call me, which means it's not a big deal."
Ji Yu let go of his worries for now, no matter what, he must do his job well first.
This time, the destination is on the island, and they need to go by boat. The director read the introduction to them on the boat.
"This is a magical island. There are no more than 20 permanent residents on the island, but there are nearly [-] cats. People affectionately call this island Cat Island. This small island was originally just an ordinary fishery development. Because of the lack of resources on the small island, most young people left the island to find work, and only the old people who refused to leave stayed here. The cat was originally brought to this island to curb the rodent infestation. After several generations It has multiplied and developed into a large number of ethnic groups. With the expansion of cat suckers in recent years, this place unexpectedly became popular and developed into a tourist attraction."
"I need a special reminder. Most of the cats on Cat Island have been vaccinated, but just in case of accidents, please pay attention to the two teachers. If you are accidentally scratched, you must notify the program team in time that you need to be vaccinated against rabies. "
Ji Yu nodded, turned his head and saw Lu Huaiguang frowned slightly, and couldn't help laughing: "Teacher Lu is afraid of injections?"
Lu Huaiguang explained: "It's just that I don't like injections."
Ji Yu hooked his shoulder with a smile: "Really? I don't believe it. Not liking it and being afraid of it are two different things."
Lu Huaiguang could see that he was teasing himself on purpose, but he still couldn't help but retort: "Do you think you like coriander and can't bear the taste, and you are afraid of coriander? It's not the same thing."
Ji Yu shook his head: "Wow, brother, you are making too much sense. Another example, is it the same if you don't like me and you are afraid of me?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at him: "I like you, how could I not like brother."
Ji Yu froze for a moment, then turned his head and told the director: "Don't broadcast this episode."
Lu Huaiguang didn't think much about it at first, but after hearing what he said, he came to his senses, and looked at Ji Yu amusedly: "Brother, are you avoiding suspicion like this with me?"
Ji Yu sighed: "Brother, you can talk more thoughtfully."
Not to mention that fans are easy to misunderstand, even he occasionally misunderstands.
The boat slowly approached the shore, and before they disembarked and landed on the island, the director stopped them: "Cats are very vigilant animals. Although the cats here are not very afraid of people, in order to lower their vigilance, please The two teachers wear this."
The director handed out two furry cat ear headbands, one black and one white.
Ji Yu remained expressionless: "You think we're stupid? Lu Huaiguang can't even fool you with such a lie, okay?"
Lu Huaiguang glanced at him, took the cat ears and quickly put them on Ji Yu's head, and said to the director, "Is it alright?"
The director tried to bargain: "Teacher Lu wears it too."
Lu Huaiguang: "No need, just leave it to Teacher Ji."
Ji Yu put on cat ears and covered his heart: "Brother, you have changed."
Lu Huaiguang smiled and pinched his ears: "Very cute."
Ji Yu: "...you can touch the cat's ears if you want to touch them, why are you touching my ears!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Your ears are cuter."
Ji Yu turned his head again: "Don't broadcast this episode either."
Director: "We still have to broadcast a little bit."
Ji Yu: "Even if you lie to me and say you won't broadcast it?"
The director handed them the map: "This director is upright, brave and never lies."
Ji Yu took the map and turned around to leave.
The island is not big, even if you walk around the island for a week, it will take less than an afternoon. There are cats basking in the sun in twos and threes on the pier, and they don’t dodge when they see people coming. They look like "this is my territory".
Ji Yu sighed: "This is the real furry heaven, brother, wait for me, I will take two photos."
Ji Yu squatted in front of a "Northeast" orange cat, turned on the camera, and caught sight of himself wearing cat ears in the camera.
He silently took off the headband and covered his face, it was terrible that he just walked out wearing this thing.
Lu Huaiguang suppressed a smile on the other side, and when Ji Yu looked over, he immediately returned to his normal expression, and tried to cover up the subject by changing the subject: "Brother, why is there a piece of cat ear missing."
Ji Yu glanced at it: "It's a mark, a proof of sterilization."
Lu Huaiguang just asked casually, but he didn't expect that he really knew.
Ji Yu cleared his throat implicitly: "To be honest, I have kept cats on the Internet for many years."
There is an oval green bucket resembling a mailbox on the side of the road, with the words "cat food, self-pickup" written on it.There was a circle of cats waiting around the bucket, and when they saw someone coming, they immediately meowed and came up, rubbing their trouser legs and whining to the utmost.
Ji Yu didn't turn his head for a while: "I wrote this and the cat can't understand..."
The mother-in-law passing by laughed: "Of course this is written for people to read."
She skillfully opened the lid, took out the cat food from it and sprinkled it on the ground, and the cats immediately swarmed up and formed a cat flower.
Ji Yu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Is the cat food here yours?"
The mother-in-law squatted down and patted the cat's head lovingly. Even though the group of little guys were eating, they didn't resist, and even the clingy ones took the initiative to rub against her palms.
"It was donated by others. Since I knew that there are more people here, there have been more tourists. Some people who can't come here want to do something for the cats, so they will send cat food. Although it is kind, the number sent There are too many, I don’t know how many years it will take to finish, so I put it here for self-help.”
Ji Yu imitated her feeding the cats, and a group of cats immediately surrounded her feet. Lu Huaiguang tried to reach out his hand, and the little guys who were not afraid of people kindly rubbed up.
Ji Yu: "Master, look at you touching them, do you have the heart not to give me something to eat?"
Lu Huaiguang lightly poked the fat cat that comfortably exposed its belly: "But it's too fat."
The mother-in-law and Ji Yu retorted at the same time: "It's not fat! It's just fluffy!"
Lu Huaiguang: "..."
Ji Yu: "Okay, eating too much fat doesn't seem healthy, so I'll feed less."
The mother-in-law looked at him approvingly: "We usually don't feed too much, here is the seaside, even if the cats are hungry, they will catch fish by themselves."
Ji Yu touched the cat next to him: "You are so amazing!"
The cat responded with a soft "meow".
Reluctantly bid farewell to the cats, they went to this residence.
Ji Yu sighed: "I'm serious, after thousands of years, maybe cats will rule the human race, and this is the place where they establish their capital and career."
Lu Huaiguang: "Why do cats rule people?"
Ji Yu: "Let humans rub its shoulders and legs..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Isn't it better for humans?"
Ji Yu: "... also."
The place of accommodation this time is a local hot spring hotel. The owner is a very energetic old man who calls himself Sanhe and warmly welcomes them into the hotel.
Although the hot springs here are not natural, some herbs are specially added, which are said to be good for the body and can also repel insects. Grandpa Sanhe sincerely suggested that it is best to take a bath after petting the cat.
Ji Yu felt a little unreal when he entered the room: "Didn't you mention the mission this time? It really feels like an ordinary trip... Has the director found out?"
Director: "... During the period of living here, you need to help Sanhe grandpa with work. If grandpa is not satisfied, you need to stay and work until the accommodation fee is paid off."
Ji Yu sneered at this threat: "Our contract has only been signed for more than two months. If you don't let us go, we'll just fuck the cats here for two months, and when the time comes, we'll pay for it and leave."
Lu Huaiguang: "Imprisoned for violating the law."
Ji Yu: "That's right, look at you, your legal awareness is weak!"
director:"……"
It is becoming more and more difficult for the guests to control what to do.
Ji Yu found a problem: "Are you saving money more and more? Do we just share a room?"
This room is a typical Japanese-style hotel layout, with tatami mats on the floor and futons for sleeping at night.
Director: "I left a screen for you, if you want two rooms, you can separate them by yourself."
Lu Huaiguang: "It's okay, Brother Xing is afraid at night."
Ji Yu: "I won't be afraid of this kind of environment!"
Lu Huaiguang glanced at him: "Many Japanese horror movies are like this..."
Ji Yu covered his mouth: "All right, all right."
The two rested for a while, and Ji Yu was excited to go to the open-air hot spring.
The filming crew won't come in the hot spring, but there are several cats lying on the eaves, and Ji Yu always feels a little stressed when he soaks in the water under the watchful eyes of the cat uncle.
Ji Yu was lying on the edge of the hot spring and playing with his mobile phone. He still couldn't let go of today's hot search. After swiping for a while to see fans chattering about the marketing account in the comments, he saw that they released the so-called new materials.
One is that Ji Yu used Lu Huaiguang as the phone desktop.It was a picture of Ji Yu's previous airport. He lowered his head and held his mobile phone to talk to fans, and took off one earphone.On the enlarged screen of the mobile phone, there is a photo of Lu Huaiguang.
The other is a video of Ji Yu showing half of his face in the crowd at Lu Huaiguang's concert, smiling and waving the cheering stick in his hand.
Ji Yu was stunned, he was done thinking, I can't hide my fan status anymore.
Lu Huaiguang outside the door also received a call from Wu An, and Wu An asked anxiously, "You knew Ji Yu before you appeared on this show? Don't you?"
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know."
Wu An: "Look at that trending search, you don't know someone, but everyone is following you! It's the mobile phone desktop and the concert video! I think this time it's probably him..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Ah, brother, have you seen my concert?"
Wu An: "..."
You're so excited! What a fart!
Of course, he would not dare to say such words to Lu Huaiguang face to face, he could only speak carefully, trying to let Lu Huaiguang see Ji Yu's true face.
Who knew that another person's voice suddenly came from over there, and Ji Yu came out of the hot spring: "Mr. Lu, it seems that I can't hide my fan status... Ah, why are you calling? I'll talk about it later."
"It's okay, I'll let him wait for a while." Lu Huaiguang turned his head and asked Ji Yu, "Are you talking about the hot search?"
Wu An twitched the corners of his mouth: "...you call me this kind of phone, at least go back to your room and avoid him."
Lu Huaiguang: "The two of us share a room."
Wu An: "Oh."
He remembered that this was specially arranged by Lu Huaiguang's mother, in order to make Lu Huaiguang unbearable and stop the recording earlier, unexpectedly... who would have thought of it!
This material is too fake, even the most ignorant people would not expect to use this to make big news. After clicking on the marketing accounts, most of them are clarified by fans, and there is no rhythm at all.
Although I don't know who is playing tricks, but this kind of trend is obviously not what the other party is happy to see.So far, this person can only be regarded as a bad move, unless he has a back hand.
But he and Lu Huaiguang haven't written their horoscope yet, so what can they do?Ji Yu asked himself if he was innocent, whether he had any ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, and the biggest dark history may be Koukou Space's second-year autograph...
Lu Huaiguang saw that his face was not good-looking, and comforted him: "It's okay, Wu An didn't even call me, which means it's not a big deal."
Ji Yu let go of his worries for now, no matter what, he must do his job well first.
This time, the destination is on the island, and they need to go by boat. The director read the introduction to them on the boat.
"This is a magical island. There are no more than 20 permanent residents on the island, but there are nearly [-] cats. People affectionately call this island Cat Island. This small island was originally just an ordinary fishery development. Because of the lack of resources on the small island, most young people left the island to find work, and only the old people who refused to leave stayed here. The cat was originally brought to this island to curb the rodent infestation. After several generations It has multiplied and developed into a large number of ethnic groups. With the expansion of cat suckers in recent years, this place unexpectedly became popular and developed into a tourist attraction."
"I need a special reminder. Most of the cats on Cat Island have been vaccinated, but just in case of accidents, please pay attention to the two teachers. If you are accidentally scratched, you must notify the program team in time that you need to be vaccinated against rabies. "
Ji Yu nodded, turned his head and saw Lu Huaiguang frowned slightly, and couldn't help laughing: "Teacher Lu is afraid of injections?"
Lu Huaiguang explained: "It's just that I don't like injections."
Ji Yu hooked his shoulder with a smile: "Really? I don't believe it. Not liking it and being afraid of it are two different things."
Lu Huaiguang could see that he was teasing himself on purpose, but he still couldn't help but retort: "Do you think you like coriander and can't bear the taste, and you are afraid of coriander? It's not the same thing."
Ji Yu shook his head: "Wow, brother, you are making too much sense. Another example, is it the same if you don't like me and you are afraid of me?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at him: "I like you, how could I not like brother."
Ji Yu froze for a moment, then turned his head and told the director: "Don't broadcast this episode."
Lu Huaiguang didn't think much about it at first, but after hearing what he said, he came to his senses, and looked at Ji Yu amusedly: "Brother, are you avoiding suspicion like this with me?"
Ji Yu sighed: "Brother, you can talk more thoughtfully."
Not to mention that fans are easy to misunderstand, even he occasionally misunderstands.
The boat slowly approached the shore, and before they disembarked and landed on the island, the director stopped them: "Cats are very vigilant animals. Although the cats here are not very afraid of people, in order to lower their vigilance, please The two teachers wear this."
The director handed out two furry cat ear headbands, one black and one white.
Ji Yu remained expressionless: "You think we're stupid? Lu Huaiguang can't even fool you with such a lie, okay?"
Lu Huaiguang glanced at him, took the cat ears and quickly put them on Ji Yu's head, and said to the director, "Is it alright?"
The director tried to bargain: "Teacher Lu wears it too."
Lu Huaiguang: "No need, just leave it to Teacher Ji."
Ji Yu put on cat ears and covered his heart: "Brother, you have changed."
Lu Huaiguang smiled and pinched his ears: "Very cute."
Ji Yu: "...you can touch the cat's ears if you want to touch them, why are you touching my ears!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Your ears are cuter."
Ji Yu turned his head again: "Don't broadcast this episode either."
Director: "We still have to broadcast a little bit."
Ji Yu: "Even if you lie to me and say you won't broadcast it?"
The director handed them the map: "This director is upright, brave and never lies."
Ji Yu took the map and turned around to leave.
The island is not big, even if you walk around the island for a week, it will take less than an afternoon. There are cats basking in the sun in twos and threes on the pier, and they don’t dodge when they see people coming. They look like "this is my territory".
Ji Yu sighed: "This is the real furry heaven, brother, wait for me, I will take two photos."
Ji Yu squatted in front of a "Northeast" orange cat, turned on the camera, and caught sight of himself wearing cat ears in the camera.
He silently took off the headband and covered his face, it was terrible that he just walked out wearing this thing.
Lu Huaiguang suppressed a smile on the other side, and when Ji Yu looked over, he immediately returned to his normal expression, and tried to cover up the subject by changing the subject: "Brother, why is there a piece of cat ear missing."
Ji Yu glanced at it: "It's a mark, a proof of sterilization."
Lu Huaiguang just asked casually, but he didn't expect that he really knew.
Ji Yu cleared his throat implicitly: "To be honest, I have kept cats on the Internet for many years."
There is an oval green bucket resembling a mailbox on the side of the road, with the words "cat food, self-pickup" written on it.There was a circle of cats waiting around the bucket, and when they saw someone coming, they immediately meowed and came up, rubbing their trouser legs and whining to the utmost.
Ji Yu didn't turn his head for a while: "I wrote this and the cat can't understand..."
The mother-in-law passing by laughed: "Of course this is written for people to read."
She skillfully opened the lid, took out the cat food from it and sprinkled it on the ground, and the cats immediately swarmed up and formed a cat flower.
Ji Yu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Is the cat food here yours?"
The mother-in-law squatted down and patted the cat's head lovingly. Even though the group of little guys were eating, they didn't resist, and even the clingy ones took the initiative to rub against her palms.
"It was donated by others. Since I knew that there are more people here, there have been more tourists. Some people who can't come here want to do something for the cats, so they will send cat food. Although it is kind, the number sent There are too many, I don’t know how many years it will take to finish, so I put it here for self-help.”
Ji Yu imitated her feeding the cats, and a group of cats immediately surrounded her feet. Lu Huaiguang tried to reach out his hand, and the little guys who were not afraid of people kindly rubbed up.
Ji Yu: "Master, look at you touching them, do you have the heart not to give me something to eat?"
Lu Huaiguang lightly poked the fat cat that comfortably exposed its belly: "But it's too fat."
The mother-in-law and Ji Yu retorted at the same time: "It's not fat! It's just fluffy!"
Lu Huaiguang: "..."
Ji Yu: "Okay, eating too much fat doesn't seem healthy, so I'll feed less."
The mother-in-law looked at him approvingly: "We usually don't feed too much, here is the seaside, even if the cats are hungry, they will catch fish by themselves."
Ji Yu touched the cat next to him: "You are so amazing!"
The cat responded with a soft "meow".
Reluctantly bid farewell to the cats, they went to this residence.
Ji Yu sighed: "I'm serious, after thousands of years, maybe cats will rule the human race, and this is the place where they establish their capital and career."
Lu Huaiguang: "Why do cats rule people?"
Ji Yu: "Let humans rub its shoulders and legs..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Isn't it better for humans?"
Ji Yu: "... also."
The place of accommodation this time is a local hot spring hotel. The owner is a very energetic old man who calls himself Sanhe and warmly welcomes them into the hotel.
Although the hot springs here are not natural, some herbs are specially added, which are said to be good for the body and can also repel insects. Grandpa Sanhe sincerely suggested that it is best to take a bath after petting the cat.
Ji Yu felt a little unreal when he entered the room: "Didn't you mention the mission this time? It really feels like an ordinary trip... Has the director found out?"
Director: "... During the period of living here, you need to help Sanhe grandpa with work. If grandpa is not satisfied, you need to stay and work until the accommodation fee is paid off."
Ji Yu sneered at this threat: "Our contract has only been signed for more than two months. If you don't let us go, we'll just fuck the cats here for two months, and when the time comes, we'll pay for it and leave."
Lu Huaiguang: "Imprisoned for violating the law."
Ji Yu: "That's right, look at you, your legal awareness is weak!"
director:"……"
It is becoming more and more difficult for the guests to control what to do.
Ji Yu found a problem: "Are you saving money more and more? Do we just share a room?"
This room is a typical Japanese-style hotel layout, with tatami mats on the floor and futons for sleeping at night.
Director: "I left a screen for you, if you want two rooms, you can separate them by yourself."
Lu Huaiguang: "It's okay, Brother Xing is afraid at night."
Ji Yu: "I won't be afraid of this kind of environment!"
Lu Huaiguang glanced at him: "Many Japanese horror movies are like this..."
Ji Yu covered his mouth: "All right, all right."
The two rested for a while, and Ji Yu was excited to go to the open-air hot spring.
The filming crew won't come in the hot spring, but there are several cats lying on the eaves, and Ji Yu always feels a little stressed when he soaks in the water under the watchful eyes of the cat uncle.
Ji Yu was lying on the edge of the hot spring and playing with his mobile phone. He still couldn't let go of today's hot search. After swiping for a while to see fans chattering about the marketing account in the comments, he saw that they released the so-called new materials.
One is that Ji Yu used Lu Huaiguang as the phone desktop.It was a picture of Ji Yu's previous airport. He lowered his head and held his mobile phone to talk to fans, and took off one earphone.On the enlarged screen of the mobile phone, there is a photo of Lu Huaiguang.
The other is a video of Ji Yu showing half of his face in the crowd at Lu Huaiguang's concert, smiling and waving the cheering stick in his hand.
Ji Yu was stunned, he was done thinking, I can't hide my fan status anymore.
Lu Huaiguang outside the door also received a call from Wu An, and Wu An asked anxiously, "You knew Ji Yu before you appeared on this show? Don't you?"
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know."
Wu An: "Look at that trending search, you don't know someone, but everyone is following you! It's the mobile phone desktop and the concert video! I think this time it's probably him..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Ah, brother, have you seen my concert?"
Wu An: "..."
You're so excited! What a fart!
Of course, he would not dare to say such words to Lu Huaiguang face to face, he could only speak carefully, trying to let Lu Huaiguang see Ji Yu's true face.
Who knew that another person's voice suddenly came from over there, and Ji Yu came out of the hot spring: "Mr. Lu, it seems that I can't hide my fan status... Ah, why are you calling? I'll talk about it later."
"It's okay, I'll let him wait for a while." Lu Huaiguang turned his head and asked Ji Yu, "Are you talking about the hot search?"
Wu An twitched the corners of his mouth: "...you call me this kind of phone, at least go back to your room and avoid him."
Lu Huaiguang: "The two of us share a room."
Wu An: "Oh."
He remembered that this was specially arranged by Lu Huaiguang's mother, in order to make Lu Huaiguang unbearable and stop the recording earlier, unexpectedly... who would have thought of it!
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