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Chapter 39 The Bald Bride
To get to the lit room, it seems that you have to find it from other dark rooms, Ji Yu looked at the dark road ahead, and began to think about what kind of Buddha he believed in on the spot would be more effective.
Lei Ge took the lead and walked ahead with a paper lantern: "I'll go find the way first."
The door to enter the house is narrow, but the threshold is extremely high.Ordinary adult men have to pass on their side. If they are muscular like Luohan, or have a beer belly, they have to tighten their abdomen if they want to pass.
Lei Ge jumped in very nimbly: "This door doesn't look like it's for the living."
Just as Ji Yu was stepping in with one foot, he was stuck there for a while, neither falling nor falling.
Lu Huaiguang patted him on the back lightly: "I'm right behind you, don't be afraid."
Someone behind him patted him on the back in the same way. When Lu Huaiguang turned his head, there was a head hanging upside down under the eaves, with one hand still on his shoulder, and said with a smile, "Come in~"
Lu Huaiguang nodded: "Okay, wait a minute."
ghost:"……"
Ji Yu turned back tremblingly: "Who are you talking to?"
Lu Huaiguang covered his eyes and let him step in: "It's okay, don't worry about it, it's not scary."
ghost:"……"
All three of them entered the room, and the narrow door slammed shut, only the lantern in Lei Ge's hand was left with a faint light in the room.The ghost who just tried to scare Lu Huaiguang crawled on the window, as if looking for a way to get in.
Ji Yu shrunk his neck, subconsciously approached the light source, walked a few steps forward and suddenly realized that it wasn't Lei Ge who was holding the lantern...
Ji Yu's hairs stood on his head for a while, but he didn't cry out, which is really amazing progress.
Lei Ge's voice was very calm: "My lantern is not lit, whose is the lit one?"
Ji Yu took a deep breath: "It's a ghost! Are there any living people here besides us!"
Lei Ge was a little surprised: "Ah, you didn't call me this time, so I thought there was no ghost inside."
Ji Yu: "Am I an alarm!"
Lu Huaiguang corrected him: "It's a siren."
Lei Ge laughed: "I thought you weren't afraid anymore. I told you it's called desensitization therapy. If you had a good time in the haunted house today, you'll be a big boss who doesn't change his face in front of your eyes."
Ji Yu: "I just want to be a simple, ordinary person."
The female ghost who had been ignored for a long time suddenly took a step forward, and Ji Yu yelled "Wow", and took a step back.She seemed to be aiming at Ji Yu, who was the only one who would be afraid, and pushed him into the corner step by step.
Lu Huaiguang stopped in front of Ji Yu, and confronted the female ghost without changing his face: "Let's go, we're looking for people, not ghosts."
One person and one ghost refused to give in to each other, and an old voice sounded behind the female ghost: "Xiao Cui, where did the dead girl go! Hurry up and help the lady comb her hair!"
The female ghost turned her head unwillingly: "Here we come."
Ji Yu huddled in the corner, and a head popped out: "Are you leaving? I didn't expect the female ghost's voice to be quite sweet."
Yi Lei: "This story tells us that Lian Mai's loli voice with everyone may also be..."
Ji Yu: "Shut up."
Lu Huaiguang: "The door opens, follow."
"Are you sure you want to go here? Isn't it a bit too much for us to follow the female ghost..." Ji Yu resisted a little, but Lu Huaiguang grabbed one of his hands, so he could only follow him forward.
After leaving the room, there was a fork in the road. The "Xiao Cui" just now had no idea where he had gone. Ji Yu looked around, but didn't see any clues.
Lu Huaiguang asked, "Where are you going?"
Ji Yu: "Why don't you go find the magic weapon first? I think that since my uncle asked us to find the magic weapon, it will definitely be useful in the future."
Yi Lei: "You can still turn your mind?"
The door directly in front of him suddenly opened, and a burly figure in a wedding dress appeared in everyone's sight. Seeing this familiar bald head, Ji Yu twitched his lips: "...Brother Luohan?"
Yi Lei also seemed to be affected: "I expected that most people would be arrested to become the ghost bride, but I didn't expect the ghost bride to be..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Is it because he couldn't wear that wedding dress, so he put it on?"
Luo Han, who was originally sitting in front of the dressing table, suddenly moved. He seemed to have heard everyone's voices and turned his head. He was stunned for a moment, then looked down at his own attire, and said in shock, "Damn!"
Ji Yu: "Brother, you can't swear in the show."
Luohan stood up in a panic, showing a painful expression before taking a step, and soon he calmed down dully, sitting gracefully in front of the dressing table, showing a shy and timid smile, winking Rusi lingered on several people outside the door, picked up a piece of red paper with her fingertips, put it in her mouth and licked it lightly.
He even had red nail polish on.
Yi Lei: "It's a bit spicy."
Even Ji Yu couldn't be afraid of such a scene: "What kind of spicy do you say?"
Yi Lei: "I'm a pun, my eyes are a bit hot, and Brother Luo Han is a bit hot. Don't ordinary ghost brides comb their hair in front of the mirror?"
Ji Yu: "He has no hair."
Yi Lei: "Then this haunted house is quite amazing, and it has a good ability to adapt to changes."
Lu Huaiguang remained expressionless: "Do you want to go in and save him?"
Ji Yu: "Would you like to wait a little longer? I see him having a good time. Hiss, don't tell me it's creepy after watching him for a long time."
The door snapped shut.
Luo Han gave a thumbs up to the female ghost behind the dressing table: "Sister, how about my acting skills, I will say that I am a professional!"
The ghost gave him a thumbs up.
The three people on the other side went through several waves of ghost harassment, and finally arrived at the room where the magic weapon was located.
Ji Yu looked at the sparkling lotus-shaped hand lamp with a complicated expression: "Our master's magic weapon is a lotus lamp?"
Yi Lei: "Then he really has a lot of background."
Lu Huaiguang: "Take it."
Ji Yu had a lotus lantern in his left hand and a talisman in his right hand, and his whole body exuded the light of an incandescent lamp.
"I feel very secure now."
The joy of marriage and the funeral music sounded outside the house at the same time, and the laughter and cries were mixed together, it was hard to tell how weird it was.
Yi Lei pushed open the door and went out: "Brother Luo Han is getting married, let's go, let's go get a wedding drink."
According to the plot, it should be the time for the decisive battle. All the ghosts in the house are dispatched. The white-clothed ghosts and red-clothed ghosts stand separately on both sides. It looks quite ritualistic.
The old woman and Xiaocui at the door supported the ghost bride on the left and on the right, but the bride actually forcibly put on the wedding dress.
The ghosts in the yard found them, but because of the power of the lotus lantern, they did not dare to approach them, so Ji Yu bravely shouted: "Brother Luohan!"
Luo Han seemed to hear someone calling him, turned his head slightly, and the hijab fell off.
Yi Lei: "...So it turns out that it's like this when you're bald and wear a phoenix crown."
Ji Yu: "Oh, those red lips."
The ghosts all over the yard also spotted them, but they didn't dare to approach them due to the power of the lotus lantern, so they stood in a circle around them.
The old lady's face changed: "Hurry up and send it to the bridal chamber!"
Xiaocui and a few ghosts dragged Luohan and ran towards the coffin in the middle of the courtyard. Luohan didn't struggle, and even trotted along with the hem of his skirt.
Ji Yu: "...I think he really wants to get married."
Uncle Master struggled and shouted: "If you enter the coffin, you can't be saved. Use the amulet before closing the coffin to bring him back to his mind. Hurry up!"
Uncle Shi spat out a mouthful of blood, and the surrounding ghosts surrounded him eagerly.
Lu Huaiguang: "Why don't you go, the uncle has worked so hard."
Ji Yu raised the lotus lantern and chased after them.
"Lohan, run slowly!"
Arhat arrived in front of the coffin, and Xiao Cui threw herself on top of the coffin: "Master, the bride is here!"
The coffin trembled for a while, and the coffin lid flew up suddenly.
Yi Lei: "Wow, it's a big scene, and I even pulled the fishing line!"
A young man with a pale face sat up in the coffin, he stretched out his hand towards Arhat, and showed a strange smile: "You are here, lady."
Arhat held his thin wrist covered with corpse spots with his backhand, straddled the coffin carelessly, sat down on the edge of the coffin, hugged Young Master Ghost in the coffin, and said with a smile: "Here I come, a dead ghost! "
As he said that, he kissed him on the cheek. The bright red lipstick on the white foundation looked particularly conspicuous. The people and ghosts in the yard were stunned by what he said.
Ji Yu: "...Why don't you save him, I think he is quite happy."
Yi Lei: "Send blessings and we can go, let them close the coffin."
The old lady had obviously seen the world better than the young ghosts in the yard, and she shouted: "What are you doing in a daze! Close the coffin!"
Xiaocui got up as if enlightened, and beckoned everyone to push Luohan into the coffin.
Arhat just sat on the side of the coffin in such a bold manner, with one arm around Master Ghost and the other stuck to the side of the coffin, with a few little ghosts hanging on his body, he didn't move at all, and even made fun of him: "Sister, what strength do you have?" , you didn’t do physical labor before you were alive, did you?”
Xiao Cui was filled with grief and anger, she pushed him in with her arms and legs, shouting: "Master, hold on!"
Young Master Gui guessed that this was the first time someone hugged him like this. It took him a while to realize that he was going to take someone into the coffin, but he couldn't pull Luohan at all. , don't fall apart."
Yi Lei: "Who is saving whom... I look like a ghost rescuing Young Master Ghost who was hijacked by hooligans."
Ji Yu: "I even suspect that he is driving... he dares to drive in this place!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Uncle Master is not worth it."
The three of them walked up to the coffin, and the little devils who were holding on to Luohan basically gave up, but they still maintained a very dedicated posture of pulling, seeing them come over and immediately scattered, Ji Yu looked at them with a look of relief.
Ji Yu handed the talisman to Luo Han: "Brother, I've convinced you, please let him go."
Luo Han laughed and let go of Young Master Ghost: "We are cultivating feelings here, and you are too slow. How was my acting just now?"
Yi Lei praised sincerely: "Absolutely."
Ji Yu: "I can't wait to see your emoji on the air."
Luo Han climbed out of the coffin and greeted Young Master Gui: "Sir, I'm leaving."
Young Master Ghost: "..."
When the group walked to the exit, Ji Yu was still a little bit reluctant when he returned the wait and amulet to the staff: "Can't you give us a copy? I feel very safe holding it."
Lu Huaiguang: "Don't I feel more secure than the lamp?"
Luo Han took off his makeup and rubbed his lipstick boldly while turning his head: "There is still brother!"
Lu Huaiguang looked at Luo Han for a while, then turned his head in frustration.
Ji Yu tried to comfort him: "What, it's not that there is a specialization in surgery..."
Before leaving, the staff warmly greeted Luo Han: "The friend inside said that everyone will pass the test. I hope this friend can come to our group to help!"
Luo Han: "Definitely, my husband-in-law is still inside."
Ji Yu: "..."
Lei Ge took the lead and walked ahead with a paper lantern: "I'll go find the way first."
The door to enter the house is narrow, but the threshold is extremely high.Ordinary adult men have to pass on their side. If they are muscular like Luohan, or have a beer belly, they have to tighten their abdomen if they want to pass.
Lei Ge jumped in very nimbly: "This door doesn't look like it's for the living."
Just as Ji Yu was stepping in with one foot, he was stuck there for a while, neither falling nor falling.
Lu Huaiguang patted him on the back lightly: "I'm right behind you, don't be afraid."
Someone behind him patted him on the back in the same way. When Lu Huaiguang turned his head, there was a head hanging upside down under the eaves, with one hand still on his shoulder, and said with a smile, "Come in~"
Lu Huaiguang nodded: "Okay, wait a minute."
ghost:"……"
Ji Yu turned back tremblingly: "Who are you talking to?"
Lu Huaiguang covered his eyes and let him step in: "It's okay, don't worry about it, it's not scary."
ghost:"……"
All three of them entered the room, and the narrow door slammed shut, only the lantern in Lei Ge's hand was left with a faint light in the room.The ghost who just tried to scare Lu Huaiguang crawled on the window, as if looking for a way to get in.
Ji Yu shrunk his neck, subconsciously approached the light source, walked a few steps forward and suddenly realized that it wasn't Lei Ge who was holding the lantern...
Ji Yu's hairs stood on his head for a while, but he didn't cry out, which is really amazing progress.
Lei Ge's voice was very calm: "My lantern is not lit, whose is the lit one?"
Ji Yu took a deep breath: "It's a ghost! Are there any living people here besides us!"
Lei Ge was a little surprised: "Ah, you didn't call me this time, so I thought there was no ghost inside."
Ji Yu: "Am I an alarm!"
Lu Huaiguang corrected him: "It's a siren."
Lei Ge laughed: "I thought you weren't afraid anymore. I told you it's called desensitization therapy. If you had a good time in the haunted house today, you'll be a big boss who doesn't change his face in front of your eyes."
Ji Yu: "I just want to be a simple, ordinary person."
The female ghost who had been ignored for a long time suddenly took a step forward, and Ji Yu yelled "Wow", and took a step back.She seemed to be aiming at Ji Yu, who was the only one who would be afraid, and pushed him into the corner step by step.
Lu Huaiguang stopped in front of Ji Yu, and confronted the female ghost without changing his face: "Let's go, we're looking for people, not ghosts."
One person and one ghost refused to give in to each other, and an old voice sounded behind the female ghost: "Xiao Cui, where did the dead girl go! Hurry up and help the lady comb her hair!"
The female ghost turned her head unwillingly: "Here we come."
Ji Yu huddled in the corner, and a head popped out: "Are you leaving? I didn't expect the female ghost's voice to be quite sweet."
Yi Lei: "This story tells us that Lian Mai's loli voice with everyone may also be..."
Ji Yu: "Shut up."
Lu Huaiguang: "The door opens, follow."
"Are you sure you want to go here? Isn't it a bit too much for us to follow the female ghost..." Ji Yu resisted a little, but Lu Huaiguang grabbed one of his hands, so he could only follow him forward.
After leaving the room, there was a fork in the road. The "Xiao Cui" just now had no idea where he had gone. Ji Yu looked around, but didn't see any clues.
Lu Huaiguang asked, "Where are you going?"
Ji Yu: "Why don't you go find the magic weapon first? I think that since my uncle asked us to find the magic weapon, it will definitely be useful in the future."
Yi Lei: "You can still turn your mind?"
The door directly in front of him suddenly opened, and a burly figure in a wedding dress appeared in everyone's sight. Seeing this familiar bald head, Ji Yu twitched his lips: "...Brother Luohan?"
Yi Lei also seemed to be affected: "I expected that most people would be arrested to become the ghost bride, but I didn't expect the ghost bride to be..."
Lu Huaiguang: "Is it because he couldn't wear that wedding dress, so he put it on?"
Luo Han, who was originally sitting in front of the dressing table, suddenly moved. He seemed to have heard everyone's voices and turned his head. He was stunned for a moment, then looked down at his own attire, and said in shock, "Damn!"
Ji Yu: "Brother, you can't swear in the show."
Luohan stood up in a panic, showing a painful expression before taking a step, and soon he calmed down dully, sitting gracefully in front of the dressing table, showing a shy and timid smile, winking Rusi lingered on several people outside the door, picked up a piece of red paper with her fingertips, put it in her mouth and licked it lightly.
He even had red nail polish on.
Yi Lei: "It's a bit spicy."
Even Ji Yu couldn't be afraid of such a scene: "What kind of spicy do you say?"
Yi Lei: "I'm a pun, my eyes are a bit hot, and Brother Luo Han is a bit hot. Don't ordinary ghost brides comb their hair in front of the mirror?"
Ji Yu: "He has no hair."
Yi Lei: "Then this haunted house is quite amazing, and it has a good ability to adapt to changes."
Lu Huaiguang remained expressionless: "Do you want to go in and save him?"
Ji Yu: "Would you like to wait a little longer? I see him having a good time. Hiss, don't tell me it's creepy after watching him for a long time."
The door snapped shut.
Luo Han gave a thumbs up to the female ghost behind the dressing table: "Sister, how about my acting skills, I will say that I am a professional!"
The ghost gave him a thumbs up.
The three people on the other side went through several waves of ghost harassment, and finally arrived at the room where the magic weapon was located.
Ji Yu looked at the sparkling lotus-shaped hand lamp with a complicated expression: "Our master's magic weapon is a lotus lamp?"
Yi Lei: "Then he really has a lot of background."
Lu Huaiguang: "Take it."
Ji Yu had a lotus lantern in his left hand and a talisman in his right hand, and his whole body exuded the light of an incandescent lamp.
"I feel very secure now."
The joy of marriage and the funeral music sounded outside the house at the same time, and the laughter and cries were mixed together, it was hard to tell how weird it was.
Yi Lei pushed open the door and went out: "Brother Luo Han is getting married, let's go, let's go get a wedding drink."
According to the plot, it should be the time for the decisive battle. All the ghosts in the house are dispatched. The white-clothed ghosts and red-clothed ghosts stand separately on both sides. It looks quite ritualistic.
The old woman and Xiaocui at the door supported the ghost bride on the left and on the right, but the bride actually forcibly put on the wedding dress.
The ghosts in the yard found them, but because of the power of the lotus lantern, they did not dare to approach them, so Ji Yu bravely shouted: "Brother Luohan!"
Luo Han seemed to hear someone calling him, turned his head slightly, and the hijab fell off.
Yi Lei: "...So it turns out that it's like this when you're bald and wear a phoenix crown."
Ji Yu: "Oh, those red lips."
The ghosts all over the yard also spotted them, but they didn't dare to approach them due to the power of the lotus lantern, so they stood in a circle around them.
The old lady's face changed: "Hurry up and send it to the bridal chamber!"
Xiaocui and a few ghosts dragged Luohan and ran towards the coffin in the middle of the courtyard. Luohan didn't struggle, and even trotted along with the hem of his skirt.
Ji Yu: "...I think he really wants to get married."
Uncle Master struggled and shouted: "If you enter the coffin, you can't be saved. Use the amulet before closing the coffin to bring him back to his mind. Hurry up!"
Uncle Shi spat out a mouthful of blood, and the surrounding ghosts surrounded him eagerly.
Lu Huaiguang: "Why don't you go, the uncle has worked so hard."
Ji Yu raised the lotus lantern and chased after them.
"Lohan, run slowly!"
Arhat arrived in front of the coffin, and Xiao Cui threw herself on top of the coffin: "Master, the bride is here!"
The coffin trembled for a while, and the coffin lid flew up suddenly.
Yi Lei: "Wow, it's a big scene, and I even pulled the fishing line!"
A young man with a pale face sat up in the coffin, he stretched out his hand towards Arhat, and showed a strange smile: "You are here, lady."
Arhat held his thin wrist covered with corpse spots with his backhand, straddled the coffin carelessly, sat down on the edge of the coffin, hugged Young Master Ghost in the coffin, and said with a smile: "Here I come, a dead ghost! "
As he said that, he kissed him on the cheek. The bright red lipstick on the white foundation looked particularly conspicuous. The people and ghosts in the yard were stunned by what he said.
Ji Yu: "...Why don't you save him, I think he is quite happy."
Yi Lei: "Send blessings and we can go, let them close the coffin."
The old lady had obviously seen the world better than the young ghosts in the yard, and she shouted: "What are you doing in a daze! Close the coffin!"
Xiaocui got up as if enlightened, and beckoned everyone to push Luohan into the coffin.
Arhat just sat on the side of the coffin in such a bold manner, with one arm around Master Ghost and the other stuck to the side of the coffin, with a few little ghosts hanging on his body, he didn't move at all, and even made fun of him: "Sister, what strength do you have?" , you didn’t do physical labor before you were alive, did you?”
Xiao Cui was filled with grief and anger, she pushed him in with her arms and legs, shouting: "Master, hold on!"
Young Master Gui guessed that this was the first time someone hugged him like this. It took him a while to realize that he was going to take someone into the coffin, but he couldn't pull Luohan at all. , don't fall apart."
Yi Lei: "Who is saving whom... I look like a ghost rescuing Young Master Ghost who was hijacked by hooligans."
Ji Yu: "I even suspect that he is driving... he dares to drive in this place!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Uncle Master is not worth it."
The three of them walked up to the coffin, and the little devils who were holding on to Luohan basically gave up, but they still maintained a very dedicated posture of pulling, seeing them come over and immediately scattered, Ji Yu looked at them with a look of relief.
Ji Yu handed the talisman to Luo Han: "Brother, I've convinced you, please let him go."
Luo Han laughed and let go of Young Master Ghost: "We are cultivating feelings here, and you are too slow. How was my acting just now?"
Yi Lei praised sincerely: "Absolutely."
Ji Yu: "I can't wait to see your emoji on the air."
Luo Han climbed out of the coffin and greeted Young Master Gui: "Sir, I'm leaving."
Young Master Ghost: "..."
When the group walked to the exit, Ji Yu was still a little bit reluctant when he returned the wait and amulet to the staff: "Can't you give us a copy? I feel very safe holding it."
Lu Huaiguang: "Don't I feel more secure than the lamp?"
Luo Han took off his makeup and rubbed his lipstick boldly while turning his head: "There is still brother!"
Lu Huaiguang looked at Luo Han for a while, then turned his head in frustration.
Ji Yu tried to comfort him: "What, it's not that there is a specialization in surgery..."
Before leaving, the staff warmly greeted Luo Han: "The friend inside said that everyone will pass the test. I hope this friend can come to our group to help!"
Luo Han: "Definitely, my husband-in-law is still inside."
Ji Yu: "..."
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