The system taught me to flirt

Qin Ran looked up at the clock on the blackboard. It was 10:[-], and get out of class was over in [-] minutes.

Damn, the pit ratio system kills people.

Qin Ran thought for a few seconds, "Ask Xu Zhen to listen to you finish reading yesterday's ancient essay." The word "call" can also be extended to mean that as long as Xu Zhen hears him finish reading this article, right?

The analysis was perfect, and I'm such a smart kid.

"Chi Chi, the rascal, embrace Bu Maosi. The bandit comes to Maosi, and when he comes, I will plot..."

"...Swear firmly, don't think about it. If you don't think about it, it's too late!"

It was so full of voice and emotion. Although the pronunciation stuttered a few times, Xu Zhen must have heard it. Qin Ran turned his head and glanced at the next door, only to see that this person was writing something seriously, as if it was this article. The poem he just read.

Hey, as expected of a master student, I started to write silently before finishing the class.

Qin Ran didn't have the nerve to look at them more, so he straightened his posture again, and waited for a few seconds obediently, but he didn't hear the system notification that the task was completed. ?

"Don't try to be opportunistic, sister, call Xu Zhenting, you just have to call him, don't think too much about it, this system also updated the bug last night, just to serve you better, hahahahaha .”

Fuck.

What the hell? ?Just to torture him better, right? ?

Qin Ran buried his head in the book irritably, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"Hurry up, time waits for no one, get out of class is almost over." Xue Ji reminded again.

Fine.

Anyway, he lost his old face with Xu Zhen long ago, and it's not bad this time.

Xu Zhen is silently writing the "Book of Songs? Gangster" learned in the last class.

This is a long poem in which an abandoned woman complains about her marriage tragedy. Through the abandoned woman's self-report, the poem expresses her remorse and decisive attitude, and deeply reflects the oppression and devastation of women in ancient society in terms of love and marriage.

There are some rare and polyphonic characters in it, but they are not difficult to remember, so it is not impossible to pay attention to the movement around you.

I saw the boy next to me spread out his Chinese textbook as soon as he came back, and began to read "Mug" aloud. The voice was so loud that Zhou Zhou sitting in the first row could have heard it. After reading, he suddenly fell silent for a few seconds, and then He buried his head in the book and said nothing. ?

What is going on in this person's mind day by day?How can you behave so erratically?

At this time, he suddenly raised his head and touched his arm, and said, "Brother, let me read you a poem..."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xu Zhen's reaction, he began to read by himself. It was still the familiar "Book of Songs? Gangster". This time, he read it very smoothly and in one go, without getting stuck even once, and he didn't even mispronounce rare characters and polyphonic characters.

Xu Zhen:?black question mark.jpg

What do you want to express through this poem?

"Ding ~ task completed ~ please continue to work hard ~ host ~ become an excellent student ~"

vomit.

"Please don't embarrass me again, okay?" Qin Ran buried his head in the book again and rolled his eyes, "Please also stop saying such disgusting things about me."

He is now a shameless person.

"This is set on the system side, and I can't change it. Do you think I want to? It's embarrassing for me to say it myself."

Then you can upgrade again!Why can't I upgrade to the key point? ?

******

The first session was Lao Cao’s class. Today, Lao Cao wore a black Adidas T-shirt, rolled up a physics book in one hand, and still held a cup of chrysanthemum tea in the other.

Qin Ran remembered the sweet and astringent taste again, not to mention, it was delicious, Lao Cao said what it was called chrysanthemum...

"Cough," Cao Bin coughed lightly, and caught everyone's attention, "Some students who want to run for the class have already discussed with me in private, and there is no repetition, so it is temporarily settled. Print out the form and post it in class."

Lao Cao taught physics, and Qin Ran couldn't listen to it, so he just lay on the table and stared at the textbook in a daze.

"Listen to the class!" Xue Ji roared.

"I don't understand, there's nothing I can do." Qin Ran looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

"If you don't understand, you have to tell me! Otherwise, I will issue a task for you!" Threat, who wouldn't.

"Would you please stop, I just finished two, and you want to give me another one," Qin Ran said with a listless face, "Don't you pay attention to step by step in everything you do? You let me, a low-level student You're going to drive me crazy with so much to bear."

"..." A certain student thought that what he said was quite reasonable?

No, you can't be brainwashed by a scumbag.

"Then you have to work hard, understand the basics? If you don't understand, you can ask me. I have a certain dormancy period every day. Sometimes I will update and fix bugs. If I am not here, you can ask Xu Zhen , it’s more than enough for someone to teach you.” Xuexue Ji started her mother-style nagging.

"Well... I know."

Hey, it's a day to cope with it.

******

In the morning there was a big class break, and there was plenty of time. In the past, Qin Ran and Fu Yuyan would always take advantage of this time to ride a small electric donkey to the cafeteria to buy snacks, but now he is in the first class...

Still have to buy snacks.

It just turned into a threesome.

Qin Ran originally thought that Xu Zhen, the god of learning, must be holding a book to do questions all day long, but he didn't expect this person to be quite a prostitute.

But that’s not the point, the point is—how can three people ride a small electric donkey?

"Okay, haven't you ridden before?" Looking at his little pink, Fu Yuyan scratched his head.

"That was the only time it was Goudan's battery car. Their car is much bigger than yours." Kieran disagreed.

Xu Zhen thought for a while and said, "Fu Yuyan walked over."

……

Fu Yuyan: These two are definitely on good terms, right? !

The two of them didn't ride very fast. After all, they had to take care of the abandoned runners. Xu Zhen controlled the speed and kept a basically constant distance from Fu Yuyan. Qin Ran sat behind, holding the e-donkey with both hands, Make fun of and pay for the banquet.

Fortunately, Fu Yuyan is a sports student and is very good at running, so he doesn't feel very tired. On the contrary, he runs quite happily.

"Hurry up, hurry up, little brother can't do it, show off your record-breaking momentum in long-distance running!"

"Haha, dei~ can't catch up with me."

Qin Ran supported the e-Donkey with one hand, while trying to tease Fu Yuyan with the other, flirting words flew all over the sky.

Xu Zhen curled his lips while looking at the rearview mirror, and slowly speeded up a little so that Fu Yuyan couldn't pat Qin Ran's hand.

No. [-] Middle School was already very big. After the expansion, the second floor was farther away from the cafeteria, but no matter how far it was, the three of them arrived at the cafeteria within a few minutes.

"Huhu..." Fu Yuyan took a few breaths, but he didn't have the violent reaction after running. He glanced at Xu Zhen and Qin Ran who were parked beside him, and said without hesitation, "They are all people who love the new and hate the old."

"Hey, Ergou, you're already old." The two parked the car and walked to Fu Yuyan's side. Qin Ran pretended to sigh, "Zhenzhen is my second spring."

After finishing speaking, she put her arms around Xu Zhen's arm with a frightened expression on her face.

"Fuck, divorce!" Fu Yuyan pretended to be angry and cooperated with him in acting.

"Li! Let's go, Old Xu, let's get the certificate today." After finishing speaking, he dragged Xu Zhen into the cafeteria.

"Pfft." Xu Zhen smiled, silently watching the daily life of these two actors.

There is a supermarket in the cafeteria, which is quite large, with a wide range of goods, from stationery to snacks, from electronic products to dormitory supplies.

"Let's go, buy spicy strips." Qin Ran was the first to rush into the supermarket, heading towards the snack area.

Latiao is the most indispensable thing in the school now. This thing is comparable to the spiritual food of students. Eating a pack will make you full of energy, and you can finish a set of test papers in no time. It is a good medicine to accompany your studies.

"What kind of spicy strips are you eating today?" There are so many types of spicy strips, Qin Ran said it was difficult to choose,

"Let Lao Xu choose, he has never eaten." Fu Yuyan said.

Hold?Have you ever eaten spicy strips?

Qin Ran looked at Xu Zhen suspiciously, his eyes full of suspicion.

"...The family education is quite strict, and spicy noodles are not allowed." Xu Zhen didn't want to interrupt at first, but after meeting these eyes, he still couldn't help explaining.

"I believe you, you local tyrant, you eat too much delicacies from mountains and seas, how can you value the food of our ordinary people." Fu Yuyan complained.

"You? Little commoner?" Xu Zhen asked back, "I remember when you were a child, you invited your kindergarten classmates to dinner for your birthday. How old were you, and you went directly to the restaurant downstairs of Baiwei, a bunch of little radish heads, and even scared the manager. "

"You're young and ignorant." Fu Yuyan scratched his head.

Qin Ran silently lowered his sense of existence from the sidelines, okay, they are all big bosses with mines, poor dogs are only worthy of trembling.

"So what kind of spicy strips are you eating today?"

"Old Xu Xuan, let him see the world today."

"...This one." Xu Zhen casually took out two small bags of spicy sticks from the box beside him. The small squares were connected together, colorful and pretty.

After all, Xu Zhen turned the spicy strips in his hand, wanting to see what the name of this kind was.

Fuck... Kiss the mouth to burn, how come the spicy noodles have some strange names these days.

"Hahahahaha, Lao Xu, as expected of my brother, good eyesight," Fu Yuyan laughed when he saw the spicy strips in his hand, "I'll just eat this."

Qin Ran also grinned at the side, usually they would spend [-] cents to buy two bags of this kind of spicy sticks, and they didn't think it was funny, watching Xu Zhen choose it today, why is it so interesting.

"Hey, brother, kiss me~" Fu Yuyan continued to show off with his life, making Qin Ran laugh out loud.

Xu Zhen kicked him, but he didn't use any force. Instead, he became more reckless, and the students around him all looked over.

Seeing this, Xu Zhen turned around with the bag in his hand, pulled out the meal card in his pocket, and walked straight to the cashier.

Fu Yuyan was still yelling "Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss" in the back, and he wasn't shy, Qin Ran covered his face and followed.

Cheng Jin and Cheng Lulu, who were holding two boxes of big Mengniu, were now full of "shit".

Kiss, kiss...? ?

Just, did they miss some exciting scene just now? !

The hot strip area is inside the supermarket, and stationery is sold outside. The place where the three of them stayed just now was even more inside, and there were not many students there at the time. If... If you really do something shameful, really , Really... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, old swan, please forgive us.

The blood tank was empty again.

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