The system taught me to flirt

He has been curious about this matter for a long time.

Previously, he didn't dare to communicate with Qin Ran too much because of the alarmist rumors. After getting along for so long, he realized that this person was not what he imagined. On the contrary, he was quite easy to talk to, so he dared to ask.

"Huh? Have you? We didn't know each other before." Tear?When did he fight with Xu Zhen?

The phone icon flashes, and the voice of "Pika Picka" pops out of the earphones.

Fuck, I drew another R card, it's annoying, he can summon several dragons for the dancers he drew.

"You... After the welcome party last year, didn't you get into a fight with someone on the No. [-] Middle School forum... The only Tsinghua University student, he is Xu Zhen," Zhou Zhou glanced at the motionless Xu Zhen next to him ,"do not you know?"

Quasi-Tsinghua University? !

Hold? !

Qin Ran suddenly woke up from the game, and stared at Zhou Zhou with wide eyes, trying to see the joking element in his eyes.

However, it does not.

That idiot Zhuang Tsinghua... is Xu Zhen? !

During the welcome party last year, he was dragged to the Internet cafe by a few people in his class and stayed in the dark all night, so he regrettably missed Xu Zhen's women's clothing show.

A real master of women's clothing!

Not those internet celebrities!

This made him curious. After hearing the rumor, he immediately searched all major websites of Yizhong, including confession wall, post bar, forum, Weibo and so on.

At that time, I thought this brother was awesome, so awesome.

After seeing Xu Zhen's high-profile photos in women's clothing, Qin Ran inadvertently praised Xu Zhen's figure.

Xu Zhen wore a short t-shirt and a short skirt that day. These legs, this waist, tsk tsk, can make people dream about through the high-resolution photos.

But Qin Ran's admiration was broken, so a licking dog dressed in "Xu Zhen's women's clothing is picturesque" suddenly appeared on various platforms.

Unfortunately, this licking dog met an anus in a forum.Refined.

When Qin Ran finished playing Xu Zhen on other websites, and was just cutting into the No. [-] Middle School forum to continue playing, a reply under a post caught his attention.

That person's vest is "Quasi-Tsinghua University", a vest that hangs in the sky, which is still fresh in Qin Ran's memory.

That post seems to have been posted by Xu Zhen's former class monitor, to celebrate the successful completion of the performance and win an award, so let's post a post to celebrate. The replies below are all about congratulations, and of course they are more about Xu Zhen's return pictures and comments. A large group of "ahhhhhh" licked the screen.

Amid all the positive energy, Zhun Tsinghua's thorny reply attracted Qin Ran's attention.

Quasi-Tsinghua University: Disgusting people.

Qin Ran was on fire right then. ?Who is this? ?

Qin Ran directly related this sentence to scolding Xu Zhen at that time. As a member of the newly appointed fans, this matter did not bother him.

So Qin Ran typed a lot of words to complain about this reply. He was so excited at the time that he forgot to change his dog-licking vest, and accidentally used a real vest-Yizhong Peng Yuyan.

This vest was inspired by the vest of the dog son - Wu Yanzu of No. [-] Middle School. At that time, he said with a smile on his face that they would be called CP.

At that time he and this anus.It's so exciting, it can be called a big show.

Qin Ran was still curious at the time, why no one was watching or commenting, so the quasi-Tsinghua University fucking is Xu Zhen himself!

In the end, when the show ended, Zhun Tsinghua said: "I'm going to study, goodbye." At that time, they were scolding each other happily, but this **** suddenly said that he was going to study, so stop being angry, such a poor excuse, but Qin Ran was so angry that he put down a sentence at that time:

"You're going to Tsinghua University, I'm still going to Peking University, I'm going to be like your mother, see you in the exam room!"

And backhandedly changed the vest to "Quasi-Peking University".

It's a pity that the grandson really left, and never replied to Qin Ran again, and Qin Ran was so angry that he forgot about it.

Now, someone told him that the prospective Tsinghua University was Xu Zhen himself. ? ? ? ? ? ?

Does he still have a face?

See you in the exam room? ? ?

Did Liang Jingru give him the courage? ?

Zhou Zhou swallowed his saliva when he saw Qin Ran's expressionless expression. He had risked his life just to satisfy the curiosity of the people.

"Let me be quiet." Qin Ran finally said after a long time.

"Oh...Okay." Seeing that he should not be able to ask any information now, Zhou Zhou hurriedly left the danger zone.

No wonder no one responded to that snarky comment!

It turned out that everyone knew that the quasi-Tsinghua University was Xu Zhen!

He's the only idiot who doesn't know!

Qin Ran glanced at Xu Zhen who was sleeping, and hoped that time would stop and let Xu Zhen sleep forever. He would have no face to face him...

No, then Xu Zhen also knew that "No. [-] Middle School Eddie Peng" was himself? !Wait, he seems to realize something incredible!

At this moment, Xu Zhen raised his head suddenly, making Qin Ran, who was peeping at him, tremble in fright.

"?" Just after waking up, Xu Zhen's eyes were still a little unclear, and the long eyelashes drooped slightly, casting a shadow.

After meeting his eyes, Qin Ran felt even more guilty, and turned his head quickly.

Xu Zhen looked at Qin Ran's small movements in puzzlement: "What's wrong?"

With a hoarse voice just waking up, it reached Qin Ran's ears, as if to say - I know you are that idiot Peng Yuyan.

Fuck.

Xu Zhen was really sleepy. Last night Lu Mengmeng suddenly had a fever, so she ran to his room crying and kept knocking on the door. Lu Yin and Xu Yan both went on a business trip last night, and it happened that the housekeeper had to ask for leave for a day. , He was already asleep, but was woken up. He took Lu Mengmeng to the county hospital at two or three o'clock in the morning to get water, and then went to buy medicine for her. The time was not far away, so I simply didn't sleep until dawn.

Fortunately, Lu Mengmeng was quite well-behaved, she sat upright when fetching water, not crying or fussing, and when she got into the taxi after the fetch, she fell asleep leaning against him.

Looking at Lu Mengmeng's chubby little face, it was as if he saw himself when he was a child.

Really like ah.

It's a pity that their lives are completely opposite.

One is sweet honey, and the other is endless lectures.

Xu Zhen sighed, remembering that when Xu Yan pulled him into the study four years ago and asked him if he could have a younger brother or sister, he himself agreed.

I blame myself for being too cheap at the time, it doesn't matter what I pretend to be generous.

The result was such a jealous little troublemaker.

"Ha..." Xu Zhen yawned, his eyes fluctuated, and he didn't know what kind of tricks Qin Ran was going to play today.

Xu Zhen was used to Qin Ran's strange behavior from time to time, and sometimes Qin Ran would not be used to it if he didn't jump around all over the place.

But the way this guy is bouncing around... is quite amusing.

"...I'm sorry." Qin Ran held back the words for a long time.

"?" Sorry for what?What bad thing did this kid do again?

Xu Zhen sharply noticed that Qin Ran's ears were red again. After getting along for so long, Xu Zhen probably also figured out some of Qin Ran's little habits. This person would have this reaction when he was shy or awkward, and always It's really...

Some cute.

"I didn't know that the quasi-Tsinghua University was you..." Seeing that Xu Zhen didn't know what he was talking about, Qin Ran added another sentence.

"No. [-] middle school Peng Yuyan?" Hearing so much Qin Ran hemmed and hawed, Xu Zhen somewhat guessed what he was talking about.

"Ah."

Xu Zhen didn't know that "Peng Yuyan of No. [-] Middle School" was Qin Ran. At first, he thought that Fu Yuyan was deliberately flirting with him with his vest on his back. He wanted to play with him, but when he saw that his tone didn't look like him, he pulled it off. An excuse to study was given up, and he didn't usually visit forums and the like, but he didn't even log in to the No. [-] Middle School forum once.

Did not expect this person to be Qin Ran.

Looking at Qin Ran's embarrassed expression, he probably guessed that this person was the only one who knew that the "Quasi-Tsinghua University" was him.

When he was sleeping just now, he vaguely heard the voice of PHS, it should be the boy who told him.

Xu Zhen had a bad idea.

"Come on, Zhun Peking University, the imperial capital is waiting for you, see you in the examination room."

Fuck.

Why is this man so dark.

Qin Ran turned his head away in embarrassment, not wanting to face Xu Zhen with the little devil's horns.

******

Fu Yuyan had been looking forward to it for a whole day and finally looked forward to the physical education class. He could hear people talking about him when he was walking on the road these days, and he felt like he had eaten flies. If he didn't solve it, the teacher might know.

In physical education class, everyone usually comes to the playground early, and listens to the teacher's instructions to fish in troubled waters and run a lap or two before they can move freely.

cool.

"Shen Qiu and I will go find Sun Yue and Hu Lili later, you can move around freely, it's not good if there are too many people." Fu Yuyan said to the group with his arms around Shen Qiu's shoulders.

"Okay," Xu Zhen grabbed Qin Ran's arm, "We'll go buy garbage bags later."

The last class sanitation evaluation did not get No.1. The little four eyes who checked the sanitation said that there was rubbish on the ground. In the last class, Lao Cao specially spent a few minutes of class time to set a new rule-one class must be manned A garbage bag, and then enter the classroom with the bag.

Qin Ran was still immersed in the embarrassment of the morning incident, and was even more uncomfortable being pulled by Xu Zhen.

Who wants to buy garbage bags with you!

He doesn't deserve it!

******

"What color garbage bags should I buy?" Xu Zhen pointed to the row of colorful garbage bags on the shelf and asked Qin Ran.

"Pink." Kieran immediately picked up the most remaining color.

Call you a black heart, if you have the kind, buy the pink one.

Xu Zhen glanced at the smiling Qin Ran, said nothing, took two rolls of pink and stuffed them into his hands, then turned around and walked out.

Qin Ran didn't know what else this man wanted to do, so he followed.

He took out two bottles of Wangzai from the small incubator in the cafeteria, and stuck one bottle on the face of Qin Ran who came after him.

"Why are you angry?"

Qin Ran only felt the warmth on the right side of his face.

He took the milk from Xu Zhen's hand a little slow, not knowing how to reply.

Is he angry?

Shouldn't it be Zhun Tsinghua University—Xu Zhen who is angry?

No... It's obvious that this girl is black-hearted, she has a dark belly, she knows it's him, but she still pretends not to know, waiting to see his jokes?

Correct.

He was just mad.

Qin Ran was about to stare at Xu Zhen with round eyes for a while to express his dissatisfaction, but Xu Zhen put his arm around his waist and coaxed, "Can't I pay the bill to cover the crime? Please drink Wangzai."

……

Fine.

Is there anything that a bottle of Wangzai can't solve?

Qin Ran pinched the warm pot in his hand, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart, as if he had been in a dry place for a long time, and finally a warm light rain fell.

Precious, rare.

Makes people fall a little bit.

******

The two of them ran to play basketball after a while, and they didn't see Fu Yuyan on the playground, and they didn't know where they went to chat. I hope everything goes well.

The physical education class is only a short 45 minutes. As soon as the get out of class bell rings, I still have to put away my runaway heart and return to class.

This physical education class happens to be