Tezuka's cat

The most difficult days of morning sickness are over here, but before she is happy, Tezuka will start school, which is really a very annoying thing, meow.

That day, Zhang Yuyao looked at Tezuka in the black uniform of the Youth Academy with sleepy eyes, and wanted to struggle to see him off reluctantly.

But he pressed her who was about to get off the bed to see him off, and pressed a kiss on her forehead, "Good boy, I'll be back early in the afternoon, you and the child should be fine, you know?"

Zhang Yuyao carefully discerned what he meant, and she didn't lie down on the bed quietly until she understood, and said in a hoarse voice, "Well, the baby and I will be fine." We'll wait for you to come back together.

Knowing that she would be obedient, he stroked her hair and tucked in the quilt for her. After seeing that she finally couldn't resist the drowsiness and fell asleep, he stood up and turned the armrest to close the door for her.

In it, Zhang Yuyao has already fallen asleep, because the pregnant woman is really lethargic. Originally, Zhang Yuyao had already slept a lot because her body was a cat demon, but recently she felt like she didn't want to wake up from sleep. She just woke up because she felt Tezuka The familiar aura on his body naturally went to sleepwalk Duke Zhou again.

La la la la

Ayana Tezuka, who was busy in the kitchen, was humming a tune while making soup, and her face showed uncontrollable joy from time to time. Thinking that she would see her cute little grandson in a short time, she smiled happily Not from ear to ear.

Suddenly there was a voice from the corridor. Before she could taste the soup, she left the kitchen before putting down the spoon in her hand. It was indeed her handsome son.

She turned in again, took out a package containing his lunch, and handed it to him.

Stepping over, "Guoguang, this is for you."

Tezuka, who was changing shoes, raised his head to take the lunch box, and let out a calm "ah".

"Ke Ke, are you still sleeping?" Ayana Tezuka pointed at the upstairs with a spoon in doubt.Because her recent lethargy has been witnessed by the whole family, it makes them feel at ease, but because of the foreshadowing of the morning sickness reaction, they didn't make such a fuss. This time it was purely out of concern, and she still wanted to give the soup on the pot to her daughter-in-law It's warm.

"Ah" Tezuka answered his mother's question, and then asked her again, saying worriedly, "Mom, I'm not at home, please help me watch her more."

Ayana Tezuka wanted to pat her chest to reassure her, but found that there was still a spoon in her hand, so she had to put it down, and said "Don't worry."

Although she felt a little sad that her son only cared about his wife, but now she didn't care about these things anymore, and instead cared about her more than he did.

He sent Tezuka out the door, waved at him, saw the spoon in his hand, and immediately shouted "My soup." He rushed back to the kitchen.

On the other hand, Tezuka was walking on the road to school. It is now the beginning of October and the weather is slowly getting cooler. A gust of wind blows over his hair, bringing waves, like a fairy, causing the surrounding female students to whisper from time to time. Talking about this handsome and powerful senior, even the young people who just came to this school know the great achievements of this senior under the "kind explanation" of the people around them, knowing that this is what led their school's tennis club to be invincible. Tezuka Kunimitsu, the captain of the king's team who defeated Li Haida three times, stared at the stars, and suddenly became a fan of brains.

Speaking of which, why do so many students know him? After all, there are many students in the high school of Youth College who came directly from the middle school, and the high school has accumulated a lot of popularity for him in the past three years, so that he is famous in their school.

In addition, Tezuka served as the head of the student department of their grades in the first and second grades of high school, and did not retire until the third year of high school because of academic problems. What made them even more sad was that he was no longer the head of the tennis department at the end of the last semester. Instead, Takeshi Momoshiro, who was in the second grade, was in charge, which disappointed them for a while. After all, they still prefer the mature and handsome Minister Tezuka to the youthful Momoshiro. It's a pity that they can't watch it often now. When it came to him, it was a disappointment for them.

Tezuka ignored the voices of discussion around him, after all the years he had practiced the ability to ignore these comments, he couldn't help thinking about Zhang Yuyao who was at home.

Dashi Buer in front of them looked at their former captain who was obviously distracted, and really felt a breath of killing dogs, okay?

Tezuka watched them stop suddenly, and also stood still, watching their deserted voice through the mirror frame, "What's the matter?"

"Tezuka, congratulations." Fuji smiled and said congratulations, and Oishi and Kikumaru responded and also said congratulations.

Tezuka pushed his glasses and said "Thank you!"

Kikumaru said excitedly, "In one, two..." Kikumaru counted with his fingers, "Ah, I'm going to be an uncle in eight months, meow. Right, Oishi." He hugged Oishi's neck and got close explain.

Dashi had no choice but to say, "Eiji, you didn't make a mistake, but come down first, okay?" Although he has long been used to being hung up by him, he still can't help but think about it every time, for fear that he will attack others like himself. , what should I do if they are under pressure?In fact, he is just used to being everyone's nanny, and he has to think about making arrangements there, and he is so worried.

Kikumaru pouted and came down again, but still imitated his broken thoughts and said, "Anyway, we have all retired, so what does it matter, meow, Oishi, you are just too annoying." Lie to him, but peeking at Dashi out of the corner of his eyes, it obviously means that he is angry, come and coax me.

It is not the first time that Dashi has encountered such a thing, and he seems to be very familiar with it. He apologized to him again and again, and he just walked away swaggeringly with the appearance of forgiving you.

Tezuka looked at the two playful ex-players over there, and then at the smiling Fuji in front of him, feeling a little headache.

"Bu Er, do you have anything else to do?" If there is nothing else, let me go, I have to go to class.

Fuji was still smiling, as if he didn't understand what he meant, with an elegant and gentle voice, "Hey, I didn't expect you to be quite fashionable, Tezuka, you actually got on the bus first and then paid for the ticket."

Tezuka's glasses reflected light, and the cold air rushed towards Fuji, and then thought that he couldn't beat him anyway, so he passed him and left.

Bu Er still didn't care at all, and smiled charmingly towards the back of a tree, and said in a low voice, "Damn, you owe me once, remember to pay it back."

On the other side of the big tree, Tezuka Misin was scribbling and muttering to himself, "I didn't expect Tezuka to get on the bus first and then pay the fare. Good data, good data." After writing it down, I closed the book , the data on his data road is getting more and more complete. After watching the good show, he turned his head and walked away, but suddenly a chill came to his neck. When he turned his head and looked, he saw the smiling Fujima.

Oops, he forgot about this vengeful guy.

joke

Dear friends, it is dark and dark because of the exam today, and all the manuscripts have been sent out when I publish the article, so today I will suspend the update for one day, I kneel down, who will save my poor brain, is it going to explode Whether or not, in this case, I still follow the fine tradition of making fun while suffering, and share with you some interesting things about the exam, and encourage you, hahaha!

May the god of the exam bless you, don't fail! ! !

1. The son returned home tremblingly: "Dad, I only scored [-] points in today's exam." Dad was very angry: "Next time the exam is low, don't call me dad!" After three weeks, the son came back from the exam, and Dad Ask: "How did you do in the exam?" The son looked helpless: "I'm sorry, brother."

2. Every time the teacher said: "Please put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium." I really want to put myself on the podium...

3. The whole semester was wasted, the exam was approaching, my heart was broken, I didn't sleep for a week, I was memorizing before the exam, I went into the exam room and I was completely broken, I was in tears when I got the paper, I didn't take the exam, I didn't know the exam .

4. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing, but I am previewing. Some people are still knitting scarves unconsciously.

5. I was not happy when I started reviewing. If I was not happy, I would not review. If I was not reviewing, I was happy. When I was happy, the day passed...

6. Watching "Cells", I am apoptotic; watching "Blood", I have no circulation; watching "Breathing", my lungs are atelectatic; watching "Digestion", my stomach acid is too much; watching "Energy", I am exhausted; watching "Excretion", I suffered from diabetes insipidus; watching "Feeling", I was numb; watching "Nervous", I was deranged; watching "Endocrine", I was out of balance; God!Candidates are sick...

7. Look at one question and test one question, fate; if one question is paired with one question, luck; horizontal criticism: doing more is not beneficial.Reading one book a day is efficiency; passing one test after another is strength; horizontal criticism: sudden success.

8. There is a kind of examination scope called "the whole book must be tested" and a kind of examination focus called "what I have said is the key point"... My heart sank when I heard the first sentence, and tears filled my eyes when I heard the second sentence... Those teachers who didn’t mark the key points in the whole book were angels with broken wings in their previous lives. Girl, if you meet a teacher who gives the key points, you should marry

9. A month ago, I asked the Buddha what to do with Xiejie. The Buddha sent me four words: It is up to people; half a month ago, I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha gave me another four words: Everything depends on the fate; today I asked the Buddha again, and the Buddha said after a long silence: Send again Your four words: the focus is on participation...

10. The exam is over. I wish I was Xu Chu, who gave me double points for one question; wished I was Lu Bu, and deducted one point for two wrong questions; I wished it was Guo Jia, who gave me two answers for one wrong question; It's Liu Bei, and my classmates can help me with the questions; I hope that I am Sima Yi, and I will do the right thing if I say I did the right thing; Zhuge Liang, if you know the exam questions ahead of time, you can’t deduct points from me if you don’t review them!

Three Kingdoms

11. In the primary school Chinese test, the first half of the Youdao fill-in-the-blank question was——Gaoshan said to the sea: You are so broad!So vast!Such passion!So surging!The sea said to the mountains: ().A classmate filled in the test paper: (Thank you for the compliment!).The marking teacher burst into tears...

12. It is said that the Chinese Proficiency Test is one of the three major BT exams in the world. Although the speaking speed is very slow, the content is really... For example: a listening short dialogue.The man said: Oh, your teeth are so white today.The woman said: Those are false teeth; the man said: Are they real or fake? ?The woman said: Really... Question: Are these real teeth or dentures?

13. The civil service examination is extremely popular, and thousands of people compete for one place.The reporter interviewed a candidate who just came out of the examination room, and the buddy said calmly: "It's still easy to mess around in ancient times. Cut off the bottom and you will become a civil servant!"

14. During a political exam in high school, a group of boys in the last row spread their textbooks on their laps and wrote vigorously. Unexpectedly, the invigilator walked behind him like a chaotic horse and patted his shoulders.The student was startled, and said without changing his expression: I'm sorry, there are too many things on the table, I can't put them down, so I have to let them stay on my lap.Then he bowed his head and continued to write quickly.The whole class fainted.

15. Once I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and I was frightened. When I woke up, I found that I was taking an exam!

16. I finished the final exam in junior high school 40 minutes in advance, and I was not allowed to hand in the paper in advance. It was really boring, so I stuffed my head into the desk to play, but I couldn’t pull it out. Later, with the help of the teacher, I finally handed in the paper... …

17. There is an open-book exam one night, you can read books, but you can't ask someone to *.A comrade wants to have a date with his girlfriend at night, so he finds someone to do it temporarily.This buddy was reading Wang Shuo's book, put the materials in the book and went to the examination room.The invigilator was a newly graduated female teacher. Seeing this buddy was unfamiliar, she wanted to take a look at his face. Of course, the buddy lowered her head.The female teacher refused and bent over, but the buddies lowered their heads and flipped through the book.I just turned to "I'm a Hooligan, Whom I'm Afraid of", and the female teacher went back in fright.Later, I was not reconciled, so I went to read it when I was about to hand in the paper, and my buddy lowered his head and flipped through the book again, "Who is Merry if I'm Not Merry".