I really don't sell people [entertainment]

"Welcome to this issue of "Shiver, People Design!". As you all know, KPD is a gourmet city, and the World Food Festival is being held recently. The guests will spend three days here and enjoy themselves All the great food in this city.

"I don't know what kind of sparks will be produced between the guests and this city?"

……

In the stereo, the narrator spared no effort to introduce the city, but as soon as the camera switched to the faces of the guests, it was found that the faces of these people were not very good.

Although they still remembered that they were on the show, they barely laughed, but Fu Yunzhang could see the deep despair in their eyes.

Fu Yunzhang looked at it for a long time in confusion, and after confirming that he was not mistaken, he turned his head and said to the huge but fast-moving former assistant Li Yuan beside him, "Brother Li, these foods should be very good, right? It looks like... bitterness and hatred?"

Listening to his question, Li Yuan finally raised his head from his busy schedule, glanced at the screen casually, and then turned his gaze back to his mobile phone: "You are stupid, how much do these celebrities usually eat in one meal? How much do you need to eat? How much fat will you gain if you eat so much in three days? How long will it take to lose weight? What’s more, some people may suffer from anorexia if they don’t eat for too long. It’s not a problem to let them eat so much on the show Are they?"

"Thin?" Fu Yunzhang circled his left wrist with his right hand, "They are also quite thin."

Li Yuan finally finished compiling the news, and when he regained consciousness, he looked at him like this, and patted him on the shoulder pitifully: "Yunzhang, have you been happy and confused recently? Why do you keep asking these questions? For the sake of being photogenic, the star's dictionary There is only thinner, not the thinnest. Do you think everyone is like you, no matter how much you eat, you can’t get fat? They can maintain this body shape to death.”

When Fu Yunzhang heard the first sentence, his heart skipped a beat, thinking he had been exposed, but luckily Li Yuan didn't think too much about it.

Fu Yunzhang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, determined to learn the common sense here later, so as not to expose the fact that he is no longer the original "Fu Yunzhang".

Thinking of this, Fu Yunzhang felt a little tired, even a little sad.

As the second son of Fu Shangshu's family, he grew up under the shadow of his father and brother's talents.

His father was the No. [-] scholar, and his elder brother was also the No. [-] scholar. Both of them are very talented and famous in the capital.On this basis, Fu Yunzhang, who is talented but not obvious, is under a lot of pressure.And if it's just mediocre talent, that's all for the sake of Shang Shufu's face, everyone will praise him as "diligent" and "late bloomer", but the tragedy is that Fu Yunzhang is very good-looking.

Therefore, the second son of Fu is also well-known in the capital, um, "beautiful".

Someone else might be happy about it, but Fu Yunzhang is not someone else!Although he grew up under the shadow of his father and brother, he took them as a role model since he was a child, not to mention becoming a great talent, at least he must become a genius.But after his good name spread, no matter what prose he wrote, the focus of others was the new prose written by the "good-looking second son Fu", not the prose itself.

He was not reconciled, he studied literature and prose hard, and also studied the six arts. Finally, in the fourth year after being crowned, he became the new science explorer, proving that he has more than just face.

Although this result is not as good as his father and brother's champion, it is not bad. Fu Yunzhang is very satisfied with this.But he didn't know that if it wasn't for his face, he should have been the champion of the new division.

But no matter what, the name of Xinke Tanhua finally proves his talent and learning. Fu Yunzhang thought that he could finally be regarded as a "wit" instead of a "beauty" in the future, but he had just become a "wit" before he had time to be full of energy. After a night of drinking, I fell asleep, only to wake up and find myself in a strange place.

Judging from the surrounding smell, those utensils on the ground should be used to hold wine, but who can tell him what this strange utensil is?

And that glowing... Ye Mingzhu above her head?Or a lamp?

Fu Yunzhang wondered if he had been drinking too much, and like the scholar surnamed Lu, he had a sweet dream, but soon, he saw the books in the room, and after flipping through them, he realized... This is not a dream, but a nightmare. Still a nightmare.

Who can tell him why he is familiar with the Jingzi History Collection, but he can't understand anything in it?

In Huang Liang's dream, shouldn't he be the number one wizard in the world?Why can't I understand the books?Isn't this even worse than a three-year-old child?

Just when he held quantum mechanics in his hand and doubted his life in front of the face in the mirror that was exactly the same as his previous self, the door of the house suddenly opened, and a fat man in strange clothes rushed in: "Yunzhang, tell you a good news." News! Your contract has expired! You can start playing tricks in the future!"

Fu Yunzhang was shocked, and Fu Yunzhang remained silent. Fortunately, he was silent so that he did not reveal the fact that he was not from this world at all in front of Li Yuan.

"Hey, why are you distracted again? Yunzhang, what's the matter with you?" Li Yuanzheng and Fu Yunzhang were popularizing the importance of being thin in the entertainment industry. Unexpectedly, Fu Yunzhang lost his mind again halfway through the science popularization.

He was a little helpless, thinking that the other party was still thinking about this variety show, so he stretched out his round hand and waved in front of the other party: "Go back to your senses! Yun Zhang, don't tell me you want to participate in this variety show! You want to I know, you are the most popular variety show right now, but you are not popular at all, so how could they invite you? This is the hottest variety show right now."

Because of Li Yuan's words, Fu Yunzhang also recovered from his memories.

He still doesn't quite understand many things, but it doesn't prevent him from understanding the numbers, knowing that the number of views of this variety show is far ahead of other variety shows.

Although he decided to temporarily take over this body and work hard for the real "Fu Yunzhang" in this world, he also knows that the current "Fu Yunzhang" can only do some low-level work.

As for this seemingly high-level job of eating, drinking and having fun for free... Obviously, it is not his turn, and he is self-aware.

Seeing that Fu Yunzhang nodded, Li Yuan thought that he had dismissed the idea, then stood up and wandered around the room unsteadily: "By the way, Yunzhang, have you decided, when are you going to play tricks? It's been a month, and Xing Le didn't do anything more, it seems that I let you go."

Li Yuan said while looking at the rice paper on the desk.

There were four characters written on it, "Indifferent Mingzhi". He couldn't tell whether the writing was good or not, but it looked pretty.

Li Yuan suddenly had an idea: "Since you left Xingle, we can use Weibo again, right? Isn't it a popular cultural persona now? If you take a picture of this word and put it on, maybe you can still use Weibo again." Circle a wave of fans."

Fu Yunzhang was thinking about playing tricks, but when he saw him say his own words, he couldn't help but glance at him.

Although he studied under calligraphy masters, he only learned five or six points of the charm of the other party, how can he be regarded as a good one?

"My handwriting is very ordinary, and I don't have much research on calligraphy."

Hearing what he said, Li Yuan suddenly felt a little regretful: "Generally, I thought maybe we could set up a publicity site and turn it into a few hundred! Forget it, it doesn't matter generally, it's just an exchange with fans anyway. "

Fu Yunzhang didn't know much about this, but he couldn't think of a reason to refuse, so he nodded: "Then let's talk about it, or throw bricks to attract jade. Brother Li, I have made up my mind. If there is a chance, I want to try out tomorrow try."

Hearing his agreement, Li Yuan jumped up quickly, said "I'll arrange for you" repeatedly, and then opened the door very quickly and ran away.

Looking at his flexible figure, Fu Yunzhang couldn't hide his amazement.

His agility really doesn't match his figure!

"Oh, that's right," just as Fu Yunzhang was about to close the door, Li Yuan poked his head out from the door suddenly, and ordered, "Remember to take a photo of your words and post on Weibo! Don't forget!"

After he finished speaking, without waiting for Fu Yunzhang's reply, he closed the door with a bang.

Fu Yunzhang looked at the takeaway he specially brought over on the table, and his heart felt warm, and he also had a deeper understanding of the original owner of this body.

Over the past month, through various clichés, he probably figured out the identity of this body and what happened to him.

The owner of this body was originally named Fu Zhang. After entering the industry, he heard that he needed a good stage name. After thinking about it, he searched through a dictionary and came up with the name "Fu Yunzhang" because it sounds educated.

Fu Zhang's idea coincides with Fu Yunzhang's idea when he decided to use "Yunzhang" as the character, because he also hoped that one day he would be able to write brilliant poems.

But Fu Zhang’s luck is not as good as his. Fu Zhang’s parents died unexpectedly just after he graduated from junior high school. He saw that his relatives were evasive and unwilling to take care of him, so he didn’t say much, and used the family’s money to pay off his parents’ debts. After paying the money, he carried a backpack and defected to a fellow villager who was a contractor, and then worked with him.

After a few years like this, Fu Zhang heard that he was good-looking, and that the entertainment industry was quite profitable, so he went to participate in a talent show.

Facts have proved that his face is really good, even if his singing skills are average, he broke into the top ten in the end, signed a three-year contract with Xingle Media, a big company, and gained some fans.

It's just that Fu Zhang's luck has always been bad. Not long after he formed a group with his teammates, the eldest lady of Xingle took a fancy to him and wanted to keep him.

Fu Zhang only wanted to make money by his own strength, and he was quite naive at the time, thinking that it would be okay to refuse such a thing of your choice, so he rejected the eldest lady's proposal.

The eldest lady didn't say anything, but after the person "took care" for him, she left neatly.

What happened later was also very simple, Fu Zhang was hidden by the snow.

He is not a big guy, even if he has a few fans, but these fans have only just known him for a short time, even if there was trouble at the beginning, after a long time, they all climbed the wall one after another.

Fu Zhang can only eke out a living by working part-time on the construction site and the money he earned from participating in activities a few months earlier.

Li Yuan was also a junior assistant at the time, and although he had a good relationship with him, there was nothing he could do.Even if he leaves the job, a small assistant can't do much compared to a behemoth like Xingle.

Li Yuan asked someone to inquire, and the last news he got was that Xing Le planned to hide Fu Zhang for three years. If he behaved well and didn't make trouble, he would be let go after three years. After that, it didn't matter whether he lived or died. If he made trouble, hehe.

Fu Zhang is just naive, not stupid. He grew up at the bottom, and he has no intention of going head-to-head with big companies. He thinks it will be three years, and he will only be 21 after three years!How young!

So he rented a dilapidated small house with one bedroom and one living room, bought a computer, learned to sing seriously every day, and occasionally learned to act.

Before Fu Yunzhang crossed over, his contract had just expired, so he went to buy a few cans of beer as soon as he was happy, and prepared to celebrate, but Fu Yunzhang crossed over as soon as he finished drinking.

After Fu Yunzhang learned about the other party's situation, he was speechless for a while.He felt that they were probably brothers in the previous life, otherwise why did they just encounter a turning point and their life came to an abrupt end?

Fu Yunzhang has seen many legends of ghosts and monsters. After understanding the situation in modern times, he also knows that his situation belongs to time travel, but he doesn't know where the original Fu Zhang went.

Because of the sympathy for each other, Fu Yunzhang thought about it for himself, and decided to work hard for Fu Zhang temporarily, and when the other party's soul returned, he would return this body to him.

A gentleman does something and doesn't. This body is not his. If the other party comes back, he should return it to the original owner.

After making a decision, Fu Yunzhang also relaxed, and began to understand the world seriously, and also understood the job of "playing around", which is the most suitable job for him.

Although neither actor nor singer was a good profession in his era, the biggest evil is to get something for nothing, and everything else is prejudice.

"Okay, the sending is complete!" Fu Yunzhang followed what Li Yuan taught him, taking pictures of the written words, and after sending out the edited Weibo, he continued to prepare for the work of playing tricks.

Until the next day when he arrived near the set in a taxi called by Li Yuan, he was still thinking about acting.

Li Yuan was also quite happy to see him like this, but before he could say a word, a young man with good looks bumped into him.

When the man found out that he had bumped into someone, not only did he not apologize, but he looked them up and down, and then muttered "poor ghost".

Li Yuan watched him run away, and didn't bother to argue with him. He led Fu Yunzhang to the set while introducing the situation to him.

It's just that he had just arrived outside the set, and before he had time to go in, a small assistant ran over and told them that the role that Li Yuan had agreed with the executive director before was gone.