[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

"Me! I walked in very ordinary!" The moment Olumet in tights appeared from the door, the whole classroom was boiling.Even the few guys who seemed to be very difficult to get along with all had their eyes lit up with a "swish".

After all, as the No. 1 hero, Oulumite's popularity is not just talk.The students who knew the deeds of Oulumite talked a lot, even though they had heard and told the story several times, they were still telling the story with great interest.

Kurosawa, with his arms folded and his chin raised, glanced disdainfully at the group of unrestrained little radish heads with dead fish eyes, and snorted rather superiorly, with a proud look like everyone is drunk and the only one sober: "Heh , a group of European chefs."

Unsurprisingly, the Kurosawa array who made such a mockery was immediately caught fire by the classroom that was going crazy because of Olumat at this time.

"Student Kurosawa! How can you say that about us! As a 'symbol of peace', the real No.1 hero, Olumat, is there anything wrong with worshiping him! As classmates, we should love each other and help each other , it shouldn't be blah blah blah..." Tenya Iida, who was frantically pushing his eyes, appeared in front of Kurosawa Jin as if teleporting, and began a long speech.

In the back, Lvgu Izuku, who was in Erkang's hand, wanted to say something for Kurosawa Jin at a loss, but unfortunately, that weak voice was quickly dissipated in the denunciation of everyone.

Even the legendary "Hong Jiaodong's disapproving gaze" appeared on the face of Hong Jiaodong next to him.

But fortunately, Oulumite's voice immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Actual training!!!"

The cheering Class A members were gearing up and discussing.Of course, some people secretly turned to Kurosawa who yawned leisurely because of the shocking shot that Kurosawa threw in the morning.

"Fight!" Bakugo Katsuki, who was making an unpleasant blasting sound on his palm, pulled out a ferocious smile, and his directional and murderous eyes glanced across the faces of Midoriya Izuku, Kurosawa Jin, and Toko.

"Then boys! Go put on your combat uniforms and gather at the training ground β!"

"Oh!!"

Training ground beta.

Oulumette, who had been waiting there for a long time, stared at Heisawa Zhen who swayed over with piercing eyes, and the smile on his face froze for a while.

"That...Kurosawa boy...your battle uniform..." Looking at the ordinary short-sleeves with the words "Eating and waiting to die" and the ordinary sweatpants and sneakers, even Ou, who is used to the wind and waves, Rumet didn't know what to say for a while.

Kurosawa, who tugged his short sleeves, opened his beautiful golden eyes wide, with an innocent face: "But Mr. Olumat, I don't really need any assistance because of my personality. Besides, such an ordinary battle uniform can make me The 'enemy' let down his guard in favor of surprise."

"Ah... so that's the case..." Oulumite, who touched his chin, nodded seriously: "Wait! Kurosawa boy! Did you use some strange skills just now!? How do you feel about me? It seems that my train of thought was distracted by some magical thing?"

Kurosawa Jin who recovered the dead fish eyes: "No, that's your illusion." Tsk, have you been noticed? It's worthy of the "symbol of peace" Olumite, Xi Kexiu.

"...Is that so?" Oulumite, who was dubious, didn't linger for too long. Seeing the boys and girls in class A coming over with a smile, he let go of his doubts and began to explain the "nuclear bomb" activity this time. rule.

"To put it simply, it is to play the role of 'enemy' and play the role of 'hero' against each other. Is there any problem?"

Tenya Iida raised his arms high: "Teacher! If we are in a team of two, there are 21 people in our class, what if there is one more person?"

"Good question." Oulumette, who gave a thumbs up, showed his white teeth with a smile: "That's right, because Kurosawa's personality is too destructive and he can't control it, so Kurosawa will be with me. Let’s have a practice battle. The rule is—the person who is forced to reach the building first loses! By the way, no other buildings can be damaged except that building!” said Olumet, pointing to a certain building from a distance. .

"Eh—? What kind of strange rule is this..."

"Ah! I understand!" said Midoriya Izuku, who clenched his fist with his right hand and tapped on his left palm: "Because the personalities of Oulumite and Kurosawa are both powerful, the key is to use their personalities to push back the enemy Designate a location!! It’s a test of the direction and strength of strength! And it’s [range], so it’s not allowed to exceed it! So it’s a training for strength control!”

"That's it!! Very beautiful analysis, Green Valley boy!" Oulumite, with his hands on his hips, praised Green Valley's handsome analysis without hesitation.

Kurosawa Jin, who had already put his hand into the lottery box, almost choked on his mouthful of saliva, and turned his neck "Kaka", his face full of disbelief: "Me? Just..." What is your current state?Jin Kurosawa swallowed the unfinished words abruptly and almost choked.

You must know that Kurosawa Zhen's [personality] is in such an unstable state now, apart from the fact that he didn't exercise well before, there are also external factors.

You have to pay for what you want to get. In order to bring the "archangel's breath" carried by the body "parked" outside this [world] into this world, the price is a rather unstable [personality].Once the power is completely gathered to one point, it will definitely trigger the state of [Critical Strike Collapse].

To put it simply: if I punch you, you will definitely die, but I will also be half disabled.

And since this is the result of an exchange with the [World Will], it can almost be said to become a [fact] directly, and there is no way to control it at all... plus Kurosawa Zhen knows it well, his own damn melee combat technique.

"Well, it's you, Kurosawa boy!" Oulumite's white teeth flashed "Bling Bling" again, with no sense of crisis at all: "It seems that the students are looking forward to it. Let's do the first game!"

In the morning, the students in class A who had privately discussed Kurosawa Jin's personality resembling Orumat looked at them with bright eyes.You know, that's Orumaite!They are about to see Olumite make a move with their own eyes! !And you can also see that nasty guy in Kurosawa who mocked them was beaten up by Oulumite, and he was beaten to the ground! ! !It's very touching to think about it! ! ! !

Izuku Midoriya, weak: Well... Kurosawa-san is really not what you think...

In the center of the training ground β, there is an open space away from the "nuclear bomb" building.

"Tch, it's true, you actually ran to such a far place on purpose..." Bakugo complained impatiently.

Kirishima Ruijiro shrugged helplessly: "But I have to admit that Kurosawa's [personality] is really powerful... If you accidentally hurt him..."

"Tsk..." Bakugou, who stared at Kurosawa tyrannically, clenched his fists unwillingly.One and two are like this...First, Fei Jiu who suddenly gained personality, then the yin and yang face with ice, and now this dead fish eye... Xi Kexiu!Obviously I should be the strongest! !

Hong Jiaodong, who hadn't noticed that Baohao was about to explode, also had a serious face at this time.Olumat's illegitimate son... so there are two... But if Kurosawa-san is Olumat's illegitimate son, then does Kurosawa-san's mother also have a pair of dead fish eyes? ?Aizawa Xiaota's face appeared in his mind, and he was frightened into a cold sweat by his own brain power.

It made 800 million, who was standing not far from him, tremble subconsciously, and moved two steps away.

Ah... classmate Hong is letting go of the air conditioner again.

Kurosawa, who stood far away from Olumat, scratched his hair in distress. The blue hair that had not been combed well was blown into a ball, and Kurosawa, who deliberately lowered his voice, reached out to Olumat. Three fingers: "It was agreed in advance, Oulumite. Uncle, I can play for 3 minutes at most, the most is the most!" The maximum time limit for "crit".

"Is it because of [personality] restrictions? Well then, I'll take care of you this time, Kurosawa boy." Olumite moved the "rabbit ears" on his head as he said.

"Uh... um... it's about the limit." Kurosawa, who didn't bother to explain, reminded softly with dead fish eyes: "I'm here, Oulumite Sansan."

When the limp fist reached the distance close to Oulumite's body, it exerted force instantly.However, being blocked by Olu Mait as a matter of course, Kurosawa changed his punches into claws and clasped Ou Lu Mai Te's arm without hesitation, twisted his waist and kicked his legs, and hit O Lu Mai Te's head directly.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!..." The sound of □□ collisions kept ringing in the arena. No matter how Oulumette broke free, the Kurosawa array was "wrapped" tightly around him like a flexible ribbon, and he couldn't get rid of it at all. Lose.

"If you don't use a large-scale attack, you can't hit me."

"Not bad, Kurosawa boy." Olumet, who was able to block the attack of the Kurosawa formation with ease, chatted calmly.But even with Oulumite's physical fitness, the place where Kurosawa was attacked would still be a painful pain.

Kurosawa's sideburns, which were lightly supported on Oulumaite's shoulders, were also sweating coldly. Whether it was strength, skill, speed, endurance... Oulumaite was absolutely top-notch.And Kurosawa always deliberately avoids his seriously injured—and critical—waist and abdomen. God knows how difficult it is for a guy who used to be ruthless to deliberately suppress his instinct not to attack the enemy's known weaknesses.

Not to mention that Oulumite is terrifyingly strong.

"Really... From my point of view, Oulumite, you have an A in muscle strength... As a human being, you are really a monster."

"Ahahahahaha, it's not a monster, it's a hero." Oulumite responded with a smile at the moment when his figures intersected.

"Hey, hey... Really... That's Oulumite..." Looking at the seemingly one-sided fight scene on the field, Kaminame Denki murmured in disbelief. "I thought it would be Oulumite who beat this guy... What's going on now?"

"Look carefully, Xiaodian." Frog blew "gelu": "Mr. Oulumite has resisted all the attacks of the small formation. And Mr. Oulumite doesn't seem to have any discomfort at all. It seems Kurosawa didn't have the confidence to knock Oulumite to that position in one fell swoop, so he kept probing like this, but it's a pity that the strength has been too small, gelu."

"So, it's just that the guy with dead fish eyes is doing useless work." The chin-throwing Lao Gao Bao Hao gave a disdainful cut, but his eyes were fixed on the battlefield not far away.

Is it useless... But being able to entangle Olumet like this... Si Kexiu!Has the fish-eyed bastard actually reached this level?

"! Look! They separated!" Ye Yintou exclaimed suddenly.

Kurosawa, who was punched in the waist and abdomen by Oulumaite, smashed into the simulation building, and gravel and dust filled the air. Coincidentally, this is the one that Oulumaite "identified" before. building.But obviously, Oulumite, who vaguely guessed that the Kurosawa formation might not be simple, did not expect to hit the slippery guy, Kurosawa formation, this time, so he didn't suppress his strength very much.Although it didn't go out of bounds, it was actually only a little bit short.

"Ugh...cough!" Kurosawa Jin got up from the smoke and dust with blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help coughing up a mouthful of blood.

"Kurosawa-san!!"

Just now, Shangming Electric, who was really looking forward to Kurosawa being beaten, was stunned when he saw Kurosawa being blasted into the building all at once, and swallowed a little scared: "Mr. Heavy…"

But Kurosawa, who was hit hard, completely ignored his injury, wiped the red from the corner of his mouth casually, and stumbled out of the smoke and dust.He looked Oulumite up and down, and he was relieved to see that he was fine.

I accidentally kicked Oulumite in the stomach just now...

"Are you alright?...Eh...Kurosawa boy?" Oulumite, who suddenly looked at Kurosawa with concern, suddenly missed a beat for some reason, but was immediately regarded as a black by the reinforcement system of rough nerves. The role of Zezhen's magical skill was ignored.

"Huh?" Kurosawa made an exaggerated fanning, calmly covering up his gaffe just now, and Wushen Shiyuyan was still in need of a beating: "Uncle, how could I get hurt just because of this?" ! I am determined to become a good-for-nothing uncle!!"

Izuku Lvgu/Oulumite: The good-for-nothing uncle you are talking about is completely another kind of magical creature! !

The battle with Oulumite ended with the failure of the Kurosawa formation, and a hearty battle obviously aroused the blood of many people.

Whether it's the fierce battle and subtle strategy between Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo, or the gorgeous big move of Hong Jiaodong, or the precise detection of Erlang, and the outstanding performance of Changan Shadow... Everyone None of the abilities shown disappoint.

So until after school and get off work, Oulumite still had a gratified smile—until he was stopped by Kurosawa Jin at the door of the men's room.

"So, Kurosawa boy, what do you want me to do?" "Boom", Olumite, who changed from Yagi Jundian to Olumite, showed his white teeth: "If you have any learning problems, don't Feel free to ask me!"

"Is it impossible in life?"

"Eh? This...also...isn't impossible."

"That... Oulumite, you also know that uncle, I am temporarily homeless and pitiful."

"Ah, that, of course, eh. Huh?"

"So..." Kurosawa Jin, with an unprecedented bright smile, said in a deliberately soft voice:

"Boss, please take care of me, hee hee."

Liberation of the Noble Phantasm --- Beauty!beautiful boy! ! (Well)