[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

Kurosawa Jin, who has countless experiences in playing magic sticks and even gods, was very satisfied with his last performance.It neither lost the B mark of "Miracle", but also perfectly pointed out that there will be a new generation of rising heroes and "villains" rising, which can be described as a perfect link between the past and the future.

"No, in fact, when you use the identity of [Miracle] to snatch the figure that even Oulumite himself can't get, the B mark of [Miracle] will no longer exist." GIN, who taught Bakugo how to shoot firearms, complained expressionlessly.

Kurosawa Jin, who opened his eyes with dead fish eyes, said "bah" righteously: "How can you say that Ou Chu's matter is a B grade!?" Then came a few difficult words, like "he is so good!" "" "Everyone wants his figure", "This is a miracle character design" and other difficult words.

Bakugo Katsuki, who was forced to listen to the chat between the two, trembled slightly while holding the gun, and finally raised his hand and shot at the ceiling after the "cross" occupied the last small piece of pure land on his forehead.Imitating the eyes of [Miracle], the milky-golden durian-headed boy stared at his red eyes and yelled "Xi Nei".

"Si Yuyan, you are so annoying!! Oulumite is so good, why don't you just go back and find him!? You hide and hide every day, why are you hiding!!"

Kurosawa, staring at the dead fish eyes, stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose: "Hiding? Uncle, how could I hide! Uncle, I'm just... um... I'm just keeping the mystery of [miracle], um, that's right, uncle I'm serious about playing [Miracle]! Durian Head, remember to give me a pension when you come to power!!"

To this, Bakugo Katsuki responded with one word concisely.

"Pooh."

Yes.

Kurosawa Jin, a guy who obeys his heart, started to "stay out at night" after officially killing the first person in [Miracle], loitering in the branch of the winery every day.And in school, he disappeared after class, and did not give Yagi Jundian any chance to block people; when he was in Olumite's class, he stayed with Green Valley every day, crazily avoiding any conversation with Olumite possibility.

This also led to the confrontation between Oulumite and [Miracle], which was just a little anxious at the beginning, and gradually turned into a violent beating without saying a word.

And it is precisely because of Kurosawa Jin's heartfelt actions that our classmate Bakugo, who is in his beautiful years, has shouldered the burden that he shouldn't have to bear at his age.Being talked to by Oulumite tomorrow... Even an idol can't stand it!Not to mention being called to talk because of some irresponsible dead fish eye! !

And every time Bakugo couldn't stand it and wanted to forcefully drag Kurosawa Jin to Olumite, what appeared in front of him was not the Kurosawa Jin who could just play tricks, but the inexplicably frightening [ Miracle】.

Although I don't want to admit it.

Compared with the "Miracle" who seems to be always on top, Bakugou really prefers the Kurosawa Jin who is lazy every day with a pair of dead fish eyes and has no deterrent power.God knows why there is such a big difference in the same person.

and so……

Why do you two guys have to involve me! ! !Bakugou, who dropped things countless times, let out a soul-deep roar.

"And dead fish eye, wake me up! [Miracle] is dead!!"

"... Dulululu..."

"Don't pretend to be stupid with a stupid face! You bastard!! Come out with the momentum of [Miracle]'s crazy pursuit of Olumite!!"

Kurosawa Jin turned his head away, his eyes drifted: "What does [Miracle] have to do with me, Kurosawa Jin... and [Miracle] didn't pursue Olumite!!"

"Then what is [miracle] doing?"

"Emmmm...Pursuing Oulumite...But it's definitely not the kind of pursuit you mentioned in Duriantou!! Obviously it's just a pure relationship between rivals who must be him!"

Unable to restrain himself from rolling his eyes, Bakugo glanced at the clock, put the gun in his hand to the side storage, turned around handsomely and left, leaving behind a chic back.

"I just remembered this too. Oulumite asked me to tell you that if you avoid him again, you will never try to hug your thigh again. By the way, he said that he will wait for you in the office after school today."

Kurosawa, who was stunned on the spot, let out a miserable howl after two seconds: "But it's already night ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Car! GIN! Lend me your Porsche!! Thank you, I will give you a raise when you come back!!”

Kurosawa, who was rushed out like the wind, bumped into a staggering Gin and touched the pocket of the black windbreaker. Sure enough, the car keys were gone.Master Qin was silent for a long while, then silently took out his cigar, stared at the gleaming white ceiling with his eyes empty, and let out a heavy sigh.

life is too hard...

Standing at the door of Yagi's house, Kurosawa Jin swallowed hard, licked his lower lip nervously with the tip of his tongue, and the hand that was stretched out several times to knock on the door hesitated to retract when it touched the cold door, biting his hand Nails paced hard at the door.

Then he bumped headfirst into a bony chest, and Kurosawa, who raised his face in a daze, suddenly changed his face, subconsciously turned around and tried to run.However, the back of the neck was firmly grasped by one hand, and he was carried into the room like a chicken.

Kurosawa Jin, who was obediently on the sofa, put his hands on his thighs, his back straightened, and he was ready for the next education.Unexpectedly, Yagi Toshinori didn't say anything, and even asked Kurosawa Jin with his usual smile what he would like to eat tonight.

The whole body of Kurosawa was so stiff that his pupils almost split apart in fright, the hairs all over his body exploded, and his voice trembled:

"That...Jundian-san...you, are you okay. Uncle, I am super flustered by your sudden appearance...I can say whatever you want, uncle, or like beating [miracle], uncle, I can beat you up ! If you are really upset, lock me at home with a chain forever, uncle, I can try to accept it..."

Yagi Toshinori, whose eyes dimmed for a moment, took a deep breath, and suppressed the sudden burst of emotion because of Kurosawa Jin's last words: "Kurosawa boy, you are really good at mobilizing the dark side of people... But now [Miracle] It is enough that you are dead and you are back."

"that's enough."

Yagi Jundian who turned around and walked towards the kitchen suddenly felt his waist tighten, and the warm body temperature spread to his skin through the thin shirt.The voice of the boy who buried his face on his back was slightly dull and distorted.

"Feel sorry."

"..."

"Next time... No, there will be no next time. Uncle, I have arranged the rest of the things, and the next thing is to look at the durian head! Uncle, I will never do such a thing again!!"

"..."

Yagi Toshinori, with his back to Kurosawa, couldn't see his expression: "You don't need to make a promise. I don't know what you have experienced before, and I don't know why Kurosawa boy can become like [Miracle]...I just hope You don't want to involve irrelevant people into that world anymore, that world is too cruel to Bakugo Boys."

"Yagi..."

Now the dark world without a leader needs a leader, and the dark side of the world that has experienced unity must be reluctant to disband that exquisite empire at this time. If people with a heroic heart can successfully control that empire at this time, they can smoothly control the dark side of the world .But if you wait until the dark side of the world really chooses a leader by itself, then it will be a disaster for the hero... and the boy who is so hot is not going to fight in person, it is obviously GIN to the outside world...

A long explanation stuck in his throat abruptly, watching Yagi Toshinori's retreating figure, Kurosawa raised his hand in a daze, not knowing what he wanted to keep.

"Jundian..."

the next day.

The students in class A were surprised to find that the Kurosawa formation, which was not decadent before and suspected to be hiding from Oulumite, seemed to have changed completely.The blue hair that has fallen to the shoulders is tied with a ribbon at the back of the head in a small braid, and the school uniform that has never been worn properly is neatly pulled up to the highest point, and the pair of godless dead fish eyes is inexplicably more determined. shine.Kurosawa Jin, who walked with his head up and his chest full of smiles, received the blushing gazes of many little girls on campus, and Lvgu Bakugo and the others almost ran into a pillar.

"... Dead fish eyes, you..." Did you take the wrong medicine?

When Bakugo, who is recognized as having the best relationship with Jin Kurosawa in the class, asked this sentence, even Aizawa Shouta, who had just stepped into the classroom door, did not start the class directly as usual, and cast his curiosity like everyone else. Gone.

The golden eyes of the beautiful boy B who is fully open Kurosawa are indescribably elegant: "Because of me, uncle, I am full of sense of crisis now. I always feel that my uncle, my Oulumite, is getting closer and closer to me. It’s far away, so after serious thinking, uncle, I think your previous attention, Bohao Boy, was really good.”

Bakugo, who was directly choked by his own saliva, almost bit his own tongue, and roared out in shock almost like a growl:

"Dead Fisheye, are you serious!?"

Others who were still a little confused looked at Bakugou who had a broken face, and at Kurosawa Jin who was always wearing a mysterious smile.

"Yes. Uncle, I have officially decided to pursue Oulumite."

All students in Class A: Kurosawa Jincao!Kurosawa fights! !

Our Olumate is what you, a dead fish eye, can think about! ? ?Olumate is for everyone! !

Aizawa Shouta finished the class in a dazed way, announcing the end of class to a group of dazed students below, then walked back to the office with dazed steps, to Kurosawa Toshinori Yagi, who knew nothing about the shocking speech, cast a sympathetic look.

Oulumette, who was holding the lesson plan and was going to teach class A the theory of hero rescue: "Aizawa, why do you look at me like that? What happened?"

Aizawa Shouta: "...you can see for yourself."

The confused Oulumette pushed open the door of the classroom, and found that the messy classroom suddenly became quiet.Surrounded by everyone, Kurosawa Jin was well-dressed and elegant, but the surrounding desks were horrific, with electric shocks, acid, heavy blows, freezing... all kinds of traces are dazzling.

Seeing Kurosawa Jin who showed a smiling face at Olumat opened his mouth to say something, Midoriya Izuku stepped forward and held Olumat's hand, with a freckled expression on his face serious.

"Don't worry, Olumite! We will definitely protect you from Kurosawa-san's clutches!!"

Hearing that, some of Oulumite, who was psychologically disturbed by the terrible means of [Miracle] against people, subconsciously wanted to see the Kurosawa formation.Then there was a half-red and half-white boy with facial paralysis in front of him, and Hong Jiaodong, who was standing on the chair solemnly, used his handsome face to perfectly block the terrifying appearance of Kurosawa Jin's red-faced and beautiful boy B in full bloom.He pursed his lips and said:

"Action! Quickly restore Kurosawa Jin's face to his original appearance! Prevent his charming [personality] from being activated!!"

Olumat: ...

The chaotic classroom finally returned to normality on the surface thanks to the efforts of Oulumite. Of course, those miserable tables, chairs and floors had to be ignored.

Knowing the reason, Oulumette let out an indifferent "Oh", and he did not have the funny expression of blushing when he was slightly teased.He even tapped on the podium with a folder, and talked about the inadvisability of a teacher-student relationship quite seriously.Finally, he added to Kurosawa's gradually collapsing expression:

"As for things like a spouse... Now that I've finally retired, if there is a woman who doesn't dislike my current age and appearance, it's not impossible to think about it..."

"Bah!!"

"Dead fisheye! What's wrong with you! Don't fall down!!"

"Ah!! Teacher Olumat! Kurosawa fell under the table!!"

"Kurosawa-san, don't die!!!"

……

Xiongying Infirmary.

Kurosawa, who was sitting alone on the hospital bed, had one leg bent, and his entire face against the light was buried in the shadows.On the TV in front of him, the hostess lady with a graceful figure broadcast the news that Oulumette wanted to find a partner in a rippling tone.

The golden vertical pupil exudes a frightening fighting spirit, the beautiful boy with blue hair has a dignified face, and the cold voice seems to have a bone-chilling chill:

"Is this... war?"

"Uncle, I absolutely...will never give up my hero!!"

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