[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

As soon as Bakugo, who was full of questions, returned to his accommodation, he began to ask frantically, "what is a hint", "why does Vongola Kudaime look familiar to you", "what did you cooperate with?" …

"STOPPPPP!" Kurosawa hurriedly waved his hand to stop Baohao who was about to lean over to pick up his collar with a ferocious smile on his face, and a trace of helplessness flashed in the eyes of the idle dead fish: "Stop, stop! Boy, you have too many questions , I have no way to answer an uncle like you. And there are some things that I can't tell you, uncle..."

"Huh?" Bakugo Katsuki, who showed a grumpy expression, narrowed his eyes threateningly, but Kurosawa Jin still looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and even fell directly on the bed with a "slap" up.

Bakugo: I'm so angry, but I can't beat it.

"Suggestion is the act of hypnotizing people through words and actions, and then giving hints."

Suddenly, a childish voice sounded in the room. Bakugou jumped up from the chair with a "swish" and spread his palms, looking around the room vigilantly.The bed, the lump on the bed, TV, tables and chairs, hanging pictures, potted plants...

etc?Potted plants?Obviously not just now!

Bakugo, who slapped the flowerpot with his palm, felt a cold thing pressing against his temple before he could cause an explosion.The scarlet pupils turned, and on the shoulder, a little baby in a black suit pressed the black top hat.

"Ciao'su (Hello)~"

The baby's soft and soft voice sounded: "I heard that GIN has come to Sicily, so I came here to see it. Didn't I think it was just two children?"

Who the fuck is little...

"It's you, Bakugo Katsuki-san."

! ! ?How does this guy know what I'm thinking?Is it [personality]?

"Hmm. It's mind reading. It's just a little skill, and you, Bao Haosang, have everything written on your face...you can understand it at a glance." The little baby did a backflip and landed steadily. At some point, standing behind Bakugo, he stretched out his hand to grab the head of Kurosawa Jin.

"what?"

Seeing the little baby who made a suspicious sound without any resistance being held down by the dead fish-eyed Kurosawa Jin, Bakugo Katsuki dared to swear with all of Green Valley's Orumite figures that Kurosawa Jin is definitely What have you done.

Kurosawa, who was holding the baby, tilted his head, and tentatively poked the baby's soft cheek: "Are you Mr. Bourne, the world's number one killer mentioned by GIN before? You look like a baby." ...'Rainbow Babies'?"

"Well, although Uncle and GIN do have the same name, but just like this, I mistook someone and ran over here... I feel that Mr. Bourne is really cute."

"..." After finally recovering from the sense of danger that he was screaming crazily just now, Li Baoen no longer wanted to try to test the heart of the boy in front of him...God knows that the large piece of crazy green that he saw just now was not as good as the laughter. Polluted himself a bit.

Kurosawa, who noticed Li Baoen's vigilance, lowered his head helplessly, took the baby into his arms and patted him on the back skillfully. "Proficient"... well... don't doubt how much a guy who has experienced many "life"s can know...

"Did you actually see the 'clown' directly... It seems that Mr. Bourne's luck is really bad."

Satisfied with Kurosawa Jin's perfect movement of holding the child, Li Baoen just wanted to respond, but immediately turned his eyes away as if he sensed something was wrong, and stopped looking at Kurosawa Jin's face: "It's really dangerous. , is also Kurosawa, GIN is really...too far behind."

"Hey, don't dislike GIN-san like that! You are GIN-san's idol, if you dislike GIN-san like this and GIN finds out, he will be sad!!"

"Huh? Are you sure he didn't want to kill me? But so I'm GIN's idol? Well, it's decided. Next time, let's taunt that guy and let him feel the blow of being denied by his idol!"

Seeing that Li Baoen and Kurosawa Jin quickly reached a consensus on how to "persecute" the man named GIN and quickly established a friendship, Bakugo: ...Although I don't know who GIN is, I always feel that he is so pitiful.

……

"Sanduduo, let's stop chatting here." Kurosawa stretched his waist, and tapped the corner of his eyes: "Then, can you take me to meet the future Judaime? Uncle, but There's a big—intel to tell him. And if possible, after doing this..."

"Your Judaimu will shock the dark side of the whole world, and at the same time, you can gain super high prestige on the front side."

"Ah, that's right. If you are a young boy, you don't need to come here with uncle." Kurosawa, who carried Li Baoen to the door, waved to Bakugo who was about to follow: "Part of the dark side of the world is here now. I have already brought this island, the place, if you want to see it, just use your own eyes.”

"Finally, remember not to embarrass yourself too much."

The door of the room was not closed, and even Kurosawa Jin didn't have any intention of guarding against Bakugo to follow, leaving behind a carefree back.

"Tch, that guy with dead fish eyes..." Bao Hao, who was walking on the streets of Sicily, took steps that he didn't recognize.Of course, the hairspray, sunglasses, and black suits used for camouflage, although complaining about trouble, they were all done obediently, and even the pants were obediently brought to their normal positions.

Sunshine, waves, sandy beaches, men and women in cool clothes, flowers, sculptures, musical fountains.This is Italy, a warm and romantic country.Even now, when almost all the most dangerous people in the world are gathered here, there is nothing wrong with Sicily during the day.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

Seeing a blond Chi Nian stepping on a banana peel, waving his arms, and sliding all the way on the sidewalk, he was obviously about to fall several times, but he was always able to maintain his balance in a twisted posture.

...So how far is a "genius" to step on a banana peel! !

With a "tsk", Baohao silently stretched out his hand and pulled him over when the pedestrians were avoiding him, and leaned over with a grumpy face, the fire in his palm made a crackling sound : "Do you want to rush directly to the road? Huh? If you can't walk, don't walk!!"

The blond foreigner was not angry when he was yelled at by Bao Hao, but just showed a sorry smile and scratched his head: "Ah, sorry. Well, thank you for saving me. I didn't expect that I would be lucky today. Not only did I meet another The owner of the Flame of Wrath was actually saved by the owner of the Flame of Wrath...Ahahahahaha."

Bakugo with a cross popped out of his head: "What the hell is the flame of anger!! Why does this kind of middle school name be pressed on me! Garbage!"

"That's right! That's the name! Do you really have any relationship with that XANXUS?? You are worthy of being the owner of the Flames of Wrath."

"Huh?? Didn't I tell you not to put 'flame of anger' on my head!! Don't you understand? Ah?" roared Bakugo with a more ferocious expression.

"That's right!! That's the expression! This kind of irritability!" The blond man said to himself, and almost fell over because he laughed too much.Finally, the man who seemed to have had enough of laughing straightened his face, and stretched out his hand to Bakugo: "I am Dino Gabrione, the leader of the tenth generation of the Gabrione family, you can also call me 'Dancing Martino'. Now I am in a state of getting lost with my subordinates!!"

Bakugo: It's really amazing that the mafia with such a boss has not been wiped out. What the dead fish eye said is right, the world is really big.

"Hey—don't try to run!!"

The sudden loud sound caused a commotion. The pedestrians who were walking well were running, slipping, and hiding in an instant like well-trained soldiers. On the wide street, there were only explosions left all of a sudden. Howe and Dino.

Perhaps seeing Bakugo's surprise, Dino explained proudly: "There is nothing to be surprised about. This is the mafia's paradise, Sicily in Italy."

"Are there no... heroes here?"

"Huh? Heroes? Why are there those? Aren't heroes and policemen almost the same? Aren't they all used to maintain order? And our order here is 'us', the mafia; we have our own justice, our own Right and wrong, right and wrong, have their own 'laws'; those heroes... do they understand this? We don't need that kind of heroes." Dino shrugged and explained casually, then raised his hand and started waving to the place where the voice came from just now .

"Hey! Scuvaro!! Did you see my men? They lost me again!"

The loud roar was deafening, and a silver-haired man with a long sword poked his head out from a certain roof with a "swish": "Didn't you see that I was chasing someone?"

"So, Scuvaro, you just need to point me in the direction!"

Dino and Scovalo were still arguing over there, while Katsuki Bakugo looked down at his palm in a daze.

No need for that kind of hero?

That kind of hero?Isn't a hero the one who saves everyone from danger?How... How could anyone say that there is no need for heroes?

Worshiping heroes since he was a child, yearning for such a shining existence, Katsumi Bakugo, who wanted to be a hero, was greatly shocked.

In Sicily, Italy, there is no hero office, and there are no heroes...but the people here still live well.

Are there no "enemies" here?

No, there are "enemies" everywhere.

But this place full of "enemies" needs no heroes.

Why don't they need to?

why?

Bakugou, who hugged his head, frowned in pain.

"Hey! Over there! Get out of the way!!"

Bakugo Katsuki raised his head, the sharp sword light had already pierced his eyes, and the place where the sharp point passed was already a sliced ​​land.Not far away, a silver-haired man in black held a sword and roared anxiously at him.

No!

Too late to escape!

Bakugo, who missed the best dodge time because he was immersed in his own thoughts, felt that time had slowed down, and the appearance of the sword energy near the tip of his nose cutting through the sweat was so clear.

will die.

Much closer to death than being trapped by ooze monsters.It seems that Bao Hao's head has already appeared that he was easily cut in half by the sword energy.The fear and despair that surged into my heart made me unable to move, or in other words, my body was already moving, but my brain knew very clearly that it was just a useless struggle.

In Sicily, where there are no heroes, no one will come to his rescue.

And this is what makes Bakugo feel the most flustered.

Here, there are no heroes.

"What are you still doing in a daze!!"

There was a feeling of being bound by something on the waist.

In the next second, the sword energy that flew past Baohao's nose precisely blasted into a tavern, bringing with it a headless corpse and two or three milk-blond hairs that had been shaved off.

Bakugou, who witnessed the death, covered his mouth, his sunglasses fell to the ground at some point, and the expression of shock still remained on the boy's young face.

Gabrione's boss drooped his shoulders like a sigh of relief, walked over and patted Baohao on the back: "I'm sorry, that guy Scuvaro is obviously an assassin, but every day Chasing and killing the target openly. Really... Accidentally involved ordinary people..."

Then he jumped and scolded the guy called "Skuvalo" as if nothing had happened, and the guy who killed someone even stood on the roof and shouted arrogantly "I I have already reminded, that person is too good" or something like that.

Why... one or two of these people... clearly killed someone! ?Obviously the corpses are still there! !Why...why are you playing around like you're used to it! ! !

Covering his mouth, Bakugo tried his best to forget the appearance of that person when his head and body were separated, the blood gushing out, the frightened eyes that were desperately widening, and the body that was clearly separated but still stretched forward desperately. hands.

Like this... no one will take care of them?

Dino, who had finished arguing with Scovalo, turned his head, and saw the obviously underage child retching while covering his mouth with an unacceptable expression.

Well, in fact, even Dino, who came from a mafia family, was not much better than him when he saw someone die in front of his eyes for the first time.

The Mafia sighed softly, walked over, bent down, and put his hands on the boy's shoulders:

"The first time I saw a dead person was almost like you. But the one who was hacked to death by that fellow Scuvaro should have deserved it. The entrustment is a small town on the border, and that thing is the most powerful there. There are many drug dealers who die every year because of those things. It has been on the entrustment column for several years, because people in that small town can't pay a lot of money, and this guy is not slippery, so no one accepts it. Shan. This time, it was after Scuvaro suddenly recognized him on the road that he stabbed people with a knife... Well, although everyone in Vengley's territory generally wouldn't kill people like this in the street. However, Scuvaro originally It’s someone who was assassinated by Vongola, so it doesn’t matter.”

"Don't feel bad for that kind of scum."

Dino patted Baohao on the shoulder and invited him: "Would you like to visit our Gabrielone place? Romario just came to pick me up."

The pitch-black luxury car stopped by the side of the road, and a man in black super sunglasses shouted, "Finally found you boss!" With snot and tears, he opened the door of the back seat and invited Dino to enter.

Bakugou, who felt better because of Dino's words, looked at Dino's sincere eyes and nodded silently.

What does the mafia that ignores human life look like... and what does the so-called order without "heroes" look like in their mouths...

He wants to see.

Use your own eyes.