[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

"You've all read the materials, right?" In Xiongying's conference room, the principal Xiongying who looked like a white bamboo rat sitting at the top - Nezu shook the small stack of materials on his paws.

On the long conference table, each of the teaching staff of Xiongying has the same information in front of them.A blurry photo of a man with long silver hair and a dangerous smile was printed prominently on the first sheet of paper.

"The mysterious "enemy" organization known as the "Black Organization" suddenly fell silent for unknown reasons four years ago, and sneaked into the dark... And that GIN is just one of its senior cadres, with an unknown personality. Killer. Because most of the targets were killed by gunshots, there are also speculations that this GIN is a 'personality' at all. As for other information such as 'real name' and 'age', all are unknown..."

"It's such a dangerous guy, and now he actually became the guardian of Kurosawa-san in Class A of the first grade. He even called Kurosawa-san the boss... What do you think about this?"

Principal Nezu, who glanced around, saw Oulumite's clenched fist with sharp eyes: "Then what do you think, Mr. Yagi? This magical classmate Kurosawa."

"...Kurosawa boy is definitely not an 'enemy'." The blond hero said firmly.

"But..." Budrakin frowned disapprovingly: "There is an enemy organization like the 'Enemy Alliance' in the front, and it is not surprising that the 'Black Organization' has a 16-year-old boss. What if this Kurosawa-san is really the leader of the 'Black Organization' who sneaked into Xiongying, so it's too dangerous for other students."

"I don't think so~" Midnight Hero with a hot body stretched out his finger and pointed his sexy lips: "Everyone has heard what Aizawa and Yagi said about that boy, I don't think it's okay to say that Boys with cool words will be 'enemies'~"

[Personality] Immediately added a sentence for the □□ ethereal ghost: "But we can't ignore the possibility of danger."

"And Kurosawa is always late and absent from class habitually." Some dissatisfied Mike muttered in a low voice.

Aizawa Sho, who was covered in bandages all over his body, slowly raised his wrapped hand like a steamed bun: "Ah... As a homeroom teacher, I still know the reason for absenteeism." Aizawa only showed a pair of dead fish eyes Silently turned his head to the direction where Toshino Yagi was: "You say so, the culprit for Mr. Kurosawa's late arrival--Teacher Yagi."

A bead of sweat slid down Yagi Jundian's forehead, who became the focus of eyes for a moment, and subconsciously showed a stiff smile: "Ah... well... ahaha, hahaha..."

...

Finally, under the explanation after Aizawa Shouta deliberately concealed the fact that "Yagi Toshinori is Olumite", the eyes of everyone looking at Yagi Toshinori are a bit wrong.

How should I put it... Yagi-san is really a hero.

Principal Nezu, who clapped his hands lightly to draw everyone's attention back, still had a soft voice and couldn't hear his opinion: "So, Mina-san thinks how to deal with the matter that Kurosawa is suspected of being the leader of the 'Black Organization' ?”

"I guarantee Kurosawa boy in my name. If he really does something harmful to society, I will personally arrest him and put him in prison."

The blond hero stood up, solemnly making a promise.

That was not as Toshinori Yagi.

Rather as Orumat.

As the world's number one hero, he made a promise to the blue-haired boy who was always lazy.

"Obviously I am the head teacher of that child, head teacher, don't leave me alone for such things." Aizawa Yuta also stood up:

"On my behalf, Aizawa Shoutao, Kurosawa-san is definitely not the kind of person who will become an 'enemy'."

Budrakin, who had been emphasizing the danger of the Kurosawa formation, was silent for a while, and suddenly laughed: "Since both Yagi and Aizawa have made such a promise, what can we say?" The laugh of a strong hero The voice was very hearty, and the serious worry just now could not be heard at all.

"I trust you two. Then, just add me to that promise, hahahahahaha."

Finally letting go of the mystery that he had been maintaining just now, Principal Nezu made a lovely voice when he saw this: "Then—I announce! Kurosawa-san will be handed over to Yagi and Aizawa!! The next thing is an exciting and It’s an exciting topic—about the upcoming event—the Hero Sports Festival!!”

……

"So, that's it." On the podium of Class A of the first grade, Aizawa Xiaota, who was tightly wrapped in bandages, concluded weakly.

Under the podium, the excited boys and girls exploded with a "boom" like a drop of water dropped into boiling oil.

And Jin Kurosawa, who was out of tune with the others, let out a long sigh, and fell limply like noodles on the cold desk: "What...such a passionate, youthful activity is really not suitable for me, uncle. Just hearing the name, I can smell the smell of sweat in the sun... It feels like it will be melted in the sun! Uncle, I will definitely melt like a lump of ice cream that fell on the hot road at noon!!"

Surrounded by the noise, Kurosawa slammed his head on the table with a "", and his strange mutterings kept popping out like bubbles from a submarine crater.

"Quiet!!" Aizawa Shouta who activated [Personality] successfully suppressed the restless boys and girls: "Is there any problem?"

Unexpectedly, the one who raised his hand this time was not Iida Tenya who always had many problems, but the rare Kurosawa Jin who sat upright.

"Do you have any questions, Kurosawa-san?"

Kurosawa Jin who stood up with a "swish" looked extraordinarily energetic, which made Aizawa Shouta feel relieved for a while.Hmm...how should I say it?It's the feeling that Mom Sang finally saw that her stupid son who stayed at home every day was willing to go out to exercise and find a girlfriend.

However, the facts have proved that brain supplementation is really a bad thing.

I only heard Kurosawa roaring in anger: "Teacher! Excuse me—can I abstain from participating in this Shilaozi Sports Festival—??"

"What are you talking about!!?" Before Aizawa Xiaota could say anything, Bakugo Katsuki exploded with a "bang": "Fish-eyed bastard, do you want to escape? Ah?? I will definitely be there Kill you at this sports festival and become the number one! Nishinai!!!"

The blue-haired boy staring at the dead fish eyes scratched his face carelessly, and his words were insincere: "Then... boy, do you work hard?"

Bakugo Katsuki with a cross on his forehead completely exploded: "Kirishima, don't stop me!! I'm going to blow up this dead fish-eyed bastard today!! Nishi! Nishi! Nishi!!!"

Bakugou, who was embraced by Kirishima with sharp eyesight and quick hands, kept yelling "Nishi" while kicking his legs that were so short because of his peculiar way of wearing pants.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the classroom became anxious (physically) again, Aizawa Shouta decisively broke Kurosawa Jin's delusion: "No."

"Hey——uncle, I will really be sunburned! I will really be!! Ah, yes!" Kurosawa, who suddenly realized, hit his left palm with his right fist: "Uncle, as long as I get burned in the first round If you get eliminated, you don’t need to participate in this sports festival!!”

"Be serious! Kurosawa-san." Aizawa Shouta, who was gnashing his teeth, felt the anger of Bakugo Katsuki deeply at this time, and his black hair was calm and automatic: "If you can't make it into the top five, give it to me." Let's jump in Tokyo Bay!"

"NOOOOOOO! Teacher Aizawa!!" Regardless of Erkang's Kurosawa Jin, Aizawa Shota knocked on the folder: "Then, let's start the class."

……

The bell for the last class in the morning is always the most beautiful music for students. Whether it is the delicious food in the Xiongying Canteen or the long lunch break after lunch, it is extremely attractive.

And during the lunch break when all classes got the news that the Hero Sports Festival was about to start, an invisible smoke filled the air, and the children in the Hero Division raised their chins proudly.For these competitive teenagers and girls, this is the best opportunity to express themselves.

However, to Kurosawa Jin, the end-of-get out of class bell only represented an extremely simple meaning—it was lunch time.

Ever since he found out that the extremely delicious lunch of Xiongying High School was made by a special restaurant under the leadership of a certain gourmet hero, Jin Kurosawa has been full of curiosity about the legendary meal for faculty and staff.After all, after seeing the food hunters in a certain world whose craftsmanship can be called gods, it is not incomprehensible to be curious about the food heroes of this world.

And the food hero did not disappoint Kurosawa. Although it is not as good as those crazy food hunters in a certain world, the raw material conditions cannot be forced.So the somewhat snarky Kurosawa Jin, raised by certain experiences in the past, began to run to the staff cafeteria after the last class every morning.

Well...although it is a little expensive, but!Isn't there still GIN who works hard, and small money is not a problem.

Jin Kurosawa who squeezes GIN wantonly is crumbs. (firm)

"Deng dong dong" Carrying the packed lunch from the dining room, Kurosawa knocked skillfully on the door of the teacher's office.

So Yagi Toshinori, who was still a novice teacher, just put down the book "How to Get Along with Students" and saw the blue-haired boy casually leaning against the door, carrying a steaming meal, and curling his lips to himself.

The midday sun shone through the glass windows into the office where there were only two people left at this time, and the tiny particles in the air trembled and floated in the air.Even though the air conditioner was still producing air-conditioning continuously, Yagi Toshinori felt an inexplicable dry mouth.

Then...he picked up the glass on the table and took a sip of water.

The blond-haired hero clearly dragged his broken body, but his smile was as warm as the sun: "Yo! Kurosawa boy, thank you."

"Really, Oulumite, you don't even welcome uncle me now?" Kurosawa grumbled and complained about nonsense that he didn't even bother to think about, and casually took the porridge that he specially packed and brought over. put it on the table.

Picking up the angel card solemnly placed at hand by the master, putting it into the shirt pocket on Yagi Toshinori's chest, and then pulling away the pen from Yagi Toshinori's hand, Kurosawa Jin approached him unexpectedly: "'Archangel "Don't let it go casually, let me carry it close to my uncle! Also! Don't worry about those little devils, now I will stand in front of you and deliver food to you, the most handsome uncle. The body is all like this Look, you must have lunch!...Of course, uncle, I definitely didn’t bring you a special meal, I just came to check the score book at Mr. Aizawa’s place to change the score! Hmm! That’s it.”

Kurosawa Jin, who slipped through all the words in one breath at an unbelievable speed, then moved towards Aizawa Shouta's table at a grinding speed.

Yagi Toshinori, who was still immersed in the feeling of Kurosawa Jin's warm fingers pressing on his chest just now, almost subconsciously grabbed Kurosawa Jin's wrist. The boy's wrist was delicate and flexible: "...Kurosawa boy, it's not a good idea to change your score. That's what a student should do."

"Cut." With his hands on his hips, Kurosawa Jin didn't feel the pressure of being caught, and his disdainful attitude was palpable: "This is an adventure that high school students must try! How could I not do it as an uncle who aspires to become MADAO!"

However, Yagi Toshinori obediently sat down on the soft chair next to him. (Cute jpg.)

A flash of light flashed in the eyes of Kurosawa Jin, who was holding his chin and watching Oulumite sip the porridge: "Hey——I said Mr. Yagi, isn't the hero sports festival going to be held soon..."

"Oh! Kurosawa boy, are you here to encourage me?" Olumite, who suddenly turned into a muscular model, boldly hugged Kurosawa in his arms and rubbed his always disheveled blue hair: " Don't worry!! Kurosawa boy, you are so good that you don't need to worry! But... I really didn't think that Kurosawa boy would need encouragement at all."

Kurosawa Jin, who originally wanted Olumite to help persuade Aizawa Yuta to give up his idea of ​​getting in the top five, was forced to feel the temperature of his chest muscles on his cheeks: ...

Oulumette, who quickly let go of Kurosawa, sat back on the chair again, holding Kurosawa's face in his wide palm.Oulumite's blue eyes looked straight into the boy's bright golden eyes: "I'm sorry, Kurosawa boy, I almost forgot that you are also a child who needs encouragement... I will never forget next time."

"..." Kurosawa, who opened his mouth, silently swallowed those remarks like "Uncle, I am no longer a child", and turned his back on himself: "I know...I got it! No.5 or something Uncle, I’ll just go! Xi Kexiu... actually used such a big move..."

Is this guy an angel! ! ?

"Ahahahahaha, Kurosawa boy, your ears are red."

"No Road Race!! Ya Kamaxi!!!" (Whispering, you are so annoying!)