[Pirates] Push Shanks' 108 Form

In the middle of the night, [Black Market Doctor] Nance had just finished writing the drug test records, washed up hastily, and finally lay down on the bed.

Close your eyes, slowly getting a little sleepy.

"Boooooooohooooooh"

Nance opened his eyes.

It's the captain's call, probably something urgent?

"Nance, Nance, it's going to rain, come out to collect clothes."

"?"

Nance got up angry, and the phone bug squinted his eyes and gritted his teeth, "Shisia, you'd better tell me a reason that satisfies me, or I'll let you know what will happen to you if you offend the doctor."

"Don't, don't, it's really something, I've got a big problem. I seem to have played red hair badly."

"........."

Five minutes later, Nance appeared at the door of Zhulin Xiaozhu.

"Hurry up, hurry up," Pan Mi grabbed her and hurriedly dragged her into the house.

"You said he wouldn't be useless, right? It's only half a bottle of Fengyoujing. Why is that thing so fragile?"

The red-haired man was still asleep, occupying the entire bed by himself, his legs were naturally separated, and half of his pants fell off.

"Fengyoujing..."

Nance's mouth twitched,

"And I washed it for him. I washed it more than 20 times. I used soap, shower gel, cleansing oil, and scrub. It should be clean."

"Scrub..."

Half of Nance's face was shaking,

What kind of wicked thing did the redhead do in his previous life to meet a guy like you...

"Look, no matter what...the flag is not up now." Pan Mi's face was also very ugly, she turned her head to look at the unconscious Shanks, "It can't be that I was so stimulated by me, so I won't raise it anymore, right?" ?”

"...It's okay, it won't happen." Nance held his forehead with a headache and said, "He didn't respond because you () turned it over for him."

"?"

"In the full (ma) state, the stimulation of the organs cannot be effectively transmitted to the brain, how do you let him get up?"

"Not to mention anesthesia, too much alcohol will depress the central nervous system."

"Please, big sister, you have some common sense. He is a man, can he use fan.rap?"

"........."

Pan Mi stared blankly at Nance, and opened her mouth wide, "So...drinking and having sex, and the man said 'I drank too much, and I woke up to find her in my bed' and so on..."

Nance nodded: "It's fake, I didn't drink too much, it's all an excuse."

Pan Mi looked disgusted: "You men are really not good things."

Nance: "..."

After throwing Nan Si out of the house, Pan Mi folded her arms and calmly looked at the man on the bed.

It is impossible to give up.

She pulled out the red-haired saber, shining like water, with a cold edge, even a layman like her could tell that the knife was quite good.

→

Early in the morning, the redhead turned over in his sleep, clicked his lips unconsciously, and slapped Pan Mi with his arm.

Pan Mi woke up suddenly.

When I woke up, I felt something was wrong.

Pan Mi was taken aback, Nansi sincerely did not deceive me!

Then, he kicked Shanks down.

Falling from the soft bed to the cold floor, the red hair murmured indistinctly, "Who kicked..." me.

He opened his eyes and met the woman's gaze.

The beauty (here the river crab) has blue hair in a mess on her smooth arm, and a small piece of her exposed shoulder is white and dazzling.

A textbook version of a scene where a girl from a good family loses her virginity.

"........."

He rubbed his eyes, closed them, and opened them again,

Embarrassment gradually appeared in the woman's eyes.

"I, I..." The red hair got up with a dazed look on his face, it didn't matter if he got up, a breeze blew outside the window, the red hair couldn't help shivering, and suddenly felt the feeling of the wind blowing the butt.

Looking down, "..." The button of the shirt is fully unbuttoned, the pants disappeared directly, and now he is walking with the bird naked.

Shanks opened his mouth wide, his whole body petrified, "...I'm going, what happened?"

He remembered drinking a jar of fruit wine yesterday, and then got drunk...

Could it be... He slowly looked at himself (the river crab here)

Trembling in his heart, with the last sliver of luck, he slowly turned his head to look around the room, trying to piece together the scene at that time.

"!!!"

"This, this..." Shanks looked at all this dumbfounded:

The room was in a mess, the table was overturned, the chair was folded, the bookshelf fell over, four or five neat cracks appeared in the expensive full-length mirror, the sand and green plants in the flower pots were scattered all over the ground, and the leaves became wilted due to lack of moisture There are books and all kinds of ceramic fragments scattered on the floor, glass shards, the pillow is also torn a hole, women's clothing rags are scattered all over the place, oh, his pants are also there.

Shanks quickly picked up the pants and put them on, then looked at the woman tremblingly, and tentatively asked, "Well, you, are we?"

Pan Mi snorted: "You force me while you're drunk, I can't resist you at all!"

Shanks' ears turned red instantly, and he looked embarrassed.

She poured dirty water on him vigorously: "My partners heard the news and wanted to come over to take a look, but you threatened me to cooperate with you, or you would take me to the yard to do it!"

Shanks couldn't say a word for a long time, and after a while, his heart was overwhelmed, and he "thumped" at Pan Mi and knelt down on the ground, lowering his head, looking really ashamed.

Seeing that he believed him, Pan Mi complained vividly, "I said I was injured and couldn't do strenuous exercise, but you ignored me and pressed me to do three hundred...three times! That's right, that's it. Three times! What do you see me doing? Do you want to deny it!?"

"You're still pinching me while you're doing it, your strength is so strong, it's all red, look..."

Speaking of lifting the quilt, the scars on the snowy skin retain a faint cherry red color, as if plum blossoms are sprinkled on the first snow, at first glance, there is a coquettish and strange beauty.There was a "boom" in Shanks's mind, and he almost rushed over, held down her hand, and covered her with a quilt.

His eyes dodged, and it was complicated where Pan Mi couldn't see. He didn't know what to say, "Xixi, then... what..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Shanks pressed Pan Mi's troubled hand, looked at her, "Okay."

But before Pan Mi could be happy, Shanks said seriously, "Your partner is under my care, and Fangyu will be taken over by me from now on. I will visit you every year, and I will burn a lot for you." A lot of paper money."

Pan Mi: "...Huh?"

The red-haired eyes lingered on her face, "Don't you have a few days to live?"

Pan Mi: "..."

Pan Mi raised her brows upside down, "At this moment, shouldn't you beg me not to die? Isn't this basic courtesy!?"

The redhead suddenly realized: "Oh, please don't die, is that so?"

"I..." Pan Mi choked suddenly, her eyes flickered, she hesitated for a while, and then she suddenly regained her confidence, "You don't know, there is an old bad habit in my hometown, no, I mean tradition... ...Well, no matter how seriously ill this person is, there will be a glimmer of hope to turn the crisis into safety..."

Pan Mi's face was stern: "It is, so happy."

Shanks: "..."

"So thanks to you, I don't have to die now, isn't it miraculous?"

"........."

Seeing what Shanks was going to say, Pan Mi quickly pulled out a thermometer from under the quilt, and made him dumb with one sentence, "I got a fever from you rubbing against me last night! You still bullied me and doubted me! ? Or not human?!"

>>>

Shanks resignedly helped up the wardrobe, bookcase and other furniture one by one, and when he touched a deep sword mark on the pear wood table, he pursed his mouth.

He washed the sheets without complaint. There was an obvious flower of blood on the white sheets, and there was a pool of light green liquid traces with residual fragrance. He... couldn't help but glance at the direction of the bed.

After the work is done, he will sweep the floor, pick up glass shards, and take out the trash, like a capable house girl.

There was a bit of a commotion when he came back—he had a broom and dustpan in his hand, so he kicked the door open.

With an ice pack on her forehead, Pan Mi was hugging the quilt and leaning against the head of the bed when a chilly voice said, "What? You seem to be full of resentment."

Shanks was taken aback, turned his head, pursed the corners of his mouth, and put on a cute smile: "How dare I, Mr. Gardener."

【Small Theater 1】

"Ru, Ru Kiln." A Lin squatted on the ground and throbbed in distress.

Pan Mi looked indifferent, she was concerned about another matter: "Don't worry about that, let's string together confessions, if the redhead asks questions tomorrow morning, we have to speak the same voice..."

"..." Alin expressed that he didn't want to use such embarrassing words with her.

Pan Mi tentatively said, "You can make Hongfa pay for these smashed things—"

"What do we say?"

【Small Theater 2】

Shanks, who escaped from the hummingbird scam gang, rowed a boat and returned to the new world.

The sailor who climbed up the mast and held up the binoculars made a careful confirmation, "Oh! The boss is back!"

"Yo, boss!"

"here!"

"Is Miss Gardener all right?"

Shanks jumped onto the bow of the Reid in a few steps. The sailors of the boat collected them. There were many wine bottles scattered on the deck. Shanks found half a bottle of rum and took a few sips of "Glu Gulu". Then he wiped his mouth with his sleeve and handed Beckman the bill from Allin.

"You..." Seeing such a long bill, Beckman subconsciously felt angry.

"The sound of us coming out of sleep." The redhead didn't show any embarrassment.

This sentence calmed Beckman's anger.

Of course, after a brief moment of shock and aphasia, a loud voice from a boatload of people:

"!!!"

"Damn! What did I say!? The boss really sent the cannons thousands of miles away!" Along with the yelling of the pirates frying pans, Jesus Bu shouted loudly.

"Damn it, it looks like the battle is so fierce!!"

"Boss, tell me how you feel, are you happy?"

"Marry back, marry back!!"

…………

The pirates had been making a fuss for quite a while.

After red-haired joked with them a few words, he couldn't help but recall the first time he was cheated by Pan Mi.

The tearful Xixi who was bullied by the ruffian?

Xixi who followed him with "elder brother is long and brother is short"?

In the alley, for as long as 17-year-old Pan Mi beat up the gangsters, Shanks listened for as long as they were separated by a wall.

The next day, Shanks made arrangements to go back to the New World.

Facing the little girl he found after hearing the news, he smiled, "Well. Since I can protect myself well, I can rest assured."

Then he saw that the circles of Pan Mi's eyes were slowly turning red, and tears dripped down her cheeks:

"You know it all?"

"I lied to you, I'm really sorry."

"Yes, being bullied is fake."

"It's because I want to attract your attention and want you to be soft-hearted to me."

"I like you and don't want you to go."

She was crying heartbroken, wiping her tears with the back of her hand while sobbing,

"How to do?"

"Shanks, you must hate me"

"You'll never get along with me again, and you won't care about me, will you?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

Tears fell drop by drop, unable to stop.

He was calmly watching her cry at first, but after a while, he was made hard to soft by her crying, and finally his whole body was directly collapsed by her crying.

"Don't cry, it's my fault, it's my fault."

She was the one who made the mistake, but in the end she had to apologize, it's the way of the world.

He comforted her clumsily for a long time, looked at her red and swollen eyes, and suddenly remembered the phrase "eyes hurt" that the little girl said sluggishly before.

Shanks sighed and sighed, and finally had no choice but to take her hand and choked out, "Let's go to the banquet."

…………

Thinking of this, Shanks, who was sitting on the Reid blowing the sea breeze, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

"What are you laughing at?" Beckman came over,

It's okay not to ask, just ask,

The redhead laughed so hard that his shoulders were trembling, and he thumped the ground, "Ben, Beckman, this is the first time I know that I even chopped down the table when I drank too much hahahahahaha."

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