[Pirates] Push Shanks' 108 Form

Coating, diving, murloc island, new world.

"Oh, I was so angry that I really wanted to beat him up. After staying home for two months, my anger became incoherent and my momentum was gone..." Pan Mi flipped through "Thirty Ways of Romantic Confession", To pursue him in full view..."

This is to mention Pan Mi's bad move of writing herself as the heroine of Gou Xue Xiao Yan on a whim two months ago. While successfully winning the title of "Haenyeo Champion", it also won the strong attention of the general public and attracted countless people's curiosity. Where will the unrequited love of this fateful duck go.

In line with the principle of "a high-ranking actor can't disappoint the audience", and shouldering the task of "becoming a woman of the Four Emperors", Pan Mi went along with the situation and "drive the princess to the new world to show love to the redhead".

How to show love?

For example, she wrote him poems—something she had heard in her previous life, translated into Japanese—on pink letter paper, and then rolled a bouquet of roses and stuffed it into the gun barrel, blasting him past.

Dear Shanks.

Put out my eyes, I can see you;

Plug my ears so I can hear you;

I can walk to you without feet,

I can swear to you without a mouth.

Break my arm, I can hold you,

Use my heart like a hand.

Cover my heart, my brain will throb,

You throw a fire in my brain,

I will carry you in my blood.

Pan Mi thinks that her love letter is very touching, fully expressing her unswerving determination and determination to never regret, but the red-haired pirates generally have a low level of education, and their understanding of this letter——

"..."

"...why do I feel a chill down my back?"

"Is this a threat? This is definitely a threat, right?"

"It's not a threat, is it still poetry recitation?"

>>>

After a few rounds, Pan Mi found that it was obviously not feasible to use paper and pen to tell each other, so what's the use of her unilateral writing?So Pan Mi figured out another way——

At this time, the members on the Princess are as follows: Captain and cook Pamishia, first mate and navigator Alin, sniper and boatman Smith, main combatant Gomi, main combatant Kak, ship doctor Nance, errand boy Jiang Tang and Wei Ni, there is also a chinchilla named Xixi on board --- A Lin's pet.

Even the chinchilla food brought twenty catties, which is enough to prove that the Hummingbird Brigade is ready for a tough battle.

Under the three-color sail, the members of the Hummingbird Pirates gathered at the bow of the ship except for Kak who was in charge of sailing.

"Lightly hit the ground, this is the Yamaha in the op, 200 million Baileys... Check the score again..."

Early in the morning, I saw the Princess ship coming towards the red-haired pirates, and there were quite a few people standing on the deck of the Reid ship. The love and hatred between their captain and the gardener Shecia has long been known. Stance is obviously the rhythm of doing things.

It's good to do things.

With ulterior expectations in their hearts, everyone quit the work at hand and ran to watch the fun together, resulting in a serious uneven distribution of gravity, which almost capsized the boat, and was sternly told by Beckman Drive away more than half.

"Her, what is she holding in her hand?" The redhead rubbed her eyes, then opened them wide again, trying to identify the object in Pan Mi's hand.

Could it be a portable small-caliber rocket launcher?

Jesus Bu explained to him in a difficult way: "It's a big loudspeaker, boss, you forgot, a few years ago, warships often held that thing and shouted at us, advancing the city to welcome you..."

Shanks: "...Why is she here with a trumpet?"

The man with braids was thoughtful: "You don't need a loudspeaker in the sea, do you want to express your love? If you have something to say, just come and say it."

The man in the hat was smarter this time: "The outer circle is still following the CP department, and the gardener will come directly, unless she Qiwuhai doesn't want to be one anymore."

Pan Mi had already noticed the commotion over there, and after watching from a distance, she showed a slightly smug smile and raised the big gray horn.

Under the nervous gaze of all the crew on the Reid,

"Hello? Hey, hey—cough, friends over there, how are you—"

"........."

look at each other.

Lu heartlessly waved the sea king-like flesh and blood in his hand, "Okay!"

Pan Mi gestured behind her.

Nine-year-old Vinny held his flute in his mouth and began to play,

The 11-year-old Jiang Tang is sitting on the piano bench, his fingers fluttering over the black and white keys.

Pan Mi cleared her throat, held up the loudspeaker and started——

"The boy on the opposite side, look over~ look over, look over~~"

"The performance here is wonderful, please don't pretend to ignore it~"

If you want to ask shame?Diu, her personality has been decided long ago, she wants to be a gentle and dignified flower of Gaoling.However, because the object of the trouble was the Four Emperors, the Reid encountered the Princess, which was two-thirds smaller than it, and immediately turned around and sailed in the opposite direction, like a tall man being chased by a little girl.So it was the redhead who lost more face.

Pan Mi's eyes were like a torch: As long as there is a slight possibility of improving her favorability, she will try it.

Anyway, she lost her face as early as when she got on the Reid.

The Red Hair Pirates here,

"........."

"........."

"..."

"Chihahahahahahahahaha"

Everyone recovered from the shock, they couldn't hold back, they all burst into laughter.

"Is this the gardener's new trick? Why do I find it kind of cute?"

"Hahahahaha kids are just kids hahahaha and they're on tour hahahaha"

"I heard that there was a Rumba Pirates 50 years ago hahahaha, they are not bad hahahaha hiccup"

"Jesus asked you to contribute to the fire. Potion, and make some fairy sticks for everyone, let's cheer for it."

"Why don't we also find a trumpet and go with the Hummingbird Brigade?"

Seeing that he successfully made Shanks laugh, the red-haired man thumped the plank of the boat while laughing. Even Beckman, who was usually the coldest, was also smiling, took the cigarette from his mouth, and turned his head away.

When Pan Mi raised her voice, she sang even more vigorously.

Compared to Pan Mi, who is full of spring breeze, Smith, who is playing the ukulele with great interest, and Wei Ni and Jiang Tang, who are looking at Pan Mi with a look of admiration—

In stark contrast:

Gomi shaking his maracas with his eyes empty.

A Lin who broke the jar and knocked on the triangle.

Unbearable, he continued to endure Nance, who was beating the tambourine.

Pan Mi’s goals for this year are still clear:

She wants Shanks.

Although the Princess has been improved, it is a light sailing ship with a very fast speed on the sea, but it still can't stop running away when it sees her. In order to prevent her from boarding, it also set up roadblocks, cut water with swords to artificially rain, and ordered monkeys to throw it around. The Reid of things—

Then follow from afar.

Singing a love song to confess your love is one thing, but it would be best if Shanks sang softly and obediently handed over his favorability.

If not, it would be a turning point to bother him singing.

"You said you were a bit difficult to chase, and you wanted me to retreat..."

Pan Mi's voice is clear and sweet, her eyes are playful, and she sings tenderly——

"You said that you would kill me for two days, and the first wait would be more than a year..."

Pan Mi's tone turned mournful, her eyes accused, and what she sang was called an infatuated absolute——

"AndI~~~will always love you...wili hello? Hello? Gomi, change the battery."

That's right, there are also English songs.

Five times a day, three meals in the morning, lunch and evening, plus afternoon tea and supper, nothing heavy, every day for a few days.She even took out the ship's backup generator and asked Allin and Smith to help her convert the loudspeakers into amplified speakers, so that Shanks could hear it no matter whether he was in the bedroom or the dining room, the deck or the cabin, the storage room or the bathroom. to your own voice.

Every time she takes the stage, she will change her costume.

"This is the rhythm of a new star in the music world." The resting musician on the Reid took out a pen and paper and began to draw the stave frantically. The time is clearly over, but the melody is still circulating in my mind, the gardener is a musical genius delayed by the times."

—— What he said was too long-winded, it was called a brainwashing divine comedy.

A few days later, except for the musician who was still sitting at the stern with great respect and interpreting the staves simultaneously, the rest of the crew had become accustomed to it, and it was right to regard it as the background music and what to do.

Pan Mi, who was ignored, flipped through her song book.

Isn't it too plain? Don't fail to impress the red hair, and even sing him to sleep...

Pan Mi tried her best to recall "Your Anatomy of Pure Love Song"

Then he rolled up his sleeves, stood up, snatched Smith's small guitar, stepped on the chair with one leg, and opened his voice while playing——

【If you cut off your wrist and wrap it around my waist】

【You can't hug other women again】

Smith almost bit his tongue, and quickly flipped through the score: "Sister...wrong, the lyrics are wrong...the next song isn't...isn't my daughter beautiful..."

Alin was also a little dazed: "Shisia, do you still want to chase men..." Then he said to Gomi, "Tell Kak, be prepared to turn around and run away at any time..."

Gomi didn't hear it. She smiled appreciatively and was shaking her legs to the tune.

Alin: "..."

Nance slammed the door of the medical room shut.

Pan Mi is still playing and singing:

【No one will give it, no one will let anyone touch it】

【Once I see you holding hands with others】

【I'll bite off your fingers】

【I won't let you go even if my legs are broken】

【Sew your mouth and just taste the kiss I gave you】

————If love songs don’t work, you have to start verbal teasing and scaring.

The chilly wind blew past on the Reid, everyone was terrified, and their movements froze.

[Help...the melody is so obvious...so hilarious...why the lyrics...]

【Beckman's mother... There is a pervert in the back...】

Beckman was helping the redhead gather information, and after listening for a while, he nodded to Shanks with a poisoned expression on his face: "It's very inspirational."

Shanks: "..."

Pan Mi's [Love Song] offensive is still going on, even if Shanks can stand it, there will always be someone who can't stand it.

If the melody is gentler and the lyrics are gentler, it’s okay, it can still be used as a BGM, but———

Jesus turned over and gritted his teeth on the bed. An extremely cheerful and terrifying sound of "Patients died of fever..." came from the night sky. He put the quilt over his head, and after a while, he suddenly turned over and got up, and put his coat on his body. out the door.

At the moment, Pan Mi is in the watchtower on her own ship, where the terrain is high and her voice spreads widely, so she holds Smith's small guitar in her arms, and howls at the silhouette of the Reid not far away in the night—

The name of the disease is love~~~love~~~love love love love love love

The name of the disease is love~~~love~~~love love love love love love

The name of the disease is love~~~love~~~love love love

A slipper suddenly hit her face.

Under the moonlight, Jesus held a simple slingshot made of mop handles. He was handsome as a silhouette bending his bow and shooting a big eagle. His eyes were sharp and his hairstyle was also sharp. A sandal happened to be missing on his feet.

What will you pay me if I am disfigured like Dorag? ! !

Pan Mi bent over to pick up the shoe, and threw it back at his face viciously!

"If you don't sleep at night, you're looking for smoke!"

"Looks like an African refugee and comes here to teach others!"

At this moment, Pan Mi and Jesus Bu, the enemies recorded in the logbooks of both sides, met again, and they looked at each other coldly and stood fiercely.

"Chi Tong",

Jesus' shoes made a small splash in the sea.

Pan Mi's accuracy is probably enough, but her strength is not enough.

"...Did you do it on purpose?" In this way, a shoe was lost—no, a pair of shoes, and Jesus Bu would never believe that Qiwuhai had no strength to throw the shoe back successfully.

"That's right, you thought I'd throw it back to you? You're so beautiful!" Pan Mi pointed at whatever others pointed at, and she wasn't guilty at all.

"Even if you say that, I've earned it." Jesus Bulla grimaced and laughed, and took the other slipper in his hand, "But I have to keep it and sell it at a high price. After all, I was lucky enough to hit the sea. the face of the Goddess."

Then he walked into the cabin without looking back.

Pan Mi was about to die of anger.

After 5 minutes of drumming in the bow of the boat like a puffer fish, she decided how to treat him.

This time, Pan Mi dragged the microphone to the side of the piano and turned up the volume of the amplifier to the maximum. "Let me tell you a story. The name of the story is 'Ghost Call'..."

At the same time, it is matched with the piano music with a tone like walking in a small alley in the middle of the night-changing the playing method of ordinary light music scores from white keys to black keys can generally achieve this effect.

Half an hour later, the Reid began to howl.

Don't look at the crew members of the Red Hair Pirates who can raise the ground three feet when they fight, and don't hesitate to risk their lives. However, they also have something to be afraid of. There are about three things to ask for a union, One is Beckman, the other is no money, and the third is ghosts.

Pan Mi relied on their boat to outrun her, and she couldn't bear to do it to herself. She dragged Nance, who was born with a cold and gloomy voice, and asked him to split the voice with her, and recorded ghost stories on the phone. Radio drama, and then turn on the loudspeaker and microphone to broadcast it to them in the middle of the night. Watching Nance, who has always kept his expression on the bloody viscera, his face turned from white to green while reading, and the ice in his voice It started to falter, and you can imagine how much the red-haired pirates collapsed, and Jesus Bu, who is afraid of ghosts, collapsed even more. Even after listening to it, he couldn't fall asleep. While hiding in the quilt and shivering, he put himself into the plot and couldn't stop Doubt that there are people in the closet, hands in the mirror, heads in the drawer...

Beckman asked everyone to remove two quilts to make earplugs, but the effect was not too great.

Some people were scared when they heard it, and they couldn't bear to miss the sequel if they were not promising enough to wear earplugs.

Things like Jesus cloth are so easy to use, earplugs can't block his perception of sound at all.

After a few days, they had been tortured so badly that their rest was affected.

At this very moment, they were listening to Pan Mi's excited "Hello? Hello?" sound adjustment with dark circles under their eyes, feeling extremely desperate.

"I can't do it anymore, Ji Ke, please give me some sleeping pills," the bald man sat down in front of the medical room door, looking at the heartless monkey with great envy.

The ship's doctor had already taken sleeping pills and no one woke up.

"Boss, I want to apply for bombardment, let's bombard it." Jesus Bu, who was depressed, walked over using the gun pole as a crutch.

Shanks was drinking wine with a vicissitudes of life, and shook his head violently when he heard the words: "Even if the ship is sunk, do you want to fish people onto the Reid?"

"........."

"Throw the tranquilizer over there." The braided man said, "It should work against the recording snail."

"No," Shanks, who knew Pan Mi's style well, waved his hands again and again, recalling the fear of being dominated by the psychedelic wood,

"If Xixi is reminded, she throws back the aphrodisiac bottle and we are all finished!"

"........."

"Damn, why don't you ask Jesus to aim at the loudspeaker and shoot it, and it will be cleaned up immediately." The black hat collapsed.

Shanks hesitated: "The loudspeaker seems to be placed behind the piano. I heard that the piano is very expensive..."

"..." The people whose proposals were rejected one after another finally came to their senses.

"I just remembered, who caused us to fall into this situation." Huh?

"Isn't it because the boss refuses to give unspoken rules to other girls and deliberately hangs her like this?" No, no, no, it's not what you think...

"The case has been solved. The boss probably discussed it with the gardener. He will not let us sleep and give us dog food." Listen to me, this matter really has nothing to do with me...

"Get out of the way, let me kill him!" Help, I am the captain, I am the captain...

After a while of chicken and dog jumping,

"That's the deal. Since the gardener wants the boss, and the boss has the same meaning, let's tie him up and send him over." Someone suggested.

"Boss, go and make a kiss, everyone will always remember your sacrifice." The pirates approached step by step, rubbing their hands like flies.

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