[Pirates] Push Shanks' 108 Form

"Did you drive drunk or did you take drugs? Why did the little lady's head collapse?!"

It was already early in the morning of the next day, and Smith was heartbroken when he saw the submarine that had sunk into a pothole, "48mm top-grade steel!"

"Well, when I was happy, I drifted in the sea, and the tail flicked on the front teeth of the Sea King Beast."

Pan Mi smiled, took out the pocket money that A Lin had given her and stuffed it into his hand, and then started a vicious three-stroke attack, "Have you attended the class in your schedule? Has your homework been approved? The students applied for a major." Did you get the pile of materials? Go, go."

After deeply hurting Smith for a round, Pan Mi hummed a song to find her first mate.

Also caught up with a breakfast.

"That is to say, our relationship with the Whitebeard Pirates will be in an infinitely sensitive period in the future..." Alin pondered, since the incident has already happened, it will not help to criticize the captain, it is better to think about the next contact Who will do it instead.

but……

"You almost ran into a catastrophe, and you are so happy?!"

Pan Mi smiled even more happily, the corners of her mouth almost reaching her ears, "Not only happy...seriously...I'm so excited!!"

Speaking of this, she couldn't hide her inner ecstasy any longer, handed over the red-haired deed of prostitution, and talked to her happily.

After adding oil and vinegar, the general idea is this:

"The Domineering Captain's Contract Lover"——copywriting: She is the perfect captain in the eyes of the public, and he is a poor, ordinary-looking man with one arm missing.That night, she threw down a contract and ruthlessly destroyed his last hope, "Sleep with me three hundred times, and I'll let you go..."

"I'll go—" Allin dropped his spoon.

"Even I didn't think of it! I did something wrong. Shanks was scolded by me. He was probably stunned by the scolding, but he actually wrote it." She is so awesome, so powerful.

Pan Mi simply explained her journey of heart experience to A Lin:

In six years, the extended timeline can create an illusion that the pressure is not too great for red hair, and it is easier to answer her goal of fishing for big fish with a long line, and six years later, many key figures of the new era will go to sea, the era Ever changing, she doesn't have time to travel back and forth between the South China Sea and the New World so diligently, the time is just right here.

And 300 times, if calculated carefully, the average is 50 times a year, and 4 months a year, about 1 times a month, and the average is 2 to [-] times a week. It is impossible for her to go to bed every month. When I come to him, I stay on the Reid for a few days before leaving, so every time I can save up and be happy... perfect~

Maybe, it won't take six years for her to win the red hair strategy.

"...a good idea," Allin clapped his hands, and then said mercilessly, "but did he write the mortgage installment payment?"

"."

"Haven't you ever thought that he can be dragged to the final dead line, and then pay it off in one go?"

"........."

"No, I can't..." Pan Mi was stunned, "No matter how awesome he is, it's impossible for a day..." The question that the redhead asked before suddenly popped up in his mind, and Pan Mi immediately stared and said no. Out of words.

A Lin stopped eating, and took out his old professional quality, and analyzed with her seriously, "Let's not mention the feasibility issue, it's better if someone dies immediately and spreads out than your reputation when you are assassinated. The red hair is armed... By the way, when you agree to count, who counts?"

Pan Mi said with a dark face, "... Press... mine."

Alin nodded, "Very good, the red hair is armed, and he is more advanced than you. I fought with you on the bed for [-] rounds without any pain. You have such a small body, tsk tsk tsk..."

"...Stop talking, I'm already very sad." Pan Mi's face fell into the shadows.

"And you haven't been able to eat in the past six years? Tell me about you, what's the use of you doing it all the time?!"

"You still say you still say?" Pan Mi lifted A Lin up in grief and indignation, and lightly beat her a few times with empty fists.

>>>

Alin looked at Pan Mi who was overjoyed and sad, and took a rare moment to drag her to listen to the episode Psychology of Love.

Well, a club with Sabo.

Both the boss and the principal came to attend the class, and the female teacher on the podium spoke even more vigorously.

Today's content is【Three Bases of Love】

How to flirt can change from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" how to judge when it is time to "surprise" and kiss her...

After listening to it for a long time, Alin learned to infer other cases from one instance.

"About the IOU, you can test him first," Alin wrote his lines on the paper, "speak sweetly and gently, and say... I went to a furniture store and bought a set of beautiful porcelain tea sets. By the way, What kind of bed do you like?——It is easy to think of other things from the bed——You hint to him, there is a big bed, I like it very much, no matter how you roll it, it will not roll off the ground, and it is very soft ..."

Pan Mi waved her hand domineeringly, "It doesn't count what he said, I have already found a hard guy with multiple functions, passion and fun."

I took out a piece of paper and drew it to share with my first mate:

The iron and copper crafts are full of color, and the two ends of the Gothic bedside iron railing are inlaid with chains and clips, which just fit a pair of shackles.

Of course, Pan Mi at this time never thought that she was a scumbag, and one day she would shoot herself in the foot with a stone.

Alin choked: "..."

Alin shook his head and crossed out what he had written, "Change!...change it to...well, do you like children? Then do you like boys or girls? Boys must be like you. Teach him when the time comes. fencing……"

Pan Mi looked contemptuous, "Damn, he thinks beautifully!"

"You..." A Lin was stunned for a moment, and just about to say something, the phone rang in her hand. She gestured to Pan Mi to wait a moment, and picked up the phone.

Soon, A Lin hung up the phone, and hurriedly stuffed the paper and pen into Pan Mi's arms, "It's a good thing, I'll look for you at night, I have to go to the guild hall to show my face."

Then he pushed a little yellow duck amphibious bicycle from the yard and rode away leisurely.

Pan Mi sat quietly by herself for a while, thought deeply, and felt that what A Lin said was right, she had to test the red hair.

There is a good impression, but you have to figure out whether that guy has feelings for you.When she was Xiaobai, she clearly heard the red-haired pirates discuss that what Shanks likes is a woman with a good figure and gentleness, which is not her own at all.

There was also the sentence [the gardener is too cruel, the boss can't be hard on her] which made her furious.

Pan Mi recalled the phone bug number of the Red Hair Pirates and started dialing.

He was quickly picked up by someone, um, probably Beckman.

The phone bug shouted energetically, "Hello? I'm the handsome Shanks, who's on the opposite side?"

"...I am your creditor."

The phone bug opened its mouth, then shrunk into a ball wearily, and fell silent.

———Since I picked it up by myself, there is no need to talk nonsense.

Pan Mi quickly adjusted her state, cleared her throat, and cut straight to the point, "Shanks, imagine that I am right in front of you now..."

"?"

She said in an extremely soft and gentle tone, "You are sitting on the bed, and I am sitting on your lap, wearing a skirt with thin suspenders..."

The phone snail has changed Shanks' appearance, at this moment, it is sluggishly opening its mouth wide, with a stupid look waiting to eat flies.

A Lin, who is as smart as ever, never dreamed that the captain's way of testing men is actually the legendary way that couples from different places like to play...Knocking bubbles.

"...Your hand reached into my skirt, along my leg, slowly, all the way up..."

Pan Mi spoke more and more fluently, licked her lips, and was about to pant happily, when she finally came to her senses, she hurriedly said, "Xixi, the sea breeze is too strong, I can't hear anything clearly , hang up first."

Just hang up the phone.

"Hey! Wait..."

There was a busy tone from the microphone.

“……………………………………”

"It's so rude!! It's too much!! Playing my old lady!"

Pan Mi was finally convinced that what A Lin said was right, the IOU was just a tactic he was annoyed by her and couldn't come up with. Shanks couldn't even listen to her verbal teasing, and it was impossible for him to obediently give it to her. she fell asleep.

Of course, she didn't think about it at all-the red-haired left hand was broken four years ago to save Luffy, and the red-haired right hand had to hold the receiver when answering the phone.So, as a bloody man, what should he use to relieve his loneliness when he is listening to pornographic calls?

When Ah Lin came back after discussing the business, Pan Mi had already disappeared.

Right now, the Little Lady is being sent to the shipyard for repairs, and in Zhulou Xiaozhuli, people and suitcases have disappeared together.

Leave a note on the table:

【I want revenge on society】

It is impossible to take revenge on society, and there is only one object of her temper.

The cargo ships on Little Bubble Island can only sail in the first half of the great route, but as Qibuhai, they can apply to the world government to directly cross the Red Earth Continent. Pan Mi used this privilege unceremoniously, and came to the new The gray island where countless pirates roam, supply, and carnival in the world.

She plans to snatch a pirate ship, drive to Hongfa's territory, and then slowly find someone.

According to the logic of the novel, if a girl wanders blindly on an empty beach in the middle of the night, an accident will definitely happen.

Or it's the kind of weak and deceitful little white flower who runs out alone in order to relieve her sorrow, and must have a long, spotless gauze skirt and sandals, and is targeted by the bad guys.As for whether someone will be a hero to save the beauty, that depends on whether she is the heroine.

Or it's the kind of force value that is beyond the charts, confidently eating grilled skewers while blowing the sea breeze, and calmly wiping the oil on the lips after encountering sneaky hooligans.Killing a person in ten steps, without any blood staining his body, after 5 minutes, he disdainfully stepped over the corpses all over the ground, leaving only the legend about himself.

Pan Mi was wearing a long skirt and eating skewers. She hadn't weighed the ship's bad luck yet, but a black bullet from beyond the line of sight had hit her accurately, and her whole body was instantly carried away by that huge force. He went out and severely smashed the stone tablet in the square 30 meters away.

Smoke is everywhere.

The opponent is a two-color domineering user, and is a sniper who can't lose to Jesus Bu.

"Cough, bah, bah, bah... I spent nearly [-] points, and ended up exchanging a passive skill!"

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