The entertainment routine on the Reid began on this day, from drinking, boxing, banquets and fighting to onlookers watching the popular adventure series "Journey to the West": the master was captured by the goblin, and the master was taken away by the goblin again .The master was captured by the goblin every day.

Let's pick a random episode first:

nine in the morning:

Pam Mi got up to eat breakfast, with a sandwich in her mouth and a glass in her hand, and she looked around the hall, but she didn't see Shanks.

Outside the cabin door, a figure flashed by.Pan Mi stuffed all the food into her mouth, gulped down a few mouthfuls of milk, and hurried towards the end of the aisle.

Pan Mi shouted: "Shanks!"

The deck was empty, Pan Mi rushed into the captain's cabin and ran out again.

Pan Mi said angrily, "Shanks—!"

There was a flash of people outside the mast of the boat, and the sound of someone's clothes jumping to the ground was heard.

Pam Mi shouted, "Shanks——!!"

Pan Mi hurriedly climbed up the ship's mast, failed several times, and slapped her head, "I forgot I'm a capable person..." Stepping on the vine, she jumped down smoothly, came to the cabin on the bottom floor, and shouted: "Here I'll come out! Otherwise, I'll scold you!"

The room was empty, and the wooden door of the cabinet swayed slightly around the hinge. Pan Mi keenly caught a glimpse of the corner of the black cloak behind the wooden pillar, and said angrily, "Are you hiding again?!"

Nine twenty:

Pan Mi squatted outside the iron gate of the firearms warehouse and began to calmly reason: "Shanks, let's talk about it, what do you dislike about me? Think about it, I am more beautiful than me, and my temperament It must not be as good as me; if you have a better temperament than me, your IQ will definitely not be as high as mine; if your IQ is higher than mine, you will definitely not be as good as me in fighting!"

"The one who fights better than her is definitely not as thick-skinned as her..." Jesus Bu, who was sitting on the side of the boat, complained in a low voice.

Pan Mi heard it sharply, and immediately glared back. Jesus folded his arms lazily and sideways to avoid the attacking plants, but the vines went towards the wine glass next to him, rolled up and ran away, facing the floor and the plants recklessly. The gap between the iron doors splashed.

Jesus said: "You!!"

But right now, I can't compete with her.

Because Pan Mi started to shake Shanks a little, and said grimly, "If you don't come out, I'll pour all your favorite pomelo rum—"

Shanks was fooled by the smell of alcohol, "Wait!"

The moment the door opened, Tiao Luo jumped up, grabbed the red-haired collar, and strangled him to the point where he rolled his eyes.

The redhead struggled and yelled, "Talk! Let's talk!"

09:30:

The redhead had a frank conversation with the gardener, and the two sides fully exchanged views and enhanced their understanding of each other.

The talks were beneficial. Redhead had reservations about a series of requests from the gardener, and the gardener reserved the right to make further reactions.

ten past ten:

Pan Mi: "You are willing!"

Shanks: "I don't want to!"

35:[-]:

"You!!" Shanks broke free from Niaoluo, and amidst the deafening cheers, wiped the drool off his right cheek with the back of his hand in a broken face.

Pan Mi tapped her lips with the tip of her index finger, and said to the pirate watching with a smile, "Ah, I actually kissed you."

The pirates feared that the world would not be chaotic and urged, "Isn't it just a kiss? If you have the ability, you can fight like the boss? Don't you dare? Then don't feed us dog food!"

At eleven o'clock sharp:

Pan Mi stopped for the time being, and went to the kitchen to help prepare lunch for the brothers in a very sister-in-law style. Today, she added two new dishes to everyone's menu --- "Mackerel in Tomato Sauce" and "Spicy Lobster"

At twelve o'clock:

When it was time for lunch, Shanks took the plate handed to him by Pam Mi. The fragrant red dish was poured with thick tomato sauce and paired with the fragrant white rice, which made people want to eat it up now.

Shanks swallowed tangledly, raised his head and asked Pan Mi with pitiful eyes.

"..." Pan Mi understood.

Immediately, she was so angry that she wished she could put the plate directly on his head, "You can eat at ease! I didn't add anything! My drug was used up when Gumengdao was broken!!!"

twelve forty:

Pan Mi was full, and she toasted Shanks with peach juice. In the confusion of Shanks' confusion, and in the momentary quiet atmosphere of the Reid, she said literaryly: "Boss, ten years You can cross the same boat..."

04 30:[-]:

Pan Mi finished her nap, rubbed her eyes, got out of bed and put on her shoes.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shanks lying on the deck basking in the sun to catch his sleep.

"You can enjoy the newspaper covering your face." Pan Mi gave a "tsk" sound and stretched herself.

half stretched,

Wait, what a chance.

He was overturned by the red hair last time, and he must learn a lesson this time, and he must not be allowed to run away.

She checked her attack path again in her mind:

Tiaoluo needs to be fast, and the location of the attack must be accurate. While the red hair is asleep, let go of your vigilance, first wrap the opponent's arms around, and then perform an upright bondage round and round, binding the man firmly within a second.

That's right,

Just a second.

The radish came up suddenly,

The sleeping man lay there carelessly without any response.

That's it! !

When the topmost branches and leaves of the quail were about to touch the man's right arm...

Shanks, who still had his eyes closed, flicked his thumb, and the cold sharp blade jumped out of the scabbard, turning over and throwing his arms as if he was sleeping uncomfortably——

Pan Mi felt a strong force pushing her out, and like a hurricane, she smashed through the wooden mast and fell to the railing on the ship's side.

Pan Mi, who was thrown into a daze, lay on the deck in a daze.

"Enemy attack?! Is there an enemy attack?" from a companion who also took a nap.

"Who broke the boat again? Want to swim to the next island?" It was the boatman.

"I'll go, it seems to be the boss, the boss sent the gardener flying."

Pan Mi swung her arms to prop up her body a little bit from the ground. Feeling the stickiness under her nose, she reached out and wiped it away.

Pan Mi's eyes were a little dazed.

blood.

The nosebleeds were already being punched out, and there was no talk of the overlord trying to force his bow.

Still ten at 04:30:

Shanks, who was awakened, was dumbfounded to know what he had done from the yelling of his companions, quickly got up, and saw Pammy lying motionless on the side of the ship, startled, undecided Let's go over and see, this Xixia's ability to pretend to be dead is first-class and sturdy.

Shanks looked at the cadres: "Aren't you going to help her?"

"Hey, boss, we didn't hit it."

Pan Mi had a nosebleed, and she was still in a prone position. After a while, a small puddle was stained on the light yellow boat plank. If you don't agree to being his wife, wait until you pick up the soap!

Fourteen thirty-two:

Shanks thought that Pan Mi was really fainted, his expression changed from serious to worried, from worried to panicked, and finally ran over from the bow, bent over in a panic to touch the blood vessels on the side of Pan Mi's neck, and was immediately caught firmly. hug:

"you are done!"

Shanks knew he had hit the trick, so he turned around and wanted to run, but Pan Mi hugged one of his legs. He struggled hard and couldn't push it off. tightly entangled.

Fourteen thirty-two:

The two walked on three legs, followed by the pirates' pained smiles, and staggered into the infirmary. Pan Mi took out a can of medical cotton balls and stuffed them into her nose, then poured some alcohol Wipe the blood off his face.

The dizziness from being thrown has not yet passed, and she was a little wobbly when looking at things. She threw the cotton ball that turned pink after rubbing her face into the tray, lit it with a lighter with an ugly face, and then looked at Shank gloomyly. s.

Shanks rubbed his nose, and said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Fourteen forty:

Pan Mi panicked that she was dizzy, and dragged Shanks to the bedside by the vine, asking him to accompany the bed nurse to pay for her sins.

In fact, the idea is: try to see if Shanks can't help being tempted by his quiet and soft sleeping face like a water lily in a dark river.

As a result, she fell asleep again after closing her eyes. She vaguely felt that Shanks was untying the knot of the vine, woke up a little, and grabbed his hand away.

After sleeping for a while, Shanks sneakily continued to explain. Pam Mi slapped the back of his hand hard, which made her palm hurt. She immediately got angry from her heart, closed her eyes and cursed: "If you are tired from sitting, you can Lie down, want to run? No way!"

fifteen twenty:

Shanks sat on the chair with his head drooping, and fell asleep bored. Due to the problem of his sleeping position, he drooled while sleeping, and suddenly felt that a certain part of himself was pinched indiscriminately.

"!!!"

Then he opened his eyes suddenly and saw Pan Mi who was close at hand leaning forward, and fled through the window reflexively.

The two men tied their right hands with their left hands and their right feet with their left feet, and the vines tied the corners of their clothes firmly.

The moment Shanks landed on the side of the ship, he finally realized something was wrong...

"Damn it!! Shanks, what are you doing?!" Pan Mi yelled in a panic, her feet didn't touch the ground, and she leaned back. The two were still tightly tied together at this moment—only two "plops" were heard.

Pam Mi and Shanks fell into the sea together.

05 30:[-]:

Pan Mi went into the bathroom to take a shower and change clothes, dripping all over her body.

Sixteen o'clock sharp:

Pan Mi took out a pair of scissors and cut off the red bed sheet that she newly bought with the effect of "happy bed".

Seventeen o'clock sharp:

dinner time.Pan Mi sat next to Fei Li with the plate in her arms, and put half of the rice and meat on his plate.

"Xiaobai, no, Miss Gardener," Fei Li was flattered, "If I don't have enough, you can go to the kitchen to ask for more, you will be hungry at night if you eat so much..."

Pan Mi rubbed his hair, "That's right, I want to borrow your room after dinner..."

Feili froze for a moment, nodded: "Yes." Then he said a little coyly: "If you want to move back, I will..." Two red circles appeared on the face halfway through.

"What are you thinking?!" Pan Mi slapped him on the top of the head, "You can't come in when I borrow it!"

Feili covered his head with two tears in his mouth, "Okay, no problem."

seventeen forty:

Pan Mi disappeared in a sneaky manner.

Twenty five minutes past:

After the banquet that night, Shanks poked his head open the door and found that there was no one there, so he went in to wash in peace.

As for why Pam Mi wasn't in the room waiting to attack him——her behavior was always unexpected and unpredictable, Shanks didn't care. Footsteps, you don't need to know who it is.

Now Shanks is a little strange, although I don't know why she knocked on the door.Still walked over and squeaked and pushed the door open. After seeing the costume of the person coming, Shanks staggered and almost sprained his feet on the spot, and almost swallowed the mouthwash in his mouth——

Again,

And compared to the original formula, it has also been upgraded.

I saw that Pan Mi was wearing a small red suspender on her upper body, and her lower body was a skirt with double sides and high slits of the same color. If Shanks still had memory, he would recognize this outfit and the red skirt dancer Modari whom he had casually praised Very similar.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang, Pan Mi spun in, dancing a refreshing belly dance.

Although it was not one or two sizes worse than the dancer's 34H, the unconcealable smooth skin and exquisite curves still managed to scare the redhead into a panic and flee behind the chair.

"Hmph~~ Shanks, I just remembered why you are not attracted~ If you like this tone, you should have said it earlier~~"

Shanks didn't dare to speak at all, and peeked at the door and window frame to study the escape route, but suddenly thought of something, Shanks' face collapsed, and he didn't dare to run again.

Pan Mi narrowed her eyes, pressed her every step, and her smile trembled wildly: "Hahahaha, I guessed it right, you really like the temptation of this style of uniform hahahaha..."

Shanks leaned his back against the corner, his hands and heart itching even more, he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence:

"...Don't be like this, that... I'm not going to talk to..."

"What are you going to prepare? I bought three scented ointments, and family planning..."

"I'm not saying this..."

"I also bought loose whips and low-temperature candles~~~"

The little bully had a face full of blood, and rushed towards the shivering Shanks.

"Wow! Don't come here, you, don't do this, I'm going to call someone!"

"You scream, you scream, you scream and no one comes to save you~~ You just obediently obey me~~~~"

Twenty forty:

The two of them were chasing and scrambling around in the small houseboat, Pan Mi moved more and more slowly, and then panting and squatting down on the chair, her face was flushed and sweaty from exhaustion, only then did she realize the danger of Shanks sneaking up on her Carefully.

Seeing that she stopped chasing, Shanks breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't run away, and even made a grimace triumphantly, "I said, Xixi, is that what you're capable of?"

Although the words were provocative and the tone was harsh, this sentence sounded strangely intimate.

Pan Mi hooked a water glass with fenugreek, drank a few sips, then walked into the bathroom exhausted, and said harshly before closing the door: "Shanks, wait and see! I will fuck you sooner or later. !"

The author has something to say: The little angels are so enthusiastic, and the content of the message is so cute~ [Silly joy holding a mobile phone]

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