The days when I lived with Zhao Yun
In Chapter 52, Louchen stopped Qin Xiaolou and said, "You really know how to recite?"
In the rush.He was secretly surprised, and quickly let go of his hand.
Zhao Yun withdrew his hand, looked at Lu Yiting and said with a smile: "Then see you later."
Watching the two of them get on the elevator, Lu Yiting couldn't help rubbing his palms, cursing to himself, "Beasts, you have such great strength."
After returning to the apartment, although the night was already dark, he did not see Louchen.Zhao Yun felt strange, and so did Qin Xiaolou.After searching around, I finally saw a note on the table in the living room. It was neatly written in traditional Chinese characters: I will go out for a tour, and I will return after half a month. The matter of Yaoshi will be discussed after New Year's Day.General Shen takes care of his body, little fat man pays attention to losing weight, Da Zhuang just let him go.
"The stinking Taoist's handwriting is not bad." Qin Xiaolou threw down the note and lay heavily on the sofa.Louchen didn't come back, neither did Chen Mingzhuang. The sudden world of two people made Qin Xiaolou feel a kind of excitement from the bottom of his heart.
Qin Xiaolou took out all the things in the refrigerator that he was reluctant to eat on weekdays, went to the kitchen to fetch fruits, and set up a full coffee table.
Zhao Yun turned on the TV, looked at the dazzling array of food on the table, and said with a smile, "Your master made you lose weight."
"Don't care about him, his aesthetics is not as authentic as yours." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, he picked up a bunch of grapes and sat beside Zhao Yun.
While Qin Xiaolou was eating grapes beautifully while brewing those sweet words in his heart, there was a knock on the door.
Qin Xiaolou yelled unluckily, and walked towards the hall rather reluctantly.When she opened the iron gate and saw Chen Mingzhuang, she suddenly felt uncomfortable again. She frowned deeply and said, "Why are you back?"
"Why can't I come back? Not only did I come back, but I also brought my girlfriend back." Chen Mingzhuang said excitedly.
At this time, a woman with thick ink and color suddenly flashed out from the door.
Suddenly seeing the woman with smoky makeup in front of him, Qin Xiaolou was startled.She wanted to say "Ghost," but didn't.
"You are the Qin Xiaolou that Dazhuang said."
Qin Xiaolou, who was still in shock, froze for a moment, squeezed out a little smile and said, "Yes, I am."
"Hurry up and invite us in, you don't know it's cold outside." Chen Mingzhuang said with some reproach, and then dragged his girlfriend into the room.
After closing the door, Qin Xiaolou remembered that the foreign goods she had hidden in the refrigerator were still on the table, but seeing that it was too late, she was suddenly a little annoyed at Chen Mingzhuang's return.
Chen Mingzhuang introduced the woman with smoky makeup to Zhao Yun, then sat down together, looked at the table full of food, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said to his girlfriend: "How about it, I'll just say Xiaolou You won't dislike us, and you have prepared so many delicious food."
The woman smiled and said, "Is it a little disturbing for us to do this..."
"Don't bother, don't bother." Chen Mingzhuang hurriedly explained: "Xiaolou is not that kind of stingy person." Chen Dazhuang picked up a piece of pudding from the seat and handed it to his girlfriend, saying: "Try Try this."
Although Qin Xiaolou was annoyed in his heart, he didn't dare to show it too much, so he sat beside Zhao Yun in a fit of anger.
Zhao Yun glanced at her, smiled and said, "Watch TV, this episode is quite funny."
How could Qin Xiaolou be in the mood to watch TV? While looking at the snacks on the table, he glanced at Chen Mingzhuang and his girlfriend with contempt in his eyes.
When eating was a mess, Chen Mingzhuang wiped his mouth and said: "I forgot to tell you my girlfriend's name, she is Ruyan."
At this moment, Ruyan laughed too much and said hello: "If so, the smoke of fireworks."
Thinking of the smoky makeup on his face, Qin Xiaolou couldn't help laughing in his heart and said: such a Fengchen's name is really appropriate.However, she will obviously give Chen Mingzhuang a face, even though it is an unforgivable crime to eat her treasures, Qin Xiaolou still pretended to let go of the burden, smiled and said: "Sister Ruyan is good."
Zhao Yun on the side also turned his head and said with a smile, "Ruyan is good."
Qin Xiaolou immediately looked at Zhao Yun and said, "Let's watch your TV."
"This sister Ruyan is that..." Qin Xiaolou suddenly thought of the woman who once took care of Chen Mingzhuang.
Chen Mingzhuang immediately stopped the conversation and said: "No, no, Ruyan and I have only known each other for two days. The original one broke up long ago."
"We broke up, why?" Although Qin Xiaolou expected that Chen Mingzhuang and the person who took care of him were destined to break up, he still asked pretending to be surprised.She wanted to hang on to this topic and not let go, she wanted to expose Chen Mingzhuang's scars in front of Ruyan, which could be regarded as an instant revenge.
Unexpectedly, Chen Mingzhuang said lightly: "The outlook on life is too different, breaking up is inevitable."
"Fuck, do you still have an outlook on life?"
"Why don't I have one? What I want is to live a peaceful and happy life, but what she thinks is about feasting, drinking, and money. It's really too bad."
"To put it bluntly, she needs a lot of money, but you are poor." Qin Xiaolou said sharply.
Chen Mingzhuang gave her a white look, "You can say that, but I don't think money is the measure of everything—especially at this stage when I have no money, you can't use money to measure me, it's not fair .Ruyan is very good, she has never minded these things."
After Chen Mingzhuang finished speaking, he put his hands on Ruyan's shoulders, and smiled sweetly.
"You really don't mind?" Qin Xiaolou looked at Ruyan and said.
"Uh, we're just playing around now, not serious." Ru Yan said with a smile.
Qin Xiaolou laughed immediately after hearing this: "Sister is using our Dazhuang as an experiment!"
"It can't be called an experiment, it's an experience of life." Ruyan smiled and said with an extremely uncoordinated shyness.
Chen Mingzhuang on the side stared at this and then at that, and said a little unhappy: "Let's not talk about this anymore, come on, play mahjong." After speaking, he yelled at Zhao Yun again: "Zhao Yun General, come to play mahjong."
Zhao Yun hesitated for a moment and did not move.
Chen Mingzhuang walked over, pulled Zhao Yun up and said, "Let's go play mahjong, it's much more interesting than playing cards."
Qin Xiaolou has a natural love for mahjong, and this love has already started from the time he was in primary school.At that time, no matter in summer vacation or winter vacation, she liked to play a few laps.In her opinion, if there is any holiday where the card of thirteen is not drawn once, then that holiday is considered a failed holiday.
With the sound of rubbing numbness, the relationship between several people became harmonious again.
Chapter 63
Even though Ruyan's name is a bit dusty, and even though Ruyan's dress is a little different, it doesn't look so vulgar when chatting.Although Qin Xiaolou had never met the woman who had taken care of Chen Mingzhuang, she could feel that that woman should not be as good as this one - this could be seen from Chen Mingzhuang's expression.Thinking about Chen Mingzhuang's taste and his so-called half-month shelf life for women, Qin Xiaolou suddenly felt that his former friend was a little messed up.But this is their life, who can control so much.
One lap, two laps, three laps... Although it was Zhao Yun's first time playing mahjong, his luck was as strong as when he played mahjong.Once, after Zhao Yun touched a card, he quietly asked Qin Xiaolou beside him: "Xiaolou, take a look, have I made a deal?"
Qin Xiaolou tilted his neck and looked, startled, "Fuck, isn't this the legendary 'Seven Stars Don't Rely'?!"
Several pairs of eyes were cast over, and surprise overflowed.Ru Yan said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's just playing with melon seeds. If this is playing with money, we will go bankrupt."
At 11 o'clock in the evening, Zhao Yun looked up at the clock hanging on the wall, then looked at Chen Mingzhuang and said, "Dazhuang, it's getting so late, don't you want to send Miss Ruyan back?"
"Her." Chen Mingzhuang glanced at Ru Yan again and said with a smile, "I will live here tonight."
Qin Xiaolou's eyes widened suddenly, "You mean you two people who just met for two days plan to live in my house?"
"Otherwise? You let us sleep on the street!"
"Ruyan doesn't have a house in the city?" Xiaolou asked.
"No, I'm also from another place."
"The house price is so high that we can't afford it unless we win the first prize." Chen Mingzhuang said, "So, we just want to stay here for one night. When the boss pays his salary in the future, we will move out .Not for long, not for long."
"You mean to live until the boss pays his salary?"
"Of course, the boss doesn't pay wages, so what money should I get to rent a house? I asked you for it, but you didn't have it either." Chen Mingzhuang said.
"You are really a piece of dog skin plaster that can't be torn off." Qin Xiaolou complained.
"Let's continue playing mahjong. A good night is worth a thousand dollars." After Chen Mingzhuang finished speaking, he started playing mahjong again.
"Da Zhuang, you two can go to sleep in my room, I can sleep on the sofa in the living room." Zhao Yunqian resigned.
"Brother Zilong, you are now recovering from your injuries, so you can't sleep on the sofa." Qin Xiaolou said dissatisfied.
"Then let General Zhao sleep in your room." Chen Mingzhuang jokingly said.
"No, brother Zilong still wants to sleep in his room. Sister Ruyan, come and sleep with me." Qin Xiaolou thought for a while and said.
"That won't work." Chen Mingzhuang was the first to stand up to object, "Qin Xiaolou, what do you mean, they are a good couple, you insist on breaking them up!"
"I don't want to break you up, I'll just arrange accommodation. If you have activities, you can do whatever you want when we go out tomorrow."
Ruyan looked at Chen Mingzhuang and said: "Mingzhuang, it's okay, I think Xiaolou also has good intentions."
"That doesn't work either. We agreed not to separate. How come we can say we should separate when we go to bed?" Chen Mingzhuang said dissatisfiedly, and then whispered in Ruyan's ear: "Xiaolou snores at night. , like a pig, you must never sleep with her."
Ru Yan smiled.
Qin Xiaolou picked up a red sheet from the table and threw it at Chen Mingzhuang's head.
Chen Mingzhuang had already raised his hands to prepare himself. He looked at Zhao Yun with a playful smile and said, "Thank you, General Zhao, for your success. You are much better than Xiaolou."
When it was time to go to bed, Qin Xiaolou wanted Zhao Yun to sleep in his own room, but Zhao Yun said it was a woman's boudoir.
Qin Xiaolou was helpless when he saw it.
Not long after the lights were turned off, the voices of Chen Mingzhuang and Ruyan having sex came from the back room, with a few sounds mixed in from time to time.
Qin Xiaolou immediately couldn't bear it anymore, she turned on the light, got out of bed angrily, and knocked on the door with the sword.
Ruyan came to open the door wrapped in a sheet, her face was flushed, she pulled the sheet with one hand, and the doorknob with the other. When she saw Qin Xiaolou holding a sword, she was startled at first, then smiled and said, "So it's Xiaolou!" .”
Qin Xiaolou saw that it was like smoke, and he was embarrassed to get angry, so he said: "Be quiet on your bed, the old man downstairs is nervous, be careful, he will call the police."
"Well, I see, thank you Xiaolou." Ru Yan said with a smile.
"Ruyan, don't bother with her, come quickly." Chen Mingzhuang in the room said anxiously.
Qin Xiaolou suddenly stuck his head through the crack of the door, and said to Chen Mingzhuang who was on the bed: "When you finish serving sister Ruyan, I will definitely eunuch you."
"Xiaolou, don't be like this, Dazhuang's passion is quite enough." Ruyan said with an uncoordinated shyness.
"Then play, I'm going to sleep." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, she walked into the living room and took a look. Seeing that Zhao Yun's breathing was calm, and he didn't seem to be disturbed by anything, she raised her heart for her brother Zilong. big sow.
Qin Xiaolou tiptoed back to his room.
After a while, the movement next door became louder again.Qin Xiaolou was furious immediately, she picked up the sword and knocked on the door again, this time it was Chen Mingzhuang who opened the door.
Qin Xiaolou said angrily, "Are you trying to bring down the whole building?"
Chen Mingzhuang also had a look of anger, "As soon as you arrive at □□, you come to stir up trouble, you just lie on your bed and enjoy it, won't it be over?"
"Enjoy your fart, it's been so long, what are you still holding on to, have you taken medicine?!"
"You just eat radish salty and worry about it. Let's go, it will be fine in a while." Chen Mingzhuang was about to close the door after speaking.
"Didn't your mother say you had premature ejaculation? What secret recipe cured you?"
"Do you tube."
"Quick battle and quick decision. If there is any disturbance again, be careful and I will kill you." Qin Xiaolou drew out his sword and made a gesture, and a cold light flew past Chen Mingzhuang's eyes.
Chen Mingzhuang was startled, turned around hastily, lifted the blanket on his body and glanced inside, then looked at Qin Xiaolou angrily and said, "Qin Xiaolou, I hate you."
With a slamming door, Qin Xiaolou smiled in the dark and returned to his room.
The night was so quiet.
Qin Xiaolou fell asleep beautifully.At night, she dreamed that she was sitting in a bridal sedan chair, walking tremblingly through the streets and alleys amidst the blowing and beating.Until she woke up in the morning, she just kept walking around in the sedan chair in that dream.She didn't know who she was going to marry, and of course she didn't know which door the sedan chair would stop at.
When she woke up, she was reluctant to get up.She lay on the bed like a lazy cat, with her eyes open, looking at the ceiling, not knowing whether she was in love with that bed or that dream.
It took an unknown amount of time before Qin Xiaolou made up his mind to get up.
Qin Xiaolou, with her disheveled hair, saw that the bedroom in Chen Mingzhuang was open. She came to the living room again, and saw Zhao Yunzhen sitting there reading a book, so she greeted Zhao Yun and said, "Brother Zilong, morning!" .”
Zhao Yun raised his head, pursed his lips and smiled: "Morning Xiaolou."
"They've all gone?"
"Oh, you mean Dazhuang and the others. After leaving, he asked me to leave a message for you."
"What?"
"He said you were such a nuisance."
Qin Xiaolou suddenly laughed triumphantly: "It deserves it, who made him mess around at night, so that others can't sleep well."
"Xiaolou, you are really good at it. You can also mess with other people's housework." Zhao Yun said with a smile.
"Is this what Da Zhuang told you?"
"No, I was in the hall last night, and I know all the movements."
"Oh——" Qin Xiaolou pretended to have suddenly realized with a smile and said, "Are you tempted by their mediocre things?"
"no!"
"Say it again." Qin Xiaolou came to Zhao Yun with a charming smile, put his hand on Zhao Yun's shoulder and said, "People are making upheavals there, but you say that you are calm, and ghosts will believe you! Brother Zilong, are you No, I also want to..."
Zhao Yun suddenly became nervous at this moment, "No, I don't. I just said that I have enough concentration, and those chaotic voices can't disturb me."
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you have it. People, it's not iron bumps." Qin Xiaolou turned and walked away after finishing speaking, "I'm going to wash my face, let's go out for a while, today is Christmas!"
When Qin Xiaolou took Zhao Yun out of the house, Zhao Yun said, "Where are you going today?"
"Today is Christmas, so it should be fun. It's a pity that the girl has no money now, why don't we sell the boss's old Santana?" Qin Xiaolou looked at the old car parked downstairs and drove away again. Made a crooked idea.
"This car is still usable!"
"It works, but it doesn't work. Neither of us can drive. This car is a pile of scrap iron to us."
"How can I learn to drive?"
"I have to go to a driving school, but it costs several thousand dollars."
"Last time I saw a poisonous snake driving, you let him take me, I want to learn how to drive."
Qin Xiaolou looked at Zhao Yun and laughed immediately: "You mean you want to learn to drive?"
"I'm serious, it will be convenient if you learn how to drive." Zhao Yun said seriously.
"It's also a good idea. I'll help Lila to teach us how to drive. You can travel all over the world with a car. Haha, Brother Zilong is really amazing."
"I'm also very curious about how this thing moves without any effort."
"Okay, then I won't take you to those free playgrounds. I'll go to the boss now and ask someone to teach us how to drive."
An hour later, the Viper arrived in that Iveco.
Seeing that it was a poisonous snake, Qin Xiaolou greeted him with a smile and said, "Big Brother Poisonous Snake, let's work hard for another night."
"It's like this every day, and the whole person is wilting." The poisonous snake seemed very dissatisfied with the current work arrangement.
"You go home first and have a good rest for a day, just come to anyone who can drive."
"It's okay, I admire heroes, and I'm willing to be your guide." Viper said quite boldly.
"Then it's time for Brother Venomous Snake, I do like cars a little bit." Zhao Yun said with a salute.
"You're welcome, General Zhao. Learning to drive is easy. Let's go to the outskirts of the city to find a spacious place to play and learn from me. I promise you can learn it in one day, drive on the road in two days, and drive around in three days." world."
"Brother Viper is mighty." Qin Xiaolou said happily.
Chapter 64
In the abandoned farm on the outskirts of the city, an empty courtyard looks flat, but it is full of potholes when walking up.The poisonous snake got out of the car, lit a cigarette casually, and said with a smile: "It used to be a place for raising pigs. A few years ago, the price of pigs plummeted, and the boss quit. I think this place is run-down, but it's also quite empty. It’s just right for driving or field fighting.”
"We're just learning how to drive, field battles...it's not ready yet," Qin Xiaolou said.
"I'm just kidding, you really dare to go down the slope. Chief Qin, don't you want to jump into any pit, okay? Be careful that you will be buried in the future."
"Venomous snakes are not kind."
"Snake, even though its head is small, it still has some brains. And now it's time for the snake to shed its skin. It's true and false. Now, stop talking so much nonsense. Anyone who wants to drive should sit in the driver's seat."
"Brother Zilong, you should come."
"Okay, I'll do it!" Zhao Yun said and took the driver's seat.
The poisonous snake became the co-pilot, and Qin Xiaolou became the back row.
"Let's talk about basic common sense first, this is the brake, this is the accelerator, this is the clutch..." "Don't move that, that's the wiper, turn off that, that's the high beam..."
With a burst of exclamation, the car started slowly.
"Hold the steering wheel tightly, turn around when there is a bend, and drive straight when there is no turn, SOEASY." The poisonous snake said with a smile.
Zhao Yun has a strong sense of perception and a good sense of direction, and he can drive easily.Although the speed of the car is only about [-] miles, the ease of driving the car is still unbelievable in Qin Xiaolou's eyes. She jumped excitedly on the back seat and said, "Brother Zilong, are you born to drive?" !"
Zhao Yun's eyes were all focused on the road in front of the car, so he was a little deaf to Qin Xiaolou's praise.
On the contrary, Poisonous Snake smiled and said: "I am a veteran of horseback riding, and my sense of direction is absolutely invincible. With this foundation, if you play tricks and just give the accelerator, driving is as easy as eating noodles."
"I'll play around later." Qin Xiaolou gained a lot of confidence from Zhao Yun.She used to think that it was such a complicated thing to control such a steel body, but now it seemed that the original difficulties imagined out of thin air were overthrown in an instant.Thinking of this, she began to gear up, as if she couldn't wait.Since Zhao Yun, a person from 2000 years ago, can play so easily, then of course, she, Qin Xiaolou, will have no problem.
Half an hour later, Zhao Yun braked the car with ease, and walked down with a relaxed expression.He was obviously quite satisfied with his performance.
"It's my turn." Qin Xiaolou said excitedly, and then jumped into the driver's seat.
Release the handbrake, put the car in gear, let go of the clutch, and the car suddenly dies.
The poisonous snake frowned, "Master Qin, release the clutch more slowly."
The car started again, seeing the car he was driving finally running, Qin Xiaolou let go of his nervous heart.But seeing that the car was about to hit the courtyard wall, she suddenly panicked, "Damn...did...did...quick...quick...it's going to hit the wall."
Zhao Yun, who was sitting in the back, looked at it and hurriedly said, "Xiaolou, turn around and turn the steering wheel."
Viper opened his eyes, hurriedly grabbed the steering wheel and turned a corner, then pulled the handbrake, "Turn."
Seeing the car stop, Qin Xiaolou said in shock, "My hand suddenly went numb, and I can't control it anymore."
"No talent." The poisonous snake sighed, "Go on."
Qin Xiaolou did two dry-washing movements to relieve his nervousness, and then said with a long breath: "Let's go!"
The car started slowly again, and suddenly the car was extinguished again.
"Come again."
The car started slowly again, but Zhao Yun who was sitting in the back was worried about Qin Xiaolou again.
Fortunately, the start was good this time, although it was fast and slow when running at low speed, it was considered just enough.Although the speed of the car was only a dozen miles, Qin Xiaolou was completely immersed in the novelty of driving this huge monster.
After 10 minutes, the car stopped.Qin Xiaolou wiped the sweat from his brow and smiled slightly.
"The small building is well opened." Zhao Yun praised.
The poisonous snake said from the side: "Master Qin, you are too nervous when driving. This is not good, and it is easy to cause accidents. But it is the first time you can drive like this, it is not bad." The poisonous snake looked at Zhao Yun and said, "Zhao Yun General, it's your turn."
After Zhao Yun sat down, he had just started the car.The poisonous snake lazily turned its head to look at Qin Xiaolou behind him and said, "Master Qin, come and sit with me, and I'll lie down at the back. I'm sleepy."
"Oh, come on then." Qin Xiaolou said and got out of the car.
"If you see something wrong with General Zhao, just pull the handbrake all the way." After the Viper finished speaking, he fell asleep in the back row.
Qin Xiaolou looked back at the poisonous snake, and said to Zhao Yun, "Brother Zilong, let's go.
"En." Accompanied by the diligent sound of the motor, Zhao Yun started to drive again as if he was familiar with it.
"Brother Zilong is really better than me, so he'll do it right away." Qin Xiaolou said exaggeratedly.
"I'm just curious about this thing. I didn't expect..." Zhao Yun took the steering wheel and turned a corner, and then said, "I didn't expect it to be so simple. You modern people are really amazing, and it's great to be able to drive a car. Happiness."
"In the future, I will ask the boss to buy a MINI, and you can drive the car back to show off."
"And what about my horse?"
"Just put it in my house for farming."
"That's a war horse."
"I can't be tired, otherwise, let your war horse sit in the co-pilot and go back together." Qin Xiaolou laughed when he said this.
Zhao Yun smiled faintly, his eyes never leaving the road ahead.
Ten minutes later, Zhao Yun asked, "Xiaolou, it's your turn to drive."
Qin Xiaolou waved his hand without hesitation: "Both of us drive the same way, so let's stick to you first. I still have a lifetime to learn how to drive. When you learn it, I will have a car."
"I don't think it's interesting to drive in this big yard," Zhao Yun said.
Qin Xiaolou looked at the snoring poisonous snake in the back row, "Then let's go out and run on the road outside."
"Okay!" Zhao Yun turned the wheel of the car and turned out of the farm.
Seeing a long stretch of straight dirt road in front of him, Qin Xiaolou was full of excitement, "YEAH, we are on our way. GO, GO, GO."
Zhao Yun glanced at Qin Xiaolou, stepped on the gas slightly, and put it into first gear, and the car went faster.
Seeing that the speed under the pointer of the speedometer continued to increase, and when it was about to reach sixty, Qin Xiaolou suddenly became nervous again, "Brother Zilong, slow down."
The car slowed down a bit quickly.
"Ditch! Ditch! Ditch!" Qin Xiaolou yelled in panic when he saw a canal on the road ahead.
Zhao Yun glanced at her, and suddenly accelerated the accelerator again.
"Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! Brother Zilong!"
"I know, it's accelerating."
"I'm talking about ditch..."
With a violent crash, the car got stuck on the edge of the canal—broke down.
The Viper, who was sleeping soundly on the rear seat, turned over and rolled from the seat to his feet—waking up.
"Brother Zilong, I said there is a ditch!" Qin Xiaolou said with a mournful face.
"I thought you were talking about the GOGOGO who needs to work hard." Zhao Yun said with a smile.
The poisonous snake rubbed the armrest of the chair and got up, rubbed his forehead in pain, looked out of the window with resentment, then looked at Zhao Yun and said, "General Zhao, where are we?"
"Oh, I don't think it's interesting to drive in the yard, so I drove the car out, and now the car hit the ditch and put out the fire." After Zhao Yun finished speaking, he got out of the car and went to check the car's condition.
"It's my fault." Qin Xiaolou got out of the car after speaking.
The poisonous snake jumped out of the car, looked at Qin Xiaolou and complained: "General Zhao is definitely very talented in driving. I didn't expect that he was taken into the ditch by you."
Qin Xiaolou felt that he was in the wrong and didn't say a word.
"Actually, I should be blamed for this. After all, I drive. I was chatting with Xiaolouzi, and I didn't notice that there was such a canal." Zhao Yun explained.
"It's okay, it's normal to break down when driving. And this car is from Beicheng, so we don't need to feel sorry for it." After the poisonous snake finished speaking, he looked at the chassis of the car, then found a few stones and weighed them into the ditch and said, "I'm going to drive. , You push it from behind and get out."
The car quickly drove out of the dry canal. The poisonous snake stopped the car and said to Zhao Yun: "General Zhao, let's practice here today. You can drive this car back."
Qin Xiaolou said in surprise, "Brother Zilong doesn't have a driver's license yet."
The poisonous snake smiled and said: "If you don't have it, you don't have it. After all, the chance of finding you is very small. And if it is found, if the traffic police dare not let the car go, we will let him forget the car."
"Yes, this car is not ours anyway." Qin Xiaolou said with a smile.
Under the command of the poisonous snake, Zhao Yun actually drove the Iveco back, but the destination was not the apartment, but Hechun Garden.
Although he almost bumped into a flower bed while parking the car, the poisonous snake got out of the car and said without hesitation, "Tonight, General Zhao can go racing on the street."
After a full meal, Zhao Yun drove back to the apartment.
The poisonous snake said: "This Iveco is still easy to drive, so I will leave it to you to play with. I will drive away the boss's broken car. If you still want to practice driving, I will come back tomorrow."
"Then I will trouble Brother Viper to come back tomorrow." Zhao Yun said.
"You're welcome, you're welcome, it's my honor." After the snake finished speaking, it walked towards the Santana.
Chapter 65
Opening the door of the apartment, Qin Xiaolou suddenly heard the familiar sound of sex again.She shouted angrily towards the bedroom: "Chen Mingzhuang, come out!"
"Wait a minute." Chen Mingzhuang's voice came from the back room.
Qin Xiaolou picked up the long @ gun from the corner, knocked on the door with the handle of the gun and said, "Come out quickly."
Zhao Yun was a little at a loss, and walked to the window, pretending to look at the scenery outside the window.
After a while, Chen Mingzhuang came out with his pants up.He looked at Qin Xiaolou and frowned and said, "It's broad daylight, why are you back now?"
"My home, why can't I come back." Qin Xiaolou said dissatisfied.
"That's not what you mean. Last night, you thought we were noisy. We thought about it and changed it to daytime, but now you come back so early. Can't you leave a way out for others?"
"You won't go to the hotel to open a room?"
"I don't have any money!"
"If you don't have money, just ruin my house. You should move out quickly. Get yourself a room and play as you want." Qin Xiaolou said impatiently.
"What's so great about you. Tell you, Qin Xiaolou, I'm going to move out sooner or later. I can't stand you." Chen Mingzhuang also said angrily.
At this moment, Ruyan came out with disheveled clothes, she glanced at Qin Xiaolou and said, "Sect Leader Xiaolou, don't blame Dazhuang, I am also responsible."
"You..." Qin Xiaolou gritted her teeth angrily, but why would a woman make things difficult for a woman? She shook her hands, walked to the window sill, took Zhao Yun's hand and said, "Come on, let's find a place to celebrate Christmas."
Zhao Yun was eager to leave this embarrassing place as soon as possible, so he quickly agreed to Xiaolou's proposal.
Qin Xiaolou closed the door forcefully, but Chen Dazhuang opened the door again, looked at Qin Xiaolou and Zhao Yun who were going down the stairs and said, "Remember to come back to play mahjong at night."
Qin Xiaolou dragged Zhao Yun down the stairs without looking back.
"It's so dirty." Qin Xiaolou said angrily.
"Where are we going?" Zhao Yun asked.
"I wanted to sleep at first, but now I'm suddenly a little messed up."
Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Then just walk around."
"Let's go play billiards." Qin Xiaolou said and fetched her bicycle. When she saw the Iveco, she suddenly stopped and asked Zhao Yun, "Do you want to drive?"
"Forget it, it's so close, let's ride a bike."
"Okay, then you take me." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, he handed the bicycle to Zhao Yun.
Since Red Star's underground headquarters moved out, all the underground halls have been converted into billiard halls, and the person in charge of watching the scene here is Er Scar.
At this time, Er Scar had dyed emerald green hair, saw Qin Xiaolou and Zhao Yun coming, and rushed to meet him and said, "Xiaolou is here."
Qin Xiaolou walked into the hall and looked around, "The renovation is not bad, it's much cleaner than before."
"That's right, I think Erba is also a talent. I've been buried for so many years, and today I can count as my first day. Look at my current hair. I also specially went to 'Wan Fang' to have it done. Is it handsome?"
"Whether handsome is on the face, has nothing to do with the hair." Qin Xiaolou walked to the pole rack to pick out his pool cue.
Although Zhao Yun has only played billiards twice, he is deeply impressed by the way of playing billiards on the table. The colorful resin balls, crisp impact sound, and mysterious movement trajectory, Zhao Yun has always been obsessed with this.Qin Xiaolou knew that Zhao Yun liked billiards from the first time he came here, just like cars and TV, it is a natural love.
The heater in the basement was very hot, Qin Xiaolou took off his coat, revealing the green wide-necked sweater.
Er Ba was idle and bored, and also gathered around the table to watch the game.
After playing a few shots, Qin Xiaolou noticed that Erba was always staring at her. She was bent over looking for the ball, stood up, looked at Erba with wide eyes and said, "What are you looking at?"
"Watch the ball!"
"What game are you watching?!" Qin Xiaolou straightened his wide-necked sweater while talking.
Er Scar suddenly laughed: "Look, you are nervous, to be honest, I really don't care to look at your two balls. They are too small!"
"You bastard, how dare you say that I have small breasts." Qin Xiaolou picked up the club and hit Er Scar.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Er Scar immediately ran away.
The afternoon passed quickly. Although Qin Xiaolou felt that playing billiards was monotonous and boring, it was still fun to play with Zhao Yun. Even Qin Xiaolou would be amazed at the magical strokes that appeared from time to time.
A few shots later, the phone rang suddenly.Qin Xiaolou guessed that it must be Lu Yiting's call at that time.She put down her cue, went to get the phone in her jacket, "Lu Yiting?"
"En. Xiaolou, we still have a date, let's go downstairs quickly."
"It's just a meeting, not a date. Wait for me, I'll ask Brother Zilong."
Before Qin Xiaolou could speak, Zhao Yun said, "You go, I'm not going."
"Aren't you going? No, you must go."
"That friend of yours doesn't seem to welcome me, so I still won't go. I can stay here and play. The time is almost up, and I can go home. I know that road."
"Then if you don't go, I won't go either." After finishing speaking, Qin Xiaolou picked up his phone and said: "
Zhao Yun withdrew his hand, looked at Lu Yiting and said with a smile: "Then see you later."
Watching the two of them get on the elevator, Lu Yiting couldn't help rubbing his palms, cursing to himself, "Beasts, you have such great strength."
After returning to the apartment, although the night was already dark, he did not see Louchen.Zhao Yun felt strange, and so did Qin Xiaolou.After searching around, I finally saw a note on the table in the living room. It was neatly written in traditional Chinese characters: I will go out for a tour, and I will return after half a month. The matter of Yaoshi will be discussed after New Year's Day.General Shen takes care of his body, little fat man pays attention to losing weight, Da Zhuang just let him go.
"The stinking Taoist's handwriting is not bad." Qin Xiaolou threw down the note and lay heavily on the sofa.Louchen didn't come back, neither did Chen Mingzhuang. The sudden world of two people made Qin Xiaolou feel a kind of excitement from the bottom of his heart.
Qin Xiaolou took out all the things in the refrigerator that he was reluctant to eat on weekdays, went to the kitchen to fetch fruits, and set up a full coffee table.
Zhao Yun turned on the TV, looked at the dazzling array of food on the table, and said with a smile, "Your master made you lose weight."
"Don't care about him, his aesthetics is not as authentic as yours." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, he picked up a bunch of grapes and sat beside Zhao Yun.
While Qin Xiaolou was eating grapes beautifully while brewing those sweet words in his heart, there was a knock on the door.
Qin Xiaolou yelled unluckily, and walked towards the hall rather reluctantly.When she opened the iron gate and saw Chen Mingzhuang, she suddenly felt uncomfortable again. She frowned deeply and said, "Why are you back?"
"Why can't I come back? Not only did I come back, but I also brought my girlfriend back." Chen Mingzhuang said excitedly.
At this time, a woman with thick ink and color suddenly flashed out from the door.
Suddenly seeing the woman with smoky makeup in front of him, Qin Xiaolou was startled.She wanted to say "Ghost," but didn't.
"You are the Qin Xiaolou that Dazhuang said."
Qin Xiaolou, who was still in shock, froze for a moment, squeezed out a little smile and said, "Yes, I am."
"Hurry up and invite us in, you don't know it's cold outside." Chen Mingzhuang said with some reproach, and then dragged his girlfriend into the room.
After closing the door, Qin Xiaolou remembered that the foreign goods she had hidden in the refrigerator were still on the table, but seeing that it was too late, she was suddenly a little annoyed at Chen Mingzhuang's return.
Chen Mingzhuang introduced the woman with smoky makeup to Zhao Yun, then sat down together, looked at the table full of food, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said to his girlfriend: "How about it, I'll just say Xiaolou You won't dislike us, and you have prepared so many delicious food."
The woman smiled and said, "Is it a little disturbing for us to do this..."
"Don't bother, don't bother." Chen Mingzhuang hurriedly explained: "Xiaolou is not that kind of stingy person." Chen Dazhuang picked up a piece of pudding from the seat and handed it to his girlfriend, saying: "Try Try this."
Although Qin Xiaolou was annoyed in his heart, he didn't dare to show it too much, so he sat beside Zhao Yun in a fit of anger.
Zhao Yun glanced at her, smiled and said, "Watch TV, this episode is quite funny."
How could Qin Xiaolou be in the mood to watch TV? While looking at the snacks on the table, he glanced at Chen Mingzhuang and his girlfriend with contempt in his eyes.
When eating was a mess, Chen Mingzhuang wiped his mouth and said: "I forgot to tell you my girlfriend's name, she is Ruyan."
At this moment, Ruyan laughed too much and said hello: "If so, the smoke of fireworks."
Thinking of the smoky makeup on his face, Qin Xiaolou couldn't help laughing in his heart and said: such a Fengchen's name is really appropriate.However, she will obviously give Chen Mingzhuang a face, even though it is an unforgivable crime to eat her treasures, Qin Xiaolou still pretended to let go of the burden, smiled and said: "Sister Ruyan is good."
Zhao Yun on the side also turned his head and said with a smile, "Ruyan is good."
Qin Xiaolou immediately looked at Zhao Yun and said, "Let's watch your TV."
"This sister Ruyan is that..." Qin Xiaolou suddenly thought of the woman who once took care of Chen Mingzhuang.
Chen Mingzhuang immediately stopped the conversation and said: "No, no, Ruyan and I have only known each other for two days. The original one broke up long ago."
"We broke up, why?" Although Qin Xiaolou expected that Chen Mingzhuang and the person who took care of him were destined to break up, he still asked pretending to be surprised.She wanted to hang on to this topic and not let go, she wanted to expose Chen Mingzhuang's scars in front of Ruyan, which could be regarded as an instant revenge.
Unexpectedly, Chen Mingzhuang said lightly: "The outlook on life is too different, breaking up is inevitable."
"Fuck, do you still have an outlook on life?"
"Why don't I have one? What I want is to live a peaceful and happy life, but what she thinks is about feasting, drinking, and money. It's really too bad."
"To put it bluntly, she needs a lot of money, but you are poor." Qin Xiaolou said sharply.
Chen Mingzhuang gave her a white look, "You can say that, but I don't think money is the measure of everything—especially at this stage when I have no money, you can't use money to measure me, it's not fair .Ruyan is very good, she has never minded these things."
After Chen Mingzhuang finished speaking, he put his hands on Ruyan's shoulders, and smiled sweetly.
"You really don't mind?" Qin Xiaolou looked at Ruyan and said.
"Uh, we're just playing around now, not serious." Ru Yan said with a smile.
Qin Xiaolou laughed immediately after hearing this: "Sister is using our Dazhuang as an experiment!"
"It can't be called an experiment, it's an experience of life." Ruyan smiled and said with an extremely uncoordinated shyness.
Chen Mingzhuang on the side stared at this and then at that, and said a little unhappy: "Let's not talk about this anymore, come on, play mahjong." After speaking, he yelled at Zhao Yun again: "Zhao Yun General, come to play mahjong."
Zhao Yun hesitated for a moment and did not move.
Chen Mingzhuang walked over, pulled Zhao Yun up and said, "Let's go play mahjong, it's much more interesting than playing cards."
Qin Xiaolou has a natural love for mahjong, and this love has already started from the time he was in primary school.At that time, no matter in summer vacation or winter vacation, she liked to play a few laps.In her opinion, if there is any holiday where the card of thirteen is not drawn once, then that holiday is considered a failed holiday.
With the sound of rubbing numbness, the relationship between several people became harmonious again.
Chapter 63
Even though Ruyan's name is a bit dusty, and even though Ruyan's dress is a little different, it doesn't look so vulgar when chatting.Although Qin Xiaolou had never met the woman who had taken care of Chen Mingzhuang, she could feel that that woman should not be as good as this one - this could be seen from Chen Mingzhuang's expression.Thinking about Chen Mingzhuang's taste and his so-called half-month shelf life for women, Qin Xiaolou suddenly felt that his former friend was a little messed up.But this is their life, who can control so much.
One lap, two laps, three laps... Although it was Zhao Yun's first time playing mahjong, his luck was as strong as when he played mahjong.Once, after Zhao Yun touched a card, he quietly asked Qin Xiaolou beside him: "Xiaolou, take a look, have I made a deal?"
Qin Xiaolou tilted his neck and looked, startled, "Fuck, isn't this the legendary 'Seven Stars Don't Rely'?!"
Several pairs of eyes were cast over, and surprise overflowed.Ru Yan said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's just playing with melon seeds. If this is playing with money, we will go bankrupt."
At 11 o'clock in the evening, Zhao Yun looked up at the clock hanging on the wall, then looked at Chen Mingzhuang and said, "Dazhuang, it's getting so late, don't you want to send Miss Ruyan back?"
"Her." Chen Mingzhuang glanced at Ru Yan again and said with a smile, "I will live here tonight."
Qin Xiaolou's eyes widened suddenly, "You mean you two people who just met for two days plan to live in my house?"
"Otherwise? You let us sleep on the street!"
"Ruyan doesn't have a house in the city?" Xiaolou asked.
"No, I'm also from another place."
"The house price is so high that we can't afford it unless we win the first prize." Chen Mingzhuang said, "So, we just want to stay here for one night. When the boss pays his salary in the future, we will move out .Not for long, not for long."
"You mean to live until the boss pays his salary?"
"Of course, the boss doesn't pay wages, so what money should I get to rent a house? I asked you for it, but you didn't have it either." Chen Mingzhuang said.
"You are really a piece of dog skin plaster that can't be torn off." Qin Xiaolou complained.
"Let's continue playing mahjong. A good night is worth a thousand dollars." After Chen Mingzhuang finished speaking, he started playing mahjong again.
"Da Zhuang, you two can go to sleep in my room, I can sleep on the sofa in the living room." Zhao Yunqian resigned.
"Brother Zilong, you are now recovering from your injuries, so you can't sleep on the sofa." Qin Xiaolou said dissatisfied.
"Then let General Zhao sleep in your room." Chen Mingzhuang jokingly said.
"No, brother Zilong still wants to sleep in his room. Sister Ruyan, come and sleep with me." Qin Xiaolou thought for a while and said.
"That won't work." Chen Mingzhuang was the first to stand up to object, "Qin Xiaolou, what do you mean, they are a good couple, you insist on breaking them up!"
"I don't want to break you up, I'll just arrange accommodation. If you have activities, you can do whatever you want when we go out tomorrow."
Ruyan looked at Chen Mingzhuang and said: "Mingzhuang, it's okay, I think Xiaolou also has good intentions."
"That doesn't work either. We agreed not to separate. How come we can say we should separate when we go to bed?" Chen Mingzhuang said dissatisfiedly, and then whispered in Ruyan's ear: "Xiaolou snores at night. , like a pig, you must never sleep with her."
Ru Yan smiled.
Qin Xiaolou picked up a red sheet from the table and threw it at Chen Mingzhuang's head.
Chen Mingzhuang had already raised his hands to prepare himself. He looked at Zhao Yun with a playful smile and said, "Thank you, General Zhao, for your success. You are much better than Xiaolou."
When it was time to go to bed, Qin Xiaolou wanted Zhao Yun to sleep in his own room, but Zhao Yun said it was a woman's boudoir.
Qin Xiaolou was helpless when he saw it.
Not long after the lights were turned off, the voices of Chen Mingzhuang and Ruyan having sex came from the back room, with a few sounds mixed in from time to time.
Qin Xiaolou immediately couldn't bear it anymore, she turned on the light, got out of bed angrily, and knocked on the door with the sword.
Ruyan came to open the door wrapped in a sheet, her face was flushed, she pulled the sheet with one hand, and the doorknob with the other. When she saw Qin Xiaolou holding a sword, she was startled at first, then smiled and said, "So it's Xiaolou!" .”
Qin Xiaolou saw that it was like smoke, and he was embarrassed to get angry, so he said: "Be quiet on your bed, the old man downstairs is nervous, be careful, he will call the police."
"Well, I see, thank you Xiaolou." Ru Yan said with a smile.
"Ruyan, don't bother with her, come quickly." Chen Mingzhuang in the room said anxiously.
Qin Xiaolou suddenly stuck his head through the crack of the door, and said to Chen Mingzhuang who was on the bed: "When you finish serving sister Ruyan, I will definitely eunuch you."
"Xiaolou, don't be like this, Dazhuang's passion is quite enough." Ruyan said with an uncoordinated shyness.
"Then play, I'm going to sleep." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, she walked into the living room and took a look. Seeing that Zhao Yun's breathing was calm, and he didn't seem to be disturbed by anything, she raised her heart for her brother Zilong. big sow.
Qin Xiaolou tiptoed back to his room.
After a while, the movement next door became louder again.Qin Xiaolou was furious immediately, she picked up the sword and knocked on the door again, this time it was Chen Mingzhuang who opened the door.
Qin Xiaolou said angrily, "Are you trying to bring down the whole building?"
Chen Mingzhuang also had a look of anger, "As soon as you arrive at □□, you come to stir up trouble, you just lie on your bed and enjoy it, won't it be over?"
"Enjoy your fart, it's been so long, what are you still holding on to, have you taken medicine?!"
"You just eat radish salty and worry about it. Let's go, it will be fine in a while." Chen Mingzhuang was about to close the door after speaking.
"Didn't your mother say you had premature ejaculation? What secret recipe cured you?"
"Do you tube."
"Quick battle and quick decision. If there is any disturbance again, be careful and I will kill you." Qin Xiaolou drew out his sword and made a gesture, and a cold light flew past Chen Mingzhuang's eyes.
Chen Mingzhuang was startled, turned around hastily, lifted the blanket on his body and glanced inside, then looked at Qin Xiaolou angrily and said, "Qin Xiaolou, I hate you."
With a slamming door, Qin Xiaolou smiled in the dark and returned to his room.
The night was so quiet.
Qin Xiaolou fell asleep beautifully.At night, she dreamed that she was sitting in a bridal sedan chair, walking tremblingly through the streets and alleys amidst the blowing and beating.Until she woke up in the morning, she just kept walking around in the sedan chair in that dream.She didn't know who she was going to marry, and of course she didn't know which door the sedan chair would stop at.
When she woke up, she was reluctant to get up.She lay on the bed like a lazy cat, with her eyes open, looking at the ceiling, not knowing whether she was in love with that bed or that dream.
It took an unknown amount of time before Qin Xiaolou made up his mind to get up.
Qin Xiaolou, with her disheveled hair, saw that the bedroom in Chen Mingzhuang was open. She came to the living room again, and saw Zhao Yunzhen sitting there reading a book, so she greeted Zhao Yun and said, "Brother Zilong, morning!" .”
Zhao Yun raised his head, pursed his lips and smiled: "Morning Xiaolou."
"They've all gone?"
"Oh, you mean Dazhuang and the others. After leaving, he asked me to leave a message for you."
"What?"
"He said you were such a nuisance."
Qin Xiaolou suddenly laughed triumphantly: "It deserves it, who made him mess around at night, so that others can't sleep well."
"Xiaolou, you are really good at it. You can also mess with other people's housework." Zhao Yun said with a smile.
"Is this what Da Zhuang told you?"
"No, I was in the hall last night, and I know all the movements."
"Oh——" Qin Xiaolou pretended to have suddenly realized with a smile and said, "Are you tempted by their mediocre things?"
"no!"
"Say it again." Qin Xiaolou came to Zhao Yun with a charming smile, put his hand on Zhao Yun's shoulder and said, "People are making upheavals there, but you say that you are calm, and ghosts will believe you! Brother Zilong, are you No, I also want to..."
Zhao Yun suddenly became nervous at this moment, "No, I don't. I just said that I have enough concentration, and those chaotic voices can't disturb me."
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you have it. People, it's not iron bumps." Qin Xiaolou turned and walked away after finishing speaking, "I'm going to wash my face, let's go out for a while, today is Christmas!"
When Qin Xiaolou took Zhao Yun out of the house, Zhao Yun said, "Where are you going today?"
"Today is Christmas, so it should be fun. It's a pity that the girl has no money now, why don't we sell the boss's old Santana?" Qin Xiaolou looked at the old car parked downstairs and drove away again. Made a crooked idea.
"This car is still usable!"
"It works, but it doesn't work. Neither of us can drive. This car is a pile of scrap iron to us."
"How can I learn to drive?"
"I have to go to a driving school, but it costs several thousand dollars."
"Last time I saw a poisonous snake driving, you let him take me, I want to learn how to drive."
Qin Xiaolou looked at Zhao Yun and laughed immediately: "You mean you want to learn to drive?"
"I'm serious, it will be convenient if you learn how to drive." Zhao Yun said seriously.
"It's also a good idea. I'll help Lila to teach us how to drive. You can travel all over the world with a car. Haha, Brother Zilong is really amazing."
"I'm also very curious about how this thing moves without any effort."
"Okay, then I won't take you to those free playgrounds. I'll go to the boss now and ask someone to teach us how to drive."
An hour later, the Viper arrived in that Iveco.
Seeing that it was a poisonous snake, Qin Xiaolou greeted him with a smile and said, "Big Brother Poisonous Snake, let's work hard for another night."
"It's like this every day, and the whole person is wilting." The poisonous snake seemed very dissatisfied with the current work arrangement.
"You go home first and have a good rest for a day, just come to anyone who can drive."
"It's okay, I admire heroes, and I'm willing to be your guide." Viper said quite boldly.
"Then it's time for Brother Venomous Snake, I do like cars a little bit." Zhao Yun said with a salute.
"You're welcome, General Zhao. Learning to drive is easy. Let's go to the outskirts of the city to find a spacious place to play and learn from me. I promise you can learn it in one day, drive on the road in two days, and drive around in three days." world."
"Brother Viper is mighty." Qin Xiaolou said happily.
Chapter 64
In the abandoned farm on the outskirts of the city, an empty courtyard looks flat, but it is full of potholes when walking up.The poisonous snake got out of the car, lit a cigarette casually, and said with a smile: "It used to be a place for raising pigs. A few years ago, the price of pigs plummeted, and the boss quit. I think this place is run-down, but it's also quite empty. It’s just right for driving or field fighting.”
"We're just learning how to drive, field battles...it's not ready yet," Qin Xiaolou said.
"I'm just kidding, you really dare to go down the slope. Chief Qin, don't you want to jump into any pit, okay? Be careful that you will be buried in the future."
"Venomous snakes are not kind."
"Snake, even though its head is small, it still has some brains. And now it's time for the snake to shed its skin. It's true and false. Now, stop talking so much nonsense. Anyone who wants to drive should sit in the driver's seat."
"Brother Zilong, you should come."
"Okay, I'll do it!" Zhao Yun said and took the driver's seat.
The poisonous snake became the co-pilot, and Qin Xiaolou became the back row.
"Let's talk about basic common sense first, this is the brake, this is the accelerator, this is the clutch..." "Don't move that, that's the wiper, turn off that, that's the high beam..."
With a burst of exclamation, the car started slowly.
"Hold the steering wheel tightly, turn around when there is a bend, and drive straight when there is no turn, SOEASY." The poisonous snake said with a smile.
Zhao Yun has a strong sense of perception and a good sense of direction, and he can drive easily.Although the speed of the car is only about [-] miles, the ease of driving the car is still unbelievable in Qin Xiaolou's eyes. She jumped excitedly on the back seat and said, "Brother Zilong, are you born to drive?" !"
Zhao Yun's eyes were all focused on the road in front of the car, so he was a little deaf to Qin Xiaolou's praise.
On the contrary, Poisonous Snake smiled and said: "I am a veteran of horseback riding, and my sense of direction is absolutely invincible. With this foundation, if you play tricks and just give the accelerator, driving is as easy as eating noodles."
"I'll play around later." Qin Xiaolou gained a lot of confidence from Zhao Yun.She used to think that it was such a complicated thing to control such a steel body, but now it seemed that the original difficulties imagined out of thin air were overthrown in an instant.Thinking of this, she began to gear up, as if she couldn't wait.Since Zhao Yun, a person from 2000 years ago, can play so easily, then of course, she, Qin Xiaolou, will have no problem.
Half an hour later, Zhao Yun braked the car with ease, and walked down with a relaxed expression.He was obviously quite satisfied with his performance.
"It's my turn." Qin Xiaolou said excitedly, and then jumped into the driver's seat.
Release the handbrake, put the car in gear, let go of the clutch, and the car suddenly dies.
The poisonous snake frowned, "Master Qin, release the clutch more slowly."
The car started again, seeing the car he was driving finally running, Qin Xiaolou let go of his nervous heart.But seeing that the car was about to hit the courtyard wall, she suddenly panicked, "Damn...did...did...quick...quick...it's going to hit the wall."
Zhao Yun, who was sitting in the back, looked at it and hurriedly said, "Xiaolou, turn around and turn the steering wheel."
Viper opened his eyes, hurriedly grabbed the steering wheel and turned a corner, then pulled the handbrake, "Turn."
Seeing the car stop, Qin Xiaolou said in shock, "My hand suddenly went numb, and I can't control it anymore."
"No talent." The poisonous snake sighed, "Go on."
Qin Xiaolou did two dry-washing movements to relieve his nervousness, and then said with a long breath: "Let's go!"
The car started slowly again, and suddenly the car was extinguished again.
"Come again."
The car started slowly again, but Zhao Yun who was sitting in the back was worried about Qin Xiaolou again.
Fortunately, the start was good this time, although it was fast and slow when running at low speed, it was considered just enough.Although the speed of the car was only a dozen miles, Qin Xiaolou was completely immersed in the novelty of driving this huge monster.
After 10 minutes, the car stopped.Qin Xiaolou wiped the sweat from his brow and smiled slightly.
"The small building is well opened." Zhao Yun praised.
The poisonous snake said from the side: "Master Qin, you are too nervous when driving. This is not good, and it is easy to cause accidents. But it is the first time you can drive like this, it is not bad." The poisonous snake looked at Zhao Yun and said, "Zhao Yun General, it's your turn."
After Zhao Yun sat down, he had just started the car.The poisonous snake lazily turned its head to look at Qin Xiaolou behind him and said, "Master Qin, come and sit with me, and I'll lie down at the back. I'm sleepy."
"Oh, come on then." Qin Xiaolou said and got out of the car.
"If you see something wrong with General Zhao, just pull the handbrake all the way." After the Viper finished speaking, he fell asleep in the back row.
Qin Xiaolou looked back at the poisonous snake, and said to Zhao Yun, "Brother Zilong, let's go.
"En." Accompanied by the diligent sound of the motor, Zhao Yun started to drive again as if he was familiar with it.
"Brother Zilong is really better than me, so he'll do it right away." Qin Xiaolou said exaggeratedly.
"I'm just curious about this thing. I didn't expect..." Zhao Yun took the steering wheel and turned a corner, and then said, "I didn't expect it to be so simple. You modern people are really amazing, and it's great to be able to drive a car. Happiness."
"In the future, I will ask the boss to buy a MINI, and you can drive the car back to show off."
"And what about my horse?"
"Just put it in my house for farming."
"That's a war horse."
"I can't be tired, otherwise, let your war horse sit in the co-pilot and go back together." Qin Xiaolou laughed when he said this.
Zhao Yun smiled faintly, his eyes never leaving the road ahead.
Ten minutes later, Zhao Yun asked, "Xiaolou, it's your turn to drive."
Qin Xiaolou waved his hand without hesitation: "Both of us drive the same way, so let's stick to you first. I still have a lifetime to learn how to drive. When you learn it, I will have a car."
"I don't think it's interesting to drive in this big yard," Zhao Yun said.
Qin Xiaolou looked at the snoring poisonous snake in the back row, "Then let's go out and run on the road outside."
"Okay!" Zhao Yun turned the wheel of the car and turned out of the farm.
Seeing a long stretch of straight dirt road in front of him, Qin Xiaolou was full of excitement, "YEAH, we are on our way. GO, GO, GO."
Zhao Yun glanced at Qin Xiaolou, stepped on the gas slightly, and put it into first gear, and the car went faster.
Seeing that the speed under the pointer of the speedometer continued to increase, and when it was about to reach sixty, Qin Xiaolou suddenly became nervous again, "Brother Zilong, slow down."
The car slowed down a bit quickly.
"Ditch! Ditch! Ditch!" Qin Xiaolou yelled in panic when he saw a canal on the road ahead.
Zhao Yun glanced at her, and suddenly accelerated the accelerator again.
"Ditch! Ditch! Ditch! Brother Zilong!"
"I know, it's accelerating."
"I'm talking about ditch..."
With a violent crash, the car got stuck on the edge of the canal—broke down.
The Viper, who was sleeping soundly on the rear seat, turned over and rolled from the seat to his feet—waking up.
"Brother Zilong, I said there is a ditch!" Qin Xiaolou said with a mournful face.
"I thought you were talking about the GOGOGO who needs to work hard." Zhao Yun said with a smile.
The poisonous snake rubbed the armrest of the chair and got up, rubbed his forehead in pain, looked out of the window with resentment, then looked at Zhao Yun and said, "General Zhao, where are we?"
"Oh, I don't think it's interesting to drive in the yard, so I drove the car out, and now the car hit the ditch and put out the fire." After Zhao Yun finished speaking, he got out of the car and went to check the car's condition.
"It's my fault." Qin Xiaolou got out of the car after speaking.
The poisonous snake jumped out of the car, looked at Qin Xiaolou and complained: "General Zhao is definitely very talented in driving. I didn't expect that he was taken into the ditch by you."
Qin Xiaolou felt that he was in the wrong and didn't say a word.
"Actually, I should be blamed for this. After all, I drive. I was chatting with Xiaolouzi, and I didn't notice that there was such a canal." Zhao Yun explained.
"It's okay, it's normal to break down when driving. And this car is from Beicheng, so we don't need to feel sorry for it." After the poisonous snake finished speaking, he looked at the chassis of the car, then found a few stones and weighed them into the ditch and said, "I'm going to drive. , You push it from behind and get out."
The car quickly drove out of the dry canal. The poisonous snake stopped the car and said to Zhao Yun: "General Zhao, let's practice here today. You can drive this car back."
Qin Xiaolou said in surprise, "Brother Zilong doesn't have a driver's license yet."
The poisonous snake smiled and said: "If you don't have it, you don't have it. After all, the chance of finding you is very small. And if it is found, if the traffic police dare not let the car go, we will let him forget the car."
"Yes, this car is not ours anyway." Qin Xiaolou said with a smile.
Under the command of the poisonous snake, Zhao Yun actually drove the Iveco back, but the destination was not the apartment, but Hechun Garden.
Although he almost bumped into a flower bed while parking the car, the poisonous snake got out of the car and said without hesitation, "Tonight, General Zhao can go racing on the street."
After a full meal, Zhao Yun drove back to the apartment.
The poisonous snake said: "This Iveco is still easy to drive, so I will leave it to you to play with. I will drive away the boss's broken car. If you still want to practice driving, I will come back tomorrow."
"Then I will trouble Brother Viper to come back tomorrow." Zhao Yun said.
"You're welcome, you're welcome, it's my honor." After the snake finished speaking, it walked towards the Santana.
Chapter 65
Opening the door of the apartment, Qin Xiaolou suddenly heard the familiar sound of sex again.She shouted angrily towards the bedroom: "Chen Mingzhuang, come out!"
"Wait a minute." Chen Mingzhuang's voice came from the back room.
Qin Xiaolou picked up the long @ gun from the corner, knocked on the door with the handle of the gun and said, "Come out quickly."
Zhao Yun was a little at a loss, and walked to the window, pretending to look at the scenery outside the window.
After a while, Chen Mingzhuang came out with his pants up.He looked at Qin Xiaolou and frowned and said, "It's broad daylight, why are you back now?"
"My home, why can't I come back." Qin Xiaolou said dissatisfied.
"That's not what you mean. Last night, you thought we were noisy. We thought about it and changed it to daytime, but now you come back so early. Can't you leave a way out for others?"
"You won't go to the hotel to open a room?"
"I don't have any money!"
"If you don't have money, just ruin my house. You should move out quickly. Get yourself a room and play as you want." Qin Xiaolou said impatiently.
"What's so great about you. Tell you, Qin Xiaolou, I'm going to move out sooner or later. I can't stand you." Chen Mingzhuang also said angrily.
At this moment, Ruyan came out with disheveled clothes, she glanced at Qin Xiaolou and said, "Sect Leader Xiaolou, don't blame Dazhuang, I am also responsible."
"You..." Qin Xiaolou gritted her teeth angrily, but why would a woman make things difficult for a woman? She shook her hands, walked to the window sill, took Zhao Yun's hand and said, "Come on, let's find a place to celebrate Christmas."
Zhao Yun was eager to leave this embarrassing place as soon as possible, so he quickly agreed to Xiaolou's proposal.
Qin Xiaolou closed the door forcefully, but Chen Dazhuang opened the door again, looked at Qin Xiaolou and Zhao Yun who were going down the stairs and said, "Remember to come back to play mahjong at night."
Qin Xiaolou dragged Zhao Yun down the stairs without looking back.
"It's so dirty." Qin Xiaolou said angrily.
"Where are we going?" Zhao Yun asked.
"I wanted to sleep at first, but now I'm suddenly a little messed up."
Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Then just walk around."
"Let's go play billiards." Qin Xiaolou said and fetched her bicycle. When she saw the Iveco, she suddenly stopped and asked Zhao Yun, "Do you want to drive?"
"Forget it, it's so close, let's ride a bike."
"Okay, then you take me." After Qin Xiaolou finished speaking, he handed the bicycle to Zhao Yun.
Since Red Star's underground headquarters moved out, all the underground halls have been converted into billiard halls, and the person in charge of watching the scene here is Er Scar.
At this time, Er Scar had dyed emerald green hair, saw Qin Xiaolou and Zhao Yun coming, and rushed to meet him and said, "Xiaolou is here."
Qin Xiaolou walked into the hall and looked around, "The renovation is not bad, it's much cleaner than before."
"That's right, I think Erba is also a talent. I've been buried for so many years, and today I can count as my first day. Look at my current hair. I also specially went to 'Wan Fang' to have it done. Is it handsome?"
"Whether handsome is on the face, has nothing to do with the hair." Qin Xiaolou walked to the pole rack to pick out his pool cue.
Although Zhao Yun has only played billiards twice, he is deeply impressed by the way of playing billiards on the table. The colorful resin balls, crisp impact sound, and mysterious movement trajectory, Zhao Yun has always been obsessed with this.Qin Xiaolou knew that Zhao Yun liked billiards from the first time he came here, just like cars and TV, it is a natural love.
The heater in the basement was very hot, Qin Xiaolou took off his coat, revealing the green wide-necked sweater.
Er Ba was idle and bored, and also gathered around the table to watch the game.
After playing a few shots, Qin Xiaolou noticed that Erba was always staring at her. She was bent over looking for the ball, stood up, looked at Erba with wide eyes and said, "What are you looking at?"
"Watch the ball!"
"What game are you watching?!" Qin Xiaolou straightened his wide-necked sweater while talking.
Er Scar suddenly laughed: "Look, you are nervous, to be honest, I really don't care to look at your two balls. They are too small!"
"You bastard, how dare you say that I have small breasts." Qin Xiaolou picked up the club and hit Er Scar.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Er Scar immediately ran away.
The afternoon passed quickly. Although Qin Xiaolou felt that playing billiards was monotonous and boring, it was still fun to play with Zhao Yun. Even Qin Xiaolou would be amazed at the magical strokes that appeared from time to time.
A few shots later, the phone rang suddenly.Qin Xiaolou guessed that it must be Lu Yiting's call at that time.She put down her cue, went to get the phone in her jacket, "Lu Yiting?"
"En. Xiaolou, we still have a date, let's go downstairs quickly."
"It's just a meeting, not a date. Wait for me, I'll ask Brother Zilong."
Before Qin Xiaolou could speak, Zhao Yun said, "You go, I'm not going."
"Aren't you going? No, you must go."
"That friend of yours doesn't seem to welcome me, so I still won't go. I can stay here and play. The time is almost up, and I can go home. I know that road."
"Then if you don't go, I won't go either." After finishing speaking, Qin Xiaolou picked up his phone and said: "
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