[Pirates] The captain is cool

"You! You!"

"What's the matter?" I rubbed my eyes sleepily early in the morning and was awakened by the strange cry from my dream.

"It's a big deal!! Why did Miss Maya sleep with this guy!!! Ah!! You guys took advantage of Miss Maya! My heart is about to break!" Sanji-kun was sipping lasagna Tears, pointing at me exaggeratedly said.

Well, it turned out that I fell asleep on the deck last night without knowing it, and used the captain's thigh as a pillow to sleep comfortably all night.

"I'm sorry..." I got up from the captain with a little guilt, and reached out to return the coat I was wearing to the captain.

The captain completely ignored Sanji-kun's lively performance, took the clothes and nodded, looked at me and said lightly: "Well, go and change clothes, don't catch a cold."

"Okay!" (^o^)/

"Hey, Ms. Maya..." Sanji-kun, who was ignored, was deeply shocked and hid on the ground, with strong resentment emanating from his body...

"Sanji-kun..."

Uh, in short...it seems to be misunderstood...

How should I explain it, I thought impatiently.

"Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho, guys wake up! The messenger bird is delivering the newspapers!!" Mr. Brook sang while playing the electric guitar.

The captain immediately stood up with a "swipe" with a serious expression, a bit anxious and expectant.

I followed step by step, and saw some big news on the front page amidst the exclamation of everyone.

"Don Quixote Doflamingo dismisses Shichibukai! At the same time give up the throne of Delisrosa!"

"Shichibukai Tragarfa. Luo has formed an alliance with the Straw Hats, and the government's ruling against Luo is unknown!"

"The Kidd Pirates, the Abao Pirates, and the Hawkins Pirates form an alliance!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, what happened yesterday, it feels so amazing!" I said in admiration.

"That's right, what happened last night... Ms. Maya..." Sanji-kun was still lacking energy and asked weakly.

"Uh...haha..." I smiled awkwardly, and pointed to the second page of the newspaper as if changing the subject, "Look, this seems to be talking about the straw hat gang."

"Really, this page still exists, eh? Is this you, Maya?" Nami pointed to a small photo in a paragraph of text in surprise.

The photo was printed in black and white because it was placed in the inconspicuous chat section, but it is still easy to recognize my conspicuous kimono and the tattoo representing the Red Heart Pirates under the rolled-up sleeves.

Yohohoho, the photo was taken well, the side face was photographed elegantly, beautifully and temperamentally...

Cough cough cough... I didn't think about anything just now, I'd better read the report carefully... There is a description about me.

"Maya Mamoto, the beautiful swordsman of the Red Heart Pirates, the confidant of Shichibukai Tragalfa Luo, has a bounty of 3000 million Baileys. Two years ago, he stabbed the general Kizaru with a silent sword in the Chambord Islands Later, it was suspected that he had passed away, but he was revived with the Straw Hats a month ago and made a big fuss on Murloc Island. But more than a month later, there was news that Shichibukai Tragarfar Luo and the Straw Hats formed an alliance. I have to It is suspected that the alliance between Luo and the Straw Hats has been planned for a long time, even two years ago. After getting 100 pirate hearts, but now they put on a dispensable gesture in an understatement, making people even more suspicious of what kind of secrets and conspiracies are hidden behind this alliance that has been premeditated for two full years. Set off a shocking wave in the new world..."

"Hehe... this reporter's imagination is really quite rich..." I said speechlessly.

However, I still found bright spots in this text, for example, the word "confidant" is quite pleasing, and the word "Xiangxiaoyudie" is barely pleasing to the ear...

"Reporters are terrible creatures!" Usopp-kun and Chopper-kun said in unison.

"This reporter who is called No Matter in the World is quite politically sensitive. Although some places are a bit exaggerated, in general, he is not wrong." Sister Robin said with a smile.

"Heh... aren't we aiming at the heads of the Four Emperors?" Sauron-kun yawned, half-closed his eyes and added in agreement.

"Beep beep, beep beep..."

"Hold down!" The captain suddenly shouted with a phone bug in his hand.

"Hey! It's me, I have already resigned from Qiwuhai, according to the agreement..."

The voice of a man with a smile echoed through the phone bug in the silent air on our ship. Obviously he did not see the real person, and suddenly he could feel an invisible pressure.

The captain frowned tightly, with a very serious expression.

Just when everyone was feeling uneasy, Mr. Lu Fei jumped up suddenly, stretched his arms, grabbed the phone bug, and shouted into the loudspeaker: "Hey! I'm Monkey D. Luffy, I'm going to be the One Piece My man! Hey! Mingo! Are you the mastermind behind that idiot Caesar who made teabeard and the kids miserable! This time we will return Caesar to you as agreed, but in the future if you do such a disastrous act again I will even fly with you, understand?!"

Uh... Lu Fei-kun is really outspoken and completely suits my taste!But the captain is about to go mad with anger... I saw him give up snatching the phone bug, and stand aside with a dark face... Puff (≧≦)

"Straw Hat Luffy, 吤吤吤, I really want to meet you, and now I have what you want most, kid."

"Eh? The action you want the most? Hey! If you have the guts, tell me how delicious the meat is..." Lu Fei-jun instantly drools, his eyes glow with love.

"The straw hat master! Don't follow the pace of that guy!!"

Master Captain patted Lu Fei-jun's face in a cold sweat.

"Clown, stop talking nonsense, we will return Caesar to you as agreed!"

"Hehehe, isn't it? By the way, Luo, you seem to have a very interesting confidant. I heard that I got the fruit of silence from my dear brother and developed a new usage. I really like her I'm very interested, I really want to see you, 吤吤吤~"

"...Don't you want to see Caesar again? Clown." The captain's voice suddenly became stiff.

"Well, don't be angry, Luo, then... first let me make sure that my important business partner is safe and sound."

The captain remained silent and pointed the microphone at Caesar.

"Clown! I'm so sorry, for me, you even quit Shichibukai..." Caesar burst into tears, with a very unbeatable expression on his face.

"Listen clown, 8 hours from now, on the isolated island north of Dressrosa, southeast beach on Greenbit, we'll drop Caesar there at three o'clock in the afternoon and you'll be on your own Pick it up, other than that, we won't have any contact with you."

After the captain finished speaking calmly, the speed cut off the phone bug.

"Hey! What should we do if the other party is waiting for us with a large number of people?" Sanji-kun asked with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Captain, are we really going to leave without Caesar? Why don't we just go to Doflamingo..." I asked worriedly.

"No, our purpose this time is to destroy the □□ILE factory. I really can't find any relevant information about the location of that factory." The captain said with a frown.

"That's it! Let's talk about it when we get there, hehehe, take risks, I'm looking forward to it!" Lu Fei-jun said energetically.

"Don't talk stupid! Without careful deployment, just like this to attack the enemy's base camp..."

"Sanji, I'm hungry, what's for breakfast?"

"sandwich."

"Wow!"

"Wow! I want a marshmallow sandwich!"

"Just give me a cup of black tea!"

"I want plum-flavored rice balls."

Eh?Everyone ran to eat... I quickly raised my hand to signal, "I want a seven-ripe egg in a sandwich!"

"I hate slices of bread!" I suddenly heard the captain standing behind me say this.

I looked back at him curiously.

Four eyes facing each other...

Hmm... I suspect that I haven't woken up yet, so I lost my sight...

The captain, who has always been so cool and cool, always handsome when speaking and doing things, opened his mouth slightly, petrified stiffly in place, his face was dripping with embarrassing sweat, and even blushed...

Well, the way I turned my head must be wrong, I'd better turn back...(▽`)

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Sit at a gorgeous round table and have breakfast.

The captain sat next to me, stuffing the rice ball into his mouth vigorously, stuffing his cheeks as if venting his anger...

And kept avoiding my curious gaze...

"Your Excellency, have you heard of Zou? I originally wanted to go to a place called Zou before going to sea." Mr. Samurai said while munching on rice balls.

"Zou? Really rare. If I can successfully destroy the factory that makes smiles before handing over Kaiserhou, I really plan to make Zou my next destination." The captain was a little surprised by this coincidence.

"Where are Bepo and the others? Wow, I really want to find them, I miss Xia Qi and Pei Jin so much." I ate small bites gracefully, but the speed was not slow, and I had wiped out half of the plate of sandwiches.

"Well, we'll see you soon." The captain smiled gently.

"Well, um! But speaking of it..." I hesitated to speak.

"What?" The captain took a triangular rice ball and took a bite.

"The rice ball you ate tasted like plums! Captain!"

"..." The captain's face changed drastically, and he tried to maintain a calm expression and swallowed the rice ball.

"It's all right, Captain..." I worriedly looked at the Captain whose expression had changed from this morning until today.

Yes, that’s right, my bossy captain never eats sour plums...(_)