EXO's beautiful man is coming home

"Oh, I'm so exhausted!" Lu Han lay down on the sofa without moving.

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu! Take me to buy milk tea, okay?"

"........."

"Okay, your Brother Lu is tired too, let him have a rest, I will accompany you to buy milk tea."

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

On the road

"Xiao Shan, why do you think Brother Lu is so tired? I'm a little worried about him."

"Oh, don't worry, your brother Lu is fine, he is like this because he is old, but he may also have kidney deficiency!"

"Ah, Xiaoshan, why are you so evil!"

"You are evil, obviously you asked me if I was okay, I just answered truthfully."

"...well, I'm speechless."

"It's strange if you have words! Debate with me, you will never win!"

"You are so narcissistic!"

"That's why I'm qualified to be narcissistic!"

"..." Sehun had black lines all over his head, okay, can't I be silent? I will keep silent!

milk tea shop

"Sehun, chocolate flavor, right!"

"Yeah, brother Lu wants taro, Baekhyun wants strawberry, Chanyeol wants original, Kris wants matcha, Xiumin wants blueberry, Tao wants original, Chen wants original, Lay Brother Kai wants the original flavor, Brother Kai wants the original flavor, Brother Do wants the original flavor, and Brother Suho wants the original flavor.”

"A lot! Waiter, we want a cup of chocolate flavor, a cup of taro flavor, a cup of strawberry flavor, a cup of matcha flavor, a cup of blueberry flavor, and eight cups of original flavor!"

"OK, just a second!"

"Ah, my wallet is flat again!"

"Xiaoshan, don't be sad, we will pay back the money when we go back!"

"What do you think of me! Do I care about this little money? You actually said that you want to pay me back. How hard is our relationship?"

"Ah, that's not what I meant, I mean you have a flat wallet, I'm afraid you have no money to spend!"

"Will I have no money to spend? Please, I'm the one who guards the house, you should be the one who should worry about having no money to spend. It's already me!"

"Well, just pretend I didn't say anything!"

"The milk tea is ready!"

"Well, Shixun, let's go, go and weigh the milk tea."

"Um!"

On the road

"My God! Is this the scene every time you go to buy milk tea with Lu Han?" I weighed the bag in my hand and said.

"It can't be said every time, anyway, often!"

"Hey! It's really hard for you two, the rest are really a bunch of lazy people!"

"Xiaoshan, in fact, sometimes I really want to protect you all the time!"

"Huh?" I looked up at him, what do you mean?Are you confessing to me?

"Let me be your good brother for the rest of your life, okay?"

"Ah! Of course, you will always be my good brother, and I will never leave you again!"

"Really, then we promise not to go back on our word!"

"Well, I will never go back on my word. I am still waiting for you to guard me and raise me for the rest of my life!"

"Thinking beautiful!"

"Hey, didn't you just say you wanted to protect me for the rest of your life? Why did you go back on your word again! Don't run away, come back to me! Explain clearly what you mean by that! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"