[SD] The daily life of a girl with snake spirit disease

It is said that they live in Sakuragi's house, but they are actually rolling sleeping bags (ノ｀Д)ノ.After all, ikebana can keep the Japanese room, the kitchen and my own bedroom looking good, and I can already praise it. I hope that those rooms full of tattered and dirty clothes can be poured back to me. I would rather roll a sleeping bag in the Japanese room!

Huadao watched me spread the things brought over from the next door on the tatami one by one, her mouth opened wider and wider.

"Sakura..." o(╯□╰)o pointed at my open textbook with an expression like seeing a big devil, "What are you doing!?"

"Learning."

I calmly slapped the textbooks and dictionary in front of the sleeping bag, and the signature pens, fountain pens, and gel pens of various jelly colors were lined up in sequence like knives, axes, swords, and halberds.

I am a person who is very fussy in some strange places, especially when I do something I don't like, I will arrange some meticulous procedures for myself.For example, if you are studying textbooks, you must put the pen and paper in order and position, and you can’t make a mistake. If you don’t finish the program, you will be bad.

"Hey, hey, didn't you say that you are a bad|good guy?"

As I dug into my sleeping bag, I explained: "Not good doesn't mean not studying, right?"

After getting in and tidying up, looking up, Huadao's expression cracked as if he had suffered a major blow.Oh yes, he did have intimate contact with the basketball board in the afternoon, and now he doesn't even have a bag on his head. If Hanamichi Sakuragi becomes a superhero, I think he can be called "Iron Man".

"Hua Dao, although your fist is very hard, but if you want to be free, you still have to rely on this." I pointed my finger and said to Hua Dao with sincerity.

I really think that whether the grades are good or not has nothing to do with whether they are bad or not.

If fighting, skipping classes, and hair dyeing are bad standards, Kitajima Sakura probably also has more attributes such as a delicate relationship with the bosozoku, never obeying any elders' admonitions, and acting recklessly.But in Japan, only the education model is learning from the West, and the emphasis on grades is very Asian.For an adult who has received higher education in China, Japanese textbooks are so superficial in physics and chemistry that it is almost not worth mentioning. It is nothing more than Japanese history and Japanese that have increased the difficulty.Even the pronunciation of Chinglish is enough to make some English teachers feel inferior.Moreover, as long as I have good grades, before the teacher can hold you in high stead, a small dungeon like campus will be completely open to whatever I want.Why not do it?

"Hey, what's here and there! I'm a genius Sakuragi!"

"..." I looked at Huadao from the bottom up, and my eyes drifted over his muscular thighs, passing through the unknown place in the fat shorts, along the broad chest all the way up, and finally fell on his youthful but still beautiful face. On the handsome face, well, the plane head of the super dirt roe deer has been PS off by my eyes.

"You, what are you doing?" Sakuragi retreated again alertly.

"Well, forget it, in your case, the deviation value is probably only 25!" ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"No way! Don't underestimate me, I'm 30!" <(￣ˇ￣)/

I looked at Huadao's stunned expression of "I'm a genius", and I was speechless.

In fact, before time travel, I didn't know that Japan actually had such a teaching system: in Japan, the deviation value is more important than the score.The so-called "deviation value" refers to the deviation value from the average value.Deviation value = (personal score - average score) ÷ (standard deviation ÷ 10) + 50.It can be seen from the algorithm that the deviation value is not only irrelevant to individual scores, but also not affected by the difficulty of the test questions. It can objectively reflect a student's score position in the entire system, and is regarded by the Japanese as a measure of student intelligence. , An important calculation formula for academic ability.

Those who can get below 35...hehe...can be regarded as having the same intelligence as Forrest Gump, okay?Are you still pretending that you are not an idiot?

"Wow! You actually read these books!"

"...Oh oh oh oh, you still take notes!!!"

"What... what are these ghost symbols?"

I was speechless watching these two idiots squatting on the ground and flipping through the books I just set up. Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it anymore!

"Hua Dao, you idiot! How dare you treat the textbooks that an 80-point student has taken notes like this! Go to hell, you scumbag!"

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(艹盘艹) Convex

……

In the dead of night, the snoring of Huadao can still be faintly heard across the first floor.

Simple minded people always sleep a little more soundly.

And I was still biting the pen, brushing the exercise book I bought at my own expense.

In the novels I read before, the protagonist who travels through is either covered with golden fingers all over his body, or bound to the great god to enter the world, people block and kill Buddhas, whoever dares to come up to find fault, immediately throws his hands and slaps piapiapia in the face.It turned out to be the tragic Kitajima Sakurako, whose IQ has not increased at all, and the male protagonists at the booth are all Hanamichi Sakuragi.Just like in my previous life, I still have to work hard, and only by working hard, can I get rid of the identity background like a third-rate novel and get closer to the goal I want.

Not only did I study hard, but I also became a copywriter who was the most annoying when reading novels in the past.

Of course, there is nothing to say about the specific process. Any Duan Duan or Jin Jiang's copywriting novels have already written out the routines, so there is no need to repeat them.

I don't like to plagiarize other people's works from the bottom of my heart, but so what if I don't?This is Japan in the 90s, economic crisis, financial bubble, unemployment... Even the status of women is not as strong as the newspapers boasted. In fact, they are still extremely weak. The eyes of the society are female full-time housewives, bearing children Take it for granted.In such a social environment, I was powerless to resist and could only adapt.I dropped my name and gave myself an indistinguishable pseudonym—Bei Dao. I made my way by plagiarizing classic novels written 20 years later.

It sounds very similar, you want to set up an archway after becoming a female cousin, right?It's just... I just don't know how to express it, I'm doing it not only for myself, but also for ikebana.

No, it's not just an excuse.

Even if I have blood relatives in this body, but psychologically... ha, I am actually an orphan.No one cares about my future, hehe, in fact, no one really cares about me at all.If it weren't for the instinct of self-help, I would have committed suicide long ago, right?

And the name of the straw I instinctively grasped—

Cherry Blossom Road.

I always remember Huadao standing outside the fence of my house that day, saying "If your father hits you again, you will come to my house".If Huadao is a rare wild beast in the urban jungle, then he has always hidden a tenderness that can sniff roses in his heart.He can be said to be the person I know best in this world now, and a comic has drawn all his cuteness and passion.If there is one person in this world worthy of my heart, it must be this person.

I love ikebana for its natural simplicity, natural sincerity, and natural innocence. This is what I should strive for and protect now.

The author has something to say: _(:зゝ∠)_ It is not easy to be a prostitute heroine. The eighteen martial arts must be the same, right?

If you want to prostitute a scumbag, you might as well be a tyrant first, ah ha ha ha ha

by the author who wants to be a master in his own dreams