soul care

Turns out... souls can still get nosebleeds.Ah, why do you ask?Believe it or not if I say it is what I experienced personally at the moment? (==)

Speaking of it, I'm really useless. After living for so many years, I was actually seduced by the beauty of a brat... Cover my face.

I feel like I'm holding my nose and looking at Itachi, can it be called "horrified"? ... No, no, it's definitely "amazing" mostly!

"Yayoi?... What's the matter with you?" Probably because my eyes were too unnatural, the Great God asked me a little cautiously as he moved forward.I quickly covered my nose and backed away!

God Itachi, don't come near me anymore!If I can't hold you back later and accidentally throw you down, you will lose more than the gain... However, if I really jump over, it seems that I want to go through his body, right?

...Okay, let me go to the corner and draw circles for a while first...

"Pfft... What an interesting little girl..." An evil voice sounded.Only then did Itachi look up to the roof, and then discovered the existence of the...youkai that made me scream just now.

"What are you doing here again?" As expected of a great god, the appearance of facing monsters is so calm!

"Oh, Itachi, didn't I say that I would come to tell you my identity in half a month?" The voice of a certain monster seemed to be very happy, "So at least you should hear my identity before driving me away! ~Otherwise I will Very sad!~”

Obviously so happy... I was dissatisfied and complained in my heart.By the way, the person I took as a monster just now is... Madara?The Great God bowed his head and pondered for a while, then said a word to the man: "Say."

"That's it...then I'll tell you!~" Jumping down happily from the roof, someone put his right hand on the shoulder of the Great God, "Listen well, my name is..."

The man's last voice was swept away by a gust of wind, and I didn't hear it clearly, but God Itachi must have heard it clearly.Because I clearly saw the obviously surprised expression of God Itachi.

"Itachi, do you want to go out with me?~ I have something very important to tell you!~" After finishing speaking, that person—Uchiha Madara disappeared in place, and then waved to the god not far ahead , then disappears again.Dashen tied up his hair and raised his legs to follow him. When he saw me who wanted to follow him, he paused again.

"Don't follow."

I floated in place, opened my eyes wide, and watched Itachi running further and further away with the brainwashing master Uchiha Madara, and a feeling of discomfort rose in my heart.

Uh huh, Uchiha Madara, you actually abducted Uchiha Itachi... I curse you curse you!

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After God Itachi came back, his mood seemed to be even heavier.Uchiha Madara must have told him some bad things... Sure enough, Uchiha Madara is not a good guy.But he promised to teach Itachi some more advanced ninjutsu when he has time, which can be regarded as an unexpected gain.

Ah, you ask me how do I know? ...That nasty guy Uchiha Madara told me!

Floating in the depths of the Konoha forest, I watched the master practice ninjutsu, and when I was interested, I also liked to reach out and try the knot seal or something.Although I can't perform ninjutsu, but in the ninja world, it's not justified if I don't experience the unique things in the ninja world, right?

"Yo, Yayoi!~ Here I come!~" Suddenly, an annoying voice sounded, and I twitched the corners of my mouth.

"I said... why are you here again?"

"Ah, Yayoi doesn't welcome me?" Uchiha Madara sat on a branch of a tree close to me, "But I, as Itachi's teacher, can't help but come! ~ Yayoi, as Itachi, should also follow along It's a ferret, isn't it?"

Itachi's people... "Who is Uchiha Itachi's people! Do you understand the ambiguity in your sentence! He and I are just the relationship between the landlord and the tenant!" I reached out and pointed at Uchiha Madara, "The landlord and the tenant Tenant! That's why I don't have to listen to him in everything!"

"Is that so... Yayoi, you should also understand the truth of 'people have to bow their heads under the eaves'?" Uchiha Madara made a cute voice, and nodded his chin conveniently.Damn... this guy is so cute!

I glanced at him depressedly, and muffled: "...En."

"That's right," Uchiha Madara actually stood up, bent down, put his hand on my head and rubbed it, "Little Yayoi is so cute!~"

Uchiha Madara...you are enough!

Wait, let's replay what he did just now... Uchiha Madara actually stood up, bent down, put his hand on my head and rubbed it...

kneaded...

"Ahhhhhh! Demons, monsters, ghosts! The evil spirits are scattered, the evil spirits are scattered, ahhhh!" Ahhh!Itachi Uchiha, help!

Just after yelling, I found that Uchiha Madara was stunned by my yelling.Then I quickly used my fastest speed to float behind the great god.

... The monster is so scary... Let me shake it first...

"...What's the matter with you." I interrupted the practice, and now the master seems very helpless.I could only hide behind him, and tremblingly said: "U, Uchiha Itachi... that, that person... he actually touched me!"

"...Touch you, what's the fuss?" Itachi Dashen's tone was very flat before, and then he finally reflected, looking at Uchiha Madara in shock.

"You said...he bumped into you?"

The Great God turned his head back.

"En!" I nodded fiercely, "Uchiha Itachi, you said, I am obviously a soul, how could a human being touch me...but he actually rubbed my head! Could it be that he is not a human being? !"

Then I turned my head to look at Uchiha Madara together with the paralyzed Itachi, but he was still unconscious, and just raised his hand to greet us stupidly: "Hi!~"

...Okay, am I out of my mind to treat this crazy and foolish guy as a terrifying monster?

After signaling to the master to leave me alone and practice hard, I mustered up the courage to float back to Uchiha Madara, and began to observe him with wide eyes.Oh my god, isn't this guy normal... He wears human clothes, human gloves, and a human mask, and he can sit on a tree... If it's me, I can only pass through it...

The question is how did he meet me? !Wasn't it possible to meet them that night? !

"That... are you human?"

"Yayoi-chan is really rude to ask like that!~Of course I am human!~I am not a monster!~"

Then there was silence, and the wind rustled the leaves.After a while, I expressed my feelings.

"You are really strong..."

"... Nani?" Uchiha Madara tilted his head cutely.

"You can touch me!" I sighed and reached out to touch Uchiha Madara, and then sure enough... my finger poked his glove.

Unexpectedly... unexpectedly actually encountered!

So I started to poke other places on his body, like hair, mask, clothes, wrists, etc... Ah, what a soft touch!What a wonderful feeling!I had a great time poking him!

"Nedo..." Suddenly, Madara Uchiha spoke weakly, "Yayoi, have you poked enough~"

"Uh heh heh, enough is enough," I reacted, retracted my hand and said haha, but I couldn't help hugging him, "Ah, I'm so touched! After thousands of years, I finally met human beings! "

As if uncertain, Uchiha Madara asked suspiciously: "How many... thousands of years?"

"Yeah yeah! Let me tell you, I'm actually just a soul, so humans can't touch me! You are the first human I've met in thousands of years! I'm so happy!" Oops, a Excited, I turned my old self out... However, because the girl who sent me here is not a human being, it is the first time I have encountered a human being in thousands of years, right?

"Yeah, Yayoi-chan, congratulations... But, I'm going to be strangled to death by you..."

So I let go immediately, and then I saw Uchiha Madara wearing a mask in a funny way without any surprise.Actually, Uchiha Madara looks cute like this...

"Nah," I poked at his mask, "can you tell me how you manage to let me touch you?"

"Oh? Yayoi-chan, do you want to know?~" A certain Madara immediately revived on the spot.

"Well, I want to know!" He looked serious.

"That's it," the cute bit her chin, paused for a while, and said brilliantly, "I won't tell you!~"

... Uchiha Madara, you really are not cute at all.

The author has something to say:

Cough cough, so the female soul is really a fickle creature (probably a creature?), she finds others cute at one moment and hates others at another. Puli, today I recommend a song called 【たからもの】, it is the ending song of the fourth season of Natsume, it sounds very good, and the lyrics are very artistic, do you want to listen to it?