soul care

So, the cheating couple contest is underway...

"Question [-]—Girls, do you know each other's birthday?"

Uchiha Madara's birthday... Seeing his secret gesture, I took a long breath and wrote "December [-]th" on the paper prepared for girls.

"Second question - girls, what do you like most about each other?"

What do I like about Uchiha Madara... Mouth!I don't like him at all, okay?Twitching the corners of my mouth, I felt a little depressed, but when I thought of the meals by the bed, I still bite the bullet and wrote: considerate and take care of others.

Pfft... God please forgive me for writing such a nasty thing... (QAQ)

"The third question-girls, do you know what the other party likes?"

Ah, I know this!Before Itachi hadn't left Konoha, Uchiha Madara would often sit with a bag of sushi not far away and watch the master practice... well, that's bean curd sushi.

"Question [-] - If the boys suddenly disappeared, what would you do with the girls?"

If he disappeared, I would be very happy, very happy, okay... But reason tells me that I can't write like that. (==) Recall that the purpose of Uchiha Madara is the final winning prize of this competition... Forget it, for the sake of victory, it doesn't matter if you write nasty.After figuring it out, I started to pick up a pen——

If he is missing, then I will look for him; if I can’t find him, then I will keep looking for him, no matter where he is, I must find him until he is found.

"Okay, now, girls, please give your answers to the boys."

well?Nani? !Give this to Madara Uchiha? !

...can I choose to self-mutilate? (QAQ)

"Nah! ~ Yayoi, what are you writing? ~" When I was in a daze, Uchiha Madara grabbed the paper in my hand, turned his back and started to read... Damn... ...my morals...

Sure enough, after reading it, Uchiha Madara rushed over: "Xiao Yayoi, so you like me so much! ~ Ah Fei is so touched, woo woo woo woo! ~"

...I want to slap him to death.

"However, Xiao Yayoi, if Ah Fei is missing, you don't need to look for Ah Fei!~" I don't know what to use to describe his loud voice, "Because even if Ah Fei dies, Ah Fei's soul will come back to find you Oh! ~So Yayoi, you just need to wait for Ah Fei in place!~"

...I have become more determined to shoot him to death.Damn... my innocence... innocence...

However, at this moment, I feel that I have lost my innocence.Because after hearing Uchiha Madara's declaration, the host rushed to us excitedly: "Ah, what a beautiful oath!"

Uchiha Madara was stunned, I was silent.

"It's really touching that a boy can make such an oath to a girl!" The host's eyes were obviously shining with "bilibili", "I've decided, you have passed this test! Nah, nah, What's your name boy?"

"...A Fei..." Uchiha Madara was obviously still in a daze.

"So, what's your name, girl?"

This passed... I twitched the corner of my mouth: "...Yayoi."

"Oh? Isn't it?" The host was obviously very surprised. "Are you both called by your first name? No last name?"

This time, Uchiha Madara reacted quickly: "Both Hobby and Yayoi don't have surnames! ~Because Hobby and Yayoi are both orphans!~" Orphans... your sister. (==)

"That's it..." The host pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, "Are you all orphans? Then the two fell in love and decided to be together? It's so wonderful... Then when you get married in the future, you still need a surname, right? "

...This is really unnecessary, really. (==)

"Then I, as a witness, will help you think of a surname!" the host muttered to himself.Suddenly, Uchiha Madara interrupted her cheerfully: "No need, we have already decided on a surname!~"

"Oh? Have you figured it out?" The host was surprised, "Then what's your last name?"

"Otoha!~" One of the convulsed ones started jumping up and down on the stage, "Little Yayoi will be called Otoha Yayoi from now on!~"

Damn... Whoever asked you to decide my last name, Uchiha Madara!

"That's it..." A certain host who originally wanted to give us a surname seemed a little unwilling to give up.At this time, the surroundings began to make noise: "Is it still possible to continue the game?"

"Oh, continue right away..." With an apologetic smile to everyone, the host returned to his post and announced the list of couples who would stay in the competition from the judges.

Then, the second round begins.

"Then it's time for the boys to answer the questions." The host smiled mysteriously, and then said, "Then the first question is the same as the girls'. Do you know the girls' birthdays?"

My birthday... I don't even know how long my birthday is, Kouhu!Glancing at the face of a certain man looking at me, I could only helplessly spread my hands.However, after a pause, Uchiha Madara actually picked up the pen and wrote something on the paper.

"Question [-]—Please write down the three foods that girls like to eat the most."

Why is this kind of problem again... Except for the recent Possession of the Weasel God, the crow and this princess, I have eaten a little bit, and I haven't touched food for thousands of years!Who would remember this kind of thing so clearly after such a long time... Thinking depressedly, I saw Uchiha Madara writing vigorously on the paper.

It's written so fluently...he couldn't be making it up...囧. (==)

"Next is the third question - if the other party is angry, do you know how to get the other party to deal with you again?"

Why did I feel like covering my face when I heard this question... When I really covered my face with my hands, I saw Madara Uchiha write a few strokes on the paper through my fingers, and then stopped.

There are so few strokes... I guess there are only two or three characters?Did you give up your dear bonus, Madara?

"Okay, next is the fourth question - the other party has known you for so long, have you ever done anything to her that you regret?"

This time, I clearly saw Uchiha Madara paused for a long time looking at the paper.Then when I thought he couldn't continue writing, he wrote a few more strokes on paper.

"Next, let the boys show their answers to the girls!"

Taking the paper from Uchiha Madara who came to me, I sighed and looked at his answer without hope.

The answer to the first question written by Uchiha Madara is: April [-]th.This is obviously made up by him...

The second question, my favorite food he wrote is: salmon sushi, bean curd sushi, squid sushi.After reading it, I’m embarrassed——Uchiha Madara, I’m not a sushi fanatic, thank you, and I don’t like strange sushi like bean curd sushi like you. Thank you!

For the third question, his method of writing is: touch the head.Well, let me say that he only wrote a few strokes, it seems that my eyesight is pretty good... Cough cough, no, that's not the point!Why does he think that the way to get me to deal with him is to touch his head, such a childish behavior! Mouth!

Gouging Uchiha Madara hard, I looked at the answer to the last question, and he still only wrote two words: no.

Is there really no... If not, Uchiha Madara, why did you pause for so long when writing?

A bad feeling suddenly arises in my heart...

And then...then we lost the game.The reason for the failure is that Uchiha Madara could not have done something to me that he regretted. According to the host, even if we have been together for so long, we should at least have done something that made him regret a little bit.

Actually, what I want to complain about is... Uchiha Madara and I have only known each other for less than a year and we haven't seen each other often during this year. Hey!

"Little Yayoi, don't be too sad!~" Leaving the competition venue and walking on the path, Madara Uchiha patted me on the shoulder, "Although we lost the competition, 10 yuan is not a lot!~"

I glanced at him depressingly... I don't feel depressed because of such inexplicable things. Thank you.What I care about is, Uchiha Madara, have you really not done anything that you regret? ... "Hey, Ah Fei, are the sushi you wrote really so delicious?"

...Damn, that's not what I wanted to ask, hey! (QAQ)

"Of course it's delicious!" Madara Uchiha replied seriously, "I'll treat Yayoi to a meal sometime."

Cough, we don't need to be so serious as a research site... But can we cheat? "Okay, you said you were a treat."

"Hmm!~" Answering me, the mood of a certain masked man actually reveals a bit of joy?

It's already noon now, and after smelling the aroma of some restaurants, the convulsed guy threatened to invite me to dinner again.As soon as he grabbed my hand and was about to run forward, a person appeared in front of us blocking the way.

Alas, he is...

"Oh, your movements are quite fast!~" Seeing the person in front, Uchiha Madara put down my hand and shook his head helplessly.

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Well... it's finally school time. == Since I live on campus, I don’t have a lot of time to update, probably... once or twice a week?However, if I have time on weekends, I will add a little more, and I will not abandon the article.So, please don't carelessly support me!