soul care

As it turns out, I don't have the slightest right to say "no".

well?Why do you ask? ...you can see what happens next.

"Today, you all came very early," Payne and Xiaonan were still late the next morning, "Since the person who cooked yesterday was Itachi, the person who cooked today should be... Orochimaru. "

Just after Payne finished announcing, Orochimaru walked towards the kitchen with an excited attitude, but was stopped by Dashen in an instant.

"Hehe, Itachi, you stop me here because you want to give your body to me so impatiently..."

"Oshemaru," Dashen said solemnly, ignoring Orochi's narcissistic attitude, "Give me the right to use the kitchen."

"...What?" Orochimaru looked very surprised, "Itachi, if you rushed to cook yesterday because you didn't want to eat Xiaonan's cooking, I can still understand...you rushed to cook today, hehe, because you want to be Nice guy?"

"..." God Itachi didn't speak, but just looked at him lightly, his eyes filled with the meaning of "whether you let me or not".Seeing Itachi refused to answer him, Orochimaru should also feel bored, so he turned sideways and zoomed into the kitchen.

In fact, even if Orochimaru doesn't want to let it go, I believe that Dashen will pass by himself in an instant, eh.

Walking into the kitchen, Dashen stared blankly at the dishes in the kitchen for a while, and then gave me the dominance of my body.

[I said Itachi... You knew yesterday that the food I cooked was not good, but you still ask me to cook today because you are looking for abuse! 】

【...You're doing okay. 】

[Hey, I know I still have a lot of room for improvement,] I rolled my eyes in my heart, [The question is, why don’t you let him do the cooking for Oshemaru? 】

[...I don't expect a person who does perverted experiments all day to make normal meals. ] When he said these words, the voice of the Great God was still as calm as usual.

...Pfft, Uncle Snake, you were rejected by the Great God for no reason, okay?However, after thinking about it for a while, I strongly agreed with the Great God, and then started flirting again.

Speaking of which, will the things made by Orochimaru be so weird that they will burst into purple bubbles... Uh, it's disgusting!

Well, in short, Uncle Snake's food may be as unacceptable to us normal people as his people... Ahem, so for the health of the great god who took me in, I'd better cook according to my fate. (==)

Alas... Don't look at me being so down and out now, but what is buried in my body is a deeply hidden Queen's heart, Queen's heart.However, I finally found out——Yayoi, even if you are a queen's heart, you are just a loli's body and a queen's heart, you cannon fodder!

The life of cannon fodder needs no explanation.As for Lolita's body... I really don't want to tell you about the pain in my heart. (QAQ)

[Yayoi, what's wrong with you, I feel that you are in a very low mood now. 】

[No... I'm fine. 】It's really all right...it's fake.

Then after a few more days of being a cook, I finally broke away from the body of the Great God one day!I'm so happy, I just want to look up to the sky and laugh!Seeing that I was so happy, the Great God frowned, opened his mouth to say something but didn't say it, and after a long time, he only said a word lightly.

"Be careful that extreme joy begets sorrow."

...Tch, do you really feel sad when you say that extreme joy begets sorrow, Master Itachi, do you think you are a real god or a crow's mouth? (==)

So I spent a few days leisurely, these days are still the kitchen where the master volunteered, but this time he cooks himself.When I asked him how he could cook, he said that he copied my cooking method through the previous visual sharing.

...Well, I didn't expect Sharingan to have this function.

Then today, I finally understand: Uchiha Itachi is not only a crow's mouth but also a senior crow's mouth!Otherwise, why did I wake up to find that I was possessed again and this time I really fucking possessed the crow? !

Frustrated and leaning forward...I think I will be in the shadow of the crow for the rest of my life...Damn.

After Uchiha Itachi woke up, what he saw was the scene of me squatting on his desk with the body of a crow and complaining.Then...he laughed again after a long absence.

"Uchiha Itachi, I have become like this, you still laugh! It's all your fault!"

"...Why." Someone got up and changed back to his paralyzed face.

"If you hadn't picked up this crow by chance when you were doing the mission, how could I be attached to it!"

"That's right," the Great God still had his face paralyzed, but there was a smile in his eyes, "But if you didn't have this crow, you might have been attached to the desk."

"..." Well, no matter what, it's your old man who is right!

At this time, Itachi's door was suddenly opened, looking at Orochimaru at the door, his eyes instantly turned cold: "Don't you know how to knock when you come in?"

"Hehe, Itachi, don't be so cold," Orochimaru licked his lips, "I heard the conversation in your room, so I thought you were ready to come out. But... who are you talking to? What..." Orochimaru looked around Itachi's room, and finally locked his eyes on me.

... I took a few steps back silently.

Orochimaru, I'm just a natural and harmless crow... why are you so sharp-eyed! (QAQ)

Heavenly spirits and earth spirits Buddha Appearance, let Orochimaru ignore me gorgeously... Well, I know Buddha doesn't want to favor me, the problem is God, don't make such a joke with me!What's going on with Orochimaru who is staring at me with the corners of his mouth turned up now, Kouhu!

I felt my body trembling with excitement—excitement. (==)

"Hehe, Itachi, your crow looks very interesting..." Saying that, Orochimaru actually walked towards me.Ahhh, am I going to lose my life, God, hurry up and save me!

Maybe it was because my resentment for asking for help was too strong, the master suddenly threw a shuriken and stuck it on the floor in front of Orochimaru a second later, and then said lightly: "Get out of here."

"Hehe, are you angry..." Orochimaru raised the corners of his mouth, "However, I came to you because Payne meant it. He asked me to inform my partner that there is a newcomer in the organization today."

After finishing speaking, Orochi walked out of the Great God's room slowly, and then the Great God combed his hair and prepared to leave.

"Itachi! Don't forget to take me with you!" After flapping his wings a few times, he flew to the shoulder of the Great God, and he was really on his way.But Orochimaru who just felt that the Great God was angry, I want to say, you underestimated the Great God's emotional control ability too much.

When I walked to the lobby, I realized Itachi was the last one to arrive. Even Payne, who has become a habit of being late, arrived early today.But Payne didn't say anything, just nodded at the Great God with his paralyzed face, and then started the topic.

"Today, we have a new member in our organization. He is an S-rank rebel from the Kingdom of Water, and he is very capable." After a pause, Payne said again: "But whether he can join the organization depends on your help." judge."

"That's it, another dead ghost has come to your door..." Fei Duan swung his sickle, "This must be a sacrifice given to me by Lord Evil God! Hahaha..."

"Fei Duan..." Looking at his partner who was almost insane, Kakudo reminded grimly, "Don't forget to keep his head, it might be very valuable."

I'm still thinking about money at this time, should I say that this is Jiaodu... The corners of my mouth twitched (please ignore the question of how the crow twitches the corners of its mouth), I tilted my head and put my mouth next to the Great God's ear, and said in a low voice. mouthed.

"Hey, Itachi, when you came to Akatsuki more than ten days ago, you must have been tested by them like this, right?" It looked so dangerous...

"No." The Great God replied calmly.

"Pfft...no? Why?"

"Uchiha Madara." Although it was a few simple words, I had an epiphany.So, they didn't test you because Madara Uchiha opened the back door for you at Penn...

Cut, that guy still has a conscience.

Then, Payne sealed his seal under the gaze of everyone, and the door of the organization gradually opened.Then, the shadow of a person was illuminated by the sunlight into the interior of Akatsuki's organization.

As the door opened wider and wider, the man's appearance gradually appeared - large ninja shoes, blue skin, weird ninja sword...

He, he is...

The author has something to say:

Cough, I don't think I need to say that everyone knows who this newcomer who is being urged is... bless him.By the way, it’s been a long time since I recommended a song, so I want to recommend [7! ! ] songs, you can search in Qyin~