[Ode to Joy] My surname is Tan, my ancestor's original surname is Ming

Tan Zongming was woken up by someone poking his nose with a feather.

"Xiao Chun'er..." He closed his eyes and called out unhappy, "Papa didn't come home until two o'clock in the morning today, can you let Papa sleep for a while..."

The nasty feathers were still plucking at his face.

"Xiaomei!" He patted to the side, "Hurry up and get your son away..."

He patted an arm, and the arm moved swiftly, and it fell out of his palm with a whoosh.

His Wang Chu's kung fu has improved again... Tan Zongming lazily opened his eyes... Wang Chu has disappeared... How did the ceiling become a curtain... How did the soft KingSize bed become a hard wooden board and mat...

Tan Zongming opened his eyes sharply, sat up and looked around.Antique, at least the interior layout before the Tang Dynasty; the outside of the window is gray, it is obvious that it is not yet bright; a fifteen or sixteen-year-old well-dressed boy is huddled in a corner, holding a feather in his hand, looking at him warily.

Fuck, I wore it again...

It's not the same as when it was worn into Minglou's body last time.This time, the person he possessed was called Lin Chen, and his deity has disappeared, his consciousness has completely taken over the body, in other words, he is Lin Chen, and Lin Chen is him.

The game has been upgraded...

But what dynasty is this tm?girder?Beiyan?Southern Chu?Dayu?Is there such a map in history?At least in Minglou's time, he still had some context, what to do with this completely empty background...

Shanghai financial tycoon Tan Zongming's heart is broken.

But crashes are crashes, and life has to go on as usual.While worrying about his wife and children who stayed in modern times, he had to work hard to dig out Lin Chen's vague memories. My son...

Tan Zongming, who has 0 medical skills and 0 martial arts skills, is confused, how to play this tm...

"Young Pavilion Master, it's time for you to see Master Nie." The servant reminded respectfully.While stroking his bleeding heart, Tan Zongming reluctantly got up to look at that naughty Nie Feng.

Lin Chen is unrestrained and unrestrained, but he is very thoughtful and careful in doing things. He left a very detailed treatment plan in written materials, and basically following it will not cause any major problems.This made Tan Zongming, who got a bad hand, finally heaved a sigh of relief.As the young master of Langya Pavilion, he has nothing to do every day, he only needs to practice swords (hehehe), refine medicine (don't hurt others), tease Xiao Feiliu (you can have this), what kind of Mei Changsu is he? Diagnose the pulse (it's the same if you don't diagnose it), and the days will pass.

Of course, Tan Zongming is not a character of muddling along.Since he has a lot of free time, he combines Lin Chen's remaining memories, just like what Wang Manchun did when he came to the 21st century, desperately looking for information, chatting with people, and learning everything about this era.Fortunately, Langya Pavilion was originally a gathering place for the world's news, and Lin Chen was a maverick with no heart for family and country. Tan Zongming's occasional abnormal behavior did not arouse anyone's suspicion.Of course, there may be people who noticed his abnormality, but that person was too worried about his Xiao Jingyan, so he didn't have time to pay attention to him for the time being.

Within half a month, he had almost grasped the current situation, and he had almost observed Mei Changsu, the only one who could expose him, and then gradually stepped into the foreground, allowing Pavilion Master Tan Ban to go online.

"Are you finally willing to work?" Mei Changsu asked him.

Tan Zongming nodded, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"I suspect that the relationship between King Yu and the Hua tribe is unusual. Help me to interrogate the Hua tribe female counselor."

"Which Slippery Counselor?"

"You caught it yourself, don't you remember?"

I've been a little bit hard these days, I can't remember it for a while, blame me...

Tan Zongming returned to his residence and asked the guards to bring over Yu Wang's subordinate named Qin Banruo.

The moment the female counselor entered the door, he suddenly missed Wang Manchun very much. Interrogating people is her old profession. As long as she is here, she will definitely get all the answers.

Mei Changsu and Yu Wang were mortal enemies, but he did not treat Yu Wang's subordinates badly. The hairpin on the female counselor was still on her body, making pleasant jingling sounds as she walked.When the footsteps stopped in the middle of the front hall, Tan Zongming turned around from the map hanging on the wall, and his eyes fell on the face of the very beautiful female counselor who was said to have been caught by himself.

It was indeed very beautiful, so beautiful that Tan Zongming was dizzy.

The other party was also dumbfounded, his eyes, which were noble and cold and dismissive just a second ago, instantly widened like longan.

"Small……"

"Tan..."

Both of them are human beings, and the words that shouldn't be said are stuck on the tip of their tongues.Tan Zongming took a deep breath to calm himself down, walked up to Qin Banruo, and made the final confirmation.

"Where's your chocolate chip?"

Qin Banruo stared at him with almond eyes, "It's at Xiaochun'er."

Ok, here we go.Chocolate beans are the nickname of the Tan family. The idea comes from Xiao Chuner, and it is only used within the Tan family. The child Tan Su found that there were double Ms engraved on Baba Mama's ring, and shouted in surprise, "This is a gift for M&M chocolate beans." Is it?!"

You are the one who bought the chocolate beans!

Tan Zongming ordered the guards in a calm tone with strong willpower, "Everyone go out, no one is allowed to come in."

Every step the guard took out was as unbearable as if in ten times slow motion.

The clearing that lasted like years was finally over. Pavilion Master Tan hugged Adviser Wang, and turned around three times in excitement, "Baby, it's really you! How long have you been here? Are you injured? Have you been bullied? Is it cold in here? Are you not hungry? Answer every question, don’t worry, come one by one.”

Wang Manchun couldn't answer a single one, she hugged Tan Zongming tightly, tears fell on his shoulders.

"Oh, oh, don't cry, I know you have been wronged, but it's okay, I'm here." Tan Zongming wiped the tears off her face with his hands, "Stop crying, huh? How long have you been talking about you? I've never cried before..."

"I'm very scared..." Wang Manchun sobbed, "I'm afraid that I won't be able to leave after I come here like last time..."

"No, idiot, no." Tan Zong held her face and pressed it against her forehead, "Wang Manchun in 1940 is dead, of course you can't go back. But we are still alive and well in modern times What about my son, Xiaochuner and Xiaoqiuer are still waiting for us at home, we will definitely go back."

Mrs. Tan gradually calmed down under Mr. Tan's reassurance, "I came here nine days ago, and I have been under house arrest. I have food, water, and clothes, and no one bullies me. The maid in charge of me said that I was arrested by Lin Chen, and I have been arrested. After being locked up for more than ten days, I asked to see Lin Chen, but no one paid any attention to me... If you don't see me again, I'm going to escape from prison..."

"Fortunately not, you can't beat them."

"I can □□."

"No!"It's funny, whether it's bearable or unbearable...

"I was hit by you, no, I was tapped by that Lin Chen, and I can't use any kung fu, so what else can I rely on?" Wang Manchun rolled his eyes, "I found that Hua women's seductive skills are very powerful, Qin Qin She was so weak that her senior sister instigated one..."

"Stop talking..." Tan Zongming was terrified when he heard that.

"Okay, don't talk about it, then you solved the acupoints for me!"

Fuck, solution point?

Acupuncture point? ...

There are many martial arts masters around Mei Changsu, all of them know how to relieve acupuncture points, but Langya Pavilion is unique in martial arts, and it is risky for people who don't know the inside story to blindly relieve acupuncture points. Come and go.

Tan Zongming took Wang Manchun to the inner room, let her go to bed and rest, and sat by the bed to try to remember.It's a pity that the experience of arresting Qin Banruo was too insignificant in Lin Chen's mind, and Tan Zongming could hardly touch any traces.He closed his eyes for a while, and barely recounted a few acupuncture points - Tanzhong, Fengchi, Hegu, Neiguan...

"You, do you use internal force?" Wang Manchun asked uncertainly, "Without internal force, you can't untie the acupoints."

"The body is still Lin Chen's, so I naturally have internal strength, but I'm not sure if I can use it well... Try it..." Tan Zongming gritted his teeth, and reached out to reach the Tanzhong acupoint on her chest. Wang Manchun instinctively ducked back, just in time at the head of the bed.

"What are you hiding, come back!"

Wang Manchun suppressed a smile, "Itches..."

"The explanation is not right. Try again." Tan Zongming pulled her back and stretched out his fingers again. This time he put in a little more strength, but he could only amused her, "Tan Zongming, you are tickling, is that mutton?" ?! The difference is more than an inch..."

"Your clothes are layered one after another, I don't know where the smell is. Take it off."

Wang Manchun looked sideways at him, and slowly took off his clothes.With only a tube top left, Tan Zongming touched his chin and commented, "I don't seem to be as good as before..."

The chest is not as big as it used to be...

Death, wretchedness that can't be changed anywhere!Wang Manchun spat at him, "Sorry to talk about me! Tell me how much fat you have gained here, and your face is twice as wide as it used to be!"

Tan Zongming burst into tears, "Lin Chen is willing to grow like this, what can I do...I've been working hard to lose weight..."

In this world, Lin Chen's facial features are very similar to Tan Zongming's, while Qin Banruo is exactly the same as Wang Manchun in 1940, so the two recognize each other as soon as they meet, but it doesn't matter who Wang Manchun is attached to, Qin Banruo and Fan Shengmei They are all first-class beauties, but compared to Tan Zongming, Lin Chen's figure is not as interesting.Boss Tan, who had plummeted in appearance, was very upset. Seeing his sagging fat face, Wang Manchun was amused and distressed, and comforted him in turn, "Okay, I won't dislike you even if you get fatter three times. Don't be sad, give it to me quickly." I relieve the acupoint, and the more strength I recover, the less risk we both have."

Tan Zongming stretched out his claws three times.Wang Manchun grabbed his hand and moved it in front of her crisp chest covered with the pattern of mandarin ducks playing in water, "It's here, look carefully, don't click it crookedly... What's wrong? What are you thinking, click!"

Tan Zongming frowned, "I can't gather my internal strength..."

"What's going on?" Wang Manchun sized him up and down, and understood when his eyes moved below his waist, "Tan Zongming, you stinky rascal..."

Before he finished speaking, he hugged him into his arms, "Forget it, I'd better check to see if you dislike me..."

"Tan Zongming..."

"Hush, keep your voice down, these people practice martial arts, and their hearing is good..."

The chubby Pavilion Master Tan Shao pressed Advisor Wang onto the bed.

"It seems a bit weird for us to be like this..." Wang Manchun put his arms around him, stroking his bare, thick back muscles with his ten fingers, "This, this is the bodies of Lin Chen and Qin Banwei, don't you think so? ...was doing it with another person...”

Tan Zongming began to lick her lips, "What do you think..."

"Uh……"

His hand started to assist, "So..."

"Well……"

More parts joined the battle, "So..."

Wang Manchun was speechless.

The attack was in full swing, and he still didn't forget to ask her during the fierce battle, "Do you still have illusions..."

Wang Manchun closed his eyes and shook his head wildly.

"who I am."

"Hate."

"who I am."

"Hate……"

"Do you want to say it, um, do you want to say it..."

Wang Manchun was made to scream by him, "Tan Zongming, you cheated..."

"Hush..." He was satisfied with the correct answer, gagged her and continued.

There was a cool breeze blowing in the courtyard, and the guards turned their backs to the window, their bodies like pine trees.

The people in Langya Pavilion felt that the Jiang Zuo League was so rare and strange.

Mr. Lin, who regards rules as nothing, is such an expert outsider, what's the matter with accepting a concubine to be a concubine, to help your lord to do things, if you don't make money, it's fine, and you have to reboot?

But they also murmured in their hearts that this concubine Ji was taken in too suddenly and too much... It's not like they've never seen it before, but he personally caught the man, ignored him for more than ten days, and fell in love after the first trial.Qin Banruo not only moved directly into the young master's upper room, but also went in and out together, ate and slept together, the young master had no pretensions towards her, and she also had an ordinary woman's gentleness towards the young master.

This is not a winner and a prisoner, this is an old couple at all.

The explanation given by the young pavilion master is that this woman from the Hua tribe possesses extraordinary skills, which is really helpful to my cultivation of Langya Pavilion martial arts.

(Everyone issued an "appeal" like the audience of Deyun Society...)

It's really not Tan Zongming's nonsense. The women of the Hua tribe may really have something to do with Langya Pavilion martial arts. After rolling the sheets happily, Wang Manchun found that all the pinched acupuncture points were released...

Tan Zongming was very proud, "We are also people who can relieve acupuncture points..."

From then on, the Tan couple had a new code word for a certain movement, "Baby, let's untie an acupuncture point..."

With his wife by his side, Daliang's life suddenly became happier.Tan Zongming is the overlord in modern times, and he was just as prosperous in the past.He quickly mastered Lin Chen's medical skills and martial arts knowledge (but the actual combat is still hehehe...), managed Langya Pavilion more orderly than when Lin Chen was there, and developed stronger.Invasions from all sides, Mei Changsu wants to take command and personally conscript, everyone blocked, only Tan Zongming expressed support, "I will accompany you, if you don't make this trip, you will die."

A real man never measures the weight of life with time.

Wang Manchun didn't say anything, although she wanted to stay away from court disputes and fighting on the battlefield, and even yearned to ride horses with Tan Zongming and enjoy the flowers in the south of the Yangtze River, but she was Mrs. Tan, she understood Mr. Tan's philosophy, and supported his decision. Follow his shadow.

"Langya Pavilion has established a brand-new intelligence system, and the Hua tribe also has a secret medicine to keep out the cold that was specially developed for the climate of Dayu. With my wife and I helping you, please believe that you will come back alive to see Xiao Jingyan."

Mei Changsu held Tan Zongming's hand, and he could only say a thousand words, "Thank you."

Tan Zongming and Wang Manchun spent two years at the Liangyu border, until the end of the war, they sent Mei Changsu back to Liangdu safely.

Because he was afraid that he would not live past forty, Mei Changsu still refused to marry Nihuang.But how this pair of enemies will develop is not something that Tan Zongming and Wang Manchun should care about.

Mr. Tan promised Mrs. Tan that as soon as the border incident was over, he would take her on a horse to enjoy the flowers in the south of the Yangtze River.

However, good things are not easy, just after leaving Liangdu, Wang Manchun became pregnant again.

There was no surprise for the first time, nor doubts for the second time, this time she was only worried.

"If we can't go back again, what will Xiaochuner Xiaoqiuer do? If we go back, what will this child do?..."

Mr. Tan, who has a history of 1000 years, has also fallen into deep confusion.

The author really wants to end it here but I know that you will hit me and send me glasses and tell the python to come and strangle me. This is just a transition. In short, they are going back. Don't ask how to go back. The author willfully refuses to explain.

When Tan Zongming opened his eyes, Xiao Qiuer was playing with his big toe. Xiao Chuner was struggling to drag his sister away. Wang Manchun sat by the bed and looked at him with a smile.

"came back?"

"came back."

Tan Zongming sat up and looked around the long-lost home, feeling regretful, "The third child didn't come back."

Before she came back, the third child in her belly was almost six months old.

Wang Manchun asked the nanny to take Xiao Chun'er and Xiao Qiu'er away, sat in Tan Zongming's arms by himself, and showed him a test paper pen, "I bought it at the pharmacy in the community and tested it just now."

Two clear bars.

Tan Zongming hugged her, almost crying with joy, "Thank God, the third child is still with us."

Wang Manchun cried and laughed, "If you don't come back, it will be your fault."

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, it's all my fault." He bowed his head and kissed her, tears were sweet.

Mr. Tan and Mrs. Tan agreed that if the third child was a boy, he would be called Xiao Chuan'er, and if he was a girl, he would be called Xiao Yueer.

Time travel.

As for whether the third child is Xiao Chuan'er, Xiao Yue'er, or whether Xiao Chuan'er and Xiao Yue'er came together, let's open a market and guess!

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It is not easy to shrink the brain hole enough to open a new article into a small theater. Maybe I will write this small theater into a long article when I have time in the future... This is the end of the full text. I bow and thank you all, and I have a flash of inspiration The extra episodes will be placed in the column "Stewed extra episodes".