[Ode to Joy] My surname is Tan, my ancestor's original surname is Ming

My name is Chen Xin. I was born in 1988. I belong to the same dragon as my boss Tan Zongming, just one round younger than him.

I have an ordinary appearance, an ordinary body, and an ordinary manner in speech and behavior. I am the kind of person that people with prosopagnosia hate the most. I don't know why the boss fell in love with me at first glance.

That year when I was a senior, I was an intern at a car modification shop in Tianma Mountain, working as an operation assistant for the boss, actually running errands for him.In June, Shanghai is catching up with the rainy season. In the humid and hot weather, the business of the refitting shop is deserted, and people are extremely irritable. A group of younger guys got into a fight for some reason. They smashed the chairs on the table and even the store manager couldn’t hold back. Let me see the situation It's not good, so I can only go out and drink.The two younger brothers in the lead were disobedient, and I beat them fatly, and they couldn't get up because they stepped on the ground one by one.

Only then did the younger brothers know that although I studied at a top-notch university in this city, I have practiced Sanda for nearly ten years, and even won the runner-up in a martial arts competition in six provinces and one city in East China.

As soon as I helped the store manager deal with the troublemaker, I was stopped by a customer.

"Your name is Chen Xin?"

I glanced at the badge on my chest, isn't this nonsense.But those who come to our shop to modify cars are either rich or expensive, so I can’t afford to offend them. I smiled and nodded, "Well, it’s not a stage name."

The guest smiled, "Would you like to work with me?"

who are you

I was still hesitating, but the store manager dragged me over, "I'm so stupid, Boss Tan wants you, why don't you hurry up and have fun?!"

He, he wants me... what does he want me for... I'm pretty rough...

In this way, I became the personal assistant of Shanghai financial tycoon Tan Zongming in a daze.In fact, the nature of the job has not changed substantially. I don't touch business matters, and I am only responsible for his personal itinerary and daily chores.It is said that after he returned to China, before me, he hired a total of three female assistants, all of whom accidentally (?) crossed the boundary between boss and assistant, so Boss Tan was angry and decided not to hire female personal assistants again. Believe me, even if you don't look at the worth but only look at the face, Boss Tan is also the type that is widely welcomed by all kinds of female creatures.

Although they are all personal assistants, the ranks of the boss and the owner of the modification shop are still very different. Following him, my living standard has risen by five levels, and the people I have come into contact with are all dragons and phoenixes. Not to mention, the boss's previous girlfriends , if any single item is taken out, the appearance value is more than the sum of the appearance values ​​of the owner of the refitting shop's mistress, Mimi, and more.

I often think that being a man and being the boss is really cool.

Until he met Sister Fan.

It was like a doomed existence for the boss, and the process of the boss chasing her was definitely a history of blood and tears.

God is fair, no one can always be at the top of the food chain.

Sister Fan is the most maverick, coolest, most handsome and stylish woman I have ever seen. She is different from all the girlfriends of the boss, and the girlfriends of all the friends of the boss.No wonder the boss loves so darkly and desperately, from pursuing to falling in love to breaking up to getting back together, he tossed and tossed for a whole year before marrying his baby back home.

In the eyes of my little assistant, the omnipotent sister Fan is almost perfect, except for one thing - her birth.In her miserable family, only a son-in-law like the eldest who is not short of money can hold it.But there are some things that can't be solved with money. Sometimes the more money you have, the worse things will be.

For example, just a few days after the Qingming holiday, Sister Fan suddenly received a call from Mother Fan, and she was so anxious that she went to the room, "Xiaomei, come back soon! Your sister-in-law doesn't want to live anymore, she is wiping her neck with a knife..."

Lei Lei also cried on the phone, "Mom's neck is bleeding..."

Sister Fan had no choice but to put down all the work and go home.The boss was going on a business trip to Europe, and he couldn't accompany her, so he asked me to follow her to Nantong to help her.

Sister Fan never shy away from me about the Fan family.The two of us went to Nantong to have a look. What the Fan family encountered was the most typical [-] o’clock TV drama - the Fanlao Hotel opened for half a year, and Boss Tan’s brother-in-law worked for four months, and he has become the number one person in Nantong. Welcoming and sending off, I couldn't control it for a moment, making people loosen their belts.

Fan's sister-in-law was crying and desperately looking for death and life, and she wiped her neck with a knife. It was really not made up by Fan's mother.She made a small gash on her neck and pointed it around with a Band-Aid, "Goddamn Fan Shengying! I married him at the age of 24, and I have endured ten years of hard life without getting any benefits! He is lucky! Yes! Just a few bucks and messing around! I’m dead! I can’t afford to lose this person! I can’t bear this tone! I’m dead!”

Boss Fan said impatiently, "Come on, I just slept with a woman, what's wrong with you! I didn't take it home! I didn't want to divorce you!"

Sister-in-law Fan was not to be outdone, "I won't divorce you! I won't take it home! Do you agree if I pay to sleep with some bad boys? If you agree, I won't care about you anymore!"

Boss Fan was furious, "Can you be like me? You're not a man!"

"What's wrong with the man!"

"A capable man out there, who doesn't sleep with a few women?!"

"Old Tan! Old Tan is more capable than you, why haven't you seen him messing around?!"

My heart skipped a beat, how did the two quarrel involve the boss.Boss Fan held back for a while and suddenly said, "How do you know that Lao Tan didn't mess around? What happened to that girl a few days ago?!"

As soon as he said a word, everyone was shocked.

I immediately turned to look at Sister Fan, and everyone turned to look at Sister Fan.

She leaned on the sofa and asked Boss Fan without a trace of expression, "Which girl?"

"It's just a holiday. During the few days of the holiday, a woman went to a restaurant for dinner. She saw a photo of Lao Tan and us on the wall, and asked what this man has to do with us. I just said, that's my brother-in-law! She asked me Lao Tan’s phone number, of course I won’t give it. She just, she just showed me a reproduced photo in her mobile phone. In the photo, Lao Tan is wearing pajamas and lying on the bed with a dog in his arms..."

Boss Fan hesitated and stammered for two seconds, the room was so quiet that only human breathing remained.

"The photo is quite old. She said that she is an old friend of Lao Tan in the United States. It was taken at her home more than ten years ago. The dog is also hers. After Lao Tan returned to China, they lost contact. I met Lao Tan's in-laws here... Since she is an old friend, I can't give it to her, so I gave her Lao Tan's phone number... What are you looking for! I'm not a fool! I gave her my work number!"

Sister-in-law Fan was puzzled, "That's it? That's it, you say Lao Tan is messing around?!"

Boss Fan argued loudly, "Of course it's more than that! Do you think she can do it if she wants a phone? Do you think they can do it when they get connected? Let me tell you, she said her name is Chen Xin! The heart with the cursive prefix heart! With Xiao Chen The name is exactly the same, no, it is Xiao Chen who has the same name as hers!"

My head buzzed big.

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This small theater satisfies readers who ask "why is the little assistant so annoying" ~ the second half will be released tomorrow.

Even a small theater divided into two chapters is also drunk...