[Ode to Joy] My surname is Tan, my ancestor's original surname is Ming

Tan Zongming discovered an interesting thing. His family, Wang Chu, can climb rocks, shoot, cook authentic Subang dishes, and even sing Kunqu opera better than him. He is almost omnipotent, but he can't swim.

When asked why she didn't learn it, she said that the swimsuit was too revealing, and how decent it would be to be bare-chested and backless in broad daylight.

Come on...Shanghai in the Republic of China was as open as it is today, okay? Besides, is Wang Manchun a conservative person?When attending a dinner party with him, don't be too comfortable in the dress with deep V and big halter.

"Then how did you graduate from the military academy?"

Wang Manchun was a little embarrassed, "My uncle asked someone to change my swimming class to pass..."

I would rather go to a place like a military academy and refuse to learn. If there is a problem, there must be a problem.

Tan Zongming waited for a few days, and finally waited for the opportunity.

In the afternoon when the weather was fine, he wandered in his swimming pool for a long time, and then asked Wang Manchun to come over and feed him cherries.Mrs. Tan has long been used to Tan Dalu being coquettish and inviting to be petted at home all the year round, and without doubting him, she walked over with a cherry in her hand.Unexpectedly, as soon as she walked to the pool and squatted down, Tan Zongming held her shoulder and pressed it into the water. The prank was like a tornado coming too fast. Before she could react, she had already fallen into the water.

Tan Zongming really just wanted to tease her. The shallow water area is only 1.4 meters. How could his decathlon agent wife not be able to handle it—but what surprised him was Wang Manchun, who was always calm and screamed like a stimulant. , and clung to him like an octopus, and couldn't get off him. When he dragged the lead-like Wang Manchun ashore with all his strength, he was punched and kicked by Chu Zuo before he could breathe.

"Tan Zongming, what are you doing! You're out of your mind! Don't play like this! People will die!..."

Tan Zongming finally discovered Wang Manchun's Achilles' heel - she is afraid of water.

"Growing up by the Suzhou River since I was a child, how could I be afraid of water?" He was puzzled.Wang Manchun hesitated for a long time before admitting hesitantly, "When I was young, I played by the river, and I was pushed into the river as a prank. I almost died. Later, I became very afraid of water."

"Which grandson is so immoral?!"

Wang Manchun rolled his eyes, "Minglou."

"..." Grandpa, I was wrong, I am the grandson.

"Isn't it a tradition for your family to drag people into the water?" It's okay if he didn't ask, but the more Wang Manchun thought about it, the more angry he became, so Tan Dacromant was beaten again by the fat man.

After learning from the pain, Tan Zongming sincerely expressed to Wang Manchun that he was willing to teach her to swim and help her overcome her psychological fear.

"Not learn."

No matter what he said, Wang Manchun was just two words, "Don't learn."

Tan Zongming threw out his trump card, "Do you know how Bao Yifan managed to get rid of Andy's stubbornness?"

"?"

"In the swimming pool."

"..."

Facts have proved that although Wang Manchun has always been in a dominant position at home and is often bullied to make Tan Dalu pretend to be a grandson, deep down in her heart, she still has a sense of crisis.After all, in the eyes of outsiders, it is Fan Shengmei who has surpassed Tan Zongming between this couple.In the face of Andy's living lesson, she finally agreed to learn swimming from Tan Zongming.

But Tan Zongming overestimated his own endurance, Wang Manchun broke down and yelled all kinds of things when he got into the water, and his liver trembled when he called him, and she still wanted him to die, so she called Tan Zongming, see you I will not save you from murdering your own wife.

His desire for her to learn how to swim is no match for his love (and awe) for his wife. "Forget it, if you don't study, don't study, and you don't rely on this to make a living."

Wang Manchun's unwillingness to admit defeat came up, "No, I must learn. If you can't teach me, I'll find someone else to teach me."

So another sunny weekend, Wang Manchun brought her new coach.

Tan Zongming couldn't calm down when he saw it. This coach was none other than Qu Xiaoxiao's boyfriend Zhao Qiping, Zhao Qiping!

"Mr. Tan, don't worry. My Zhao is the main force of the swimming team in college. If he teaches Fan Meimei how to swim?"

"I'm not worried about that..."

Qu Xiaoxiao is also a good person, "Ah, I see... Ann, look at your Fan Meimei's swimsuit, which is more than I wear when shopping, I'm not jealous, why are you jealous!"

Tan Zongming felt his heart was bleeding.

But the person was invited by Wang Manchun, what can he say?I could only stand by the swimming pool and watch helplessly the handsome guy with his back on his back for a while and his head for a while, gentle and patient with a pleasant smile.Wang Manchun, who yelled in front of him and completely ignored her image, was quiet in front of Zhao Qiping and studied hard. Although her facial expression was slightly stiff, she was still an out-and-out beautiful lady overall.

Handsome men and beautiful women, the scenery is beautiful, it is almost invisible.

After finally getting through the two-hour swimming class, Tan Zongming sent Qu and Zhao away like a plague god, and came back to ask Wang Manchun, "How are you doing?"

"I have taught everything that should be taught, and the rest is for me to comprehend."

"Then he won't come here anymore?"

"Well, I'm sorry to keep troubling others."

"Huh..." Tan Zongming felt himself alive again.

"Do you want to be so exaggerated?"

"It's not an exaggeration at all!" As long as they soaked in the pool, he spent as long in the vinegar tank, okay?

"Hey, when I learn how to swim, you'll find that all the sacrifices are worth it." Wang Manchun patted his head, speaking earnestly.

She was right.

In the early morning of the next day, Tan Zongming woke up a little earlier than usual, and there was no one around his pillow. He walked up to the balcony and saw Wang Manchun practicing in the swimming pool by himself. Although his movements were not smooth, his posture was quite standard, just how he looked at it They are all a little clumsy, repeated repeatedly and a little stubborn, alas, he is such a stubborn little baby, Tan Zongming finds it both funny and distressing.

As if sensing his voyeurism, Wang Manchun turned her head in the swimming pool, waved at him, and then swam to the shore in a daze.

The clumsy little mermaid climbed ashore, revealing her fair skin with light pink, water droplets dripping down her slender legs, shining dazzlingly in the morning sun.Wang Manchun, who was wrapped up more tightly than anyone else in the swimming pool, was wearing an extremely streamlined bikini, pure red, and slender ribbons, dancing slightly with her light steps.

"Tan Zongming!" She walked barefoot to the terrace and raised her face, smiling sweetly, "Tan Zongming, come down and do morning exercises together..."

"Wait a minute..." Tan Zongming looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Nosebleed..."

The author has something to say:

The author, who was just two weeks after the bone surgery, was struck down by gastroenteritis again...

Burning out (crossed out) for a whole day, I don’t have the energy to update the text, I can only write a small theater, and I apologize for releasing it in advance

Tomorrow I will update it properly...Look at my sincere face...