[Naruto] Stunning

Li Zi stared at the big round eyes, spit out a string of bubbles, wagged his tail and finally stopped looking at the man in the room.

Chestnut was not called chestnut at first. As an ordinary goldfish in the goldfish stall, the boss didn't have the time to give it a name.A few days ago, the youngest son of the boss gave it to the girl who fell in love at first sight, and the girl immediately gave it to the man he liked.Because girls like to name their pets, Chestnut has the name "Chestnut".

Kakashi poured a little feed into the glass fish tank, and the door of the dormitory was pushed open behind him.The pretty girl went straight to him and bent down, tilted her head and stared at the eating goldfish, then said with a smile, "Chestnut sauce is very happy with you!"

——Where did you find out that this goldfish is not happy?Kakashi was too lazy to complain, and he squinted at her with dead fish eyes: "Princess, it is very disrespectful to break into a young man's room rashly. Someone should have taught you to knock on the door before entering someone else's room." Right."

Li Xiang curled her lips disapprovingly, and pointed at the door confidently: "You didn't lock the door, I opened it as soon as I pushed it."

Of course, some people taught Rika the basic etiquette of "knocking before entering other people's rooms". Be scolded, do not change the dead temper many times.

Rika never knew how important it is to "consider other people's feelings".

Kakashi looked at the door that was now wide open, and quickly remembered that Akai came to borrow the scissors just now, and it must be that guy who didn't lock the door for him when he left.The first technician thought in his heart that he should be the one to decide the next competition event, so it should be swimming.

As we all know, Akai is a landlubber.

The blue beast in the next room suddenly saw an ominous flash of light on the blade of the scissors in his hand.

Rika was looking at the goldfish chestnut, but for some reason she turned her head to stare at Kakashi, and suddenly stretched out her hand towards him.The first technician suddenly had some bad memories, quickly raised his hand to block it, and said vigilantly, "What are you doing?"

Li Xiang didn't notice any difference, and pointed to his cheek: "There is a piece of goldfish food on your mask." She looked at him innocently with big eyes, as if he was treating a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart.

Kakashi's index finger lightly brushed across the mask, and sure enough, a tiny grain of feed that was glued to it fell down.The first technician coughed awkwardly, but saw the girl's attention shifted from him to the photo on the bedside, and before he could stop it, the girl jumped to the photo frame like a rabbit.

"Your family?" Rika asked.

Kakashi glanced at the target with different expressions - the gentleness of Minato Namikaze, the excitement of Lin, the anger of Obito, and his own indifference.No one is more like family than them.

"My teachers and teammates."

Li Xiang said "Oh" out of interest, blinked her eyes but smiled as if she had discovered something novel, pointed to Lin in the photo and said, "Is this your little girlfriend?"

Kakashi stared at her with drooping fish eyes, and opened his thin lips, "No."

"Liar!" Li Xiang also glared at him, "Then why does she look at you with such a bright smile?"

Kakashi's dead fish eyes froze: "Why is she looking at me?"

Li Xiang snorted, leaned over and picked up the photo frame and held it in front of him, and said relentlessly: "Although she looks at the camera on the surface, she is clearly peeking at you from the corner of her eyes."

Kakashi was stunned, and when he took a closer look, Lin was really looking at him from the corner of his eyes.He has been looking at this photo almost every day for eight years, but he has never noticed it.Seeing that he was speechless, Li Xiang pouted her mouth unhappily and said coolly: "You like her?"

Kakashi immediately blurted out: "No."

Li Xiang squinted her eyes in satisfaction and smiled like a sly cat: "Then do you like me?"

Kakashi raised his eyebrows, took the photo frame from her hand and put it back in place, then leaned over to her and bent his right eye to show a very gentle smile: "I don't like it."

Lixiang was furious.

***

As soon as Jiraiya returned to Konoha, he squatted on the roof of the women's bath, holding binoculars in both hands without blinking his eyes, and muttering to himself, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,the girls from Konoha are the prettiest." .

Rika and Kakashi saw him from a distance, Rika looked solemn, pointed at him and said, "Peeping Tom! Kakashi catch him!"

The silver-haired young man didn't move, and looked up at one of the three ninjas on the roof who hadn't returned for several years and remained stubborn. Although he didn't know what wind brought him back, Kakashi had an intuition that he couldn't be with him at this time. greet.

Seeing that he was unmoved, Li Xiang simply turned around: "I'll tell Hokage!"

Kakashi didn't want her to disturb Hokage because of some trivial matters, so he quickly stopped her: "How does the Daimyo Prefecture deal with voyeurs?"

Li Xiang snorted coldly: "Take off your clothes and drag them outside to parade in the street."

Kakashi couldn't imagine the horrifying scene of Ziraiya parading naked in the streets.

"Let's go princess, didn't you just say you want to eat three-color meatballs?"

Changing the topic calmly, Kakashi took her to the opposite direction to Hokage, and before she took two steps, there was the sound of a wooden tub and barrel hitting the wall and the woman's voice behind her. screamed, and then I heard Jiraiya yelling loudly: "Isn't that my good disciple Kakashi!"

The silver-haired ninja staggered and almost fell, the corners of his eyes twitched and he felt a bad feeling.Jilai would never call him a "good disciple", let alone call him so loudly on the street in full view, as if he was calling for someone specially.

Li Xiang paused, and when she turned around, she saw a man wearing a large forehead protector with the word "oil" on his forehead, whoosh, and walked in front of them in an instant. No way, Kakashi!"

Li Xiang suddenly realized, and cast a disgusted glance at the young man beside her: "It turns out that the voyeur is an acquaintance of yours."

Kakashi said that he really didn't know why Shizu-sama was so enthusiastic about him today.

Jiraiya began to introduce himself while dancing his □□Senjin dance, and Rika ignored him and said, "The handsome guy who can shut up crying children, Mr. Jiraiya, you mean this handsome guy!" Big talk, hearing him call himself "Miaomu Mountain□□ Immortal", although he doesn't know where Miaomu Mountain is, remembering that he just peeped at the fair and tender girl who was taking a bath, he couldn't help mocking: "What□□ Immortal, I think you are Toad □□ want to eat... umm!" Kakashi covered his mouth halfway through the words, so he glared at him angrily and let out a muffled "uh huh".

The silver-haired young man stopped her from saying disrespectful words to Jilai in time, and laughed dryly at the master who looked at them with a puzzled look, "hehe", and then he was stomped heavily by Lixiang, and then he let go of his hand in pain.Rika glared at him again, pulled him straight to Hokage Building, and hummed: "I'll let Hokage drive this strange voyeur out of Konoha!"

Kakashi was hesitating whether to tell her or not - if the Third Hokage found out that the student had returned, he would never be too happy to drive him away.

Seeing that they were about to leave, Ji Lai also stopped dancing the Immortal Dance, "Hey Hey Hey" shouted: "This little girl who has a close relationship with Kakashi must be Her Royal Highness Princess of the Land of Fire. It's better to meet her than to be famous. !"

Neither Rika nor Kakashi knew that he had heard the "name" of the Princess of the Fire Country, but the latter visibly trembled at the tip of his silver hair when he heard the affirmation "he has a close relationship with Kakashi".The first technician hadn't been out of Konoha Village recently, so he naturally didn't know that hundreds of versions of "The Story of Rikako and Kashi" had been circulated wildly in the ninja world outside.

One of the old and unscrupulous Sannin shook his index finger at Rika and said: "Princess, you don't have to go to that old man. The old man is my teacher. He has done more voyeurism than me. It is said that every teacher must have his disciples." Yo."

Kakashi couldn't agree with the fallacy that "every teacher who likes to peep has a student who likes to peep", and he defended his teacher aloud: "...Enough is enough, Mr. Minato, don't implicate Minato-sensei."

Rika often heard Xiude praise Konoha's outstanding people in the Daming Mansion, now it seems... tsk tsk.

Jiraiya only stayed in Konoha for a short afternoon, and he said he was going to leave before the sunset. Kakashi asked him: "It's rare to come back, don't you want to meet the third generation?"

□□ Immortal (self-proclaimed) shook his head disapprovingly: "It's gone, what's so good about a bad old man."

Kakashi shrugged, and looked indifferent again, took out "Kindness to Heaven" from his ninja bag and flipped through it: "So what are you doing here?"

"Just passing by, I can't bear to miss Konoha's beautiful girl. And..." At this point, the end of the tune was drawn out, and Ji Lai laughed with malicious intentions, "I heard that the princess is in Konoha, so I just stopped by Come to see your joke~" After finishing speaking, he laughed heartily "hahaha".

Kakashi stared at his back as he was striding away with his dead fish eyes open, and for a moment he wanted to smash the "Kissing Heaven" in his hand at the back of his head - just thinking about it.

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